George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[AvDaBr]

Do these people ever actually listen to their recordings before sending them in?

[Major Ed Damien]

That wasn't a submerging artist.

That was Charlie Manson.

I'd recognize that voice anywhere.

[PChirp]

Do these people ever actually listen to their recordings before sending them in?

[AvDaBr]

"Were people screaming?  Do you remember that part?"  He has become a caricature of himself.

[SnapT]

Really?!?  That is awesome.

Just heard it: Larry from Ontario, Canada.  Tells a story about a boat blowing up.

"That's a miracle, Larry... Gabber."  WTF?! Well, we got our shoutout.  And Noory apparently has no idea how to slip in a sly reference to us without sounding insane to those not in the know.

[21st Century Man]

That wasn't a submerging artist.

That was Charlie Manson.

I'd recognize that voice anywhere.

George Noory Posted this a while back

Charles Manson-Cease to Exit

Charles Manson-Cease to Exit.(With Lyrics)

What's scary is that the Beach Boys recorded this song under the title Never Learn Not To Love

"Never Learn Not to Love" by The Beach Boys - Charles Manson song

[Deeyeennoveeyetee E.]

"Were people screaming? Do you remember that part? Were there lots of people with arms and legs cut off? Were there lots and lots of dead babies everywhere? Haha! Do you remember that part? Did you eat anyone's spleen? That would've been so awesome!!"

[Major Ed Damien]

Jorch:  "Were the dead people screaming?"

[Nick el Ass]

Just heard it: Larry from Ontario, Canada.  Tells a story about a boat blowing up.

"That's a miracle, Larry... Gabber."  WTF?! Well, we got our shoutout.  And Noory apparently has no idea how to slip in a sly reference to us without sounding insane to those not in the know.

I knew he wouldn't be able to go the night after the pm he sent me on here earlier, but I'm surprised it came so late.

[Major Ed Damien]

Caller: 

"My miracle happened when I was driving an eighteen-wheeler down in Tennessee while on the phone live with George Noory.  I got excited, distracted, talking about UFO's, and hit a Greyhound bus.  Half the people on it were burned to death, but, thank God, I survived.  And that's my miracle, praise the Lord.  I'll hang up now and listen to your response."

[21st Century Man]

This idiot says the door to heaven is shut.  Complete bullshit. As long as there is a breath coming from a human being, the door to heaven is open.

[21st Century Man]

Mark 13:32 (KJV)  But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but (only) the Father.

[zeebo]

Is there anything in the bible about 401k's?

[toast2toast]

That's right folks. Heaven is closed. Do whatever you want. God don't give a damn anymore.

[Major Ed Damien]

I like how it was all God's fault that there was a huge fuck-up on the dates.

[Major Ed Damien]

Mark 13:32 (KJV)  But of that day and that hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels which are in heaven, neither the Son, but (only) the Father.

" . . . neither the Son, but (only) the Father."



If "Jesus is Lord," then why isn't he in on the big secret?

[21st Century Man]

" . . . neither the Son, but (only) the Father."



If "Jesus is Lord," then why isn't he in on the big secret?

I've always considered Jesus and God as separate entities. The Trinity. Jesus is of the Father but not the Father.  As for Jesus not knowing the date well I guess the answer is God Only Knows why.

[Major Ed Damien]

I've always considered Jesus and God as separate entities. The Trinity. Jesus is of the Father but not the Father.  As for Jesus not knowing the date well I guess the answer is God Only Knows why.

I wonder if he bothers the hell out of God for the date.  I know I would.  I'd be like a teenager wanting to know what day I was getting that car.

[toast2toast]

Oh goody, we got another date. I'll freshen up my survival supplies in the bunker.
Is it like dog year where 1 God day is 1,600 people days?

[21st Century Man]

I wonder if he bothers the hell out of God for the date.  I know I would.  I'd be like a teenager wanting to know what day I was getting that car.

LOL.  I'd be a pest that's for sure.  Hey, Dad, when are we gonna kick some ass?  I've been waiting for a long time and the last time I really lost my temper was in the temple with the money changers.  I've been watching all of these idiots perverting my words for 2000 years.  I've had it up to here with that bullshit along with the false prophets starting with this idiot, McCann.

[Major Ed Damien]

God seems to have a George Noory-type sadistic streak in him, keeping secrets from everybody about the end of everything.  I wonder if he makes that orgasmic-like sound George made earlier when he heard the word "death."  Probably.

[21st Century Man]

Chris McCann is a false prophet and profiteer.  There is a special place for people like him.  Dante wrote about it.

[Nick el Ass]

People mock the end of the world stuff because of morons like Chris who keep putting out dates only to change them when it doesn't happen. He should be in jail for ripping of his followers instead of on C2C with Dipshit Dave Noorie.

[Major Ed Damien]

Chris McCann is a false prophet and profiteer.  There is a special place for people like him.  Dante wrote about it.

I personally cannot wait until God fucks this religious kook in the ass.

Can you promise me that this event is highly likely?

[zeebo]

If the world is 5 billion yrs. old and most humans don't live past 100, then the odds of being alive during the actual end-of-the-world are astronomical (and we've already had like 5 of them so far).   :

[21st Century Man]

I personally cannot wait until God fucks this religious kook in the ass.

Can you promise me that this event is highly likely?

I can guarandamntee it.  LOL. This fucktard actually said that it's the Church who said we don't know the day or the hour.  He must not know his Bible because those are the words from Christ.  It's easy to look up with a Red Letter Bible.  I'd be really tempted to smack this guy around if I saw him on the street.  I know that's not a very Christian thing to do but I'm not a very good Christian sometimes.

[Nick el Ass]

Someone should take Dave, Tommy, and the guest... and toss them into Mel's hole.

[21st Century Man]

And I absolutely can't stand these people who claim they are Christians but fail to follow His tenets.  They are responsible for the world drifting away from Christianity.  Better to be an atheist than a fake Christian.

[21st Century Man]

Matthew 24:36 is pretty much the same.

Matthew 24:36 (KJV)  But of that day and hour knoweth no man, no, not the angels of heaven, but my Father only.


Again, Christ's words not the churches.

[21st Century Man]

I sure as hell hope a real Christian takes this bastard to task.