George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

I will refrain from any criticism of George Noory today. His sister passed away..  Sorry to hear the news, George. Condolences to you and your family.

My condolences as well.  And I'll pledge to give him a full courtesy week free from my wisecracks. 

[ZHero]

I agree 100% regardless of how I feel about him. I hope by working it takes Noory's mind off things.

Since I found Darkness radio my need to listen to C2C in minimal.

Ditto.  I hate the suck-master but I'll give him a break for about a week.  I also had a sister pass away about a month ago so I'll observe the golden rule.  But next week, Dave, its back on like Donkey Kong!

[WOTR]

My condolences as well.  And I'll pledge to give him a full courtesy week free from my wisecracks.

A week it is.  My condolences George, if you still browse the forum.

[pate]

I fed me pup toomeric.  She didn't survive.  Why you hate dogs?


She loved flavor of toomeric, spice her chicken broth...  Why not my doggone dog here with me now, why you hate?

She was just a babe in dog yrs...   Why you hate puppies?

[UFQuack]

This thread shows exactly why GN is still on the air and Premrat loves him. People come here to post how much he sucks, yet these same people still listen on a nightly basis. Why, why why?

Yes but the show is not all Noory, there are topics, there are guests, there are callers, all ruined by Noory. I do not protest the show, but the host of the show. Are we supposed to say he doesn't suck, why? It is right to complain. Even if they don't listen, it is cathartic, like therapy.

Besides Coast is what is on the air live, what do you expect security guards to listen to? White noise? Chopped liver? Chopped liver with a mustache?

[Morgus]

Noory is letting his second guest (Father Wingate) go early tonight after only one hour.
He will probably bring in one of his regular fill-in guests for the final hour like Lionel Fanthorpe perhaps?

[21st Century Man]

I'm trying very hard not to criticize George Noory now.  I've got to restrain myself for a week.  God help me.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Noory is letting his second guest (Father Wingate) go early tonight after only one hour.
He will probably bring in one of his regular fill-in guests for the final hour like Lionel Fanthorpe perhaps?

Good guess.

[Morgus]

Good guess.

Its always either Lionel or Joshua P. Warren, so not too hard to guess... 

[pate]

sNoory,

Take a day or two,

try not to punch any babies..

Or kick a puppy.

I know, you'd never kick a puppy, but we still wonder if you would punch any mean babies that you happen upon...

I urge you sNoory, leave 'em be!

Ah!  Grief under slings and arrows...


Actually,  I don't think anyone grieves under the relentless slings and arrows!

Poor you!  You must be the center of some sort of Conspiracy~!

I envy you~!

[nooryisawesome]

Yes but the show is not all Noory, there are topics, there are guests, there are callers, all ruined by Noory. I do not protest the show, but the host of the show. Are we supposed to say he doesn't suck, why? It is right to complain. Even if they don't listen, it is cathartic, like therapy.

Besides Coast is what is on the air live, what do you expect security guards to listen to? White noise? Chopped liver? Chopped liver with a mustache?

Lots of other options out there. Darkness radio, Clyde lewis, Dark matter Radio network, paracast, etc

[nooryisawesome]

Its always either Lionel or Joshua P. Warren, so not too hard to guess... 

Lionel this time. I thought for sure if he dropped someone it would be Warren since he beamed his voice to the aliens.

[Nick el Ass]

Lionel this time. I thought for sure if he dropped someone it would be Warren since he beamed his voice to the aliens.

He needed someone that he hasn't heard from in a few weeks to kiss his ass. George was feeling bad tonight, and when Lionel was making funny little comments he didn't even so much as mutter a sound.

[wr250]

well he is working supe....  err sunday *

*refrain from george "comments" due to death in George Noorys family. my condolances George.

[HorrorReporter]

well he is working supe....  err sunday *

*refrain from george "comments" due to death in George Noorys family. my condolances George.

I feel like the character HAROLD from THE STAND in the scene where he is holding his words back so much his fingernails are beginning to cut the palms of his hands.

I will place my self-imposed moratorium on commentary until Monday.
Which means Sunday's submerging artists and horrible topics will be spoken of.
And George Noory is NO Kathy Bates.

[nooryisawesome]

well he is working supe....  err sunday *

*refrain from george "comments" due to death in George Noorys family. my condolances George.

Well if I t will help george take his mind off things by working, that's good. So we can take a night  george. We get 5 a week, what's 6. Actually, from the comments of facebook george did good with a bad guest, so good for him. The comments were pretty positive unlike usual, so good work noory.

[NoMoreNoory]

Noory is letting his second guest (Father Wingate) go early tonight after only one hour.
He will probably bring in one of his regular fill-in guests for the final hour like Lionel Fanthorpe perhaps?

No surprise Joorch cut him loose. At the top of the interview, asked about his general health, Wingate calmly announced he had three strokes last week.

[UFQuack]

Lots of other options out there. Darkness radio, Clyde lewis, Dark matter Radio network, paracast, etc

True, and I realize that it is nice to be able to port a podcast, mp3 or whatever, but even still Noory is still taking up considerable space on the dial and time slot as it is one of the major shows. It is interesting that Clyde Lewis is also Premiere so perhaps there's competition from within, but still Coast is what happens to be on when people are working during those late or early hours and all they might have available is a radio to listen to by broadcast or over the air.

[aldousburbank]

Listening to my usual Cali radio station whilst in Hawaii was weird for 2 reasons.

The first was that George was on at 7 pm Hawaii time, and I haven't listened to his idiocy for months but there he was, old fumblegums, blathering some stupid ass shat just after sundown. What a way to accidentally F up a beautiful Pacific sunset.

The second strange was that somehow, I know, it doesn't sound possible, but George- somehow you sounded even suckier in Hawaii than you do on the mainland you sorry sack of pizza rolls. Aloha dipshit.

[albrecht]

I just got some rain (yeah!) and came inside just now and, oddly, my local AM radio station is playing last night's C2C. At 7pm. Very odd because usually it is on at midnight and I have never heard them playing the show this early. And it is last night's repeat. Very, very bizarre. Their internet site says that Glenn Beck (repeat from morning I think since the channel doesn't carry the live show) should be on. Strange programming choice because although I don't like Mr.Crybaby Beck I'm surprised that they would play a C2C. I'm wondering if some intern made a mistake or the station got hit by lightening?

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

I just got some rain (yeah!) and came inside just now and, oddly, my local AM radio station is playing last night's C2C. At 7pm. Very odd because usually it is on at midnight and I have never heard them playing the show this early. And it is last night's repeat. Very, very bizarre. Their internet site says that Glenn Beck (repeat from morning I think since the channel doesn't carry the live show) should be on. Strange programming choice because although I don't like Mr.Crybaby Beck I'm surprised that they would play a C2C. I'm wondering if some intern made a mistake or the station got hit by lightening?

Maybe it's the new fall schedule for Friday and Saturday nights (being the first weekend in September)?  But it's funny they wouldn't announce it.  My local station used to do that on weekends.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Maybe I can't criticize George, but this guest sounds like someone he picked up off the street.  He's well spoken but his pet theory about the subconscious being female belongs in a bar somewhere.

[Morgus]

Sounds like Noory tonight is dumping this guest early again, after one hour instead of the scheduled 2 hours...

[NoMoreNoory]

Sounds like Noory tonight is dumping this guest early again, after one hour instead of the scheduled 2 hours...

You didn't think he'd get away with saying "pee-pee" twice, did you?

[narcissist noory]

noory's so ignorant and delusional that on monday he wont even realize that he's doing a show about himself

[narcissist noory]

tonight  after failing to pronounce 'malevolent',  he declares "i give up, i cant even talk tonight"
  than redeems himself and sounded like he won the Pulitzer

[NoMoreNoory]

I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'
I must not make fun of George's attempt to say 'malevolent'

[Nick el Ass]

tonight  after failing to pronounce 'malevolent',  he declares "i give up, i cant even talk tonight"
  than redeems himself and sounded like he won the Pulitzer

The dude can't talk on any night. I was sitting here playing a game, and turned on the radio to turn it to the classical music station... and managed to catch what sounded like him reading the dictionary definition of the word. Neorge is like a train wreck that never stops with bodies flying everywhere.

[NoMoreNoory]

He went back to give himself a chance to get it right because he's not the kind to walk away from anything,  'but there are some words in your life you just can't get right'. So he set about pronouncing 'malevolent' again. And got it wrong again. Twice. Manevolent. Malevonent. Got it right third time, though.
OK, Joorch, that's malevolent taken care of. Just the other couple of thousand to go....
Did I just break the ceasefire? So sorry.
George, do yourself a favour. Put a repeat on and go home.

[Nick el Ass]

I like how Neorge was bringing up the idea of botched surgeries for a topic, and the loss of Joan Rivers with U2's Beautiful Day playing in the background. Perfect backdrop.