George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Izintit?]

 Damn, Noory`s off one night and this thread turns into As the Idiot`s World Turns.

[Yorkshire pud]

Damn, Noory`s off one night and this thread turns into As the Idiot`s World Turns.

Normal service will be resumed as soon as possible.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The Jorchy Springer Show

[Yorkshire pud]

The Jorchy Springer Show

Who is brave enough to start the 'Jackshit and his pneumatically structured ex' thread in 'General'?

[McPhallus]

Just trying to collect my monies and things.  Then he's free.
He wouldn't even call to get shit done.

Out of curiosity, how much money does he owe you?

[McPhallus]

Who is brave enough to start the 'Jackshit and his pneumatically structured ex' thread in 'General'?

You have to admit, the tragicomic possibilities are fascinating.

[Jackstar]

I suspect this may be the karmic backlash for the twenty pages of Mr. Fidget thread.

Being stalked on BellGab.com was not how I had planned on spending my weekend. Are we clear on that? Great!

[Izintit?]

You have to admit, the tragicomic possibilities are fascinating.

C`mon man, it`s an act. They [He] are [is] pathetic . Get something resembling a life.

[aldousburbank]

Hey, that reminds me, speaking of too soon.

You know how, like, all over the world, the name "Hitler" still resonates soundly? How the name itself, still conjures up a wide amalgam of emotions in every thinking, cognizant being who knows even an ounce of history? How even the illiterate know that there must be something up with that guy with the wierd mustache?

Man, fuck Hitler, he ruined that mustache for everyone. Anyway. My point is... that was sixty years ago. Forty-nine years from now, it will be that 9/11 will have been sixty years ago.

Now, take that image, and imagine two things more: one, people will still be hollering, "too soon! too soon!" about crass 9/11 jokes then, and two, I will still be alive, making crass 9/11 jokes.

It's important to know one's purpose in life, I think, truly I do.

I think that pulling the Hitler card will be ineffective as a diversion and does not do justice to your composition skills. Just one hippie's opinion.

[McPhallus]

once Bush and Cheney and their parasitic predator families are held accountable, 9/11 just might stop being funny, someday.

But ragging on Hitler? Always funny. Forever.

Yet Polpot gets hardly any love.

[McPhallus]

C`mon man, it`s an act. They [He] are [is] pathetic . Get something resembling a life.

Lighten up, man.  He's occasionally mildly interesting, you must admit.

[Jackstar]

Yet Polpot gets hardly any love.

He was rather more successful at killing almost everyone who had ever heard of him, than Hitler was. Hitler did all that speechin' and broadcastin'--Hell, he beamed that into space. There's going to be little Exolings picking up that Olympics thing on their crystal radios for aeons, shaking their little tentacles in the air at him, that crazy murdering dumkopf.

I gotta remind you all here--I didn't start this Hitler business here, I just pointed out some facts on the swastika.

C`mon man, it`s an act.

Boy, are you going to be surprised.

[Yorkshire pud]

Boy, are you going to be surprised.

I'm not..I'm fairly sure your ex is your ex and more to the point, she's rattled you big time..

That said, I do think it's crying out for your own 'Domestic' thread..perhaps we can offer counselling? But remember Jacky boy play nice..

[Jackstar]

she's rattled you big time..

You are truly, utterly delusional. No wonder the significance of the fact that all three buildings fell at free-fall speed is thoroughly lost on you. Here, have a biscuit. *pat, pat*

[Abby Normal]

America is seeing its worst measles outbreak since 2000.  This year's 288 cases are the most cases in any year since the disease was declared eliminated in 2000.

The vaccine against measles is effective, and the disease was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000. Still, as travelers from abroad bring the virus back into the United States, outbreaks persist among those who have not been vaccinated. When some refuse to immunize themselves and their children, everyone is at risk. Measles claims roughly 122,000 lives annually around the world.

I am not suggesting you are directly responsible for this outbreak, Mr. Noory.   However, you brag about being heard on 570 radio stations.  And, from time to time, you tell your listeners that vaccines are bad, that you don't believe in them.  Anyone who listens to open lines is painfully aware that a significant portion of your listeners aren't very bright.  And when you tell them vaccines are bad they believe you.  They don't have themselves vaccinated.  They don't have their children vaccinated. 

You are not qualified to dispense medical advice, GEORGE.  You're dispensing QUACKERY.   When people believe you and follow your advice it could potentially lead to great harm.  Here's some good advice.  Why don't you retire and let a responsible person take over what's left of Art's show?  Someone who is responsible and won't dispense advice he's not qualified to give?

You would be doing America and the world a huge favor.

[Juan]

As far as I know, I didn't post my phone number, OR give him permission to.

Wait.  Your phone number is "cunt?"

[Jackstar]

Great post! It lead me to this hilarious apologists' essay on how vaccines can be contaminated: http://www.skepticalraptor.com/skepticalraptorblog.php/polio-vaccines-cancer-debunking-myth/

[bigchucka]

Wait.  Your phone number is "cunt?"

On my "raven" it rings up

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[albrecht]

America is seeing its worst measles outbreak since 2000.  This year's 288 cases are the most cases in any year since the disease was declared eliminated in 2000.

The vaccine against measles is effective, and the disease was declared eliminated from the United States in 2000. Still, as travelers from abroad bring the virus back into the United States, outbreaks persist among those who have not been vaccinated. When some refuse to immunize themselves and their children, everyone is at risk. Measles claims roughly 122,000 lives annually around the world.

I am not suggesting you are directly responsible for this outbreak, Mr. Noory.   However, you brag about being heard on 570 radio stations.  And, from time to time, you tell your listeners that vaccines are bad, that you don't believe in them.  Anyone who listens to open lines is painfully aware that a significant portion of your listeners aren't very bright.  And when you tell them vaccines are bad they believe you.  They don't have themselves vaccinated.  They don't have their children vaccinated. 

You are not qualified to dispense medical advice, GEORGE.  You're dispensing QUACKERY.   When people believe you and follow your advice it could potentially lead to great harm.  Here's some good advice.  Why don't you retire and let a responsible person take over what's left of Art's show?  Someone who is responsible and won't dispense advice he's not qualified to give?

You would be doing America and the world a huge favor.

Of course, immigration from 3rd world cesspits has nothing to do with some diseases once beaten becoming on the rise again. Legal immigrants are, supposedly, by law screened for TB but I'm not sure if they are screened for other diseases and how stringent even the TB screening policy is. And with an open-border nobody is testing those immigrants them for anything. They are bringing everything from the mundane diseases to even things like brain parasites (Neurocysticercosis) into the country.

[JackstarsEx]

You are truly, utterly delusional. No wonder the significance of the fact that all three buildings fell at free-fall speed is thoroughly lost on you. Here, have a biscuit. *pat, pat*

Yet he still hasn't called/written to return my things and get me out of his life.
It's really THAT simple.

Also:

Wait.  Your phone number is "cunt?"

No.  I dropped the link that's on the original post that does, indeed, share my phone number.
WITHOUT my permission.
Wanker.

[JackstarsEx]

But remember Jacky boy play nice..

He doesn't.
And I'm done playing.

Also:  This really isn't the place for me.
And I know that.
I belong to a different forum with people of multiple disorders... which is better for me than... this.
Not that you guys are bad.
This just isn't the things I need to care about right now, in MY life.

My name says it ALL.
I have NOTHING to hide.
And I just want OUT.

I'm sure those of you that dislike him, understand.

That said -- Enjoy your forum and my SINCERE apologies for bothering you.

[wr250]

awwww and i was going to start "a haiku for jackstar-san" thread.

[Jackstar]

awwww and i was going to start "a haiku for jackstar-san" thread.

If you must, I really prefer Doctor Who slash-fic. Feel free to get crackin'.

[bigchucka]

No.  I dropped the link that's on the original post that does, indeed, share my phone number.
WITHOUT my permission.
Wanker.

He deleted some stuff online... you deleted some stuff online... tie.

In the (somewhat) words of Herb Dean...

I gave both of you your instructions in the locker room.  Obey MV's commands at all times.  We're gonna have a good fight.  We're gonna have a clean fight.  Touch gloves, let's make it official.


Surprised YouTube doesn't have "Herb Dean Pre-Fight Instructions"...

At least Noory isn't one of the three judges scoring at ringside.  UFC has enough fucked up judge's decisions already.... There.  I'm on topic...

[Jackstar]

What did I delete? Mystified.

[bigchucka]

Someone wanted their sun back.  That request was removed.

[Jackstar]

Someone wanted their sun back.  That request was removed.

I think I missed a lot by getting bored and wandering off this morning. Fun Happens Late:

http://youtu.be/qXxKKWpRRzc

[MyEye]

Exactly ... and George seems to have a fear of OPEN LINES ... wonder why that is.

UNSCREENED open lines, that is.  It appears Noory has 'open lines' screened only to allow only callers that are deemed pro-Noory.

The guy works off of cue cards.  He can barely read copy in front of him when presenting the 'news' at the opening of the show.
To have him respond to 'tough' unscripted comment would find GN lost for a thought or words. 


A great features of Art Bell's hosting was his answering and conversations with off-the-wall unscreened callers with aplomb;  J.C. included.

Noory doesn't have the imagination nor skills to do so.  All he has is what he has on paper in front of him and saying again he can't even deliver on that.

Noory Sucks....
......Big Time.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Noory doesn't have the imagination nor skills to do so.  All he has is what he has on paper in front of him and saying again he can't even deliver on that.

Noory Sucks....
......Big Time.

He phones it in. Case in point: last year when he was interviewing a guest, he was also logged in here, on this thread. And then he made a big show of saying he'd try harder. As if. He fell into a great hosting position and gradually drove it into the ground. Big affiliates like megastation WABC in NY that picked up Art have long since dropped Noory, although he likes to pretend otherwise.

[ItsOver]

...I gotta remind you all here--I didn't start this Hitler business here, I just pointed out some facts on the swastika.

Probably what Adolph was thinking as he was hunkered down in the bunker with the Rooskies knocking on the door.  His last thoughts before he pulled the trigger were no doubt, "Damn Jess!  Noory sucks!"