George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[pyewacket]

GN: are all psychopaths evil
Or are all evil people psychopaths

Gns

Maybe he's related to Zack from TBBT- "

Sheldon Cooper: Jacuzzi is a commercial brand, hot tub is the generic term, i.e., all Jacuzzis are hot tubs, but not all hot tubs are Jacuzzis.
Zack: Is that like all thumbs are fingers, but not all fingers are thumbs?
Sheldon Cooper: Surprisingly, yes.
Zack: Nice. Now, what exactly are toes?

[Izintit?]

  Once again an interview where George really doesn`t interview.He reads a question that the guest in his 8+minute soliloquy had just answered while George was diddling his computer.No wonder it was,as you said George,a fast night.And tonight we get LMH.George why in the hell are you even there? GNS

[Mr Bloom]

I do, I don't know what "we" do, but I draw a line.  Hitler killed Jews and Pols and Gays and most of the people that fought against him.  He was a hideous evil.  Snoory might have a little evil in him, but he isn't freaking Hitler, that is just plain offensive and denigrates all that suffered at the hands of the Nazis.  It's not a hit, it's a miss.

With that said, GNS.

Heil Noory!

[Liam the runner]

I do, I don't know what "we" do, but I draw a line.  Hitler killed Jews and Pols and Gays and most of the people that fought against him.  He was a hideous evil.  Snoory might have a little evil in him, but he isn't freaking Hitler, that is just plain offensive and denigrates all that suffered at the hands of the Nazis.  It's not a hit, it's a miss.

With that said, GNS.

Soooooo.... Laserjock, Why don't you print a set of rules (so we ALL know) of what will or won't offend you concerning Snoory....

Someone else suggested photoshopping Jorch as Hitler...I did it, and you get your panties in a bunch?

Well Excuuuuuussssseeee me!

by the way.... George Noory Sucks.....

[Jackstar]

Jesus, at least Hitler could give a speech.

GNS

[Catsmile]

REALLY....so we draw the line at Hitler and a swaztica in this thread? are you new here?

The swastika is ancient it was around LONG before Hitler, drop the butthurt.

Look at his posting history. He's always offended by something.
Want to really get a rise out of him?
Post something about Philippine women, that he doesn't like.
All sorts of butthurt will ensue.

I adore Pinay, they truly are magical women to me. But I don't get all butthurt if someone post something that can be seen as a slight against the Filipino people. Some of it is true, or part truth. It doesn't mean all Filipino/Filipinas are the same, just like any place in the world there's good and bad people.

Sometimes I wonder if he's little special (think short bus), or just new to the internet, period.

Welcome to the internet laserjock. Mabuhi!



GNS

[ItsOver]

Heil Noory!

That should be "Sieg heil", before Laserjock goes all PC on us.  PC sucks as much as Jorch.

[wr250]

That should be "Sieg heil", before Laserjock goes all PC on us.  PC sucks damn near as much as Jorch.

fixed, cause nothing sucks like jorch.

[NoMoreNoory]

Jesus, at least Hitler could give a speech.

GNS

And when Addie proposed a final solution, at least he set about seeing it through, unlike the PX90, the Coast Cares Foundation, Joorch Time, the Hawaii studio....

Adolf Hitler sucked and George Noory Sucks.....in very different ways, of course.

[MyEye]

After two great shows with Knapp, hearing George last night was like a punch in the gut.

Several years ago Whitley Strieber hosted C2C and was taking calls.

I don't remember the circumstance but a caller eloquently stated how Noory had diminished the show.  Whitley's response was that  "he's not that bad".  Would that be an acknowledgment that Noory is somewhat "bad"?

[Izintit?]

Soooooo.... Laserjock, Why don't you print a set of rules (so we ALL know) of what will or won't offend you concerning Snoory....

Someone else suggested photoshopping Jorch as Hitler...I did it, and you get your panties in a bunch?

Well Excuuuuuussssseeee me!

by the way.... George Noory Sucks.....

I agree with Laserjock.Please start comparing Noory to Stalin or Pol Pot.

[albrecht]

I agree with Laserjock.Please start comparing Noory to Stalin or Pol Pot.

I disagree. Stop comparing them. Under Hitler's National Socialist German Workers' Party regime George's mustache would've been a crime against the state because it out does Der Fuehrer's, and he'd been worked to death. Under Pol Pot's CPK, as crazy as it was, George would be considered an intellectual (that tells you how crazy they were!) and likewise sent to a camp for re-education and, likely, death. He doesn't deserve those options. Nobody does.

[ItsOver]

fixed, cause nothing sucks like jorch.

Sorry, PC crap sucks more than Jorch.  If those fuckers had their way, I couldn't say things like Jorch sucks, even when it's "thuh trooth."  That truly sucks.

[laserjock]

I don't like overly PC either.  But even Art Bell would probably say putting a swastica on Jorch is going too far.  In life, there ARE boundaries, they are there to keep society functioning with sanity.  Making Jorch out to be a nazi, let alone THE nazi, it denigrates all those that HAVE suffered at his hand.

I'm not calling for rules, but for people to have some class, crudeness doesn't wear well.  And reacting to my statements so angrily shows you know you are wrong, because you've gone on the defensive.

We're all adult here, right?  Well?

[ItsOver]

I'd rather err on the side of freedom than tryanny, and that's what somebody like Hitler was all about.  Parody away.

[Izintit?]

I disagree. Stop comparing them. Under Hitler's National Socialist German Workers' Party regime George's mustache would've been a crime against the state because it out does Der Fuehrer's, and he'd been worked to death. Under Pol Pot's CPK, as crazy as it was, George would be considered an intellectual (that tells you how crazy they were!) and likewise sent to a camp for re-education and, likely, death. He doesn't deserve those options. Nobody does.

You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".

[ItsOver]

You`re right, I just like saying "Pol Pot".

Hahaha.  What an evil bastard.  It does sound like some kind of Korean BBQ.

[Jackstar]

We're all adult here, right?  Well?

You misspelled "swastika." Hell, all of y'all did. Do you know how many schoolteachers are rolling over in their ashtrays right now?

[ItsOver]

You misspelled "swastika." Hell, all of y'all did. Do you know how many schoolteachers are rolling over in their ashtrays right now?

School teachers?  Imagine how pissed Adolph must be.

[Jackstar]

Hell, all of y'all did.

Oops! I was mistaken--Castmile passed the literacy bar. My bad.

I guess I'll go hit the showers now.

[Catsmile]

I don't like overly PC either.  But even Art Bell would probably say putting a swastica on Jorch is going too far.  In life, there ARE boundaries, they are there to keep society functioning with sanity.  Making Jorch out to be a nazi, let alone THE nazi, it denigrates all those that HAVE suffered at his hand.

I'm not calling for rules, but for people to have some class, crudeness doesn't wear well.  And reacting to my statements so angrily shows you know you are wrong, because you've gone on the defensive.

We're all adult here, right?  Well?

This is the interwebs, not real life. Learn the difference between the two.
You reading anger into other peoples post, is more telling about you not others intent.
I myself have zero anger towards you, or your post.
Assuming so would imply I cared enough to get mad about what you think.
Long live the hot air!

PS: Screw what Art thinks, hes not my father. He can think what he wants, as long as I'm allowed the same freedom.
In fact as a radio host Art needs us more than we need him.
Otherwise he would be a tree that falls in the woods, with no one around to hear it.

[Catsmile]

You misspelled "swastika." Hell, all of y'all did. Do you know how many schoolteachers are rolling over in their ashtrays right now?

The swastika is ancient it was around LONG before Hitler, drop the butthurt.
....
GNS

I can't spell my name most of the time. So take it for what it's worth.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Including me.  I've got  two Art Bell streams preset on my internet radio.  I never listen to Noory anymore, no matter who the guest is.  The guest could be Amelia Earhart, telling how she survived for 77 years on a remote, uninhabited island and George would sleeptalk his way through the interview making it totally unlistenable.

Why did you land on that island?  Did you need gas?
Did you encounter some kind of portal?
No doubt about it.
Did angels help you fly your plane?
Did you see Atlantis?
No doubt about it.
Did your navigator die?  Did he die a horrible death?  Tell us how he died.
Did you see Gilligan?
The Skipper too?
The millionaire and his wife?
The movie star?
The professor and Mary Ann?
Ohhhhhhhhhh, I dropped my cards!

Thank you! This made me laugh until the tears came (very rare for me).

[Liam the runner]

I don't like overly PC either.  But even Art Bell would probably say putting a swastica on Jorch is going too far.  In life, there ARE boundaries, they are there to keep society functioning with sanity.  Making Jorch out to be a nazi, let alone THE nazi, it denigrates all those that HAVE suffered at his hand.

I'm not calling for rules, but for people to have some class, crudeness doesn't wear well.  And reacting to my statements so angrily shows you know you are wrong, because you've gone on the defensive.

We're all adult here, right?  Well?

laserjock....Some of us are adults...and some (you) presume to tell us how to think (that's not class), and to tell us what ART BELL "would probably say".... Really??? Are you a mentalist, or just mental?
You also presume that I'm angry. I would have to care about you, and what you think, to be angry. (which I REALLY don't)
I come here for the humor, and the degradation of JORCH!.... and if my photoshop skills can bring a smile to someone's face, I'm happy to oblige.
Loosen up your panties, laserjock, and ride the wave, that is Jorch! And if you can't do that, then go back to your day job, trolling the internet.
....and LAST, but not LEAST....George Noory Sucks!!!!!

[HorrorReporter]

LINDA HOWE TONIGHT.
GOOD DAVE TOMORROW.
GOOD DAVE SATURDAY.
NOT SURE ON SUNDAY.
It may be a four day NOORY-FREE streak. Except during his 'conversations' with Linda.

[nooryisawesome]

I do, I don't know what "we" do, but I draw a line.  Hitler killed Jews and Pols and Gays and most of the people that fought against him.  He was a hideous evil.  Snoory might have a little evil in him, but he isn't freaking Hitler, that is just plain offensive and denigrates all that suffered at the hands of the Nazis.  It's not a hit, it's a miss.

With that said, GNS.

I agree it is bad taste..... It is an insult to Hitler to be compared to Noory.

[albrecht]

Hahaha.  What an evil bastard.  It does sound like some kind of Korean BBQ.

Yep! What is thag crap they sell "bulgorki" or something? Korean bbq. Its ok, not as good as mine. And I doubt old highly French educated Pol Pot had it under their system! Imagine if all the professors at Harvard or Berkeley had their specs smashed n sent to a camp in Texas n forced to make bbq!

[Liam the runner]

I agree it is bad taste..... It is an insult to Hitler to be compared to Noory.

You all make me laugh...I wish there was a like button, like on Facebook, to show quick appreciation.

[popple]

GEORGE NOORY
STILL SUCKS!!!!

[zeebo]

You all make me laugh...I wish there was a like button, like on Facebook, to show quick appreciation.

I think just showing up is bellgab's version of a like button. 

Speaking of showing up .... Where the hell is Valdez?  Dude, we need your clarity of vision to help put Jorch's suckage into true perspective.  Everything's looking fuzzy to me right now.  (Maybe it's the cheap beer though.)