George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[UFQuack]

You're right.  It's called REALITY.  It's called SANITY.  I'm biased toward both.

Go take your meds before you hurt someone.

No, I didn't mean biased in a good way.

You can keep your meds, I'm sure you'd have no problem taking them. Personally I think the pharmaceutical industry is corrupt and way too involved in big money and special interests.

[aldousburbank]

It's called REALITY.  It's called SANITY.

The hammer and sickle of the "normality" crowd that keeps fucking up my world.

[Abby Normal]

The hammer and sickle of the "normality" crowd that keeps fucking up my world.

This is great.  So if I don't buy the demented, mindless paranoia Alex Jones spews out then I'm a Communist?  That's hilarious.  Here's how I imagine the average person who believes most of the crap he hears on Coast to Coast AM.

He's 36 years old and lives in his parent's basement.  He doesn't relate well to women or people in general.  He spends his days working at the local taxidermy shop.  He invests his meager earnings in freeze-dried food and guns so he'll be ready when the government finishes building its FEMA concentration camps and comes to lock him up and enslave him. He spends his free time listening to Alex Jones tell him about Bill Clinton masterminding the Oklahoma City bombing, about George W. Bush plotting 9-11 and about Barack Obama planning the Sandy Hook massacre and Boston Marathon bombings. 

And he doesn't believe in vaccines of any kind.

[ItsOver]

Coincidently I see today is Billy Mumy's 60th birthday... 

That was a good thing you did. A real good thing.

Hahaha, looks like a cornfield-free Sunday for Morgus. 

[ItsOver]

George's guest tonight is Alex Jones...

A triple play.  Snoory, Jones, and the submerging artists.  Game over.

[aldousburbank]

This is great.  So if I don't buy the demented, mindless paranoia Alex Jones spews out then I'm a Communist?  That's hilarious.

Well then, my work here is done.  Now, back to stuffing my squirrel, after I help mom with her needlepoint.

[HorrorReporter]

IF Wells is actually angry at how he was let go from coast, I wonder if there will be any tension between jones and snores..

[No Name Storm]

This is great.  So if I don't buy the demented, mindless paranoia Alex Jones spews out then I'm a Communist?  That's hilarious.  Here's how I imagine the average person who believes most of the crap he hears on Coast to Coast AM.

He's 36 years old and lives in his parent's basement.  He doesn't relate well to women or people in general.  He spends his days working at the local taxidermy shop.  He invests his meager earnings in freeze-dried food and guns so he'll be ready when the government finishes building its FEMA concentration camps and comes to lock him up and enslave him. He spends his free time listening to Alex Jones tell him about Bill Clinton masterminding the Oklahoma City bombing, about George W. Bush plotting 9-11 and about Barack Obama planning the Sandy Hook massacre and Boston Marathon bombings. 

And he doesn't believe in vaccines of any kind.

Alex Jones is a poor excuse for a human being. He preys on the weakness and fear of his fellow human beings that actually spend their time listening to and believing the brown diarrhea that issues forth from his fat mouth. And if being a Communist is what it means to wish Alex Jones away from this planet, then count me in. What is wrong with that? Look at what corrupt, rampant capitalism has brought us. Oligarchy. Fuck off, Alex Jones. He is the darling of Premiere and Clear Channel and right wing wackos. He and the Snooron all work for the same Master.

[Juan]

I will never forgive Alex Jones for what he did to Michelle Maulkin a few years ago.  He led a mob over to surround her while he yelled at her through a bullhorn.  Say what you will about her politics, but she's a tiny woman and was obviously scared to death.  No one deserves that kind of treatment.  You're a big man, Alex, scaring women.

[aldousburbank]

So George,
Number One run under the wheels of the mothership ey?  Did he jump or was he pushed?

[HorrorReporter]

Ever go to a restaurant where the part time server does a lot better and has more skills in customer service  than the manager? Maybe that is what we see with this program and why Wells is now gone

[Mind Flayer Monk]

There is a 90% chance of rain tonight in LA. I am expecting another Noory consciousness experiment.

[eeieeyeoh]

... he yelled at her through a bullhorn.
...

If her man was with her, the bullhorn would have been placed where the sun doesn't shine.

[zeebo]

A triple play.  Snoory, Jones, and the submerging artists.  Game over.

I'd rather start building a lint collection than listen tonight. 

[HorrorRetro]

A triple play.  Snoory, Jones, and the submerging artists.  Game over.

The triumvirate of suckage.

[Heather Wade]

Such a letdown, I thought tonight was Knapp...

[TruthSpeaker]

Yeah ur not the first to make the connection that he's casting hexes on the superior radio host, after ten years of noory sucking it's pretty obvious he's got powerful dark joojoo.

I have been a visitor to GNS for some time now and when John Wells was let go, fired, whatever, I just have to put in my 2 cents.
I really suspect GN hired someone to do some bad things to other hosts.  The thing is this, whatever he did, will come back to him.
Some say 3 times worse, some say 10 times worse.
This is based on the Law of Cause and Effect, that what you send out, invariably comes back to you.
Cannot wait for George to get his due.

[UFQuack]

He's 36 years old and lives in his parent's basement.

Today it's like everybody who lives in the basement--parent's or otherwise.

He doesn't relate well to women or people in general.

Well with some guys--they relate too much to women it's as if they have a vagina in place of where their dick and balls are supposed to be.

[yumyumtree]

Oh , I forgot, this is the first Sun. of the month. I posted my comment griping about Jones on the Knapp thread.
Thanks for mentioning the business with Michelle Malkin. If more people knew about this, they might stop taking Jones even as seriously as they do. Noory did question him about it at the time, but quickly accepted Jones' version of events and forgot about it.

Watch Jones compare himself to Dinesh D'Souza tonight.

[Birdie]

About the emerging artists: who the hell is picking them? I don't think George would actually put the time and effort into it.
There have GOT to be better submissions than the ones chosen. Hell, even the local bar bands around here have better original material than I have heard on emerging artists Sundays. I have very diverse taste in music, so the type of music chosen is not the issue.
I am all for supporting new talent, but the selections are simply not good, for the most part. And one would assume being in LA would provide a significantly larger pool of talent than other cities. I don't get it. Blech.

[Morgus]

About the emerging artists: who the hell is picking them? I don't think George would actually put the time and effort into it.

Tommy just randomly picks CDs sent in from the big closet they tossed them into to.
Its too much work for Noory to actually check them out & pick the best...

[Morgus]

How ironic that the first weekend without John B. Wells and Noory's announcement a few nights ago that Wells is gone because "They wanted to in a different direction" with the weekend c2cam shows, Noory has Wells' best buddy Alex Jones on and they started talking about Fukishima - one of Wells' pet topics.
How is this a "different direction" than Wells was doing?
Its totally sickening how Alex Jones is super butt-kissing Noory tonight too.

[eeieeyeoh]

After 1420 pages, I'm just curious why people don't realize snoory is an employee.

[Designx]

Noory says the Dow is gonna drop to "3000 dollars." Sounds like a bargain - might have to pick that up.

[eeieeyeoh]

Noory says the Dow is gonna drop to "3000 dollars." Sounds like a bargain - might have to pick that up.

I dream awake about winning the half-billion dollar lottery too. Even took 1/billion chance too. I think it's $2 today and seen no health care or school improvement in relation to property taxes around here as originally sold.

[UFQuack]

"schupport so-so schecurity, we need that" --Jorch Noory

"and food schtamps"

[UFQuack]

9/11 is a inside-out blow job

[CJJames]

If Alex Jones could walk into a haunted house and not come out that would be great.

[Birdie]

Why, why why does George insist on addressing callers by a nickname? Michael prefers to be called Michael, not Mikey. That is why he gave his name as freaking Michael. It is Stephanie, not Stephie. Argh!! So annoying.

[Designx]

That was the worst bumper song I've ever heard.