George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Morgus]

On Monday, the weather forecast reported it would rain in the Los Angeles area Thursday and into Friday. Tonight, Noory announced he was having a consciousness experiment to bring rain to the LA area. What a fraud.

thats exactly what i thought when i heard him...

[Bmassie]

I love how little George speaks when Linda is on, almost like he's not even there.

[norrykilledc2c]

Ill have a statement tonight...and no Im done with Bellgab.....

You should chat on site that has good dialogue and is not so hateful and negative

Only towards a piece of shit host like you George. Quit! Stop making bad radio.

[Morgus]

I love how little George speaks when Linda is on, almost like he's not even there.

yep Noory must love he can take a nap and let Linda play her taped interviews for him...

[Bmassie]

Linda should investigate why snoory sucks so much, she can record someone talking about strange suckage coming from the radio.

[gbneely]

Neither..he’s going to do his own show…and we moved in a different direction



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Did John B Wells quit or got fired??

George can certainly torture logic. Maybe you should ask him whose idea it was for Wells to leave C2C. Wells or theirs. I'm guessing it wasn't Wells.

[Bmassie]

yep Noory must love he can take a nap and let Linda play her taped interviews for him...

Ha what do you think that poor bastard is doing rigth now?  Googling random shit? Looking him self up on fourms? Or is he just spending time with tommy.

[Bmassie]

I can picture Linda casually calling up art and talking all sorts of shit about how bad this noory guy is and how they miss the old days of her playing her scratchy cassette recordings on arts show.

[pate]

I love how little George speaks when Linda is on, almost like he's not even there.

Small joy that.  I can't stand L. moldy howl either.  She sounds like she's reading off a script or something.  The two of them on the air at the same time is like a Catch-22 of suck.  Wasn't she on the air talking about the 'crop circle' in California a few weeks ago, spouting nonsense about aliens or transcendental bigfeet doing it or something?

Then we get this:

http://www.cnn.com/2014/01/06/tech/california-crop-circle-hoax/index.html

I'm surprised she didn't do some of her hard hitting 'investigative journalism' on these guys:

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/12/19/business/media/samsungs-video-campaign-pits-earths-soccer-stars-vs-aliens.html?_r=3&

I mean, geesh, they're space aliens and they're invading us!  Craa-see!

yeah, great show tonight, an incoherent maroon interviews a monotonous voiced loony, who tapes monotonous canned interviews with semi interesting folks, asking them monotonous lengthy questions that get the briefest of answers that lead to more taped monotonous lengthy questions.  I guess the incoherent maroon spices up a bit with his "Uh-duh, derp kharnovora shimmel dimmel" comments every once in awhile "Doh dzoak!"  (or was that "Ima derp?")...  Now, THAAT's how you do radio folks, I hope you hopeful broadcasters of the future were taking notes on this piece of Radio History being recorded tonight.

Normally, I am raging drunk when this idiot is a guest and I turn off the radio--if I don't unplug it and throw it somewhere in a drunken rage--just because of the kind of banal boring obnoxious and aurally non-stimulating garbage such as tonight's radio...  Unfortunately, I am working on my taxes...  If I had known this idiot was going to be interviewing that idiot, I think I would have gone to the bar earlier to get into the correct frame of mind to deal with this.

That is all.

-edited- changed "...Catch-22 or suck..." to "...Catch-22 OF suck..."

[Bmassie]

Linda has been hoaxed by the lamest fake ufo drone pics I ever seen, I used to hate her in the beginning with her low quality recordings she would play over the air making them even more shitty. But know her rambling and awkward recordings just remind me of a better time, kinda like that hogland cbs and museum caretaker guy. I'm glad she's still out there doing her on foot reporting and getting hoaxed still fuck those other guys like ed dames and that other houghe prophet.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

yeah, great show tonight, an incoherent maroon interviews a monotonous voiced loony, who tapes monotonous canned interviews with semi interesting folks, asking them monotonous lengthy questions that get the briefest of answers that lead to more taped monotonous lengthy questions. 

Well, that could be.

[Morgus]

Its the last segment of the show coming up now.
Get ready to hear Noory's promised statement on the change in weekend hosts...

[FightTheFuture]

There has always been something I really like about Linda Moulton Howe. I did appreciate her work on Bentwaters. And, when she was younger, she reminded me of a good friend of mine.

[FightTheFuture]

here we go, stay tuned for the programming note...

[FightTheFuture]

Good! Maybe now we will hear more George Knapp!

[dortmunder]

What he say?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

GN: "Many thanks to Dan and his efforts."

Who is Dan?

[Bmassie]

Its afraid

[dortmunder]

GN: "Many thanks to Dan and his efforts."

Who is Dan?

His imaginary fan?

[Nebraska888]

Its the last segment of the show coming up now.
Get ready to hear Noory's promised statement on the change in weekend hosts...

He laid it all out......I am hoping for more of Knapp.......and Schrader.

[EBE123]

David Sereda sounded pretty fringe going on about special multi-dimensional frequencies he'd collected in the pyramids and used to pulse volunteers' auras.  Don't think I'll sign up for his magnetic energy protocols yet.

However second guest Daniel Estulin I think is a pretty lively guest, with some cool ideas about trans-humanism, body/mind/computer/nanotech merging, downloading consciousness into some kind of immortal virtual reality ... and how it all relates to the Bilderbergs who want to stay one step ahead of us mortals.  He's the best kind of Noory guest - one who's upbeat and can express himself without needing a real interviewer on the other side.

Edit:  He just mentioned my all-time fave video game "Deus Ex" which is funny as I was actually just thinking about how tonite's topics reminded me of themes in that game.

The last thing Estulin said was about how in the future, people could be programmed to only remember things for a week, then asked Noory what he thought about that kind of technological future. Noory said, "That's pretty darn good." lol

[valdez]

...this steaming mess.

The weekends was the only time c2c was tolerable...

...he can tell Zimmerman he was right...

      Ian made the weekend a time to get away from the same old c2c fair, and to do something different.  Is this a move by an insecure George, or a Premrad that grew tired of the Fukushima Conspiracy to Midnight?  I think George said he wanted an assortment of weekend folks that will stick to the paranormal.  Will George stick to the paranormal and surrender his righteous battle against the Monsanto Elite New World Pharmaceuticals?  Yesterday Robert Zimmerman said that all this recent X-flare talk was government propaganda.  How many times has a guest indirectly accused George of fear mongering?  And from where did George gather together enough brain cells to say, "I'd have to disagree with you on this one"?  Well, heck, George may not be a scientist, but he did recently host a panel of whack jobs at the Whack Job Sunshine Conference and Meet and Greet Festival.  Tonight he introduced Peter Davenport with a "time for our annual and weekly update..."  And he read off a list of everything horrible that can, and will, befall humanity (asteroid strikes, nuclear attacks, etc) during the Paul McGuire segment, and when a caller said she felt "something bad was going to happen" I was thinking, no shit, really?  Linda Molton Howe said we may be seeing the last of the great Monarch migrations, and George didn't give a rat's butt.   Au revoir, Mr. Wells.  And Fukushima!

[VtaGeezer]

Conspiracy nut Wells gets dumped; so who does Noory have on for Sunday...Alex Jones.  There is no escape.

[RcCle]

I remember when Linda was a guest on Arts show...  She literally used a 4 lbs. tape recorder to play her interviews.  You could hear the loud mechanical when she would hit "play", then she would hold it up to the phone.  Her tech may have improved, but damn has she gotten SHRILL!  Georgie, I think, is getting old and perhaps a little tired of beating the same horses to death.  Oh, and he sucks too.

[FallenSeraph]

Her tech may have improved, but damn has she gotten SHRILL! 

Haha -- so true. She never fails to wake me up out of a deep sleep. I don't go to sleep with the radio on when she's on.

[karios8]

So we are going to get an assortment of guest hosts and C2C may eventually decide to bring on a full time weekend host. 

Translation: we just realized JBW was starting an internet show and that pissed us off so we fired him.  We do not have anyone to permanently replace him on such short notice but a few guys are happy to guest host once or twice for the next couple of months.  Meanwhile, don't forget to catch Noory on his own internet venture: Beyond Belief with George "I suck and nobody knows it" Noory!

[ItsOver]

Maybe PremRat wants to use Saturday to trial run hosts to replace Noory.  Mars may be closer than you think, Jorch. 

[Nebraska888]

So we are going to get an assortment of guest hosts and C2C may eventually decide to bring on a full time weekend host. 

Translation: we just realized JBW was starting an internet show and that pissed us off so we fired him.  We do not have anyone to permanently replace him on such short notice but a few guys are happy to guest host once or twice for the next couple of months.  Meanwhile, don't forget to catch Noory on his own internet venture: Beyond Belief with George "I suck and nobody knows it" Noory!

Perfect "translation"!   

[HorrorRetro]

There has always been something I really like about Linda Moulton Howe.

I've always liked her segments.  It reminds me of Dreamland, back in the day. I rarely turn on C2C, but I did last night and heard about an hour of LMH.  I found the stories quite interesting, and the bonus was Noory barely opened his gob the entire time.

[Nebraska888]

I've always liked her segments.  It reminds me of Dreamland, back in the day. I rarely turn on C2C, but I did last night and heard about an hour of LMH.  I found the stories quite interesting, and the bonus was Noory barely opened his gob the entire time.

I like LMH too (or should I use Noory's never-ending phrase:  as well).   

Yep, she talks quickly and is completely skilled in shutting Noory off while continuing on with her presentation.  I love it!