George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[asyourattorney]

He's a nice gentleman with honor.  May not be the greatest interviewer on earth but he has manners and they have a lot of guests I find interesting.

holy f*ck! did you take a wrong turn to the wrong forum...jeez!

[asyourattorney]

I like his mastery of the english language, or whatever it is he's speaking. Also, I really appreciate it when he "reads" the news because I can never understand what he thinks he's saying and it makes me care even less about what's going on in the world. Also, love his rug and the way he stands up for our right to medicinal turmeric and venus fly trap.

HAha!

[Morgus]

Noory's first hour guest is some guy named Robert Young who is in trouble for practicing medicine without a license? 

[Designx]

Noory's first hour guest is some guy named Robert Young who is in trouble for practicing medicine without a license? 

Almost ALL of Noory's first hour guests belong in jail.

[Mels-hole1984]

Has George Noory even ever read a single fucking book in his life? (small joke) 

[zeebo]

Almost ALL of Noory's first hour guests belong in jail.

No worries, if any do end up there, I'm sure they can just materialize a way out with a few affirmations and some smuggled-in turmeric.

[norrykilledc2c]

Nooron: "What does it mean when someone says to you 'you're extreme'?"

George, If you are incapable of conducting an interview on your own, at least hire a professional writer for your 3x5 cue card questions.

[TheMan WhoFell ToEarth]

holy f*ck! did you take a wrong turn to the wrong forum...jeez!

George is a niiiice guuuyyy.

He's a melting pot of friendship.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Guest Gregg Braden: Weather is going to be shitty, suck it up.

[UFQuack]

I'm as mad as hell but lacking in enthusiasm and so I'm just going to just sit here and listen to bad radio!!!

[Morgus]

I'm as mad as hell but lacking in enthusiasm and so I'm just going to just sit here and listen to bad radio!!!

yep when Noory plays that clip from the movie Network again and again, he doesn't realize thats what all the old c2cam listeners yell at him: "We are mad as hell, and are not going to take it anymore!  Noory that means you!"

[Morgus]

The final hour with callers for the guest is degenerating quickly as usual into a bunch of  bible thumper callers.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

The callers are just talking over the guest, no one even has a real question for him.
Noory checked out 40 minutes ago.

Guest: The sun has a profound influence on the Earth's weather.

Yep, it called the seasons. If the Earth is tilted closer to the sun its summer, and further away its winter.

[pate]

Noory checked out 40 minutes ago.

Noory checked out 60 years ago, or whenever his misbegotten ass was birthed unto this world...

[valdez]

Noory's first hour guest is some guy named Robert Young who is in trouble for practicing medicine without a license?

  And "grand theft."  In Robert Young's defense, George said, "there may have been something that you stumbled into...who knows?"  Yeah, he stumbled into quack medicine.  First he said he doesn't treat conditions, then he said he "reverses" conditions, and that he wasn't practicing medicine, but it doesn't matter because you don't need a license to do so in California, and that he has a 50% success rate, and that recently, at an event, somebody said he was "the Martin Luther King of the 21st century." He also said that 80% of people who go to hospitals “never come out." Really?  No way that's true.  Japanese Death Marches have better odds than that.  Gregg Braden on realizing that we're living in a new normal, so deal with it.

[NoMoreNoory]

"The eastern southern limb of the sun is crackling", George informs Bitch Mattress.

It's a cornucopia of astronomical, geographical and anatomical nonsense. Great start to the week, Idiot. Keep it up!!

[Juan Cena]

Guest Gregg Braden: Weather is going to be shitty, suck it up.

I wonder how many suicides have happened due to Snoory and Wells doom-and-gloom economics guests.

No, I'm being serious. I got so bummed out listening to Gerald Celente one night that I almost slit my wrists.

[Yorkshire pud]

I wonder how many suicides have happened due to Snoory and Wells doom-and-gloom economics guests.

No, I'm being serious. I got so bummed out listening to Gerald Celente one night that I almost slit my wrists.

In answer to the former: Probably very few, because most who don't like to listen to something tend not to carry on listening if they have the choice. Radio is such a medium of choice. Don't like; Don't listen. I've heard GN twice on YT; First time for curiosity, second to confirm it wasn't to my liking..I haven't since.

Second point: Top tip, don't have sharp implements whilst listening to something you don't like listening to..

The depression and suicide rates will be be far fewer if those two nuggets are followed.

[PB the Deplorable]

"The eastern southern limb of the sun is crackling", George informs Bitch Mattress...

WTF.  George' ability for creative (if that's the word) nonsense in endless

[Nebraska888]

I wonder how many suicides have happened due to Snoory and Wells doom-and-gloom economics guests.

No, I'm being serious. I got so bummed out listening to Gerald Celente one night that I almost slit my wrists.

I KNOW!!!!  I FEEL THE SAME WAY!!!  UGH!   

[FallenSeraph]

I couldn't listen last night. I really did start to feel sort of strange and panicky. I feel like I'm trapped in a bad episode of the Twilight Zone that never, ever ends. I have the worst, dire feeling of doom right now, like a huge disaster is looming on the horizon.

**skitters away**

[Falkie2013]

I couldn't listen last night. I really did start to feel sort of strange and panicky. I feel like I'm trapped in a bad episode of the Twilight Zone that never, ever ends. I have the worst, dire feeling of doom right now, like a huge disaster is looming on the horizon.

**skitters away**

With the appropriate music in the background.

" Imagine if you will a man with a mustasche behind a microphone doing a radio show. What the listeners don't realize is they're entering the 12th dimension known as The Snoorelight Zone. "

Sounds of a scream and the shattered glass door of a microwave oven.

To Snoore Man.

[Yorkshire pud]

With the appropriate music in the background.

" Imagine if you will a man with a mustasche behind a microphone doing a radio show. What the listeners don't realize is they're entering the 12th dimension known as The Snoorelight Zone. "

Sounds of a scream and the shattered glass door of a microwave oven.

To Snoore Man.

How's the interview request with Noory coming along?  Any feedback yet?

[ItsOver]

Nooron: "What does it mean when someone says to you 'you're extreme'?"

George, If you are incapable of conducting an interview on your own, at least hire a professional writer for your 3x5 cue card questions.

[VtaGeezer]

It's a good thing I keep my shotgun unloaded, lest I shoot the f'ing radio when Noory goes to open lines, otherwise known as the  Losers' Hour.  C2C is plowing new depths of banality and incompetence.  And I can't tune in the Navajo station this time of year. 

[gbneely]

I finally figured out George's interview style:

http://wsi.slav.vic.edu.au/question-generator

[aldousburbank]

It's a good thing I keep my shotgun unloaded, lest I shoot the f'ing radio when Noory goes to open lines, otherwise known as the  Losers' Hour.  C2C is plowing new depths of banality and incompetence.  And I can't tune in the Navajo station this time of year.

KTNN is available on the TuneIn radio app.  I've listened for many years for the weird mix of Navajo language, western rock, pow wow/ceremonial, native news, and just to feel my home vibes when I'n gone.

[starrmtn001]

KTNN is available on the TuneIn radio app.  I've listened for many years for the weird mix of Navajo language, western rock, pow wow/ceremonial, native news, and just to feel my home vibes when I'n gone.

Thanks for the heads up for the "Navajo Nation" station.  I can get a clear feed sometimes, other times it fades in and out.

[VtaGeezer]

KTNN is available on the TuneIn radio app.  I've listened for many years for the weird mix of Navajo language, western rock, pow wow/ceremonial, native news, and just to feel my home vibes when I'n gone.

Thanks, but I don't listen on my computer.  I listen to KTNN (about 200 miles away) on the clock-radio and like to be lulled to sleep by a Navajo song being screamed by a tribal chorus with a big drum keeping 2/4 time.  I receive it pretty strongly in the warmer months but it fades badly in winter...not even my genuine C. Crane Select-a-tenna helps.  I wish my laptop had a "Sleep" button.

[norrykilledc2c]

I finally figured out George's interview style:

http://wsi.slav.vic.edu.au/question-generator

haha. That would be an improvement. At least the questions would be open ended. Nooron tends to ask yes/no questions that stall the conversation.