George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[georgesucks]

Reviving Coma Patients
Sat 01-04

Dr. Jonathan Fellus and Dr. Phil DeFina are with the nonprofit International Brain Research Foundation which treats coma patients and claims to have helped hundreds of people deemed brain dead awaken from comas. They join John B. Wells to discuss the controversial case of 13 year old Jahi McMath, whose brain may still be active and could benefit from new treatments.
Art Bell: Somewhere in Time
Sat 01-04

6-10pm PT: Art Bell: Somewhere in Time returns to 7/1/96 for an evening of Open Lines that includes discussion of the violent group known as the Viper Militia.

[Little Hater]

The only time I remember him outright calling someone out up to the point of openly laughing at him and then even betting him a million bucks he couldn't prove his story was that guy who called in about videotaping his drug dealer neighbor with secret cameras or maybe it was the other way around, I can't remember,  maybe someone else does - it was a pretty crazy sounding story.

True, but that was only after the same moron got on the air with both Wells and Punnett, both of whom pretty much dismissed the guy.

[Nebraska888]

GEORGE SUCKS

LOVE IT!  You are cracking me up!   

[George Drooly]

Reviving Coma Patients
Sat 01-04

Dr. Jonathan Fellus and Dr. Phil DeFina are with the nonprofit International Brain Research Foundation which treats coma patients and claims to have helped hundreds of people deemed brain dead awaken from comas.

I can think of at least one radio host on whom they could practice

[tertiaryimam]

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[FallenSeraph]

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Can you make one with Hello Kitty?

[tertiaryimam]

Can you make one with Hello Kitty?

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[tertiaryimam]

Gnoory needs to log the fuck on and waste the day here with us.

TO HELL WITH SUNDAY!!!

TO HELL WITH SNOW!!!!

TO HELL!!!!

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[FallenSeraph]

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YEEEAAAHHHHHHH!

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(Sorry - had to repost. The spacing was bugging me.)

[FallenSeraph]

Gnoory needs to log the fuck on and waste the day here with us.

TO HELL WITH SUNDAY!!!

TO HELL WITH SNOW!!!!

TO HELL!!!!

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He should feel flattered by all this creative energy he's fueling.

I sent George my thoughts on guys who pay for first dates with coupons the other night. He asked the C2C audience what they thought about guys who pay for first dates with coupons. He had overheard two women talking at dinner, and one was horrified because the guy took her out on a first date and used a coupon.

I kind of agree. There's no romance or courtship in a coupon. Save the coupons for after consummation.

[tertiaryimam]

He should feel flattered by all this creative energy he's fueling.

I sent George my thoughts on guys who pay for first dates with coupons the other night. He asked the C2C audience what they thought about guys who pay for first dates with coupons. He had overheard two women talking at dinner, and one was horrified because the guy took her out on a first date and used a coupon.

I kind of agree. There's no romance or courtship in a coupon. Save the coupons for after consummation.

I'm willing to bet he made up that story about the two women talking at dinner. Probably what happened is he got a date on Christian Mingle or Plenty of Fish or something, then he took her out to Long John Silver because he had a coupon. She probably socked him in the jaw with her alligator-skin purse, then called him a "groveling goblin shit", then left in a huff.

Way to go George!

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[FallenSeraph]

I'm willing to bet he made up that story about the two women talking at dinner. Probably what happened is he got a date on Christian Mingle or Plenty of Fish or something, then he took her out to Long John Silver because he had a coupon. She probably socked him in the jaw with her alligator-skin purse, then called him a "groveling goblin shit", then left in a huff.

Way to go George!

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I kind of wondered that myself, actually. Poor George. I'll hang out with him if he ever comes to Memphis. Hell, if he gets a few drinks in me, I might not even notice a coupon. I should have added that to my dating advice, actually. If you absolutely MUST use a coupon on Date One, at least get her pleasantly buzzed before you whip it out.

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[FallenSeraph]

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Laughing so hard I'm crying.

Poor George. I wish he would come around more. Speaking of, is that his quote at the top of the forum?

[georgesucks]

HEY GEORGE, YOU SUCK MORE NOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHAT WITH US. PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE THE MASTER SUCKER.

[georgesucks]

In case you did not know my friends, George sucks.

[tertiaryimam]

Laughing so hard I'm crying.

Poor George. I wish he would come around more. Speaking of, is that his quote at the top of the forum?

No that's from the General Musings of Falkie Thread. Nooryisawesome is the source of the quote, I believe.

[tertiaryimam]

If George was a fisherman, he will be a MASTERBAITER.

That's mean, pilot. George is actually growing on me, lately. His non-sequiturs, gaffs and malfeasant inattention are part of the show's appeal.

Consider this for a moment: would Hilly Rose have a "Hilly Rose sucks" website? No. Would Mike Seagal have a "Mike Seagal sucks" website? No. There is an artistry to George Noory's suckage. It is like a Jackson Pollock painting: at first you're thrown off. It looks like nonsense, a travesty. Did the painter go insane? Did he have a drunken rage? But then you look a little closer and find that in the midst of the chaos there is a beautiful, bright center. And on that center is a mustache.

That mustache is George Noory.

[georgesucks]

That's mean, pilot. George is actually growing on me, lately. His non-sequiturs, gaffs and malfeasant inattention are part of the show's appeal.

Consider this for a moment: would Hilly Rose have a "Hilly Rose sucks" website? No. Would Mike Seagal have a "Mike Seagal sucks" website? No. There is an artistry to George Noory's suckage. It is like a Jackson Pollock painting: at first you're thrown off. It looks like nonsense, a travesty. Did the painter go insane? Did he have a drunken rage? But then you look a little closer and find that in the midst of the chaos there is a beautiful, bright center. And on that center is a mustache.

That mustache is George Noory.

im sorry.

[b_dubb]

hey did you guys know that George Noory Sucks?

[dan7800]

HEY GEORGE, YOU SUCK MORE NOW BECAUSE YOU DON'T CHAT WITH US. PLEASE COME BACK GEORGE THE MASTER SUCKER.

No need. Art is gone.

[georgesucks]

No need. Art is gone.

Hey Art Please Come Back So George Noory will come back to this forum. We need George Noory to enter this forum so We can pick on himtalk to him..

[georgesucks]

George still sucks.

[tertiaryimam]

George still sucks.

If George Noory were here right now, what would you say to him?

[DanTSX]

GEORGE FUCK YOU YOU SUCK.

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[georgesucks]

If George Noory were here right now, what would you say to him?

1)Why did you bring on ALEX JONESon coast?
2)Why don't you asks better questions?
3)Why don't you retire from Coast?
4)Why did coast hire John B Wells?
5)Why do your businesses go out of business?
6)How much do you pay for your Hookers at the Bunny Ranch?
7)Do you want some more pizza rolls?

[DanTSX]

If George Noory were here right now, what would you say to him?

I'd tell him to fuck off and consider retirement.

[tertiaryimam]

Hi everyone. George Noory here....how are you?
I dont come here so often because of all the hate...there's just too much of it guys. A little joking is fine, but not this. Tetiaryiman's pictures are especially hurtful. When I saw my family in St. Louis they had gotten them blown up  into big posters through imagekind.com and  had hung them up allover the house...I was deeply depressed and drankmyself to sleep that night. Cognac--only the best!
But seriously guys I have nothing against art bell...he was a friend to me when I was starting out and believe it or not I still listen to his old shows! I look up to Art and always have...he may not like the direction I have taken the show or some of the guest decisions ive made,and I respect that. I sometimes dont always look into things as much  as I should beofre I get them set up...its a tough profession. I know a lot of you don't think so but it is.
In all due respects, sometimes the things you say really gets to me. I mean really...I now have a therapist who looks like Kelsey Grammar---hes really good! I sit there on a leather couch and just talk. it really feels good to let it all out.
Anyway guys...Im here again. Gnoory, in the flesh!