George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[tertiaryimam]

No Springheel Jack. Lionel told a nice story about the fourth magi. Next, George filled the rest of the time by asking Lionel what they ate for Christmas dinner in England. I kid you not.

What did they eat?

[UnscreenedCaller]

No Springheel Jack. Lionel told a nice story about the fourth magi. Next, George filled the rest of the time by asking Lionel what they ate for Christmas dinner in England. I kid you not.

Just once I want to hear a guest ask him if he's for effing real.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

What did they eat?

Turkey, cranberry sauce, roasted potatoes, brussel sprouts. Lionel also alternates his Christmas dinners between his house and his two daughter's houses, so once every 3 years he hosts the dinner.

[tertiaryimam]

Turkey, cranberry sauce, roasted potatoes, brussel sprouts. Lionel also alternates his Christmas dinners between his house and his two daughter's houses, so once every 3 years he hosts the dinner.

Why does everyone insist on serving bland-ass vegetables for Christmas? I had to eat like five steamed asparagus so I wouldn't seem like a prick. No one really likes them but they still cook them. It doesn't make any sense at all.

[BobGrau]

Why does everyone insist on serving bland-ass vegetables for Christmas? I had to eat like five steamed asparagus so I wouldn't seem like a prick. No one really likes them but they still cook them. It doesn't make any sense at all.

The phrase "sprout rage" entered my earspace this christmas. Peepul ar ackings range.

[DanTSX]

Why does everyone insist on serving bland-ass vegetables for Christmas? I had to eat like five steamed asparagus so I wouldn't seem like a prick. No one really likes them but they still cook them. It doesn't make any sense at all.

We had curry squash

Awesome

[tertiaryimam]

We had curry squash

Awesome

See, that sounds good. That would be a vegetable I'd enjoy. A lot can be done with squash --- or sweet potatoes, for that matter. Nothing can be done with asparagus or brussel sprouts, however. There were even orange peels with the asparagus to add a Continental flair. Suffice to say, it did not help.

[yumyumtree]

You do know that Dannion Brinkley, for whatever good he may have done, embellished his military record? It's mentioned in the book Stolen Valor, but I think I first heard about it on this forum.

Feng shui is basically on the principle of energy flow. Things, like wrongly placed furniture, can interfere with the flow, causing health problems, money problems, etc. It also features the use of color, esp. red and yellow,and live plants. Probably why you see a lot of front doors painted red. Is it hooey? Probably. But real estate deals have been made or broken by undesirable features in properties that couldn't be changed. And rearranging the furniture, disposing of unwanted junk a d getting some color and live plants in your living or work space usually is t a bad idea.

[tertiaryimam]

You do know that Dannion Brinkley, for whatever good he may have done, embellished his military record? It's mentioned in the book Stolen Valor, but I think I first heard about it on this forum.

Feng shui is basically on the principle of energy flow. Things, like wrongly placed furniture, can interfere with the flow, causing health problems, money problems, etc. It also features the use of color, esp. red and yellow,and live plants. Probably why you see a lot of front doors painted red. Is it hooey? Probably. But real estate deals have been made or broken by undesirable features in properties that couldn't be changed. And rearranging the furniture, disposing of unwanted junk a d getting some color and live plants in your living or work space usually is t a bad idea.

I think people should concentrate more on having palatable vegetable dishes during the Holidays than this Feng Shui crap.

Chinese philosophy follows the idiotic "five element" model which claims "wood" and "metal" are elements, and the rest of their superstitions follow from there. Not to mention that their two great philosophers --- Confucius and Lao-zi --- were both intellectually stifling individuals. Confucius argued for a rigid, cultural hierarchy devoted to impractical "learning" whereas Lao-zi was an outright anarchist. China could have easily overtaken Europe in terms of progress and expansion for most of its history were it not for Confucius and Lao-zi. The West's Confucius and Lao-zi are Aristotle and Plato, and that should tell you all you need to know.

[BobGrau]

I think people should concentrate more on having palatable vegetable dishes during the Holidays than this Feng Shui crap.

Chinese philosophy follows the idiotic "five element" model which claims "wood" and "metal" are elements, and the rest of their superstitions follow from there. Not to mention that their two great philosophers --- Confucius and Lao-zi --- were both intellectually stifling individuals. Confucius argued for a rigid, cultural hierarchy devoted to impractical "learning" whereas Lao-zi was an outright anarchist. China could have easily overtaken Europe in terms of progress and expansion for most of its history were it not for Confucius and Lao-zi. The West's Confucius and Lao-zi are Aristotle and Plato, and that should tell you all you need to know.

Silly Chinese, wood and metal are obviously parts of Earth... except everything on earth came from the sun, which makes it Fire... aw shit not this again...


According to Terry Pratchett, the fifth element is Surprise.

[Sambo]

Fuck feng shui. Fuck pink too. Often

Only in feng shui would red be considered of any value. Under a spectrometer Red absorbs the most light energy and Blue the least. 

If you are using feng shui in your home you're either a useless yuppie or a dirty bum horder with lofty new age compensates. Useless yuppies don't stay up to listen to c2c lol

[bigchucka]

Probably won't be listening tonite.  The only thing I'm good at decorating is the inside of a toilet.

[Mind Flayer Monk]

I wonder if there is feng shui for the positioning of the toilet?

Energy flow for harmonious releasement of honorable bowel contents.

[nooryisawesome]

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[nooryisawesome]

Where is that poster who said George was getting better? Had better guest etc..

I want some of whatever they were on.

In my opinion George did try a little harder after Art announced he was comming back but quickly regressed after his departure from the airwaves.

[Sambo]

Fucking feng shui man!!!  The fuck is that?  Martha Noory Living?

[tertiaryimam]

Where is that poster who said George was getting better? Had better guest etc..

I want some of whatever they were on.

In my opinion George did try a little harder after Art announced he was comming back but quickly regressed after his departure from the airwaves.

That was me. I said it.

[nooryisawesome]

That was me. I said it.

Ok, I just dont see how he has improved.

The guest still laregely suck, he does have an occasional decent one.
He still mails in the show, etc.

But everyone is entitled to you opinion. Also I guess when noory sucks so bad its not hard to make an improvement here and there. I just have noticed any.

[tertiaryimam]

Ok, I just dont see how he has improved.

The guest still laregely suck, he does have an occasional decent one.
He still mails in the show, etc.

But everyone is entitled to you opinion. Also I guess when noory sucks so bad its not hard to make an improvement here and there. I just have noticed any.

I think Noory's main improvement is he's finally come to terms with himself. Its more of an inner improvement than an outer one. I think the past year has been an eventful one for Noory's life and he's done a lot of self-reflection. Remember, he wished us all a Merry Christmas --- and many of us have photoshopped his face on a dog being humped. It takes a special kind of person to do that. His guests, true, aren't really our cup of tea as far as Art Bell afficianados go, but there's a definite trend towards self-improvement and self-actualization. This is better than the usual fear-mongering, world-is-going-to-end, buy-canned-food-and-metal-detector bullshit he's had on there for a long time. There's at least a sense of hope in his recent guests --- even if they're looney-as-shit. And looney hope is preferable to realistic despair, I think.

[tertiaryimam]

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[Mind Flayer Monk]

Remember, he wished us all a Merry Christmas --- and many of us have photoshopped his face on a dog being humped. It takes a special kind of person to do that.

A special kind of person to photoshop his face on a dog being humped or wish us a Merry Christmas?

[yumyumtree]

I think people should concentrate more on having palatable vegetable dishes during the Holidays than this Feng Shui crap.

Chinese philosophy follows the idiotic "five element" model which claims "wood" and "metal" are elements, and the rest of their superstitions follow from there. Not to mention that their two great philosophers --- Confucius and Lao-zi --- were both intellectually stifling individuals. Confucius argued for a rigid, cultural hierarchy devoted to impractical "learning" whereas Lao-zi was an outright anarchist. China could have easily overtaken Europe in terms of progress and expansion for most of its history were it not for Confucius and Lao-zi. The West's Confucius and Lao-zi are Aristotle and Plato, and that should tell you all you need to know.

You said it. I didnt.

I went to a feng shui class years ago. I remember the teacher saying that she once unknowingly placed a cat box in her love area and didnt have a date for three years. So I don't know if there's instructions for placing human toilets, but there are for cat toilets.

[Sambo]

You said it. I didnt.

I went to a feng shui class years ago. I remember the teacher saying that she once unknowingly placed a cat box in her love area and didnt have a date for three years. So I don't know if there's instructions for placing human toilets, but there are for cat toilets.

Perhaps if she'd scooped the box daily she'd of had a date sooner

[tertiaryimam]

You said it. I didnt.

I went to a feng shui class years ago. I remember the teacher saying that she once unknowingly placed a cat box in her love area and didnt have a date for three years. So I don't know if there's instructions for placing human toilets, but there are for cat toilets.

What exactly did she call her "love area"?

[UnscreenedCaller]

... but there's a definite trend towards self-improvement and self-actualization. This is better than the usual fear-mongering, world-is-going-to-end, buy-canned-food-and-metal-detector bullshit he's had on there for a long time. There's at least a sense of hope in his recent guests --- even if they're looney-as-shit. And looney hope is preferable to realistic despair, I think.

Reluctantly, so reluctantly in fact I'm being dragged to it, I agree with this. At least it does no harm, no cancer patients are fed lethal misinformation or parents not indoctrinated in the latest round of Luddite anti science, anti vac fear mongering. And you don't need to buy a supply of end time food from his sponsor. Big deal, you move a coffee table and paint the west wall pink. I'll bet Bill the atheist amateur astronomer from West Hartford is out buying paint right now.

[zeebo]

What exactly did she call her "love area"?

I had a girlfriend once who called hers "Suzie".

[Sambo]

I read of a four inch long Suzie who liked to have fun with a Mary. Suzie would even pleasure her husband because he was such a bad performer.

[Sambo]

Feng shui is from a culture so wrapped up in superstition.... To think it has any affect over your life, get a good luck charm.... An addition to the many things we look to outside of our self to give us a sense of control so long as we don't have to look at the real helm in depth

Why are we so afraid of ourselves?

Just have a positive outlook and be an active listener to yourself.

[tertiaryimam]

Feng shui is from a culture so wrapped up in superstition.... To think it has any affect over your life, get a good luck charm.... An addition to the many things we look to outside of our self to give us a sense of control so long as we don't have to look at the real helm in depth

Why are we so afraid of ourselves?

Just have a positive outlook and be an active listener to yourself.

I think feng shui is kind of neat.

Have you read this article, Sambo?

http://www.dailyhoroscope.com/horoscope-headlines/pets-pet-feng-shui-tips

Its got some helpful hints and tips for feng shuing your pets. One I particularly like was:

"Don't let your pets run wild. Giving your pets free range goes against the natural order of life. If you don't assume the master position in your household, people will constantly take advantage of you in other areas of life. Designate counters and tabletops as off limits. Don't allow you animals to maul visitors. Above all, never feed your animals scraps. They will become shameless beggars and sap your energy."

[Sambo]

Are you a plant?

That advice for pets are the basics any responsible owner would know

Really, are you a plant? You know that if a plant is asked of their true identity they are not supposed to lie.