George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[DocHolliday]

George is coming out with the zingers right out of the gate.

"Record temperature of -136 degrees in Antarctica.  That's cold."

I thought it'd be warm.

[ItsOver]

Remember we're talking about somebody who can't figure out when a pizza roll is hot.

[DocHolliday]

What the FUCK?

He's making jokes about Paul Walker's death, saying there are conspiracy theories about his death on internet forums that he was killed by the Illuminati, a drone strike and that his death was predicted on Family Guy.

Those aren't conspiracy theories you fucking scum bag, those are trolls.  What a god damned piece of fucking shit excuse for a human.

[Morgus]

Last night, Noory mentioned on the air for his 'tribute' to past c2c guest Lloyd Pye who passed away this week he would allow anyone to view the video interview he did with Pye a few months ago for "Beyond Belief" for free, as long as you sign up for the service first...

[ItsOver]

Last night, Noory mentioned on the air for his 'tribute' to past c2c guest Lloyd Pye who passed away this week he would allow anyone to view the video interview he did with Pye a few months ago for "Beyond Belief" for free, as long as you sign up for the service first...

Jorch's "giving" nature never fails to astound.  Maybe Jorch will sing "I Did It My Way" at his next appearance in Toronto as a tribute to Lloyd, if the event sponsors will raise the ticket prices.  :

[tertiaryimam]

http://ufodigest.com/humor.html

Robert Morningstar writes:

Many years ago, a friend of mine, confronted once again by an approaching entity, a Grey, at first felt fear and then, composing himself, noticed that the Grey reminded him of a "mushroom."

Lancelot (his real name) faced the Grey ET directly and said: "If you take one more step toward me, I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"

The Grey took off.

[tertiaryimam]

Robert Morningstar also writes:

"The Greys are very confused by human feelings, laughter or our silly sense of humor"

This reminds me of more than a few Bellgabbers. 

[Tommy TwoTons]

Robert Morningstar writes:

Many years ago, a friend of mine, confronted once again by an approaching entity, a Grey, at first felt fear and then, composing himself, noticed that the Grey reminded him of a "mushroom."

Lancelot (his real name) faced the Grey ET directly and said: "If you take one more step toward me, I AM GOING TO EAT YOU!"


The Grey took off.

That's why the Grey ran off!  It wasn't sure if it'd end up sauteed in a pan or was going to get the Bad Touch from Zamfir!  Er, Lancelot.

[coaster]

All class, that Noory.

[Falkie2013]

Jorch's "giving" nature never fails to astound.  Maybe Jorch will sing "I Did It My Way" at his next appearance in Toronto as a tribute to Lloyd, if the event sponsors will raise the ticket prices.  :

" I sucked it MYYYYYYYYYY WAAAAAAAAAAY !!!! "

[Falkie2013]

That's why the Grey ran off!  It wasn't sure if it'd end up sauteed in a pan or was going to get the Bad Touch from Zamfir!  Er, Lancelot.

Now we know how to ward off grays. Just brandish a saute pan and a stick of butter and they'll run like hell.

[tertiaryimam]

Robert Morningstar's voice sounds like he's on something.

Prolly klonopins.

[Tommy TwoTons]

I hadn't heard about most of the stupidity theories re: Paul Walker's death, so I had to search for it.  What the fuck is wrong with people?

"One story going around has Paul Walker being killed by the Illuminati, a group that supposedly controls the world from the shadows. Why would they do this? Like many celebs, including Tim Tebow, Walker had been working with typhoon relief efforts in the Philippines. Supposedly the Illuminati was trying to poison medicine going to the country with “birth control” that would neuter the population and Walker found out about it. How did they kill him? "Theories" range from brakes to a sabotaged fuel line all the way up to a missile fired from an unmanned drone."

Then there's the "drug cartel" idiocy, and how anyone can correlate Brian from Family Guy & Walker's death because Walker's character was named Brian is beyond me.  People are idiots, which is why Jorch still has a job!

[coaster]

Robert Morningstar's voice sounds like he's on something.

Prolly klonopins.

old chief sixpack gave morningstar a peace pipe at the local seven eleven. there behind the store, near the dumpsters,  they talked to the spirits. morningstar asked the spirits, "what will come of me great father? why am i here?" and then he was 86'd from the store never to return, bcause he was talking to a cop.
because for some god damn reason i have beef with this bob fuckstar person. fuck him for shaming native americans with his bs. hes hanging out with god damn tatonka smokesalot, not  a real tribe. they would never of gave this uck the time of day.
he probably got "initiated" whatever the fuck that means at a local tribal casino. fuck you bob smith, morningstar.

[tertiaryimam]

old chief sixpack gave morningstar a peace pipe at the local seven eleven. there behind the store, near the dumpsters,  they talked to the spirits. morningstar asked the spirits, "what will come of me great father? why am i here?" and then he was 86'd from the store never to return, bcause he was talking to a cop.
because for some god damn reason i have beef with this bob fuckstar person. fuck him for shaming native americans with his bs. hes hanging out with god damn tatonka smokesalot, not  a real tribe. they would never of gave this uck the time of day.
he probably got "initiated" whatever the fuck that means at a local tribal casino. fuck you bob smith, morningstar.

That starseed website lists his birthday as "December 22, 1974", and now he's saying he's as old as George.

Am I missing something?

[tertiaryimam]

That starseed website lists his birthday as "December 22, 1974", and now he's saying he's as old as George.

Am I missing something?

Oh wait, that's the date he got "Illumination". Never mind.

[Tommy TwoTons]

Oh wait, that's the date he got "Illumination". Never mind.

That's his Earth Incarceration Date!  That doesn't sound illuminating, maybe he meant Illuminati?

[Morgus]

old chief sixpack gave morningstar a peace pipe at the local seven eleven. there behind the store, near the dumpsters,  they talked to the spirits. morningstar asked the spirits, "what will come of me great father? why am i here?" and then he was 86'd from the store never to return, bcause he was talking to a cop.
because for some god damn reason i have beef with this bob fuckstar person. fuck him for shaming native americans with his bs. hes hanging out with god damn tatonka smokesalot, not  a real tribe. they would never of gave this uck the time of day.
he probably got "initiated" whatever the fuck that means at a local tribal casino. fuck you bob smith, morningstar.

you must be mixing up Robert Morningstar with Robert "MorningSKY"
Morningstar isn't and doesn't claim to be Native American, compared to the oldtime c2c guest MorningSky did back in the 90s...

[ZHero]

Robert Morningstar's voice sounds like he's on something.

Prolly klonopins.

He's been doing lines of Snorge's special Super-Beta-Prostate/Toomeric blend.  That's how Castro has lived so long! BAH-zahhr!

[tertiaryimam]

That's his Earth Incarceration Date!  That doesn't sound illuminating, maybe he meant Illuminati?

Apparently he's a "Starseed" too. Before tonight I knew neither what a Pansexual was, nor a Starseed, but damned if I know now:

http://www.paoweb.com/starseed.htm

Starseeds are individuals who feel excitement and longing upon learning that they might have originated from another world. . . . They find the behavior and motives of our society puzzling and illogical.  . . . Starseeds incarnate into the same conditions of helplessness and total amnesia concerning their identity, origins and purpose as do Earth humans. However, the genes of starseeds are encoded with a "wake-up call" designed to "activate" them at a pre-determined moment in life. Awakening can be gentle and gradual, or quite dramatic and abrupt. In either event, memory is restored to varying degrees, allowing starseeds to consciously take up their missions. Their connections to the Higher Self are also strengthened, permitting them to be largely guided by their inner knowing. Many starseeds are practiced in rapid "spiritual weight loss".

[tertiaryimam]

you must be mixing up Robert Morningstar with Robert "MorningSKY"
Morningstar isn't and doesn't claim to be Native American, compared to the oldtime c2c guest MorningSky did back in the 90s...

Morningstar's Starseed account indicates he's been initiated by the "Souix" tribe.

[FightTheFuture]

Should I stay up to hear Chief Looniestar`s cockamamie theory on how the aliens killed JFK?


Ehhhh....what the Hell.

[Tommy TwoTons]

(snipped most of the trippy shit)

Many starseeds are practiced in rapid "spiritual weight loss".

Whelp, there's C2C's next sponsor!  Go get it, Jorch!

[tertiaryimam]

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[ZHero]

My God! I'm so f***ing sick of hearing this crappy Neil Sedaka bumper noise I want to go sit in a water tower with a high powered rifle.....

[Optiflex]

The incredible hard hitting questions guests get on C2C!

"Every day there's less people alive who were alive when Kennedy's was assassinated, right?"

That just blew my mind!

[Tommy TwoTons]

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He even has the Snoory porn 'stache going on!

Okay, here we go- now comes the JFK bullshit from Chief KlonoPan.

[FightTheFuture]

The incredible hard hitting questions guests get on C2C!

"Every day there's less people alive who were alive when Kennedy's was assassinated, right?"

That just blew my mind!

Hahahaha....I know, right? I almost had coffee come out my nose on that one.

And Morningstars response: "Uh...um..yeah, well..right..yes".

I don`t think he could believe it either!

[coaster]

you must be mixing up Robert Morningstar with Robert "MorningSKY"
Morningstar isn't and doesn't claim to be Native American, compared to the oldtime c2c guest MorningSky did back in the 90s...

I hope youre right. It would save me from sending a shitload of emails. But Tertiaryimam posted a link earlier saying ol' Bob  was "initiated" in a tribe back in 72 or something. The "hippies thinking they are native american" issue rubs me the wrong way.

[tertiaryimam]

He even has the Snoory porn 'stache going on!

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