George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[zeebo]

The dog is sad because he's being held by someone who thinks he's "somewhat of a cat."

Haha funny, and thanks you confirmed something I thought I heard but was like No maybe I didn't hear that but Yes I did.

[valdez]

     George asked Graig Venter, the first guy to sequence the human genome, and the first guy to create a synthetic life form (why was this not news?), if one day we'll be able to "literally" make a Frankenstein.  The answer, as far as piecing dead body parts together (and ignoring for the moment that Frankenstein was the scientist) and creating a living ghoul, was no.  But leave it to George to bring a conversation down about 50 notches.  George asked Linda Moulton Howe, "will we ever get the answers?  Probably not, huh?"  This from someone who use to refer to himself as a "truth seeker."  I don't think LMH runs around chasing down witnesses and testimonies on the assumption that the truth will never be found.  But you, George, will never get to the bottom of anything sitting around sending smart ass emails to Falkie.  I think the Schrader maneuver, besides his ability to hold his own, may be a shot across commander Well’s bow to clean up his all conspiracies all the time act.  Perhaps.

[Falkie2013]

I just watched your video is that you?  If it is and Mr. Noory sent you a e-mail, he may just be trying to make a friend, you know, buddies, compadres, nutthuggers?

I'm sure it is sincere, what do you expect from someone with limited social skills?

You certainly live up to your handle, don't you ?
Or would that be down ?
And never assume that what you see on a video of me is all that I am because you would be very, very wrong.
Who decided that you were some kind of arbiter of social skills on the internet anyway ?
If you want to talk about limited social skills ( whatever in the hell that is supposed to mean anyway ) just post a video of your own about $noorge $snoory and his limited interviewing skills for the last 10 years !
In any event, everyone I have mentioned this to has taken his email as one of harassment and not constructive criticism except you and yes, it is me on the video.
As if * I * would be talking about Bellgab, Art Bell, and Bellgabbery just to post someone else's videos ?
Oy, gevalt !
Such a ridiculous statement to make.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyy1JEqRGjU

[b_dubb]

George Noory on C2C is the Special Olympics of talk radio. No more how stupid his questions are guests just have to play along despite their disbelief that anyone could be so moronic

[Art_s Farts]

You certainly live up to your handle, don't you ?
Or would that be down ?
And never assume that what you see on a video of me is all that I am because you would be very, very wrong.
Who decided that you were some kind of arbiter of social skills on the internet anyway ?
If you want to talk about limited social skills ( whatever in the hell that is supposed to mean anyway ) just post a video of your own about $noorge $snoory and his limited interviewing skills for the last 10 years !
In any event, everyone I have mentioned this to has taken his email as one of harassment and not constructive criticism except you and yes, it is me on the video.
As if * I * would be talking about Bellgab, Art Bell, and Bellgabbery just to post someone else's videos ?
Oy, gevalt !
Such a ridiculous statement to make.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyy1JEqRGjU

I don't think he was talking about you. I think he was referring to Noory as the one with limited social skills

[Falkie2013]

George Noory on C2C is the Special Olympics of talk radio. No more how stupid his questions are guests just have to play along despite their disbelief that anyone could be so moronic

That, of course, excludes those guests who start off with Chap Stick all over their lips and who begin their guest stint by telling the $nooremaster what a great job he's doing with the program.
They never get nor can they comprehend what a bad job he's been doing for years.

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[sampson2625]

That, of course, excludes those guests who start off with Chap Stick all over their lips and who begin their guest stint by telling the $nooremaster what a great job he's doing with the program.
They never get nor can they comprehend what a bad job he's been doing for years.

George Noory: Why is those things?

[Falkie2013]

Safari screwed up and didn't post the video I was trying to play because it would sooooo tickle the $nooremaster who hates clowns yet is himself the biggest clown on radio.

And I said forget the clown and send me one of those hot nurse babes instead, particularly the busty one.
How MANY times have we heard $noory tell us that HE won't take a flu shot ?
Probably hundreds, just like we've heard him tell us all he fears clowns.
His nightmare is probably being trapped in a hospital full of hot looking nurse babes from the neck down while above the neck they're all made up in clown makeup and all of them are searching for him to give him a flu shot just like in one of those Twilight Zone episodes he loves.
Of course, with $noory, its always the $noorelight Zone instead.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=WDrTDA1RoLI

[Meanandnasty]

You certainly live up to your handle, don't you ?
Or would that be down ?
And never assume that what you see on a video of me is all that I am because you would be very, very wrong.
Who decided that you were some kind of arbiter of social skills on the internet anyway ?
If you want to talk about limited social skills ( whatever in the hell that is supposed to mean anyway ) just post a video of your own about $noorge $snoory and his limited interviewing skills for the last 10 years !
In any event, everyone I have mentioned this to has taken his email as one of harassment and not constructive criticism except you and yes, it is me on the video.
As if * I * would be talking about Bellgab, Art Bell, and Bellgabbery just to post someone else's videos ?
Oy, gevalt !
Such a ridiculous statement to make.

www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wyy1JEqRGjU

Mr. Falkie you have read what I wrote SO wrong.  I mentioned in a sarcastic way that Mr. Noory was trying to be friendly when he made the remark about your background because he has limited social skills.  He did not think that was unkind to comment about.

The remarks were not about you at all other than asking if that were you.  I think what he did, commenting about your background was mean.  I don't think anything one way or the other, I just listen to what you say when I watched it.  I have read your posts on Coastgab and you seem to be a thoughtful person, and in no way did I intend for you take the limited social skill comment as your own.  That was directed at Mr. Noory for being thoughtless to you because he was mean.  That is the limited social skill I was implying. 

[Marc.Knight]

     

[NASA] astronauts preparing for intergalactic travel...and beyond.

...Obama's new space initiative.

[FallenSeraph]

The dog is sad because he's being held by someone who thinks he's "somewhat of a cat."   Any dog knows it's not a cat,  somewhat or otherwise, which makes all dogs much smarter than Dave.   

When I heard "If you have a dog or somewhat of a cat" the other night, all I could do was shake my head and reach over and slap the "off" button on my radio remote.

[lonevoice]

When I heard "If you have a dog or somewhat of a cat" the other night, all I could do was shake my head and reach over and slap the "off" button on my radio remote.

The best thing about this thread is that you don't even have to listen to C2C; all you have to do is read valdez's daily recaps!  I haven't listened to C2C in nearly 10 years and can still learn about the latest Dave Noorie mock-worthy buffoonery, thanks to valdez.  That's where I read about the "somewhat of a cat" weirdness. 

[Morgus]

There was a point last night in the last hour where Noory heard a cat meowing on Linda's phone line and asked her about that.
Linda revealed that was her cat named 'Simba'
Don't think Linda has ever told about her cat before, should have talked about that with Art Bell a few weeks ago...

[ItsOver]

There was a point last night in the last hour where Noory heard a cat meowing on Linda's phone line and asked her about that.
Linda revealed that was her cat named 'Simba'
Don't think Linda has ever told about her cat before, should have talked about that with Art Bell a few weeks ago...

Linda should do an investigation into Noory's supposed dog.

[Marc.Knight]

Mr. Falkie you have read what I wrote SO wrong.  I mentioned in a sarcastic way that Mr. Noory was trying to be friendly when he made the remark about your background because he has limited social skills.  He did not think that was unkind to comment about.

The remarks were not about you at all other than asking if that were you.  I think what he did, commenting about your background was mean.  I don't think anything one way or the other, I just listen to what you say when I watched it.  I have read your posts on Coastgab and you seem to be a thoughtful person, and in no way did I intend for you take the limited social skill comment as your own.  That was directed at Mr. Noory for being thoughtless to you because he was mean.  That is the limited social skill I was implying.

No need for apologies, just send him one of these and he'll forget all about it.

Air King Industrial fan

[bateman]

When I heard "If you have a dog or somewhat of a cat" the other night, all I could do was shake my head and reach over and slap the "off" button on my radio remote.

I just snorted wine. Did he really say "somewhat of a cat"??

[UnscreenedCaller]

When I heard "If you have a dog or somewhat of a cat" the other night, all I could do was shake my head and reach over and slap the "off" button on my radio remote.

Remember, this is the same person who who once told a caller he had a praying mantis as a pet.

[bmcintyre]

Good evening.  And, how is our Georgie? 

[ItsOver]

Remember, this is the same person who who once told a caller he had a praying mantis as a pet.

I still can't believe his hamster horror stories. 

[starrmtn001]

I just snorted wine. Did he really say "somewhat of a cat"??

This sounds like a job for "BATEMAN-MAN."  Time to set snoor-age straight.


george noory sooooo sucks.

[saucerlike]

Remember, this is the same person who who once told a caller he had a praying mantis as a pet.

FWIW I think that would be a pretty cool pet. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

FWIW I think that would be a pretty cool pet.

It would be for anyone but Noory. It's more like he made up a story about a pet praying mantis.

I still can't believe his hamster horror stories. 

Or the fly whose leg he tied a thread to. The man is sick. Even if it's all BS, what kind of sick mind thinks up stories like that which are glossed over tormenting small things stories.

Oh wait, I forgot...

[bmcintyre]

Is George abusing hamsters?  I have not been listening for awhile so am out of the loop. 

[ItsOver]

Is George abusing hamsters?  I have not been listening for awhile so am out of the loop.

Jorch has told stories in the past about how he performed some kind of hamster experiment by "weighing" them.  I think it involved a lab coat and who knows what else.  His most horrifying rodent story was about his father stomping on his hamsters, when the poor critters were making a break for it. 

[shell88]

I thought George was the hamster. They've written a book about him on amazon. He certainly has been acting like one these past 10 years. He's worn out 20 wheels.

[DanTSX]

Jorch has told stories in the past about how he performed some kind of hamster experiment by "weighing" them.  I think it involved a lab coat and who knows what else.  His most horrifying rodent story was about his father stomping on his hamsters, when the poor critters were making a break for it. 

It probably involved a funnel, cardboard tube, a bic shaver, and some lube.

Has Jorch ever interviewed Richard Geere?

[starrmtn001]

It probably involved a funnel, cardboard tube, a bic shaver, and some lube.

Has Jorch ever interviewed Richard Geere?

Nope.  He couldn't get it out of Geere.

[SpaceRadomir]

Good evening.  And, how is our Georgie?

Saaaaaaad.

[Morgus]

Noory is taking off tonight, so we get a special 3-day Noory-Free weekend, perhaps as Noory's pre-Halloween "Trick or Treat" ?

[Étouffée]

I've got to say that Dave (a real one) Schrader's interview with the Amityville horror kid, Christopher Lutz, is fascinating and downright creepy.