George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[ziznak]

The dog is sad because he's being held by someone who thinks he's "somewhat of a cat."   Any dog knows it's not a cat,  somewhat or otherwise, which makes all dogs much smarter than Dave.   

haha so true. Dogs hate to be picked up except for a few select "rich lady" breeds.  I watched a friend pick up a pitbull mix the other day and you could tell the dog was just horrified.  Tail went right between the legs and he gave that same wtf help me look.  It's gotta be weird when you're so used to having all four paws on the ground to suddenly be dangling in the air.

[Falkie2013]

My girlfriend's beloved cat Squeaky died a horrible death because she had bought cat food with gluten in it that apparently had ingredients sent over from China.
I would never eat anything made in China if I knowingly knew where it was from.

But I digress.
I was thinking about going back to sleep and I can't BELIEVE or is that BUH-LEAF the email I got.
I thought it was a joke at first.

: :

The $nooremaster himself wrote me an email asking if I could clean up my living room because he finds the stuff behind me to be highly distracting.
I guess a guy who can afford a housekeeper, doesn't have glasses that are cockeyed or falling off his face and lives in a house has NO idea what its like to live in an apartment not much bigger than a shoebox can say that.
I didn't think that the background was that noticeable but then I can't see very well right now, particularly when its dark outside and the only lights are the desk lamp and the goose neck lamp to my left.
If he wants to send me some cash so I can hire a maid ...
I will admit its cluttered in the living room but until I get the broker's check and can get the stuff out of the bedroom and cleaned up, I can only do so much. I guess I'll buy a blue screen and put it behind me so he can't see the clutter.
Maybe print out a giant picture of $noory as a dartboard for Halloween and really scare the net.
I wonder if he wears contacts.
I guess he's watching my videos and they're having an impression on him.
I'll ask my gf to help me clean up somewhat but it may not be up to $noory's exacting standards.
This living room is the 2nd smallest one ever and I have a lot of stuff in it that will eventually go into either the bedroom or storage once we pay off the Prius.
I will be so glad when they send me my new glasses because its a real bitch trying to see stuff and pick it up when you're glasses keep falling off your face.
The room was worse before I started posting. My illnesses let everything go in here. I have been cleaning but can only do so much because of the damned knee.
I think I will see what CL cleaning people charge and get someone in here.

[ziznak]

Fuck that falkie I like your man cave backdrop.  I mean the background of your apt in your videos... no homo!

[Falkie2013]

More like a man closet.
I'm rather embarassed by the clutter myself. However, I will do some cleaning up in here but have always hated people who complain about how your place looks but who would never offer to help out in the cleaning, would they ?
Perhaps the next time the $nooremaster comes to the Bay Area, we could to pick him up and he could do some of my laundry, vaccuum or do the dishes.
Maybe make him my cleaning slave ?
But just got off the phone with a guy who does cleaning.
Soon as I get the brokerage check, I'm gonna call him.
They''ll come over and vaccum and help out in the living room and clean my kitchen for $ 50 bucks which isn't bad.
Do I send the bill to $noory ?


Here I give a shoutout to Bellgab, hope Art's back will be better and a shoutout to Ziznak as well and comment on the $nooremaster's email.  I'll do some cleaning during the show tonight, IF we have one.

My girlfriend said that SHE wouldn't watch a video of people making fun of her and is amazed that $noory is watching my videos where I excoriate him.
It does seem a bit masochistic, doesn't it ?


The Guy From Pittsburgh ( tm ) Gets A Complaint Email From George Noory ! ...

[onan]

2nd place = first loser

I kinda thought since I am almost 60, being in the 8th grade made that point.

[PB the Deplorable]

... The $nooremaster himself wrote me an email asking if I could clean up my living room because he finds the stuff behind me to be highly distracting...

You should do a video with a bunch of burnt out light bulbs prominently in the background, and be sure to mention them in case he doesn't notice at first.  A few clown dolls scattered around would be a nice touch.

[ziznak]

You should do a video with a bunch of burnt out light bulbs prominently in the background, and be sure to mention them in case he doesn't notice at first.  A few clown dolls scattered around would be a nice touch.

yeah that great news for your channel that snores is trying to troll you now!

haha i got a shout in a falkie vid!

[saucerlike]

More like a man closet.
I'm rather embarassed by the clutter myself. However, I will do some cleaning up in here but have always hated people who complain about how your place looks but who would never offer to help out in the cleaning, would they ?
Perhaps the next time the $nooremaster comes to the Bay Area, we could to pick him up and he could do some of my laundry, vaccuum or do the dishes.
Maybe make him my cleaning slave ?
But just got off the phone with a guy who does cleaning.
Soon as I get the brokerage check, I'm gonna call him.
They''ll come over and vaccum and help out in the living room and clean my kitchen for $ 50 bucks which isn't bad.
Do I send the bill to $noory ?

Hey since you're from the Burgh you're good in my eyes.  Fuck, every neat/clean freak I know is always sick, I'm pretty much not and I have rarely more than a runny nose (**knock).  Jorch enjoys some odd things, if you had news clippings about mangled children hanging in the background he might be your top viewer.

[Falkie2013]

You should do a video with a bunch of burnt out light bulbs prominently in the background, and be sure to mention them in case he doesn't notice at first.  A few clown dolls scattered around would be a nice touch.

ROFL !!! Maybe killer clowns ? That would be too cruel but I think I will do it IF my check ever gets here.
Went to the post awful and the substitute postal person says its now normal for mail to take 5 days to get TO Nebraska or from Yakima.
Your postal dollars at work.

Hmm, maybe I could paste on ad pictures onto dolls from those help the starving kids ads  in ... _____________ ( insert country < _ and tell $noorge they've been mangled.
Or from the brochures I keep getting asking me to buy a camel, goat or pig for some kid or farmer in the former Yugoslavia, as if I've got an extra grand or two lying around.
Heifer International.
Or better yet, pictures of mangled animals and kids inside a crop circle so that LMH can get right on the story once $noorge tells her about it.
Just kidding, Linda !
Glad you enjoyed the video Ziznak. The power of the Golden Triangle is always with me to help defeat the forces of $nooryism !
WHY isn't the 'Burgh one of those global chakra points I keep reading about ?
Seems to ME that Fort Point SHOULD be the center of the universe on some scale.
Or at least Kennywood.
Must be a Filthydelphia conspiracy by them Eggles fans.
I saw this cool Iron City clock on Ebay which has the skyline of the "Burgh all lit up on it. IF I can win it, I'll display it prominently in my kitchen and somehow in my videos.
Though I do wonder just why the Mac reverses printing when shown in a video.
Hmm, has anyone ever reverse speech the many $nooryisms to see what he says behind his words ?

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[DanTSX]

My girlfriend's beloved cat Squeaky died a horrible death because she had bought cat food with gluten in it that apparently had ingredients sent over from China.
I would never eat anything made in China if I knowingly knew where it was from.

But I digress.
I was thinking about going back to sleep and I can't BELIEVE or is that BUH-LEAF the email I got.
I thought it was a joke at first.

: :

The $nooremaster himself wrote me an email asking if I could clean up my living room because he finds the stuff behind me to be highly distracting.
I guess a guy who can afford a housekeeper, doesn't have glasses that are cockeyed or falling off his face and lives in a house has NO idea what its like to live in an apartment not much bigger than a shoebox can say that.
I didn't think that the background was that noticeable but then I can't see very well right now, particularly when its dark outside and the only lights are the desk lamp and the goose neck lamp to my left.
If he wants to send me some cash so I can hire a maid ...
I will admit its cluttered in the living room but until I get the broker's check and can get the stuff out of the bedroom and cleaned up, I can only do so much. I guess I'll buy a blue screen and put it behind me so he can't see the clutter.
Maybe print out a giant picture of $noory as a dartboard for Halloween and really scare the net.
I wonder if he wears contacts.
I guess he's watching my videos and they're having an impression on him.
I'll ask my gf to help me clean up somewhat but it may not be up to $noory's exacting standards.
This living room is the 2nd smallest one ever and I have a lot of stuff in it that will eventually go into either the bedroom or storage once we pay off the Prius.
I will be so glad when they send me my new glasses because its a real bitch trying to see stuff and pick it up when you're glasses keep falling off your face.
The room was worse before I started posting. My illnesses let everything go in here. I have been cleaning but can only do so much because of the damned knee.
I think I will see what CL cleaning people charge and get someone in here.

i had a cat walk into an exposed box fan once

[ziznak]

i had a cat walk into an exposed box fan once

awww... was the kitty ok?  I've noticed cats dont like it when air blows on them so it's kinda weird a cat would walk into a fan like that.  I actually blow air at my cats when they do shit like grab at my food or sit on my keyboard to get them to bug off.

[karios8]

Well, I find his 4th grade news channel interviews coupled with the stupid remarks all show distracting.  He's been refusing to clean that mess up for over 10 years.

[ItsOver]

...The $nooremaster himself wrote me an email asking if I could clean up my living room because he finds the stuff behind me to be highly distracting.

First Bateman, now you?  Between hassling Bellgabbers and trolling the site, when does Dave find the time to do his show prep?  Oh, wait.....

[UnscreenedCaller]

ROFL !!! Maybe killer clowns ? That would be too cruel but I think I will do it IF my check ever gets here.

Perhaps a nice Robert the Doll, perched in a corner where the Snoormeister can see him. That ought to do it.

[Meanandnasty]

Did you think about doing a Halloween video, leave your possessions in their exact location with a few pizza roll boxes setting around as home interior pieces, dressed as a clown, for Mr. Noory to watch?

Call it Clown to Clown!

[Falkie2013]

First Bateman, now you?  Between hassling Bellgabbers and trolling the site, when does Dave find the time to do his show prep?  Oh, wait.....

Trolling Bellgab IS his show prep.

[Falkie2013]

Perhaps a nice Robert the Doll, perched in a corner where the Snoormeister can see him. That ought to do it.

I can think of one better. I get a huge clown doll and it's my guest host.
And then the clown reams $noory out for daring to hate clowns while I provide the voice off camera.
I love the Clown to Clown part, but with Tommy, Lisa and the $nooremeister, which one is the biggest clown ?
IF my brokerage check ever gets here and after I clean up the living room I'll go to Toys R Us, Party City or Michaels and see what I can find.
Or the Spirit store.
Or just get a clown mask and every post I make about $noory has him confronted with a clown face.
Only one problem with the pizza roll box suggestion.
Pizza rolls taste terrible compared to a REAL pizza. I've only eaten them when I've had a craving for pizza and couldn't afford it at the liquor store.
Maybe next year I could have someone make me a pizza roll box costume and wear it to confront $noory if he's still on the air.

http://www.ehow.com/how_5907309_make-pizza-costume.html

[ItsOver]

Trolling Bellgab IS his show prep.

I thought it was this.

[bateman]

The $nooremaster himself wrote me an email asking if I could clean up my living room because he finds the stuff behind me to be highly distracting.

Shitbag Noory, taking the high road as usual.

[bateman]

P.S. In case you didn't hear, George, Art said you're FLAILING in the night, you hack.

[DanTSX]

P.S. In case you didn't hear, George, Art said you're FLAILING in the night, you hack.

FUCK YOU GEORGE AND TOMMY AND LISA

Art = Best

[DanTSX]

awww... was the kitty ok?  I've noticed cats dont like it when air blows on them so it's kinda weird a cat would walk into a fan like that.  I actually blow air at my cats when they do shit like grab at my food or sit on my keyboard to get them to bug off.

No he's dead.  But for a while, I had two half cats.

[ADG12311990]

Looks like they finally blocked me on the C2C FB page. I posted this:

George Noory's Pizza Roll Story

And something along the lines of "Really, you are proud of this?" on the post about Dave's new "Book"

I can still see their posts, but I can't comment or anything. Meh, no big deal.

[phrodo]

who said George was incapable of pronouncing big words??

http://youtu.be/Q0uS8x6XYGI

Who knew that physicist is actually a four syllable word... ?? 

[valdez]

     I got the feeling George wanted to skim pass the "controversy" of John McAfee's Belize adventure, but McAfee dove right in, all the while making sure the world knows that Belize sucks.  He also mentioned (because George wasn't asking) that he was a strung out drug dealer before became a serious entrepreneur.   He seems like a cool guy and made for a good segment.  Standard stuff with Alejandro Rojas on Peru's decision to re-open the ufo research division of their space program.  He also talked about the present state of ufology, and praised the old guard of legends such as ... hey, wait a minute...Peru has a space program?  A caller brought up that little creature that Steven Greer has been trying to pass off as an alien, and George said that scientist "don't know what it is." Immediately Rojas said "that’s not true," and went on to say that those that have examined it conclude it is human.  Did George stand by his assertion?  No.  He changed the subject.  Be honest, George, most of the time you don't know what you're talking about and as long as the guest never call you out everything is just grand and dandy.  Kudos to Rojas.  George Noory sucks.

Peruvian astronauts preparing for intergalactic travel...and beyond.

[ItsOver]

     ... hey, wait a minute...Peru has a space program?... 

Peruvian astronauts preparing for intergalactic travel...and beyond.

Hahaha... reminds me of the South Park episode "Free Willzyx," where the boys have the Mexicano Aeronáutica y Spacial Administración (MASA) launch a killer whale to the Moon to "save it." 

[b_dubb]

@TheOnion: PHOTO: Horrifying Doll Sitting On Neighbor's Porch Whether It's Halloween Or Not http://t.co/jFH6y5hNSE

For Gnoory

[ziznak]

No he's dead.  But for a while, I had two half cats.

damn... wtf kinda industrial fans do you have laying around exposed at yer place... and with small animals running around?? you need to tell Noory about this its right up his alley.

Spice it up a bit tho make the kitty a little kid!

Looks like they finally blocked me on the C2C FB page. I posted this:

George Noory's Pizza Roll Story

And something along the lines of "Really, you are proud of this?" on the post about Dave's new "Book"

I can still see their posts, but I can't comment or anything. Meh, no big deal.

Thats a wonderful accomplishment sir!!  thankyewwwww for your service.

I love that lil animated Jorch.  Kinda think he could do really well in his own little animated series... with it's companion books? Jorch n Tommy!!  PB... Coaster...? Dean?

[Meanandnasty]

Trolling Bellgab IS his show prep.

I just watched your video is that you?  If it is and Mr. Noory sent you a e-mail, he may just be trying to make a friend, you know, buddies, compadres, nutthuggers?

I'm sure it is sincere, what do you expect from someone with limited social skills?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

    Peruvian astronauts preparing for intergalactic travel...and beyond.

Great pic and great write-up.