George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Dateline]

If you pass away from Covid, are the numbers 0 0 0?

[NoMoreNoory]

If anyone can achieve the impossible feat of making Glynis McCants sound rational and meaningful, it is Maurice Cotterell. A non-stop torrent of codswallop.

[NoMoreNoory]

This senile fool turns 70 in a month and it's time, he needs to be put in a home, he will be a big deal in a long term care facility, he can do his little variety show with a karaoke machine and take questions from the other inmates.

He and Tommy are complete idiots as well as money grubbing sleazebags. They continue to push their cheesy live show tour, getting money strapped old people to pay for tickets to an event that isn't going to happen.  BILLION DOLLARS businesses, the NBA, Broadway, the NHL, MLB, major concert tours by the biggest talents have been cancelled. The sports leagues are hoping to play games and complete their seasons/playoffs but none of them are planning to have people in the stands.

Are these two losers just common scam artists or could they be stupid enough to actually believe that the city of Houston is going to allow 1000 people to fill a theater shoulder to shoulder? Incredible how clueless he is. Cities and states may relax restrictions but nobody is going to allow any events where social distancing isn't possible.

He claimed that someone just bought a group of 50 tickets. I highly doubt this for all manner of reasons, not least being who the fuck is planning to do anything in a group of 50 at the moment.
Joorch, not being full of himself at all, then suggested that the guy is ‘probably selling them online at a thousand bucks a pop’. Joorch misunderstanding the basic rule of scalping: there has to be a demand for tickets in the first place.

[CronkitesGhost]

As a blimey limey, you naturally have no concept of God given Rights.  If people wish to hide out at home, they are at liberty to do so, but even in times of war, with bullets flying, people still have to make a living.  If everyone could afford to take a month long vacation, we would have been doing that already.  Americans don't take orders.  If you try to muzzle me with a mask, I'll shove it down your own Dick Hogland sucking throat.

Clown. Your knowledge of American history is woefully lacking. When Uncle Sam drafts you into the military you don't have a choice, you leave the country and don't get back in, or you go to jail or you go where they say you go and you take nothing but orders for the entire time you're in. American citizens took plenty of orders during WWII on the homefront too. No group of citizens more so than Japanese Americans who were interned in concentration camps.

[CronkitesGhost]

He claimed that someone just bought a group of 50 tickets. I highly doubt this for all manner of reasons, not least being who the fuck is planning to do anything in a group of 50 at the moment.
Joorch, not being full of himself at all, then suggested that the guy is ‘probably selling them online at a thousand bucks a pop’. Joorch misunderstanding the basic rule of scalping: there has to be a demand for tickets in the first place.

We can't stay in hiding for a year, or even 6 months, so there will be a relaxation of these shelter in place orders, businesses will have to comply with social distancing rules. But his idiotic presumption that he can sell 1000 tickets to a 1000 seat theater is trademark Noory high dumbness. And if the rules are a theater can only be half full or a third full there's no point in doing the stupid show for 300 people. Though he's stupid enough to do it and will spin it as usual to paint himself as a saint

'Folks the city of Houston's public health office told us that only half the seats can be occupied, I don't get it, why don't they do this every winter when thousands die of the regular flu? But we won't cancel the show, we'll be there for you, we won't make a dime, we may even lose money but I made a promise to yeeeeeeew and I am keeping it.'

[Morgus]

Noory just mentioned he has a "surprise" coming up tonight in the last hour of the show...

[Dr. MD MD]

 

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[Jojo]

Wasn't he just talking about that young female sex symbol a few weeks ago?  And he couldn't simply enjoy the song when it cane out.  No that wasn't enough.  He had to let every menopausal woman in the country know that he knew the name, the very name, of the half naked vocalist.  She probably didn't write the song, George.

[Jojo]

Noory just mentioned he has a "surprise" coming up tonight in the last hour of the show...

He over uses dramatic words.  It's probably the ladies with the umbrellas and Bibles story.

[CronkitesGhost]

how many shows does he have to do about EMP and the electrical grid? He acts like he's the leader of a grass roots movement - uh, your listeners are barely able to use the potty on their own, so what do you expect they're going to do about this threat?

more Noory mush brain, he's doing a commercial for Newsmax and promoting Sean Spicer's show on it, he described Spicer as the 'secretary ...... (confused as always pause) ...... of news'. Yes moron, Sean Spicer was the White House Secretary of News.

press secretary you stumbling bumbling dope.

[CronkitesGhost]

wow this guy is losing it fast. he built up the audience's expectations with this announcement that a big guest is coming in the final hour of the show, he can't even manage that correctly, rather than saying he had a 'surprise guest' for us, he said he has a 'SURPRISED guest'.

So I figure this big surprise guest is going to be one of his Hollywood D List celebrities who listen to Coast like the ZZ Top guy or Pat Boone. Nope, drumroll for the surprise guest -  hey everybody can you believe who's here? It's Heidi Hollis!' WTF! WTF! WTF! LOLOLOLOL

who the fuck is Heidi Hollis? oh she's an expert on 'shadow people' and the 'Hat Man'.

he needs to be put down, give him his favorite meal, let his kids say goodbye, and then the needle.

[ItsOver]

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Sweet!  I wish I was Jorch.  Lucky stiff.

[ItsOver]

He claimed that someone just bought a group of 50 tickets...

"What would yeeewww do, Tommee, for a Klondike Bar truck load of Twinkies..."

[ItsOver]

We can't stay in hiding for a year...

It's not that bad.  You get used to the creamed pig's feet, after awhile.

[ItsOver]

Wasn't he just talking about that young female sex symbol a few weeks ago?  And he couldn't simply enjoy the song when it cane out.  No that wasn't enough.  He had to let every menopausal woman in the country know that he knew the name, the very name, of the half naked vocalist.  She probably didn't write the song, George.

"I sense a slight disorder here..."

[Dateline]

She sang the hater song, "Haters, gonna hate, hate hate."  "Shake it off, shake it off."

Norry we are not haters, we are improvement coaches.

[Dateline]

To illustrate how serious this Corona virus is to conferences and other venues in this field, Contact In The Desert for 2020, will be rescheduled an entire year later.  That is one of the most popular ufology conferences.  I think it was going to be held in late May or June of this year.  That rescheduling for ufology was huge and how serious some take this virus and safety in crowds.

[Dr. MD MD]

To illustrate how serious this Corona virus is to conferences and other venues in this field, Contact In The Desert for 2020, will be rescheduled an entire year later.  That is one of the most popular ufology conferences.  I think it was going to be held in late May or June of this year.  That rescheduling for ufology was huge and how serious some take this virus and safety in crowds.

Hell, we should just stay locked down forever! I mean, even if we find a cure there will just be something else around the next corner. Safety over freedom! It’s really for the best.

[Morgus]

To illustrate how serious this Corona virus is to conferences and other venues in this field, Contact In The Desert for 2020, will be rescheduled an entire year later.  That is one of the most popular ufology conferences.  I think it was going to be held in late May or June of this year.  That rescheduling for ufology was huge and how serious some take this virus and safety in crowds.

and the huge San Diego Comic Con that was set for later in July has already been cancelled for this year.
Noory is just dreaming that his big events in June are going to go on as scheduled...

[Jojo]

how many shows does he have to do about EMP and the electrical grid? He acts like he's the leader of a grass roots movement - uh, your listeners are barely able to use the potty on their own, so what do you expect they're going to do about this threat?

more Noory mush brain, he's doing a commercial for Newsmax and promoting Sean Spicer's show on it, he described Spicer as the 'secretary ...... (confused as always pause) ...... of news'. Yes moron, Sean Spicer was the White House Secretary of News.

press secretary you stumbling bumbling dope.

That's a good one.  Technically though, he is correct.

[aldousburbank]

and the huge San Diego Comic Con that was set for later in July has already been cancelled for this year.

So now we let the terrorists win? FuckingA people!

[aldousburbank]

George has just officially discussed using turmeric for the corona. Everything should be ok soon.

[Dr. MD MD]

George has just officially discussed using turmeric for the corona. Everything should be ok soon.

Damn it! Now I’m craving curry.

[Morgus]

Noory and Tommy just pushed their upcoming event for June 13 again.
Like that is going to happen...

[Dr. MD MD]

Noory and Tommy just pushed their upcoming event for June 13 again.
Like that is going to happen...

It doesn’t seem out of the realm of possibility to me but I haven’t been let in on the NWO timeline.

[Corona Kitty]

Noory and Tommy just pushed their upcoming event for June 13 again.
Like that is going to happen...

I suppose it's wishful thinking my friend.

[Dr. MD MD]

I suppose it's wishful thinking my friend.

How do you figure? The curve is flattening and the greatly overestimated this by an order of magnitude. Why wouldn’t things be opened back up by June?

[Corona Kitty]

How do you figure? The curve is flattening and the greatly overestimated this by an order of magnitude. Why wouldn’t things be opened back up by June?

I don't know that, I'm under the assumption that it won't happen. Even the NFL hasn't released a schedule for the new season ... that means "shit just got real".  I heard a whisper today that the NFL planned to give everyone and fans, some tests before they enter the arena as well as a new protocol in order.

It comes down to hotels and those who put on these conferences in the end. Let's hope they all have deep pockets because all of that must be exponentially expensive.

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know that, I'm under the assumption that it won't happen. Even the NFL hasn't released a schedule for the new season ... that means "shit just got real".  I heard a whisper today that the NFL planned to give everyone and fans, some tests before they enter the arena as well as a new protocol in order.

It comes down to hotels and those who put on these conferences in the end. Let's hope they all have deep pockets because all of that must be exponentially expensive.

Yeah, let’s all voluntarily march toward another great depression like lemmings over something on par with the seasonal flu. : :

[Corona Kitty]

Yeah, let’s all voluntarily march toward another great depression like lemmings over something on par with the seasonal flu. : :

I'm not sure where you saw any of that above, but okay.