George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[General Johnson Jameson]

okay George.  I know this is a strategic move for you.  I am going to save my own soul and apologize for the potty mouth and nasty pictures I painted about you having sex.

Can I kindly smack you upside the head, lightly, to snap you back into this dimension?

[Roy Hinkley]

Regardless of what happens, I've been working on another nooryism video, and I will be damned if I don't get to use this picture I made for it.

That is a magnificent depiction of the Priest coaster!! 

[General Johnson Jameson]

it may have beem temporary insanity

beem?
Fuck it is you.

[Roy Hinkley]

As I said, this is a strategy, not about being our friend.  Nevertheless we can show respect.

What's your take on the strategy or motive?

[coaster]

Black Hole why did you quote me? if you think I fell for this shit, you are mistaken. Also, it wouldn't hurt you if you calmed the hell down. It's a thread in a  forum. Don't get so damn defensive.

[Gnoory]

hilarious picture but darn use the better photo of me lol

[lonevoice]

I think Dave woke up this morning and said, "Tommy, dresh me in my shtrategis...shtrategizing pants becaush today, thuh haterz won't know what hit'em. Haw haw haw."

LOL!!  If that's not a new Jorch's Eye Pad cartoon, I don't know what is.

[Needle woman]

Now this is my kind of topic!

[SaucyRossy]

George will you wish my cat goatsy to get better? You can tie it into the sphinx.

Thanks.

[Black Hole]

Black Hole why did you quote me? if you think I fell for this shit, you are mistaken. Also, it wouldn't hurt you if you calmed the hell down. It's a thread in a  forum. Don't get so damn defensive.

OOPS quoted your ass again!!!!!!

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I also think your shocking strategy is working with everyone here.  You are after all a celebrity..  I am certain from the few posts here already YOU HAVE SUCCEEDED IN ENDING THE GEORGE NOORY SUCKS THREAD.

Don't count on it

[General Johnson Jameson]

I think Dave woke up this morning and said, "Tommy, dresh me in my shtrategis...shtrategizing pants becaush today, thuh haterz won't know what hit'em. Haw haw haw."

Could possibly be an adverse reaction to a recently prescribed anti-psychotic.

[coaster]

OOPS quoted your ass again!!!!!!

You are mental. That is all.

[Black Hole]

Well..cheers. If it is you, heres to the future. We can have two great shows on the radio.

btw what a disgusting thing you did say here, shame on you!!! and 'mental' coming from you?  pleassse.

[coaster]

btw what a disgusting thing you did say here, shame on you!!!

I mean this when I say it... I say it with all sincerity. Go to hell. Annoy someone else.

[crockasocks]

Dave improves his show and we get Art back, not a bad ending.

[Black Hole]

I mean this when I say it... I say it with all sincerity. Go to hell. Annoy someone else.

lol u r so adorable in that hat

[SnapT]

Why is Black Hole's avatar depicting a WHITE HOLE?  That annoys me.

[coaster]

George will you wish my cat goatsy to get better? You can tie it into the sphinx.

Thanks.

Would you look at that.. hah. I'll be damned. Your cat just got a shout out.

[Roy Hinkley]

Goatsy is on the prayer list !!!!!!

[SaucyRossy]

Thank you so much George!!! That was nice of you.

[crockasocks]

Goatsie!

[zeebo]

His real name is Dave Noorie.  Somewhere along the line in an article or letter he was erroneously referred to as George Noory, and the name spawned a life of its own.  This is why you will sometimes see him referred to as George Noory.

Also sometime in the past he was once erroneously referred to as "The NightHawk" and it stuck, but actually his real nickname was "The NightFinch".

[Black Hole]

lol u r so adorable in that hat

like I said to George, this thread is done.  He fully succeeded and even blessed Goatsy.  I do hope Goatsy will be okay, sorry Ross

[PB the Deplorable]

What's your take on the strategy or motive?

The same thing as with the announcement about Art Bell, and including his name at the end of the show again.  Damage control.


Which is fine. 

Wouldn't it be great if there was some evidence of show prep, interest in the topic, and improved interviewing techniques every show - starting with sounding like he's paying attention to the guests and callers (every word).  Asking follow up questions and sounding like there is a conversation talking place instead of just going to the next cue card when the guest stops to take a breath?

[Black Hole]

Why is Black Hole's avatar depicting a WHITE HOLE?  That annoys me.

ummmm the BLACK is the black hole, the white was George sucking everything in.  But that's over now.

[SnapT]

The name of this thread should be changed to...

"George Noory Sucks But We Love Him Anyway - Nobody's Perfect (Pray For Goatsy)"

[Dromox]

Hello everyone, I've been lurking around here for quite awhile now(two weeks or so I guess). I found out about this forum because of Batemans now infamous "Colon-Blow" call and him mentioning something about Art Bell's new project before getting cut off, leading me to google about him and finding out about Dark Matter(thank you by the way!) and typing in George Noory Sucks and finding this site!

I started listening to coast when i was about 17 and I am 29 now and I honestly quit listening to C2C for about three years before tuning in that random night, before that very sparingly. My bane of contention with what the show has turned into is screened (lackof) open-lines, I used to get excited to tune in every friday and have the callers call in about anything, the journey some callers took filled me with a sense of interest and it was exciting radio. The guest have always been hit or miss personally, there's always been some that just knock me out due to boredom regardless of the host, but the caller's were always amusing.

I tried listening to the new format that you continue to push on us George, and it's just BORING, I really miss that unpredictability that the caller's brought into the mix, how they challenged guests and the host sometimes, I was always amazed how Art would play with it and turn it into entertainment.

I guess what I am asking is why are you so afraid of your audience George, why all the brick walls infront of you and your audience? Make the show exciting again, you have a dump button for out of hand caller's and we all know you know how to use it.

P.S. Sorry if none of that makes sense, late and all, and hello fellow haters~

[lonevoice]

Could possibly be an adverse reaction to a recently prescribed anti-psychotic.

[SaucyRossy]

The name of this thread should be changed to...

"George Noory Sucks But We Love Him Anyway - Nobody's Perfect (Pray For Goatsy)"

Yes pray for goatsy. Just don't google goatsy. 

My cat will get better hopefully.