George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[BobGrau]

It was always going to turn out this way: George Noory Sucks... sucks.

[Morgus]

Wonder who Noory will add at the last minute for a first hour or two guest with open lines for tonight.
Its about time for him to have Billy Mumy or Pat Boone or maybe the John Titor website guy back on again? 

[RJ]

          Wow, a mult. I should have known. Get a life, you kook.
         


Geee .... Now who uses the term "get a life" when they are feeling all defensive?  And who uses words from the 1950's like "kook"?  ... Maybe 'ol Eddie has outed himself.

[Eddie Coyle]

 
       Insults are more effective when you can actually use quotes properly. That's two 'tards today with the big purple blotches.

        Using "Gee.." to start a sentence makes you very hip as well Rim Job. Are you one of "Linda's" multiple, yet all dismally dreary personalities?

[VtaGeezer]

Open lines tonight; maybe Kim Jung Il will call in.     

[onan]

Geee .... Now who uses the term "get a life" when they are feeling all defensive?  And who uses words from the 1950's like "kook"?  ... Maybe 'ol Eddie has outed himself.

I don't think I have ever seen criticism so adeptly wielded. Kudos sir, for such utter brilliance.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

What in the world is going on here?  Did Jorch create a bunch of accounts to get us all fighting with each other so we forget about why we're all here?  That would be by far the most brilliant thing he's ever done.

[onan]

What in the world is going on here?  Did Jorch create a bunch of accounts to get us all fighting with each other so we forget about why we're all here?  That would be by far the most brilliant thing he's ever done.

It is April Trollathon.


George sucks... think of a mobius strip of GNS.

[Liam the runner]

Christmas gift?

[ItsOver]

Wonder who Noory will add at the last minute for a first hour or two guest with open lines for tonight.
Its about time for him to have Billy Mumy or Pat Boone or maybe the John Titor website guy back on again? 

There's always The Numbers Lady.     Hasn't it been at least a week since she was last on?  She can give her latest reading on North Korea.  I'm sure The White House is waiting for the latest intel from her.


Of course, there's always UFO Phil to "look forward" to.  :   Maybe Jorch will skip out even earlier than usual so he's well rested for his Burbank parade.

[West of the Rockies]

What in the world is going on here?  Did Jorch create a bunch of accounts to get us all fighting with each other so we forget about why we're all here?  That would be by far the most brilliant thing he's ever done.

I was wondering the same thing; maybe Sardondi sniffed something in the air a couple days ago and fled. 

[Falkie2013]

This thread has really went south. I get on today to see what's going on and all I see is arguing. That's to be expected but the extent in which it was taken this morning was disgusting.  You have the court jester who doesn't seem to really come down on anybody being ripped apart by a guy who obviously doesn't have a clue. Why would you ever say that kind of stuff to someone that has lost a child.  As a mom myself I think that I'd probably file suit for things that were being said. Grow up boys! Oh and by the way, jorchsnoory sucks!

Hear, hear !


Hey, guys. This is supposed to be a section where we come on to either bitch about Noory or read his latest stupid gaffe or his utter failures in pronunciation.

If you want to engage in a flame war, do it privately please.

The only flames I want to read about in here is Snoory setting fire to himself one day when he tries to light his bbq or something.

And that because his microwave dies.

I do think it's possible to get ill because of stress and that MAY lead to one getting cancer as your immune system becomes weakened when you're not well.

And George Noory Sucks.

[Eddie Coyle]

Hear, hear !


Hey, guys. This is supposed to be a section where we come on to either bitch about Noory or read his latest stupid gaffe or his utter failures in pronunciation.

If you want to engage in a flame war, do it privately please.

The only flames I want to read about in here is Snoory setting fire to himself one day when he tries to light his bbq or something.

And that because his microwave dies.

I do think it's possible to get ill because of stress and that MAY lead to one getting cancer as your immune system becomes weakened when you're not well.

And George Noory Sucks.

She's an admitted mult-a shit stirrer, here to be a pest and troll. You apparently read the same way you write(not a compliment). Un-fucking-believable. You're the face of our current condition(not a compliment II)...oy vey.

[McPhallus]

What a lame-ass string of insults from someone who's what?  Pushing 70?  What you quoted wasn't even directed at you.  ...and now you're going in mine, you touchy little douche. 

Go fuck yourself.

And I love how catty you are, McWeeWee, so much so that you've finally earned yourself a place on my growing Ignore list. Carry on, Girlfriend, I'm sure you have lots of insults to your pride to try to compensate for.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Where's Lee Harvey Oswald when we finally need him?

Exactly what I was thinking too.  The phrase "Triangulation" from the JFK movie also came to mind.  Of course maybe Noory will be part of one of those clown cars where there are so many packed in there it would be hard to target just one.

[onan]

EVERYBODY... group hug.

[Eddie Coyle]

EVERYBODY... group hug.

Yes, easier to strangle that way.

[McPhallus]

EVERYBODY... group hug.

This thread needs an enema.

[Eddie Coyle]

This thread needs an enema.

I considered using such an image as an avatar today...but the mults made me go with Who Are You instead.

[Roy Hinkley]

Exactly what I was thinking too.  The phrase "Triangulation" from the JFK movie also came to mind.  Of course maybe Noory will be part of one of those clown cars  where there are so many packed in there it would be hard to target just one.

Jorch would have had to demand a lot of $ to be part of a clown car, because the only thing he hates worse than the word "coincidence" are clowns!!

[armyvet8896]

George Noory Sucks!!!!

[ItsOver]

Jorch would have had to demand a lot of $ to be part of a clown car, because the only thing he hates worse than the word "coincidence" are clowns!!

Jorch must really hate looking in mirrors.

[armyvet8896]

The Suckage is starting

[Roy Hinkley]

Dick Hoaxland with a bunch of empty promises of NEW information coming if you attend his next confererence...

[SomeVelvetMorning]

We did not need Ancestry.com to know that George's lineage is full of a bunch of Turkeys (or Turks). 

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Jorch would have had to demand a lot of $ to be part of a clown car, because the only thing he hates worse than the word "coincidence" are clowns!!

Good catch.  I forgot about his fear of clowns........ and pizza rolls.  Evertime I hear that Ed Grimsley guy with the night-vision 3-D glasses where you can see UFOs doing battle, I always think of the Martin Short character: Ed Grimley

[ufogadfly]

I see Jorch at end of the Burbank parade.  Instead of his nighttime position of shoveling excrement, he'll be sweeping it.

And when asked why he doesn't get a better job he replies, "What? Leave show business?"

(Sorry. Old joke but it was just too appropriate).

[Eddie Coyle]

We did not need Ancestry.com to know that George's lineage is full of a bunch of Turkeys

As a second generation Irish American, I refuse to accept him as a fellow turkey.

[Roy Hinkley]

Yawn.  This interview is perfect for Snoory.  The Vampire topic is for kids and teens, George can follow it because there are lots of movies to reference, and it's shcary for Georgie.  The only losers here in this game are we, the audience. 

[Roy Hinkley]

Good catch.  I forgot about his fear of clowns........ and pizza rolls.  Evertime I hear that Ed Grimsley guy with the night-vision 3-D glasses where you can see UFOs doing battle, I always think of the Martin Short character: Ed Grimley

Wow, and a mere $1800 - $3200 on Grimsley's site will get you the night vision glasses!