George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[MDL5676]

Further proof that Noory pays absolutely ZERO attention to what his guest is saying can be found about 22 min into the 12am (PST) segment... It went something like this:

Noory brings up that God forsaken Billy Mumy  "Twilight Zone" episode for the 19,742 time (I swear he has a "thing" for Billy or at least did when he was growing up)
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Noory then makes a generic statement about the DaVinci Code movie being a "huge hit" and asking his guest why he thinks it was so "pop-uh-lure" and whether the guest believes that the movie is based on fact...

So the guest starts off by basicaly saying that the whole movie is pretty much a complete work of fiction and goes on to explain why he believes that to be so... so after finishing his somewhat lengthy answer explaining that the movie was a work of fiction and not based on reality, there is nothing but dead air for a moment until George comes back on (sounding like he was completely caught off guard) blurts out his old stand by "That may be so" ( basically agreeing tothe movie w/ the guest's position. He then goes on to restate the fact that the movie was popular, to which the guest agrees. George then goes go to say'"Maybe the things in the movie are true", which is followed by silence from the guest as he comes to realize that he is being interviewed by an idiot before finally blurting out something generic  about that being "possible", in an effort to try and not embarass or offend the host because he doesn't want to burn any bridges... They both make me sick. One is lazy, boring, and  a complete moron and the other's is a spineless suck up... --noory sucks--

[MDL5676]

Tonights guest is actually decent but George has managed to turn this show into a suckathon the likes of which I haven't heard in.. well, nevermind.  But, I think he has asked every typical stupid question, made every usual idiotic remark, made several failed attempts at completing the guests thoughts, and somehow managed to fuck up numerous word pronounciations while making banal observations about evil, ouija boards, portals, etc, - all in one glorious suckfest.  Did I forget anything?

No, I think your summary of tonight's uber debacle was quite succinct...

[popple]

Was it just me, or did noory seem like he was leading the cheer for war with north Korea? The man actually asked if we could just wipe them out completely. This is why I cannot listen to an entire show. He always seems to conjure up a way to create fear and hate. Between him and Wells one would think this is the way things are supposed to be. In a constant state of 'finger on the button'. Dammit...we hear this crap all day long. I dont need it at night as well. Im looking for an escape. A good UFO yarn, or maybe the results of an investigation into life after death, Bigfoot, the devils triangle, men in black, you know, things that go BUMP in the night. Mels hole anyone? Grey goo...

Yup. He said the only way to stop them is the nuke them.  His "we've all felt something coming, not saying it's this" bullshit is just scare tactics and trying to add some drama to the show.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Here's a fun example from tonight.. While asking about the "portal to hell" from today's news, George referred to the "nauseous fumes" at the entrance.

It's noxious George. Quite a coincidence actually since its a word that describes you perfectly.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Oh Lord it just won't stop.

George: What do you think is the most fascinating aspect of all this?

Guest: Consciousness

George: Yeah, I was gonna say that too

Oh really George? You were going to answer your own question? 

[NooryIsADouchebag]

One last question about tonights sucktacular.. Has anyone noticed how George always says "Tell me about.." such and such and never says "Tell us"? Coincidence?  I think not.  Just proves the lack of respect for the Coast audience.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Further proof that Noory pays absolutely ZERO attention to what his guest is saying can be found about 22 min into the 12am (PST) segment... It went something like this:

Noory brings up that God forsaken Billy Mumy  "Twilight Zone" episode for the 19,742 time (I swear he has a "thing" for Billy or at least did when he was growing up)
;
Noory then makes a generic statement about the DaVinci Code movie being a "huge hit" and asking his guest why he thinks it was so "pop-uh-lure" and whether the guest believes that the movie is based on fact...

So the guest starts off by basicaly saying that the whole movie is pretty much a complete work of fiction and goes on to explain why he believes that to be so... so after finishing his somewhat lengthy answer explaining that the movie was a work of fiction and not based on reality, there is nothing but dead air for a moment until George comes back on (sounding like he was completely caught off guard) blurts out his old stand by "That may be so" ( basically agreeing tothe movie w/ the guest's position. He then goes on to restate the fact that the movie was popular, to which the guest agrees. George then goes go to say'"Maybe the things in the movie are true", which is followed by silence from the guest as he comes to realize that he is being interviewed by an idiot before finally blurting out something generic  about that being "possible", in an effort to try and not embarass or offend the host because he doesn't want to burn any bridges... They both make me sick. One is lazy, boring, and  a complete moron and the other's is a spineless suck up... --noory sucks--

Haha. Yeah I noticed a lot of those "Holy fuck, this host is the dumbest fucktard who has ever interviewed me but I better not let on that I know" pauses tonight.

[MDL5676]

Here's a fun example from tonight.. While asking about the "portal to hell" from today's news, George referred to the "nauseous fumes" at the entrance.

It's noxious George. Quite a coincidence actually since its a word that describes you perfectly.

George doesn't believe in coincidences... lol

[onan]

Excuse the hell out of me. IF this is supposedly the section of the forum where one complains about Noory, then what would YOU have me do ? Not say anything.


The man says something stupid every time he gets on the air.


And he does it multiple times in every broadcast.


If everyone thinks I'm that boring, I'll just stop posting.

Not everyone thinks you are boring. I don't find you boring. But even if I disliked everything you posted... so what? You aren't to my knowledge mean spirited or antagonistic to others.


If I waited to post until everyone liked what I said... well everyone thinks I am a spot of sunshine so we can't compare... Falkie, speak your mind man... I for one look forward to your posts.

[onan]

It's where mangled babies and pizza rolls come from.

I think I just came up with a new flavor!

[Scully]

If I am not mistaken about the intent of this thread - to talk about how George Noory sucks - then I do not see what I am doing wrong. If folks want to let me know I am in error, please do so.  I just came here for some fun and to vent with fellow Noory haters, not intending to offend anyone, especially when I don't know what I have done to upset you.

Roy, you're not doing a dang thing wrong, and I'm glad Titanic went back and reread your posts.


I enjoy what you write, and I hope to get over the shock of your humongous-faced avatar very soon.   

[Falkie2013]

George doesn't believe in coincidences... lol

Actually Snoorge is right.

There would be nauseous fumes at the entrance of hell because he'd be blocking the air flow to hell.

Even people in hell wouldn't tolerate the presence of Snoory for very long.

Unlike us, who are powerless to send him there.

[RedMichael]

Further proof that Noory pays absolutely ZERO attention to what his guest is saying can be found about 22 min into the 12am (PST) segment... It went something like this:

Noory brings up that God forsaken Billy Mumy  "Twilight Zone" episode for the 19,742 time (I swear he has a "thing" for Billy or at least did when he was growing up)
;
Noory then makes a generic statement about the DaVinci Code movie being a "huge hit" and asking his guest why he thinks it was so "pop-uh-lure" and whether the guest believes that the movie is based on fact...

So the guest starts off by basicaly saying that the whole movie is pretty much a complete work of fiction and goes on to explain why he believes that to be so... so after finishing his somewhat lengthy answer explaining that the movie was a work of fiction and not based on reality, there is nothing but dead air for a moment until George comes back on (sounding like he was completely caught off guard) blurts out his old stand by "That may be so" ( basically agreeing tothe movie w/ the guest's position. He then goes on to restate the fact that the movie was popular, to which the guest agrees. George then goes go to say'"Maybe the things in the movie are true", which is followed by silence from the guest as he comes to realize that he is being interviewed by an idiot before finally blurting out something generic  about that being "possible", in an effort to try and not embarass or offend the host because he doesn't want to burn any bridges... They both make me sick. One is lazy, boring, and  a complete moron and the other's is a spineless suck up... --noory sucks--

I think Noory tried to make a point in that, since the DaVinci Code was so popular "theres gotta be sumtin der". Man I wouldn't know where to start if I was listing things that were not real/factual but very popular...based on "research" on "factual history".

[valdez]

...some part-time teapartiers and other disaffected assholes to dominate the thread... Falkie and Roy ..

     Eh...right wing tea party sympathizing loon here, and on occasion my post have been tainted with my political views, but I've tried to keep a damper on it knowing how divided we've all become.  Still, the Compendium is strong, and powered by the suckage of George Norry, of which there is no limit.

"George Noory autopilot sound board"...

Further proof that Noory pays absolutely ZERO attention...

Oh Lord it just won't stop....

..."Holy fuck, this host is the dumbest fucktard ...

... Falkie, speak your mind man...

    Michael Maloof on the psycho and utter basket case that is Kim Jong Un.  He makes a move (as in launches something...anything...a ham sandwhich) and I will fully expect my government to sink his navy.  In one day.  No games.  No strongly worded U.N. letter.  Navy.  Gone.  I counted two times that Richard Smoley asked his own followup questions, and two times that George asked his "in all your years of research/study, what has been the most..." whatever question.  George also announced that coast insiders will be able to call and chat with him on his off time.  Yeah.  Just call and chat with George.  Interesting.  And whats with these callers that spoke to George two years ago and expect him to remember that conversation?  Liberals and conservatives are one thing, but for people like that there isn't a hope in Hades.

[Falkie2013]

I'm a descendant of Alexander Dumas who wrote The Three Musketeers.

Those movies based on his books have been very popular in all their incarnations since silent days.

Based on fact, but totally factual, NO.

I wish I had a nickel from every movie ticket and candy bar sold.

Snoory thinks because he sees something in a movie it must be true because he's seeing it on the screen.

Ghu only knows what he thought of films like Hangar 18, In Search of Historic Jesus, In Search or Noah's Ark, or Nostradamus : The Man Who Predicted Tomorrow narrated by Orson Welles.

And if someone came out with In Search of the Easter Bunny, he'd probably believe that too.

Nostradamus - The Man Who Saw Tomorrow Part 1

That Blue Turban fellow was such a snappy dresser too.

One other thing, yes, I am a part time Tea Party member.

But will continue to fight the good fight against the forces on both sides and on Wall Street and elsewhere who would drag this country down the tubes.

And that fight should be done by all right thinking people everywhere, no pun intended.

To fail to do so allows the elitists and power hungry to win and dominate all of us.



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[McPhallus]

Roy, I have to admit that I had you all wrong.  Now, having read all of your previous posts, I apologize for labeling you as a right winger. 

I loved seeing this line in your rather back-handed apology.  Classic.

[PB the Deplorable]

I think Noory tried to make a point in that, since the DaVinci Code was so popular "theres gotta be sumtin der". Man I wouldn't know where to start if I was listing things that were not real/factual but very popular...based on "research" on "factual history".

That reminds me of this one:

"Bigfoot may well be an extraterrestrial, because - remember Chewbacca?"
- George Noory



Yeah, Star Wars was popular, so dere mustuh been sumpthin' dere too.

[RedMichael]

Some radio hosts need to be an expert in something, especially if they have a specialized show. Other radio hosts need to approach their job like they know nothing and experience things along with the audience.


Noory thinks he is the former. Every time he says something like "That's right." it is either bs or just a way to cut off the guest politely and then give his expert opinion. I think he found out he would make more money being considered an "expert". More speaking engagements and the like.


But he is really the latter. If you kept track of all the "That's right"s, they would contradict each other, just like the guest's crazy theories. But it is by design.


The show has become like a shitty pop song where a team of people and the producer sit around and try to make the most generic song with the most appeal. That involves not challenging anything which would cause conflict and potentially cost viewers. It also involves studying the show's demographics and slightly hedging your viewpoints towards them. It is incredible how scary the words "Why?" and "How?" must be to him because of this.

[ShayP]

But he is really the latter. If you kept track of all the "That's right"s, they would contradict each other, just like the guest's crazy theories. But it is by design.


The show has become like a shitty pop song where a team of people and the producer sit around and try to make the most generic song with the most appeal. That involves not challenging anything which would cause conflict and potentially cost viewers. It also involves studying the show's demographics and slightly hedging your viewpoints towards them. It is incredible how scary the words "Why?" and "How?" must be to him because of this.

APPLAUSE!!!!  The 'pop song' reference is...in the words of Noory..."so true, so true." 

[ufogadfly]

Here's a fun example from tonight.. While asking about the "portal to hell" from today's news, George referred to the "nauseous fumes" at the entrance.

It's noxious George. Quite a coincidence actually since its a word that describes you perfectly.

Dammit, I hate to come to the jerk's defense, but he used "nauseous" correctly (probably only because he was reading somebody else's copy). Most folks use it meaning feeling sick to the stomach, but it's an adjective meaning causing nausea. And, like you say, he oughta know all about that.

[ufogadfly]

But he is really the latter. If you kept track of all the "That's right"s, they would contradict each other, just like the guest's crazy theories. But it is by design.

Kudos for highlighting this. I'm sure we've all noticed it many times over the years. Only things is, for it to be by design he'd have to be smarter than I think he is.

[ItsOver]

Tonights guest is actually decent but George has managed to turn this show into a suckathon the likes of which I haven't heard in.. well, nevermind.  But, I think he has asked every typical stupid question, made every usual idiotic remark, made several failed attempts at completing the guests thoughts, and somehow managed to fuck up numerous word pronounciations while making banal observations about evil, ouija boards, portals, etc, - all in one glorious suckfest.  Did I forget anything?

Just another night of Noory.  Glad I missed it all.  Too bad he's on this Sunday with the "who stepped on the cat" singers.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

Dammit, I hate to come to the jerk's defense, but he used "nauseous" correctly (probably only because he was reading somebody else's copy). Most folks use it meaning feeling sick to the stomach, but it's an adjective meaning causing nausea. And, like you say, he oughta know all about that.

Dammit, I hate words with multiple usages that give George more chance of accidentally using the correct one.  But, it seemed to me at the time that he was desperately grasping for the word noxious or toxic until he gave up and barfed out the word nauseous.  I apologize to George if I'm wrong and he meant to use the word correctly.  Happily though, I know he didn't so I'm good. haha

[Meanandnasty]

What really disturbs me is money, money and more money wanted from the Coast audience.  I think it is almost like a paranormal pimp. If you buy this you get this free.  If  you purchase this you are an insider, and who on the street wants to be an outsider.  There are commercials upon commercials.  I caught one the other night where he was hawking the gaiam show and then it went into identity theft.  You can work at home if you don't like that. See me! See me! Buy this! Buy this!  Pay for me! Pay for me! The bad thing is that you pay for it and then you realize that you don't even want to be his pal.

[NooryIsADouchebag]

 
    I counted two times that Richard Smoley asked his own followup questions, and two times that George asked his "in all your years of research/study, what has been the most..." whatever question.  George also announced that coast insiders will be able to call and chat with him on his off time.  Yeah.  Just call and chat with George.  Interesting.  And whats with these callers that spoke to George two years ago and expect him to remember that conversation?  Liberals and conservatives are one thing, but for people like that there isn't a hope in Hades.

Nice catches, I forgot about those.  It was really hard to keep up with all the suckages last night.  That show was a compendium in and of itself of damn near everything that sucks about George.  Each time I tried to write a comment, the resounding thud of 2 or more 3 blatant Nooryisms would assault my senses before I could finish my thought.

I wonder what would happen if one of us had one of these personal chats with George and politely offered him some of the great advice found on this thread. Is it even worth a shot? Did I even just ask such a stupid question?

[ItsOver]

.....I wonder what would happen if one of us had one of these personal chats with George and politely offered him some of the great advice found on this thread. Is it even worth a shot? Did I even just ask such a stupid question?

He'd just cut you off, as if it never happened.  Similar to what happens when a C2C guest mysteriously disappears, with no acknowledgement from Noory.  Do not question "The Wizzer of Odds."

[PB the Deplorable]

...  I wonder what would happen if one of us had one of these personal chats with George and politely offered him some of the great advice found on this thread. Is it even worth a shot? Did I even just ask such a stupid question?

Send him an email.  It's so funny when he responds with something that looks like it was typed by a chimp.  His favorite responses are 'low life', 'pond scum', 'get a life'. 

He's so bad at his job and acts like he isn't that it's just hilarious. 

[NowhereInTime]

Hi-yun-die.
Good one George...

I thought I was hallucinating when he said this!  How can anyone be this awful and have a national show?

[Lunger]

Dammit, I hate to come to the jerk's defense, but he used "nauseous" correctly (probably only because he was reading somebody else's copy). Most folks use it meaning feeling sick to the stomach, but it's an adjective meaning causing nausea. And, like you say, he oughta know all about that.

I disagree. 

If the subject is 'fumes' (i.e., "nauseous fumes) then the proper adjective would be "noxious".  'Nauseous' is a state of being and does not describe 'Fumes'.

Noory is an idiot!

[NooryIsADouchebag]

I disagree. 

If the subject is 'fumes' (i.e., "nauseous fumes) then the proper adjective would be "noxious".  'Nauseous' is a state of being and does not describe 'Fumes'.

Noory is an idiot!

That's what I thought too but I think ufogadfly may be right.  I did a search and it looks like nauseous can also be used as an adjective even though most normal people don't use it that way.  But whatever... it doesn't change the fact that George is a first-order idiot.