George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Roy Hinkley]

Wow, take a look at the website for International Metaphysical University.  What a huge load of crap.  Over $5,000 for a phony degree from them.

I just lost any respect for Dolan with his taking advantage of intelligence-challenged people at International Metaphysical University.

[Roy Hinkley]

Snoory can't even tell a fake movie is fake - what a turdmuffin.

[Mr. Hanky]

Wow, take a look at the website for International Metaphysical University.  What a huge load of crap.  Over $5,000 for a phony degree from them.

I just lost any respect for Dolan with his taking advantage of intelligence-challenged people at International Metaphysical University.

Yeah. Richard "Dick" Dolan is another turd. He teaches a “Introduction to Ufology” for $425.00 on his website. Hahahahahaha!!!!
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[Roy Hinkley]

Yeah. Richard "Dick" Dolan is another turd. He teaches a “Introduction to Ufology” for $425.00 on his website. Hahahahahaha!!!!
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I truly don't know how some of these people sleep at night.  They take advantage of people who are in search of meaning, belonging, and are lonely.  They are vulnerable and believe these hucksters and pay good money for fabricated materials that are not worth two cents, let alone the $ some of them charge.

[Mr. Hanky]

I truly don't know how some of these people sleep at night.  They take advantage of people who are in search of meaning, belonging, and are lonely.  They are vulnerable and believe these hucksters and pay good money for fabricated materials that are not worth two cents, let alone the $ some of them charge.

I think that low-life talk show hosts like Noory provide easy conduits for these "experts" to come on and justify that what they are providing as some sort of "educational service" to people, and that simply asking for major money in return for a bullshit course like an "Introduction to Ufology" is justifiable because of the national exposure of Noory's show.

[Mr. Hanky]

Now George is just making up shit. He tells his guest that the reason they froze Ted Williams' head was to clone him a new body in the future when the technology becomes available and download his "memory" into the new body. I call bullshit. No scientist or anyone else involved with the Williams cryo story stated this.

Noory, the Ultimate Bullshit Artist.

[Roy Hinkley]

I think that low-life talk show hosts like Noory provide easy conduits for these "experts" to come on and justify that what they are providing as some sort of "educational service" to people, and that simply asking for major money in return for a bullshit course like an "Introduction to Ufology" is justifiable because of the national exposure of Noory's show.

Yep.  And especially since Georgie won't challenge anyone at all, he legitimizes all the guests on the same level.  He treats a "Dr." Louis Touri the same as a real doctor like Michio Kaku.  Some of the listeners, God knows why, trust Georgie and get taken because of it.  Like the other night when someone called in and asked Georgie about the work at home ad.  They figure if he says something or endorses something it must be okay.  He fumbled some generic response, but didn't really answer the question.   Scary that he has so much power and is not intelligent enough, or principled enough, to take a stand once in a while and put his foot down on what is clearly BS...

[Mr. Hanky]

Scary that he has so much power and is not intelligent enough, or principled enough, to take a stand once in a while and put his foot down on what is clearly BS...

Because Noory loves $. It's as simple as that.

[Roy Hinkley]

Noory, the Ultimate Bullshit Artist.

As Snoorge would say, "Ya got that right".  He is such a slimy car salesman BS'er.  Just on looks alone I would not trust a guy like Georgie.  Then once you hear him, case closed that he is such a BS'er just oozing snake oil from his very pores.  I've run across people like Georgie in life and they are just dirty and creepy.  I just can't wait to go home and shower after talking with them.  Never believe a word they say, as they only look out for their own interests, etc., etc., etc.... The worst part is when they think they are smarter than they actually are.  That can be annoying, but also fun to mess with them.

[Roy Hinkley]

So there are 12 people on here - come on guys and gals, join in the fun of roasting our least favorite talk show host...

[RedMichael]

They mutilated Ted's head and body. Do a search, it is crazy. They played golf with his and and a baseball bat.

[PB the Deplorable]

... the other night when someone called in and asked Georgie about the work at home ad.  They figure if he says something or endorses something it must be okay.  He fumbled some generic response, but didn't really answer the question...

He used to claim that he wouldn't have a sponsor if he didn't personally check it out and make sure it was something beneficial to his listeners.  Or something like that.  In his most sincere radio guy voice.

I think it's just something he decides to say that sounds good, but when a new sponsor comes on and he's doing the voice over he's just thinking about the money. 

[Mr. Hanky]

So there are 12 people on here - come on guys and gals, join in the fun of roasting our least favorite talk show host...

Roasting Noory requires less effort than breathing. He is a quote machine. And for all the wrong reasons.

[PB the Deplorable]

As Snoorge would say, "Ya got that right".  He is such a slimy car salesman BS'er.  Just on looks alone I would not trust a guy like Georgie.  Then once you hear him, case closed that he is such a BS'er just oozing snake oil from his very pores.  I've run across people like Georgie in life and they are just dirty and creepy.  I just can't wait to go home and shower after talking with them.  Never believe a word they say, as they only look out for their own interests, etc., etc., etc.... The worst part is when they think they are smarter than they actually are.  That can be annoying, but also fun to mess with them.

And on top of all that, he's such an odd creature.  Watch a few minutes of video, he's jerky, fidgety, strange hand gestures - he moves the same way he talks, it's all just a little bit off.

[Mr. Hanky]

They mutilated Ted's head and body. Do a search, it is crazy. They played golf with his and and a baseball bat.

I know. I remember the Ted Williams' stories from years ago and the people that worked at Alcor Labs and what they did with his head. Some sick shit. But, Noory still fucked up with his story about cloning Williams and transfering his mind to the new body. Nhever was discussed. Just some shit he made up, as usual.

[Mr. Hanky]

And on top of all that, he's such an odd creature.  Watch a few minutes of video, he's jerky, fidgety, strange hand gestures - he moves the same way he talks, it's all just a little bit off.

Sort of the unusual movement you would expect with the mechanical Men in Black. Hmmm...

[Mr. Hanky]

When Noory has his mind downloaded into a robot in the future, he will look like this:

[MDL5676]

Wow, did the Snooron REALLY just say that his "TV" show Beyond Belief is "taking the world by storm"?? Sometimes I'm torn between which school of thought I feel is most likely to be true... Is George just completely oblivious to his own suckage and in his own mind really believes that he is doing a great job and basically suffering from delusions of grandeur? (I.e. greatly over estimating his own singing ability, thinking he's "clever" with his ridiculous, lame & juvenile April Fool's jokes, trying to portray himself as some sort of "celebrity",etc)?? Of is he aware that his show is horrible but his severe narcissism simply won't allow him to accept the fact that he has once again failed (just as he has done so many times before in his life) and so he goes into denial mode and essentially creates his own alternate reality instead...

Either way, Noory sucks, HAS always sucked, and WILL always suck.  Like my Dad used to say: "A tiger can't change it stripes" and "You can't shine a turd"

-NOORY SUCKS-

NOORY SUCKS

[Mr. Hanky]

Either way, Noory sucks, HAS always sucked, and WILL always suck.  Like my Dad used to say: "A tiger can't change it stripes" and "You can't shine a turd"

-NOORY SUCKS-

NOORY SUCKS

Actually, if you have plenty of fiber in your diet, you can shine a turd. Eat plenty of Special K cereal and get back to me.

[RedMichael]

A storm of ineptness.


I like the old time crooner songs but not when he plays them because it irritates me that he thinks he can sing and probably compares himself to them.

[George Drooly]

"Alheimer's disease"
"abbly to"

Dude needs a new vat-grown tongue

[Falkie2013]

When Noory has his mind downloaded into a robot in the future, he will look like this:

First of all, you're insulting Twiki.


Second, when Art was on he tended to have people with some kind of background in the field of UFOlogy, the paranormal, physics and the like.


Snoory finds people you've never heard of and never want to hear again.


Still no Fort Schlock.


Tonights secret number is 4. It does come up in the Lotto.


I can't believe how FAT the numbers lady got. Sheesh. I take it all back.


And once again, George Noory Sucks.

[Mr. Hanky]

First of all, you're insulting Twiki.

"biddi-biddi-biddi" .

[Juan]

No matter, it would be a shame to lose the insight of Sardondi.

Agreed.

[WOTR]

No matter, it would be a shame to lose the insight of Sardondi.

I notice that many of my favourite posters seem to be posting a little less.  It is a shame and I am hoping that like Sardondi, most are just taking temporary leave. 

Some days our tolerance is lower than others.

So true... sometimes everybody needs a break.  Take care.

[valdez]

...And he does "8 hours" of show prep?? 

Wow, did the Snooron REALLY just say that his "TV" show Beyond Belief is "taking the world by storm"??

     Yeah, he said that.  Christianity, the internet, hula hoops, Walking Dead (strangely satisfying season finale); these have taken the world by storm.  I understand the concept and use of "hype," but this is beyond....belief.  Did "eight hour prep boy" ever get around to asking Robert Harken a question about his book?  He did, however, clear up many mysteries with "Space.  Time travel.  What about it?"  On the other side of that index card is the "Star Wars.  Chubacca.  Whaddaya think?" that we all know and love.  Richard Dolan mentioned that ole' tale of Richard Nixon showing Jackie Gleason the bodies of dead aliens kept at an airbase.  If done right, that story would make for a cool, low budget, independent, flick.

 

"Well I'll be damned..."

[ItsOver]

"Obama announces new scientific initiative to map Noory's brain. Says it will cost $200Mil to do so."

The map of Noory's brain.

[margoloo]

Is it just me or does George seem bitterly disappointed that NK hasn't nuked us yet.  Every day!  We have to hear the same fear mongering.  "Wha, we can't jus lettem get away with ut, can we?" 

As for Dolan....... his credibility is going, going.......gone. 

[ziznak]

"Alheimer's disease"
"abbly to"

Dude needs a new vat-grown tongue

OMG his mush mouth was on steroids last night.  My first laugh came somewhat early after I tuned in when good ol Jorch, and im not making this up, totally fucked up his very own commercial by mispronouncing "genealogy."  It was not long after this that he bestowed upon us his obviously trained pronunciation of "Alzheimer's."
"Alll-HIME-urrrrrrs"
Ya know he really wants to say "old-timers"

[Neil]

I thought I heard Alheimer's...glad to know I'm not losing my mind, afterall.