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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

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Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2017, 12:21:01 AM
That would cause me to leave too. Sounds unsettling.

It was very unsettling. It wouldn't have affected me like it did if I had experienced something like that before. This sounds stupid since we are listening to Noory but at the same time, I felt an overwhelming sense of evil.  I've never felt anything like that before either.

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:28:11 AM
So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

lol.  I know right .  Of course maybe their sense of smell is different and to them, dirty smells good.

GravitySucks

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:28:11 AM
So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

They must check out interdimensionally. We never find any dead bodies.

WTF!  Another bad song.  This is 'Murica, Jorch.  Go to France if you want play French bumpers.

GravitySucks

Maybe these are songs from George's glee club days.

Zenman

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:24:22 AM
Yeah she was saying that they're trying to get us to "evolve".  Well jeez how about a little more direction?  Also I'm not really sure how to evolve myself, even if someone ordered me to do it.

I'm thinking we're their entertainment channel for sure, if anything. It would explain a lot. The Earthlings Are Hilarious Channel, or something similar.

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 28, 2017, 12:37:13 AM
Maybe these are songs from George's glee club days.

He could at least play good French bumpers.  I'm trying to think of one but I can't think of one now.  Not sure if this one passes muster but it is the closest I can get.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dsxtImDVMig


zeebo

"Sometheen's happening out there!"  (by Linda's interviewee, though, so just a half-drink).

Zenman

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:43:48 AM
"Sometheen's happening out there!"  (by Linda's interviewee, though, so just a half-drink).

[half-glug]




zeebo

Expect a "thunderbird" question from George at break.  ;)

zeebo

I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)

Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:56:09 AM
I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)
George Noory Sucks !     ;)    ;D
(Just had to throw that in there.)


Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 12:56:09 AM
I swear he asked Linda these same two questions last time, and the time before that:  "Where do you find your stories?" and "What drives you?"  He barely talks during these shows but still finds ways to be redundant.  ::)

LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

zeebo

George seems kinda sentimental about Linda tonite.  I'm getting that "Dream Lover" vibe.

GravitySucks

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 28, 2017, 01:00:56 AM
LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

I would love to hear Siri take on JC.

TigerLily

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 28, 2017, 01:00:56 AM
LOL. I know.  I'm convinced Siri could replace Jorch and we would have a greater variety of questions.

Better pronunciation too


Quote from: zeebo on April 28, 2017, 01:04:59 AM
George seems kinda sentimental about Linda tonite.  I'm getting that "Dream Lover" vibe.

I actually like that one.  Bobby D is alright with me.  But yeah, I catch your drift. :D



zeebo

Quote from: TigerLily on April 28, 2017, 01:09:13 AM
Jorch's Heart is on Fire! lol

Poor Linda's got a massive head cold ... but old Georgie is still puttin on the heat!


zeebo

Barry from NC ... still stalking Cornelius ... and now following George all over the west coast.

Flying 3000 miles to see Jorch.  Ughhh!  I might do that to see ELO or Pink Floyd but Jorch? 

TigerLily


My boyfriend! 💖  Still not buying a book


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