George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Zenman]

I'd say Jorch is 98% moron and 2% turkee sammiches.

Not necessary to insult morons and turkee sammiches.

[21st Century Man]

These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

[GravitySucks]

These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

[21st Century Man]

Jorch must have been beaten on a daily basis in the boys restroom by the cool kids in his high school.  Too bad it didn't help any.

lol, I know.  My parents had far hipper tastes in music than Jorch and they were like 20 years older.

[TigerLily]

Hi, TL.    Yeah that tune had me gagging.

Hi sweetie. Quelque fromage. Can't you just see Linda rolling her eyes during these bumpers?

[Zenman]

These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

And Whitley.

[TigerLily]

Jorch must have been beaten on a daily basis in the boys restroom by the cool kids in his high school.  Too bad it didn't help any.

But it might explain his obvious drain bamage

[PB the Deplorable]

... the cool kids in his high school...

[ItsOver]

These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. Budd Hopkins knew better and Jacobson does too.

So do a bunch of cows.

[TigerLily]

And Whitley.

Yep. Whitley found out the hard way. So to speak

Ok. Now this is cool bumper music

[21st Century Man]

I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

Yeah, I know what you mean.  The thing is I had it happen to me one time. Just the one time.  I second guess myself but it happened.  It was strange.  You don't actually hear it with your ears but into your mind comes a voice.  In my case, it was a mocking laugh.  Scared the shit out of me.

[GravitySucks]

If aliens could use a mind link, I think it would all be in visual images. Not words in a language we could understand.

[21st Century Man]

Hi sweetie. Quelque fromage. Can't you just see Linda rolling her eyes during these bumpers?

Oh god, yes.  Thank goodness this latest bumper was good.  Always liked Joe Jackson.

[TigerLily]

I get really suspicious when a guest says that aliens contacted them and spoke to them in their mind. Sounds too much like schizophrenia to me.

What if being schizophrenic just means being tuned into the Alien Channel?

[GravitySucks]

Yeah, I know what you mean.  The thing is I had it happen to me one time, just the one time.  I second guess myself but it happened.  It was strange.  You don't actually hear it with your ears but into your mind comes a voice.  In my case, it was a mocking laugh.  Scared the shit out of me.

I have had it happen a few times. Not with aliens. I attributed it to God. Noone can ever tell me otherwise. I just knew. I wish it happened more often to tell you the truth.

[ItsOver]

Linda says the magic words "high strangeness."  Take a drink.

[Zenman]

I love high strangeness, even tho a lot of it is pretty gruesome.  [glug]

[GravitySucks]

What if being schizophrenic just means being tuned into the Alien Channel?

Hope they don't have as many commercials as C2C.

[ItsOver]

Hope they don't have as many commercials as C2C.

Hahaha.  Just what I need.  Carnivora commercials living in my head.

[GravitySucks]

Hahaha.  Just what I need.  Carnivora commercials living in my head.

Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Wonder if Flo & Progressive would cover you if you had a Bigfoot collision in your car?

[21st Century Man]

I have had it happen a few times. Not with aliens. I attributed it to God. Noone can ever tell me otherwise. I just knew. I wish it happened more often to tell you the truth.

In my case, I believe it was a member of God's opposition.  I was investigating an allegedly haunted place in St. Augustine where a murder took place. An old sports bar that had mob connections but had been abandoned.  I skeedaddled as I was by myself and it was night.

People talk about hearing God or the Holy Spirit and I would love to experience that but so far, no dice.

[GravitySucks]

In my case, I believe it was a member of God's opposition.  I was investigating an allegedly haunted place in St. Augustine where a murder took place. An old sports bar that had mob connections but had been abandoned.  I skeedaddled as I was by myself and it was night.

That would cause me to leave too. Sounds unsettling.

[Zenman]

Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.

Lol. David Bowie and Devo.

[ItsOver]

Bet they play David Bowie bumpers tho.

That would be cool.

[zeebo]

These hybrids, hubrids or whatever they are are not good.  LMH needs to get off this notion that the aliens are here to help us. ...

Yeah she was saying that they're trying to get us to "evolve".  Well jeez how about a little more direction?  Also I'm not really sure how to evolve myself, even if someone ordered me to do it.

[zeebo]

So bigfoots can shapeshift and travel interdimensionally .. but given the reports, they apparently can't take showers or get a decent haircut.

[ItsOver]

Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

[zeebo]

Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

Ok, and another if we hear For Your Eyes Only.

[SomeVelvetMorning]

Sumptheens going on!  Take a drink.

I'll have a black cherry super beets shaken; not stirred please.