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George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

Started by MV/Liberace!, April 06, 2008, 12:23:02 AM

Can Noory pronounce anything correctly?

No
No

GravitySucks

Quote from: Zenman on April 17, 2017, 11:01:58 PM
Hey Sandman, good to see you.

Nuke-yhi-lure doesn't bother me as much as my neighbor who says "real-i-tor". His son's a realtor, who I wish would tell him there's no "i" in realtor. And why am I concerning with stuff like this when NK is about to nuke our air craft carriers?

When he first started, he did say that the North Vietnamese were going to nuke the korean peninsula.

Now he says the North Koreans don't have an airborne capability.

He really must have the ear of the guys in the Pacific Fleet. I bet they don't make a move until they hear from the TRV Troll.

Zenman

Quote from: TigerLily on April 17, 2017, 10:04:36 PM
If I were going to call in I would ask Major Ed/Dr. Doom how he liked living in Ukraine since it was so safe and WHERE'S ART'S GOLD!?!  >:(   ;)

TL, don't forget to ask who he thinks moved the Iron Butterfly's drummer's body from a grave in Montana to a van in a canyon in L.A.

NoMoreNoory

No mention of Ukraine or the mail-order bride he had clutched in a death-grip in that memorable pic. Did she buy herself out of her contract?

GravitySucks

This is why he wouldn't answer George's question about the Fossett plane crash.
Nice deflection.


http://trueorfalsewebsite.blogspot.com/2008/11/ed-dames-and-steve-fossett-crash.html?m=1

Quote from: NoMoreNoory on April 17, 2017, 11:23:02 PM
No mention of Ukraine or the mail-order bride he had clutched in a death-grip in that memorable pic. Did she buy herself out of her contract?

My guess is she thought Ed would bring in the gold if not for Art then for her but after a couple of years she got wise and dumped him.

Zenman

Quote from: GravitySucks on April 17, 2017, 11:09:15 PM

He really must have the ear of the guys in the Pacific Fleet. I bet they don't make a move until they hear from the TRV Troll.

Scary thought. I guess no worse tho than when Reagan got astrological advice from Nancy.

Ed is such a dick.  This from Facebook.

Heidi Walloschek: Sadly some of us can not afford to come to your shows.

Major Ed Dames: That's why I have spent years teaching students how to use RV to generate funds in order to prepare for the Killshot.

Quote from: Zenman on April 17, 2017, 11:01:58 PM
Hey Sandman, good to see you.

Nuke-yhi-lure doesn't bother me as much as my neighbor who says "real-i-tor". His son's a realtor, who I wish would tell him there's no "i" in realtor. And why am I concerning with stuff like this when NK is about to nuke our air craft carriers?
Lol - yeah.
Hey good to see you too.
I started hearing that on commercials a couple of years ago. Man, that's annoying.
Kim Jong Eunuch is compensating for something, me-thinks.  ;)      ;D

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on April 17, 2017, 11:59:20 PM
Lol - yeah.
Hey good to see you too.
I started hearing that on commercials a couple of years ago. Man, that's annoying.
Kim Jong Eunuch is compensating for something, me-thinks.  ;)      ;D

LOL I pity any poor woman who becomes the object of Kim Jong's affections.  Can you imagine having that fat pig on top of you?

Oh man.  This is the idiot that said ghosts can't exist because CERN can't find them.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ghosts-brian-cox-large-hadron-collider-cern-real-truth-standard-model-physics-a7598026.html

I have no use for a person let alone a scientist who makes this kind of stupid declarative statement.  I'll give him a few minutes.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 18, 2017, 12:06:21 AM
LOL I pity any poor woman who becomes the object of Kim Jong's affections.  Can you imagine having that fat pig on top of you?


comaphobe

Just launched the Winamp shuttle via KSCO 1080 Santa Cruz. I am expecting nothing less than being fully disappointed.

Why is Dave dropping "Coast To Coast" every 3 words in this interview? He speaks like he is finishing off a txt message. It's like he's not even there. There is no substance brought to the table. His responses so far have been "Yes!" and i think more "Yes!".

Only about 90 seconds in and the show already has a pasteurized taste to it. I already feel brain dead and exhausted.

Zenman

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 18, 2017, 12:15:52 AM
Oh man.  This is the idiot that said ghosts can't exist because CERN can't find them.

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/science/ghosts-brian-cox-large-hadron-collider-cern-real-truth-standard-model-physics-a7598026.html

I have no use for a person let alone a scientist who makes this kind of stupid declarative statement.  I'll give him a few minutes.

Yeah, I have a little trouble too with a somewhat self-righteous statement like that. And the Limey accent doesn't help either, lol.

Quote from: Zenman on April 18, 2017, 12:30:01 AM
Yeah, I have a little trouble too with a somewhat self-righteous statement like that. And the Limey accent doesn't help either, lol.

He's not bugging me as much as I thought he might.  However, I have to note that many scientists of Cox's stripe tend to have notorious tunnel vision and can't see beyond their theories.  Whilst we laugh at Noory's constant repetitious questioning of what came before the Big Bang, it is not a stupid question in and of itself and science really has no answer yet.

Quote from: comaphobe on April 18, 2017, 12:27:00 AM
Just launched the Winamp shuttle via KSCO 1080 Santa Cruz. I am expecting nothing less than being fully disappointed.

Why is Dave dropping "Coast To Coast" every 3 words in this interview? He speaks like he is finishing off a txt message. It's like he's not even there. There is no substance brought to the table. His responses so far have been "Yes!" and i think more "Yes!".

Only about 90 seconds in and the show already has a pasteurized taste to it. I already feel brain dead and exhausted.
Dave is so lazy that he's not even phoning in his questions anymore. He's testing out a new voice-bot that just spouts random non-sense from the snoory sound board. That fucker is off in a bar somewhere tossing back a few pints. How would anyone know the difference ?  :o

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 17, 2017, 10:32:18 PM
One can only hope.

[The Farewell Tour]

Where's he going, back to the safety of the Ukraine?

Heh,  I wrote whilst.  Pud's getting in my head though I do tend to prefer how Brits spell words like colour.

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 18, 2017, 12:45:29 AM
He's not bugging me as much as I thought he might.  However, I have to note that many scientists of Cox's stripe tend to have notorious tunnel vision and can't see beyond their theories.  Whilst we laugh at Noory's constant repetitious questioning of what came before the Big Bang, it is not a stupid question in and of itself and science really has no answer yet.
He needs to transition on to discussing paradox.  Which is a lot more mysterious than asking what came before.  Because, i hate to pop his bubble but what came before that, and that, and that back and back and backward in time.  You just cant fixate on what came before, unless you also then focus on what precdeded it, and the previous it, etc...

Our minds are limited.

Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 18, 2017, 12:53:25 AM
Where's he going, back to the safety of the Ukraine?

LOL.  My guess is he has tapped out the females there so my guess is maybe Sri Lanka as it is doubtful anyone has heard of Dames there.  It sounds like he has an ambition to be abducted by aliens probably so he won't have to make any more alimony payments.

Don't worry there will be a Farewell Tour: Part Two.  There always is.

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on April 18, 2017, 12:48:13 AM
Dave is so lazy that he's not even phoning in his questions anymore. He's testing out a new voice-bot that just spouts random non-sense from the snoory sound board. That fucker is off in a bar somewhere tossing back a few pints. How would anyone know the difference ?  :o
Ed Dames would know the difference because did you hear Ed say he and Dave could drink a lot together and Dave was not gracious in his response?! 


Quote from: PB the Deplorable on April 18, 2017, 12:59:58 AM
One and done?

I thought there was two or three but I lost track.  I don't see how anybody could remain married to that con artist.

Zenman

Quote from: (Sandman) Logan-5 on April 18, 2017, 12:48:13 AM
Dave is so lazy that he's not even phoning in his questions anymore. He's testing out a new voice-bot that just spouts random non-sense from the snoory sound board. That fucker is off in a bar somewhere tossing back a few pints. How would anyone know the difference ?  :o

We can verify if it's still live by the call-ins, like we used to with Hoagland.

Quote from: comaphobe on April 18, 2017, 12:27:00 AM
... Why is Dave dropping "Coast To Coast" every 3 words in this interview? He speaks like he is finishing off a txt message. It's like he's not even there. There is no substance brought to the table. His responses so far have been "Yes!" and i think more "Yes!"...

Coast is like Snooringer's cat, it's both alive and dead

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 18, 2017, 12:45:29 AM
...Whilst we laugh at Noory's constant repetitious questioning of what came before the Big Bang, it is not a stupid question in and of itself and science really has no answer yet.

What bugs me is:

1) Just because scientists are investigating it, and have a working theory, it does not mean they can explain the mind-boggling nature of everything past and present in the universe. 

2) There are so many other interesting topics that would be neat to learn more about, that astronomers actually have a pretty good understanding of .. say the life cycle of stars, the amazing variety of planets recently discovered, the way relativity works in practice, how quantum physics explains so much of our material world, etc.

3) He never asks about actual ongoing space missions, that would require about a half hour of browsing nasa.gov.  What's Cassini up to?  Are the Mars rovers still going?  Where's New Horizons?  How far has Voyager made it?

GravitySucks

According to this website, Dames junped on the Courtney Browne Hale-Bopp story and said that a cylinder containing a plant based pathogen woukd fall to earth from Hale-Bopp.

No wonder he didn't want to answer that caller's question.

http://www.ufowatchdog.com/ed_dames_2.htm

zeebo

Quote from: 21st Century Man on April 18, 2017, 12:54:04 AM
Heh,  I wrote whilst.  Pud's getting in my head though I do tend to prefer how Brits spell words like colour.

I had to force myself to stop writing 'favourite'.  It just looks better, but browser doesn't like it.  A little U.S.-centric, this spell-checker is.

Quote from: zeebo on April 18, 2017, 01:15:21 AM
I had to force myself to stop writing 'favourite'.  It just looks better, but browser doesn't like it.  A little U.S.-centric, this spell-checker is.

LOL.  The ou in those words add more colour to them.  :P

TigerLily


Fermi paradox. How would aliens consider there can be intelligent life on Earth when the aliens would pick up sNoory on radio waves

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