George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jojo]

come on man, be better than this

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Good job!  Great minds think alike!  Spank, spank, Jackcrank!

[ItsOver]

...George doesn't even try to guess, he doesn't even understand how to play the game, the mystery guest gave him obvious clues and George still couldn't offer a guess,...

awful show keeps getting more awful.

Again, that would be the only reason to listen to another Snorge snoozefest, for the unintentional humor.  Snorge with his usual incompetent boobery. 

[ItsOver]

oh they've now got a produced commercial for ParanormalDate.com with actors and everything. Everything associated with this show smells of old people and mothballs, this commercial could have been played on Fibber McGee and Molly's radio program.

There is a little skit between a man and woman who checking each other out on Paranormal Date, the woman coyly tells the man 'oh you alien chasing flirt! but ... i like it!'

who owns Paranormal Date? Another crappy venture by the brain trust at Dannheiser Wagner Inc?

I'm too lazy to research it, at the moment, but if I recall correctly, all these Snoory dating scams, Paranormal, Conspiracy, etc. are all just based upon some overall, preexisting generic internet dating site.

[albrecht]

I'm too lazy to research it, at the moment, but if I recall correctly, all these Snoory dating scams, Paranormal, Conspiracy, etc. are all just based upon some overall, preexisting generic internet dating site.

Yeah, which likely is really is a data-mining operation and I recall some people reporting that such sites really make their money by selling that the information to various companies for ads, solicitations, political fundraising, clickbait, debt collection, and so on.

[ItsOver]

Yeah, which likely is really is a data-mining operation and I recall some people reporting that such sites really make their money by selling that the information to various companies for ads, solicitations, political fundraising, clickbait, debt collection, and so on.

That, too.  Noory's money-making dating scheme is just a thinly veiled "portal" into a primary dating site, from what I recall.

[At the stroke of midnight]

Behind the secret door is such a clunky concept, I propose a more interesting concept: Behind The Door Of Secret Shame. This could include guests from George's long and storied past, who have the goods on him. Instead of guessing who is behind the door, George must guess what vile debauchery from his past the guest is about to reveal. I'm sure there's plenty of people who could guest on this show, even if it was only someone he met for a few moments years ago. The guest would first have to say where the event took place.

[ItsOver]

Behind the secret door is such a clunky concept, I propose a more interesting concept: Behind The Door Of Secret Shame. This could include guests from George's long and storied past, who have the goods on him. Instead of guessing who is behind the door, George must guess what vile debauchery from his past the guest is about to reveal. I'm sure there's plenty of people who could guest on this show, even if it was only someone he met for a few moments years ago. The guest would first have to say where the event took place.

Oh, my.  Jorch would be at risk of having Ma Noory shut down his cookie supply.   "Bad boy, Jorchy!"

[albrecht]

Oh, my.  Jorch would be at risk of having Ma Noory shut down his cookie supply.   "Bad boy, Jorchy!"

Ha. Eyebrows very prominent almost even Aquino-like at a such young age!

[CronkitesGhost]

Oh, my.  Jorch would be at risk of having Ma Noory shut down his cookie supply.   "Bad boy, Jorchy!"

god damn he's the Arab Eddie Munster.

i bet his back is a mat of thick hair.

[21st Century Man]

Behind the secret door is such a clunky concept, I propose a more interesting concept: Behind The Door Of Secret Shame. This could include guests from George's long and storied past, who have the goods on him. Instead of guessing who is behind the door, George must guess what vile debauchery from his past the guest is about to reveal. I'm sure there's plenty of people who could guest on this show, even if it was only someone he met for a few moments years ago. The guest would first have to say where the event took place.

I prefer Behind The Green Door!

[Dateline]

Yes, they should have She'-She' behind the secret door and then some of Norry's little secrets will be revealed.

[Jojo]

George, When people die "in their sleep", it sometimes wakes them up.  READ THIS.

[Jojo]

I prefer Behind The Green Door!

Welcome back.

[Jojo]

The guest said if we think about a loved one, they will hear our thoughts. 
1.  Does that mean they hear any of our thoughts which they might be curious about?
2.  If many people are thinking about a deceased loved one all at the same time, like at a funeral, which person's thoughts will the spirit "hear" and in what order?  You can't hear many streams at once or they'll be garbled.

[Jojo]

Yes, they should have She'-She' behind the secret door and then some of Norry's little secrets will be revealed.

Or... you could just tell us....

[ItsOver]

The guest said if we think about a loved one, they will hear our thoughts. 
1.  Does that mean they hear any of our thoughts which they might be curious about?

Yes.  You're in big trouble, especially with Jim.



2.  If many people are thinking about a deceased loved one all at the same time, like at a funeral, which person's thoughts will the spirit "hear" and in what order?  You can't hear many streams at once or they'll be garbled.

Your thoughts will always be first, of course.  Hot, steamy, misogynistic-related thoughts always come first.   

[Uncle Duke]

I prefer Behind The Green Door!

Several years ago didn't George have a C2C female guest (a witch, medium or some other woo type) who had been a porn actress and/or a stripper? 

[expat]

TONIGHT
1 - bigfoot
2 - woo-woo lady

I'll be on BBC World Service.

[ACE of CLUBS]

"What we've got here is failure to communicate . . . "

[CronkitesGhost]

Peter Davenport cracks me up. I like how he concludes each homespun UFO sighting story with 'a very interesting report George'. i swear he calls in using one of these

[CronkitesGhost]

Poor George, they removed his profile from Paranormal Date for Seniors when he hit 70 and added it to Paranormal Date for The Incontinent. That's gotta be a blow to the ego for someone so youthful looking and handsome.

[CronkitesGhost]

another winner of a show. George is doing an interview with an 'entity' named Golden Arrow who is channeled by one of Coast's stock middle aged lady wackadoodle con artist mediums. Interesting artistic decision by Jorch, he is interviewing the entity like the entity is a 4 year old and Jorch is Fred Rogers. Golden Arrow sounds suspiciously a lot like the guest but there's an accent that shifts from British to Irish to Indian to god knows what. Jorch asked Golden Arrow how old she/he is -  the charlatan .. er .. i mean the medium, stumbled a bit then decided the entity doesn't have an age telling Jorch 'hmm ... age ... there is no age with an energetic field of reference ' LOL and Noory goes along with this fraud.

hahahahahahaha the absurdity -  he just came back from commercial and asks Golden Arrow  'Are you ready to take some calls from our listeners Golden Arrow?'  Golden Arrow for some reason answers back in the most racist minstrel show southern black accent 'AB-THO-LOOT-ALLY!' 

i love these shows that are over the top. When I hear these charlatans pretending an entity is speaking through them all I can think is these are people who are too lazy to learn ventriloquism.

Get that guy on again who channels 'Seth' - one of my favorite Coast charlatans.

[ItsOver]

Oh, the curse of waking up in the middle of the night and turning on lame Jorch for some raised eye brows and laughs.  Man, was that a joke .  :  "Golden Arrow?"  Apparently, even Golden Arrow thought Jorch is pretty stupid and/ or deaf.  "Do you understand?" 

Of course, Jorch had to ask his usual question about the Big Bang, to be rewarded with a suitably lame answer. Kill me now.

[ItsOver]

Peter Davenport cracks me up. I like how he concludes each homespun UFO sighting story with 'a very interesting report George'. i swear he calls in using one of these

Interesting article.  Davenport lives in an old ICBM silo, formerly occupied by a murderer, in the middle of nowhere.

https://www.seattleweekly.com/news/peter-davenport-believes-in-ufos/

[Juan]

Tommee last night was pimping the coming live show.  He said they would be playing music for the audience to dance in their seats to. Then he said it would be 40s music and Bebop.

Really, Tommee?  Bebop? You’re going to play Bird and Miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VInmvMEEb-w

[Dateline]

Even after his recent birthday, Norry is still leading Team Grampers Pamers.  You go Norry!!!!!!!!

[Dateline]

Tommee last night was pimping the coming live show.  He said they would be playing music for the audience to dance in their seats to. Then he said it would be 40s music and Bebop.

Really, Tommee?  Bebop? You’re going to play Bird and Miles?

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VInmvMEEb-w

Now, really how many people were alive and young when that music was vibrant.  I really do not think they are going to run to the floor and do the swing in couples all across the floor.  Yeah.

I'm LOL as I think about this.  It is just too entertaining, and as they say on the air, a ton of fun.

[Dateline]

https://youtu.be/SKp1HKM_4TY

[ItsOver]

Now, really how many people were alive and young when that music was vibrant.  I really do not think they are going to run to the floor and do the swing in couples all across the floor.  Yeah.

I'm LOL as I think about this.  It is just too entertaining, and as they say on the air, a ton of fun.

Could be worse.  Tommee could be playing the best of Lawrence Welk, at Jorch's request.

[ItsOver]

The C2C summary of the second half laugh.

"In the latter half, channeler Alexandra McColm discussed her journey in which she discovered she could channel a group of non-physical beings known as Golden Arrow. She now uses her gift to facilitate Golden Arrow's teachings to humanity. Alexandra described growing up living in a cult in California and how this impacted her. Later, she met the trance channeler Grace Wittenberger Loehr, who channeled an entity named Dr. John Christopher Daniels, an overseer of the Akashic Records. In a session with another channeler, the communication from "Dr. Peebles," who spoke in an Irish brogue, was replaced by a new voice that said to Alexandra, "We are Golden Arrow, and we would like for you to channel us."

Golden Arrow, she explained, could be thought of as an ageless universal consciousness that has never lived in a human body. They teach intentions and declarations, and how to lead a better life, she continued, and can consult with an individual's spirit guides, as well as "shift cellular memory." During the last hour, Alexandra spoke with a light accent as Golden Arrow, while George and callers posed questions.Humanity's search for truth continues from one incarnation or lifetime to the next, Golden Arrow proclaimed, as people often aren't able to fully recognize the non-physical or spiritual source of their being."

Ha!  Stay away from cults and light accents.  Another Jorch classhic show.  :