George Noory Sucks! - The Definitive Compendium

[Jojo]

I thought you liked Obama.

[Jojo]

GEORGE STOP PLAYING LIGHT MY FIRE.  IF A MAN HAS TO SAY THAT TO A LADY, SOMETHING IS ALREADY WRONG, DEEPLY WRONG.  NO WOMAN IS EVER GOING TO RESPOND TO SUCH AN ASININE COMMAND STATEMENT.   IF THE WOMAN ISN'T FEELING SEXY, THERE ARE PROBABLY SOME DEEP-SEATED RELATIONSHIP REASONS WHY SHE HAS SHUT DOWN.  STOP PLAYING THIS SONG.  IT'S AN INSULT TO YOUR PROWESS AND IT IS DEEPLY DEMEANING TO WOMEN.   THE BEST SHE'LL DO FOR HIM IS FAKE IT, YOU KNOW.  ALL THE MAN CARES ABOUT IS HIMSELF.  AND IF HIS FIRE IS SO DEPLETED THAT HE NEEDS HER TO BEHAVE A CERTAIN WAY IN ORDER FOR HIM TO WARM UP, THEN HE HAS OTHER PROBLEMS, TOO.  THE SINGER OUGHT TO BE EMBARRASSED FOR HIMSELF.

EVERY TIME YOU PLAY THIS SONG, I TURN THE RADIO OFF. 

[CronkitesGhost]

He's such a raconteur. Again he repeats a story he has told 500 times before, about switching from pre-dentistry to broadcasting without telling his father, who when he found out what George had done did not talk to him for 2 months. Then the conversation switched to John F. Kennedy, George revealed that 'Kennedy was a carouser you know' - uh no I didn't, nobody knew that except you George - do you have any other fascinating Kennedy stories? Why yes I do 'Kennedy had a Secret Service agent stationed at the White House pool where he would be ... you know with women there ... his wife would be out and when she came back it was the Secret Service agent's job to let Kennedy know'. Wow, much wow. Where does he get this stuff? I can't wait for this pandemic to be over so I can go to parties and amaze people with this Kennedy stuff. Thanks George!

[Jackstar]

I can't wait for this pandemic to be over so I can go to parties and amaze people with this Kennedy stuff.

Have fun storming the castle!!! It actually took a miracle.

[Jackstar]

I thought you liked Obama.

Well, yeah, dude was transparent. What wasn't there to like? All he had to do was flip the switch on cannabis, and it was gonna be a win for Team Humanity either way. I still like him! Relatively speaking.

EVERY TIME YOU PLAY THIS SONG, I TURN THE RADIO OFF. 

I actually don't like it either. But now I am activated and will research its metaphor. You know that guy is actually Rush Limbaugh now, right? Yes, yes, of course that sounds like some made up junk.

Company policy.

[CronkitesGhost]

What the fuck is wrong with this nimrod? Him and Tommy Boy again trying to grab money selling tickets to another sadsack vaudeville show that won't take place. There won't be shows in theaters until there's a vaccine for this virus or herd immunity does kick in. I heard today that internally the NBA is preparing for not just the conclusion and playoffs for this season to be played in empty arenas, they also are being told by the experts they're consulting with that the next season, 2020-21, will also be empty arenas. Some movie theaters are opening -  25% capacity.  But George, Tommy and Lisa know more, they are going to jam a small theater with 800 people they think in September, less than 3 months away and with the virus spiking anywhere where restrictions have been relaxed. And this is no average audience, it's Coast2Coast listeners, the average age has to be over 60, hell it could be over 70, high risk.

What we know now is that the virus spreads like wildfire indoors, where people are close to one another, for a prolonged period of time - i.e. churches, offices, restaurants/clubs, THEATERS

[Jackstar]

What the fuck is wrong with this nimrod? [...] What we know now is that the virus spreads like wildfire indoors, where people are close to one another, for a prolonged period of time - i.e. churches, offices, restaurants/clubs, THEATERS

322 new Covid cases in Mississippi!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wfmj.com/story/42175041/ohio-reports-322-new-covid19-cases-tuesday-below-averages-for-the-state" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Ohio! </a>
    <a href="https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/oman/covid-19-oman-registers-322-further-infections-tally-at-4341-1.71492480" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Oman!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/COVID-19-KY--322-new-cases-9-additional-deaths-569934071.html" target="new" googl="true"> 322 new Covid cases in Kentucky!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wjtv.com/health/coronavirus/322-new-cases-of-coronavirus-in-mississippi-11123-total-cases-with-510-deaths/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Mississippi! </a>
    <a href="http://www.panarmenian.net/eng/news/281303/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in  Armenia!</a>
    <a href="http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2020-05/29/c_139096696.htm" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Iraq!</a>
    <a href="https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1883000/50-new-cases-reported-total-now-322" target="new"> 322  Covid cases in Bangkok!</a>
    <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/322-cases-17-new-covid-19-deaths-reported-saturday-in-mississippi/ar-BB14b7c3" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Jalisco (Mexican state)</a>
    <a href="https://yociudadano.com.mx/noticias/juarez-registra-322-muertes-por-covid-19/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Juarez!</a>
    <a href="https://www.elheraldodejuarez.com.mx/local/el-paso/amanece-el-paso-texas-con-mil-322-casos-positivos-por-covid-19-5210431.html" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in El Paso!</a>
    <a href="https://adnoticias.mx/2020/05/16/reporta-edomex-322-casos-nuevos-de-covid-19-en-un-dia/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Mexico City!</a>
    <a href="http://www.nvinoticias.com/nota/149500/oaxaca-alcanza-323-muertes-y-2-mil-798-contagios-por-covid-19" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Oaxaca!</a>
    <a href="https://shepherdexpress.com/news/happening-now/322-new-covid-19-cases-reported-in-wisconsin-12-deaths/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in WISCONSIN!</a>
    <a href="https://siouxlandnews.com/news/coronavirus/june-5th-322-new-cases-of-covid-19-in-iowa" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in IOWA</a>
    <a href="https://delawarebusinessnow.com/2020/05/coronavirus-deaths-rise-to-317-as-new-cases-hover-near-the-200-a-day-mark/" target="new"> 322 new Covid deaths in DELAWARE</a>
    <a href="https://www.laprensa.com.ni/2020/02/25/internacionales/2644773-mas-de-322-contagiados-con-coronavirus-en-italia-ocho-regiones-afectadas-y-10-muertos" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Italy</a>
    <a href="https://patch.com/massachusetts/waltham/coronavirus-waltham-cases-rise-322" target="new" googl="true"> 322 new Covid cases in Massachussetts </a>


I'll be honest: it's late here and I'm tired. I hope you can find the links you need here in order to answer your questions about nimrods and THEATERS. Because...

You are watching a movie.

[CronkitesGhost]

come on man, be better than this




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[Jackstar]

come on man, be better than this

That wouldn't express the same kind of message as what I am looking to convey. However, I will acknowledge your point--I expect the text of the articles found at those links to be somewhat... fluid. You know, like all those COVID/Plandemic projections were. "Don't wear a mask!" "You all need a mask!"

Sure, I'm the one needing to be better. Oh, okay. My bad, word. Let us see if I can reach this journalistic standard exhibited here: "What we know now is that the virus spreads like wildfire".

Like, I can't tell if you're being serious, or farcical, or ironic, or encrypted, or just exasperated, or what. At least I provided hot links with bolded numbers. You can't deny that help.

[ItsOver]

GEORGE STOP PLAYING LIGHT MY FIRE...
EVERY TIME YOU PLAY THIS SONG, I TURN THE RADIO OFF.

Jim just sent you a thank you note.

[Dateline]

He's such a raconteur. Again he repeats a story he has told 500 times before, about switching from pre-dentistry to broadcasting without telling his father, who when he found out what George had done did not talk to him for 2 months. Then the conversation switched to John F. Kennedy, George revealed that 'Kennedy was a carouser you know' - uh no I didn't, nobody knew that except you George - do you have any other fascinating Kennedy stories? Why yes I do 'Kennedy had a Secret Service agent stationed at the White House pool where he would be ... you know with women there ... his wife would be out and when she came back it was the Secret Service agent's job to let Kennedy know'. Wow, much wow. Where does he get this stuff? I can't wait for this pandemic to be over so I can go to parties and amaze people with this Kennedy stuff. Thanks George!

I always wondered why he was such a hit on the Hollywood dinner party circuit.  Now, you can be, too.  Or, gather people around you at a bar or a cocktail party, or even an office party.  They won't even want to social distance, as you transfix them with these sordid details. 

[Dateline]

That wouldn't express the same kind of message as what I am looking to convey. However, I will acknowledge your point--I expect the text of the articles found at those links to be somewhat... fluid. You know, like all those COVID/Plandemic projections were. "Don't wear a mask!" "You all need a mask!"

Sure, I'm the one needing to be better. Oh, okay. My bad, word. Let us see if I can reach this journalistic standard exhibited here: "What we know now is that the virus spreads like wildfire".

Like, I can't tell if you're being serious, or farcical, or ironic, or encrypted, or just exasperated, or what. At least I provided hot links with bolded numbers. You can't deny that help.

You have drawn the cat lady card in the tarot. 

[Jackstar]

You have drawn the cat lady card in the tarot.

I flipped it to the fox lord card. A useful trick I picked up back in 'Nam.

Another useful trick I learned in 'Nam--no matter how tempting, don't ever refer to one's self as "The Lord Of The Foxes." This does not create anything like any possibly desirable effect. At. All. And even if it did, the monthly bill for toilet paper is gonna immediately go through the actual roof. You cannot even imagine. Avoid this struggle, I implore thee.


Meanwhile--some of you looked bored. I decided that wasn't in line with my ambitions. Presto! Ciao.

[Juan]

George again discussed that his first ever interview was with Stanton Friedman and that Friedman’s last interview was by George.  In another part of the show, George reminded us that there are no coinshidences.

Since the juxtapositionof the two interviews can’t be a coincidence, what deep conspiracy are they evidence of?

[Jackstar]

George again discussed that his first ever interview was with Stanton Friedman

My first interview was with my mother. I may have practiced on Mr. Frog first, but really, Mr. Frog was a stuffed animal, so it hardly counts.

Since the juxtapositionof the two interviews can’t be a coincidence, what deep conspiracy are they evidence of?

It's not "conspiracy" unless against valid law, or for the purposes of harm and deceit. Those two folding qold beers between themselves is clearly neither. For one thing, the love of two undercover Jesuit battlepriests is a beautiful thing regardless of gender, and for another, those two couldn't harm or deceive a blind ticket taker at a free Willy concert.

We don't even know if they're even human. Face it--they never published any memoirs and they have never suffered the scandal of a leaked sex tape. I think the presence of an algorithm or two is pretty obvious here. I'm just sayin'. It cannot be expected that those two wouldn't be able to stop themselves from giving away any clues that any sufficiently skilled forensic psychologist could puzzle out. Then again, they are both stuffed frogs, so human psychology might not hardly count.

[ItsOver]

George again discussed that his first ever interview was with Stanton Friedman and that Friedman’s last interview was by George.  In another part of the show, George reminded us that there are no coinshidences.

Since the juxtaposition of the two interviews can’t be a coincidence, what deep conspiracy are they evidence of?

That the Universe is all about Jorch. 



"That's true!"

[Morgus]

Tonight Noory is doing yet another of his stupid Secret Door specials, where he plays a guessing game with several guests trying to disguise their voice...

[Dr. MD MD]

Tonight Noory is doing yet another of his stupid Secret Door specials, where he plays a guessing game with several guests trying to disguise their voice...

Probably the most hated of all format shows. Amirite?

[Dr. MD MD]

GEORGE STOP PLAYING LIGHT MY FIRE.  IF A MAN HAS TO SAY THAT TO A LADY, SOMETHING IS ALREADY WRONG, DEEPLY WRONG.  NO WOMAN IS EVER GOING TO RESPOND TO SUCH AN ASININE COMMAND STATEMENT.   IF THE WOMAN ISN'T FEELING SEXY, THERE ARE PROBABLY SOME DEEP-SEATED RELATIONSHIP REASONS WHY SHE HAS SHUT DOWN.  STOP PLAYING THIS SONG.  IT'S AN INSULT TO YOUR PROWESS AND IT IS DEEPLY DEMEANING TO WOMEN.   THE BEST SHE'LL DO FOR HIM IS FAKE IT, YOU KNOW.  ALL THE MAN CARES ABOUT IS HIMSELF.  AND IF HIS FIRE IS SO DEPLETED THAT HE NEEDS HER TO BEHAVE A CERTAIN WAY IN ORDER FOR HIM TO WARM UP, THEN HE HAS OTHER PROBLEMS, TOO.  THE SINGER OUGHT TO BE EMBARRASSED FOR HIMSELF.

EVERY TIME YOU PLAY THIS SONG, I TURN THE RADIO OFF.

You know you want it. :

[albrecht]

Probably the most hated of all format shows. Amirite?

He could redeem it if behind the Secret Door was SDM live from FCI Big Springs.

Or, in these times of BLM, bring back the ridiculous April 1st gag of the multi-headed- and multi-racial and multi-sexed - person with 3 heads, one of whom, I think the black, was named Bobo who died. (Note he wasn't the Bobo of horse named Greasey predilections poster infamy.)

[Dateline]

Now, that would be an interesting proposition,  "Knock Knock, Who is behind the secret door?"  Greasy. . .proceed to neigh in dialogue.  Or, maybe Norry is a horse or hoarse whisperer.

[ItsOver]

Tonight Noory is doing yet another of his stupid Secret Door specials, where he plays a guessing game with several guests trying to disguise their voice...

Gag.  Good thing I'll be sleeping.

[ItsOver]

You know you want it. :

Heh, heh... what a floozie.  First, she puts the moves on Jorch, now it's on to Jim.  I hope she likes them a little on the "ripe" side.

[CronkitesGhost]

This guest is such a con artist, he talks to dead celebrities, they aren't busy so they have lots of time to shoot the breeze.

Don Rickles told him he knew George. George says he met him very briefly at a Vegas show that Sinatra impersonator who comes on Coast opened for Rickles. So the dead celebrity whisperer says 'Yeah he said you and him know the same people. You were about 40 right?'  George chortled 'Noooo, this was just a few years ago before Rickles died.'  Doh! But these con artists never get embarrassed when they're wrong, that's part of their technique, they either just ignore it or re-emphasize what they got right.

I can't even get inside a person like this guy's head, he's putting words into dead people's mouths - Robin Williams is the biggest chatterbox on the other side, he has so much advice for people, he contacts everybody if you just listen for him.

And of course the guest as all Coast's con artists do tries to pass himself off as a researcher, there's real science that proves there's an afterlife George, this ain't your Grandma's little seance, this is science -  New Age baffle gab.

[CronkitesGhost]

what a trainwreck this stupid secret door show is - Tommy is quite the producer.

haha the first secret door guest's fake voice was nausea inducing -  George doesn't even try to guess, he doesn't even understand how to play the game, the mystery guest gave him obvious clues and George still couldn't offer a guess, when the mystery guest revealed his identity it turned out he and George did a duet together at one of these awful Coast live shows, and George still had no memory of it until the guest gave him the song they sung together and his name LOL    it's pretty insulting when somebody doesn't remember who you are but Noory doesn't mean to insult, he's in cognitive decline and he really doesn't give a shit about other people.

and of course the guest is another psychic medium -  basically all Coast is these days.

awful show keeps getting more awful.

[CronkitesGhost]

oh they've now got a produced commercial for ParanormalDate.com with actors and everything. Everything associated with this show smells of old people and mothballs, this commercial could have been played on Fibber McGee and Molly's radio program.

There is a little skit between a man and woman who checking each other out on Paranormal Date, the woman coyly tells the man 'oh you alien chasing flirt! but ... i like it!'

who owns Paranormal Date? Another crappy venture by the brain trust at Dannheiser Wagner Inc?

[Jojo]

He's such a raconteur. Again he repeats a story he has told 500 times before, about switching from pre-dentistry to broadcasting without telling his father, who when he found out what George had done did not talk to him for 2 months. Then the conversation switched to John F. Kennedy, George revealed that 'Kennedy was a carouser you know' - uh no I didn't, nobody knew that except you George - do you have any other fascinating Kennedy stories? Why yes I do 'Kennedy had a Secret Service agent stationed at the White House pool where he would be ... you know with women there ... his wife would be out and when she came back it was the Secret Service agent's job to let Kennedy know'. Wow, much wow. Where does he get this stuff? I can't wait for this pandemic to be over so I can go to parties and amaze people with this Kennedy stuff. Thanks George!

I agree.  It was too salacious.  Almost pruriently curious.  But the alleged behavior is disgusting, so I would keep it vague like, "Kennedy kept look-outs for his wife when he was cheating".  Leave the sexy fun details out, out of respect for the fact that it was all immoral.

[Jojo]

322 new Covid cases in Mississippi!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wfmj.com/story/42175041/ohio-reports-322-new-covid19-cases-tuesday-below-averages-for-the-state" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Ohio! </a>
    <a href="https://gulfnews.com/world/gulf/oman/covid-19-oman-registers-322-further-infections-tally-at-4341-1.71492480" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Oman!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wsaz.com/content/news/COVID-19-KY--322-new-cases-9-additional-deaths-569934071.html" target="new" googl="true"> 322 new Covid cases in Kentucky!</a>
    <a href="https://www.wjtv.com/health/coronavirus/322-new-cases-of-coronavirus-in-mississippi-11123-total-cases-with-510-deaths/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Mississippi! </a>
    <a href="http://www.panarmenian.net/eng/news/281303/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in  Armenia!</a>
    <a href="http://www.xinhuanet.com/english/2020-05/29/c_139096696.htm" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Iraq!</a>
    <a href="https://www.bangkokpost.com/thailand/general/1883000/50-new-cases-reported-total-now-322" target="new"> 322  Covid cases in Bangkok!</a>
    <a href="https://www.msn.com/en-us/health/medical/322-cases-17-new-covid-19-deaths-reported-saturday-in-mississippi/ar-BB14b7c3" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Jalisco (Mexican state)</a>
    <a href="https://yociudadano.com.mx/noticias/juarez-registra-322-muertes-por-covid-19/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Juarez!</a>
    <a href="https://www.elheraldodejuarez.com.mx/local/el-paso/amanece-el-paso-texas-con-mil-322-casos-positivos-por-covid-19-5210431.html" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in El Paso!</a>
    <a href="https://adnoticias.mx/2020/05/16/reporta-edomex-322-casos-nuevos-de-covid-19-en-un-dia/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Mexico City!</a>
    <a href="http://www.nvinoticias.com/nota/149500/oaxaca-alcanza-323-muertes-y-2-mil-798-contagios-por-covid-19" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Oaxaca!</a>
    <a href="https://shepherdexpress.com/news/happening-now/322-new-covid-19-cases-reported-in-wisconsin-12-deaths/" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in WISCONSIN!</a>
    <a href="https://siouxlandnews.com/news/coronavirus/june-5th-322-new-cases-of-covid-19-in-iowa" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in IOWA</a>
    <a href="https://delawarebusinessnow.com/2020/05/coronavirus-deaths-rise-to-317-as-new-cases-hover-near-the-200-a-day-mark/" target="new"> 322 new Covid deaths in DELAWARE</a>
    <a href="https://www.laprensa.com.ni/2020/02/25/internacionales/2644773-mas-de-322-contagiados-con-coronavirus-en-italia-ocho-regiones-afectadas-y-10-muertos" target="new"> 322 new Covid cases in Italy</a>
    <a href="https://patch.com/massachusetts/waltham/coronavirus-waltham-cases-rise-322" target="new" googl="true"> 322 new Covid cases in Massachussetts </a>


I'll be honest: it's late here and I'm tired. I hope you can find the links you need here in order to answer your questions about nimrods and THEATERS. Because...

You are watching a movie.

Jackstar, you are better than this.  C'mon.  They pulled a # out of a hat and searched on it.  I can do the same thing with the # 521.  If this is a movie, you're writing the script from your seat:

https://www.loscerritosnews.net/2020/04/03/april-3-2020-covid-19-report-521-new-cases-in-los-angeles-county-eleven-additional-deaths/
https://www.indystar.com/story/news/health/2020/05/29/indiana-coronavirus-cases-state-reports-521-new-cases-40-deaths/5281986002/
https://www.bignewsnetwork.com/news/265189075/gautengs-covid-19-cases-reach-2-521-with-73-people-in-hospital
https://www.startribune.com/minnesota-virus-deaths-rise-22-cases-up-521/571073662/
https://www.wthr.com/article/news/health/coronavirus-updates-friday-may-29-2020/531-d135889c-c895-430f-bcb9-689d98fab924
http://www.publichealth.lacounty.gov/phcommon/public/media/mediapubhpdetail.cfm?prid=2294  Los Angeles County Announces 11 New Deaths Related to 2019 Novel Coronavirus (COVID-19) - 521 New Cases of Confirmed COVID-19 in Los Angeles County
https://stormlakeradio.com/news/2020/04/24/over-500-more-positive-covid-19-cases-in-iowa   The Iowa Department of Public Health today (Fri) reports 521 more cases of COVID-19, bringing the total number of positive cases in the state to 4,445.
https://patch.com/washington/seattle/13-521-coronavirus-cases-confirmed-washington-749-deaths   
http://www.elpasotexas.gov/~/media/files/coep/public%20health/coronavirus/20200504news%20releasepositive%20cases%20reach%20over%20one%20thousand.ashx    there are 521 active cases within the county
https://www.courierpress.com/story/news/local/2020/05/29/vanderburgh-cases-reach-265-indiana-new-cases-up-521-40-deaths/5283124002/

This took less than 5 minutes from start of research to finish of typing.
Imagine what I could do if I took a half hour to find a more ideal number.  I'm sure there several pivotal numbers that could look the way yours does.

[Jojo]

Well, yeah, dude was transparent. What wasn't there to like? All he had to do was flip the switch on cannabis, and it was gonna be a win for Team Humanity either way. I still like him! Relatively speaking.


I actually don't like it either. But now I am activated and will research its metaphor. You know that guy is actually Rush Limbaugh now, right? Yes, yes, of course that sounds like some made up junk.

Company policy.

Actually Obama made a lot of decisions I didn't like, especially in war.  But so do all the other presidents.  I don't use marijuana - why is everyone calling it by its Latin name! I don't think you need to baffle with bullshit uintil you get more meaning content.  I am sorry if I'm being hard on you but you haven't been making much sense to me lately.

[Jojo]

What the fuck is wrong with this nimrod? Him and Tommy Boy again trying to grab money selling tickets to another sadsack vaudeville show that won't take place. There won't be shows in theaters until there's a vaccine for this virus or herd immunity does kick in. I heard today that internally the NBA is preparing for not just the conclusion and playoffs for this season to be played in empty arenas, they also are being told by the experts they're consulting with that the next season, 2020-21, will also be empty arenas. Some movie theaters are opening -  25% capacity.  But George, Tommy and Lisa know more, they are going to jam a small theater with 800 people they think in September, less than 3 months away and with the virus spiking anywhere where restrictions have been relaxed. And this is no average audience, it's Coast2Coast listeners, the average age has to be over 60, hell it could be over 70, high risk.

What we know now is that the virus spreads like wildfire indoors, where people are close to one another, for a prolonged period of time - i.e. churches, offices, restaurants/clubs, THEATERS

Well, they went to Everett, right?