Things That Annoy You

[FallenSeraph]

Because fat white women never do this.  Why is the woman's ethnicity germane to your story?

I've done this before and I've been asked the same question. In my case I was just trying to paint the visual picture, not meaning to offend, stereotype or generalize. That's just me, though.

In other news, there's a "COPS" marathon on SpikeTV, if anybody's bored and looking for
10 HOURS OF PURE JOY.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

Way to skate around my question.

I wasn't skating around it, I was purposely ignoring it on behalf of the questions "Why is the woman's weight germane to the story?" and "Why is the person's gender germane to the story?"

Well, shucks, I might as well own up.  I ignored it because you seemed like one of those wretched individuals who have taken it upon themselves to scour each and every public utterance for the slightest whiff of racial bias.  Seems kind of like those people in the 50's who accused everyone of being commies, or those in more recent times who pointed the bony finger of accusation at those they thought might be fags.  Can't be one yourself if you're a crusader, or some such thing.

Alternatively, you might secretly support Ron Paul, and my heresy in the other forum against him means you will be plaguing my life from here on out.  If that's so, please take a number and stand in line with my other stalkers. 

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

That's just me, though.

Me too.  Don't tell Vee-dubb, though.  I think he's really enjoying his feelings of righteous indignation.

[MV/Liberace!]

Alternatively, you might secretly support Ron Paul, and my heresy in the other forum against him means you will be plaguing my life from here on out.

it's not b_dubb you need to be worried about.  i've already started warming the pickup.

[DigitalPigSnuggler]

i've already started warming the pickup.

I don't know what that means, but your tone is disquieting.

I hope that saying I wanted to see Ron Paul run in 2016 counts for something.  Tiebreaker, or whatever.

[UnscreenedCaller]

... Besides I don't want to go blind.

Random thought: ever notice how many people wear glasses? 

[jazmunda]

Random thought: ever notice how many people wear glasses? 

What are you implying?

I wear glasses because I have an astigmatism.

[Yorkshire pud]

Some Americans might say that if it wasn't for them you'd be speaking German at lot more than just 3 times a week.

A few Aussies might too, and South Africans, and Kiwis, 


Remember, in Germany all roads off the autobahn lead to Ausfahrt.

[jazmunda]

A few Aussies might too, and South Africans, and Kiwis, 


Remember, in Germany all roads off the autobahn lead to Ausfahrt.

Ausfarht is my special noxious brand that I save for special occasions. Anyone up for a game of Dutch ovens?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)

[Yorkshire pud]

Ausfarht is my special noxious brand that I save for special occasions. Anyone up for a game of Dutch ovens?

http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_oven_(practical_joke)

I was divorced for playing that every night for five years; some women eh? Can't understand them.

[HorrorRetro]

In other news, there's a "COPS" marathon on SpikeTV, if anybody's bored and looking for
10 HOURS OF PURE JOY.

I have a funny COPS encounter.  I used to be a COPS fanatic, barely missing an episode. There was this one cop that was frequently on when they taped where I now live in Pierce County, WA.  I thought he was so hot -- just spectacular.  So I moved back here two years ago.  As I was coming home one afternoon, the car in front of me grazed a woman walking down the sidewalk, hitting her hard enough to knock the side mirror off.  The car kept going.  I was like, hell no!  So I pulled out my phone and took a pic of the car and license when we stopped at the next light.  I then went back and went to the woman and told her I'd seen what had happened.  By then, others had come over to her too and the cops had been called.

A couple of cops pulled up and started taking reports and then another cop car pulled in and a cop got out...you guessed it, it was MY dream cop from COPS. I think I started giggling like a school girl, trying not to black out.    He came over and started to take my report.  When I told him I had a photo of the car and license he said, "You're so cool!" I was like, "Oh, it's nothing."  :  What a dork.  He gave me his private cell phone number and told me to send him the photos and if I thought of any more info to give him.  Years ago, I dreamed of some sort of personal contact with him, and now I had his phone number!  But, alas, I did the right thing as a married woman should do, I sent him the photos and never contacted him again.  I was on a high and giggling for hours after that.

[BobGrau]

Random thought: ever notice how many people wear glasses? 

What, you mean... during?

[West of the Rockies]

HorrorRetro, you naughty vixen!  Oh, another female falls to the allure of a man in a polyester uniform.  If I had a nickel....

[b_dubb]

What are you implying?

I wear glasses because I have an astigmatism.

Oh jaz you wear glasses because you went blind from masturbating!  Enough with the denial already!

[HorrorRetro]

HorrorRetro, you naughty vixen!  Oh, another female falls to the allure of a man in a polyester uniform.  If I had a nickel....

[UnscreenedCaller]

What, you mean... during?

We don't like to embarrass them, bless

[wr250]

I've done this before and I've been asked the same question. In my case I was just trying to paint the visual picture, not meaning to offend, stereotype or generalize. That's just me, though.

In other news, there's a "COPS" marathon on SpikeTV, if anybody's bored and looking for
10 HOURS OF PURE JOY.

no offense, but id rather listen to 10 hours of open lines noory.

[FallenSeraph]

I have a funny COPS encounter.  I used to be a COPS fanatic, barely missing an episode. There was this one cop that was frequently on when they taped where I now live in Pierce County, WA.  I thought he was so hot -- just spectacular.  So I moved back here two years ago.  As I was coming home one afternoon, the car in front of me grazed a woman walking down the sidewalk, hitting her hard enough to knock the side mirror off.  The car kept going.  I was like, hell no!  So I pulled out my phone and took a pic of the car and license when we stopped at the next light.  I then went back and went to the woman and told her I'd seen what had happened.  By then, others had come over to her too and the cops had been called.

A couple of cops pulled up and started taking reports and then another cop car pulled in and a cop got out...you guessed it, it was MY dream cop from COPS. I think I started giggling like a school girl, trying not to black out.    He came over and started to take my report.  When I told him I had a photo of the car and license he said, "You're so cool!" I was like, "Oh, it's nothing."  :  What a dork.  He gave me his private cell phone number and told me to send him the photos and if I thought of any more info to give him.  Years ago, I dreamed of some sort of personal contact with him, and now I had his phone number!  But, alas, I did the right thing as a married woman should do, I sent him the photos and never contacted him again.  I was on a high and giggling for hours after that.

YOU'RE AWESOME!

I have a COPS crush too -- he's one of the Jersey cops. I'd probably act all high and giddy if I saw him too. If I lived near him, I'd be running around committing misdemeanors on purpose.

I never get pulled over by or even encounter hot cops. In fact, the last two times I've been pulled over, they've been chicks. Bah.

[jazmunda]

In other news, there's a "COPS" marathon on SpikeTV, if anybody's bored and looking for
10 HOURS OF PURE JOY.

This may be a thing that annoys ya'll but this is my next 10 hours of pure joy.

[UnscreenedCaller]

annoyed

[Treading Water]

This may be a thing that annoys ya'll but this is my next 10 hours of pure joy.

Arrrggggg.... 
It's a balmy 35-degrees here in central PA.  Annoyed??  A tad....       

At least it's not MINUS anything anymore.   :

[jazmunda]

Mission Accomplished!

[BobGrau]

This may be a thing that annoys ya'll but this is my next 10 hours of pure joy.

This annoys me cos of all the damn people.

[jazmunda]

This annoys me cos of all the damn people.

I have to agree. We usually find a nice quiet place away from humans.

[eddie dean]

I never get pulled over by or even encounter hot cops.

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That reminds me of the "hot cops". A bumbling male stripper crew that Gob was part of on Arrested Development!

[b_dubb]

You COPS fans out there need to get acquainted with "Run Ronnie Run". If you remember Mr Show, you may recall Ronnie Dobbs. Funny shit.

[zeebo]

Broadcast tv has become unwatchable, filled with previews, recaps, promos, logos, popups, and endless shrill tasteless ads.  There are some good shows, like some science and history shows, but they're split up with stupid insurance ads like the one with that grotesque giant baby.  And you often get previews/reviews not just between shows, but within the same show and I'm yelling at the screen "Just let me watch the damn show in real-time and let me have that minor joy of discovery you fools!"

Time to yank the cable, get any news from the web, get movies/tv from netflix & hulu, and spend more time listening to podcasts.  If I want sports I guess I'll go to a sports bar and spend my saved cable bill money on beer. 

[eddie dean]

Broadcast tv has become unwatchable, filled with previews, recaps, promos, logos, popups, and endless shrill tasteless ads.  There are some good shows, like some science and history shows, but they're split up with stupid insurance ads like the one with that grotesque giant baby.  And you often get previews/reviews not just between shows, but within the same show and I'm yelling at the screen "Just let me watch the damn show in real-time and let me have that minor joy of discovery you fools!"

Time to yank the cable, get any news from the web, get movies/tv from netflix & hulu, and spend more time listening to podcasts.  If I want sports I guess I'll go to a sports bar and spend my saved cable bill money on beer.

1000% agree with you! Fuck State Farm and fuck that little Geico prick too.
oh and while you are at it,  that cunty Flow chick from Progressive pisses me off.
Get off my TV.

[Mels-hole1984]

The correct answer is B. If you chose C, get yourself some help. 

[steelbot]

1000% agree with you! Fuck State Farm and fuck that little Geico prick too.
oh and while you are at it,  that cunty Flow chick from Progressive pisses me off.
Get off my TV.

Don't forget about the true First black president - and his Allstate commercials -  Dennis Haysbert