Things That Annoy You

[PhantasticSanShiSan]

my neighbors... all of them. Im sure they are great people, but they are all fucking loud. who the fuck moves furniture at 3 am in the morning? I cannot wait to move back to Missouri. Which is another thing that annoys me. Why its taking so long. I have a house there waiting. Fucking paperwork annoys me.  Ive turned into the oldest coot ever at 31. Why the hell does everything annoy me.. im inebriated at home and feel the need to post here, and others here will use that against me im sure. but fuck, i could write a book on what annoys me..
i do enjoy this thread. i take solace in knowing im not the only one.

\Yer not alone. @ 38 I have become the man I always  hated.  Pretty much Fry's Girl's dream man, but with more hair & machismo ( a la Meyer) and less tears.

[Frys Girl]

Fry's Girl's dream man

haha

[stevesh]

People, especially announcers, who refer to baseball no-hitters as 'no-nos'.

[onan]

seed ticks... don't ask.

[MV/Liberace!]

People, especially announcers, who refer to baseball no-hitters as 'no-nos'.

i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hate most baseball announcers.  i can't take the pukey, affected voice and delivery for more than 5 seconds.  bob costas is at the top of my hate list.  i hope he burns slowly in a rusty old tool shed.

[PB the Deplorable]

i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hate most baseball announcers.  i can't take the pukey, affected voice and delivery for more than 5 seconds.  bob costas is at the top of my hate list.  i hope he burns slowly in a rusty old tool shed.

No announcer can be worse than Brent Musberger, no analyst worse to listn to than Lou Holtz. 

And it's nearly impossible to watch a college football game without one or the other popping up.

They have to die sometime, don't they?

[Sardondi]

My idea of the Perfect Baseball Announcer? Bob Uecker as "Harry Doyle" in Major League.

Harry Doyle - Just A Bit Outside

[analog kid]

i fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuucking hate most baseball announcers.  i can't take the pukey, affected voice and delivery for more than 5 seconds.  bob costas is at the top of my hate list.  i hope he burns slowly in a rusty old tool shed.

Here I thought I was the only one...

[Sardondi]

Here I thought I was the only one...

I love it long time.

Hey, is your avatar Kimbo Slice? That's the only human whose picture alone makes me reach for a gun, because I know just turning the page/clicking to another link would never stop him.

[analog kid]

I love it long time.

Hey, is your avatar Kimbo Slice? That's the only human whose picture alone makes me reach for a gun, because I know just turning the page/clicking to another link would never stop him.

He's the Junkyard Dog. Perhaps before your time. He was my hero when I was a kid. I loathed his enemies and reveled in his triumphs.

[Eddie Coyle]

He's the Junkyard Dog. Perhaps before your time. He was my hero when I was a kid. I loathed his enemies and reveled in his triumphs.

I stole his thumb wrestling doll from a Caldor department store on Monday, Jan 27, 1986.

        The Challenger blew up the next morning. I hope the events weren't linked.

[ziznak]

He's the Junkyard Dog. Perhaps before your time. He was my hero when I was a kid. I loathed his enemies and reveled in his triumphs.

F his wrestling career... he was one of the greatest artists of all time... and a wrestler.  don't you guys remember "grab them cakes?"
Junkyard Dog Performs "Grab Them Cakes"

[Sardondi]

He's the Junkyard Dog. Perhaps before your time. He was my hero when I was a kid. I loathed his enemies and reveled in his triumphs.

Heh. I didn't recognize him. I wasn't much into the pro-wrestling scene like my brother and cousin were, but in the late 60's and into the 70's they followed names like Dusty Rhodes, Ric Flair, Tojo Yamamoto,and maybe the J Dog a little later. 

[ziznak]

Me and my sisters were all lil shits when the 80's wrestling craze happened.  anybody remember the big ass wrestling dolls that you could beat people to death with if you wanted to?  They were made out of some sort of like concrete wrapped in galvanized rubber or something.  we put them poor dolls through fucking hell man.

ahem I mean "action figures."  dolls are for pussies.

[Marc.Knight]

Thinking that everything has to be electronic.  Give me a real fucking book.

[Eddie Coyle]

People, especially announcers, who refer to baseball no-hitters as 'no-nos'.

I like when it's the 7th inning or so and they won't even refer it to be a potential "no no" because they may jinx it. They use clever language like "Joe Blow has retired 20 batters without one reaching base safely"...you mean a no hitter? Whoops, I said it, batter 21 will undoubtedly bloop one over second base.

[BobGrau]

Cricket Ball Smashes Through Commentary Box Window - Funny Clip

the way the crowd cheers makes me proud of my people.

[Eddie Coyle]

Cricket Ball Smashes Through Commentary Box Window - Funny Clip

the way the crowd cheers makes me proud of my people.

Excellent! I'm proud to be at least 13% of that extraction as well.

[ziznak]

reminds me a bit of the coolest thing that ever happened during a baseball game
Randy Johnson hits a bird!!!

[McPhallus]

F his wrestling career... he was one of the greatest artists of all time... and a wrestler.  don't you guys remember "grab them cakes?"
Junkyard Dog Performs "Grab Them Cakes"

I call lip syncing.

[ziznak]

I call lip syncing.

JD??? what? NAwwwwwwww!

[McPhallus]

People who think that childless couples have some obligation to the universe to reproduce and are being "lazy" by not wanting to have kids.  Do they really want defacto population growth and more unwanted children?

[Juan]

And thinking that childless people have a duty to support all their little bastards.

[Frys Girl]

People who want to bomb Iran. Fuck all of them. I guess these fuckers had their eyes and ears closed during the Iraq quagmire.

[ziznak]

Richard Gere

[McPhallus]

Richard Gere

Gerbilhead.

[Camazotz Automat]

A very long time ago, I drew a short comic strip of a two-hundred foot tall gerbil that walked into Hollywood on two legs, located Richard Gere, and shoved Gere up his gerbil ass.

I'm not anti-Gere - just sadistic in a recreational, funny sort of way.

Even His Holiness the 14th Dali Lama of Tibet would have laughed at my cartoon.

I have corruptive power, and I wield it in a subtle manner, motherf*****.

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[PB the Deplorable]

People who want to bomb Iran. Fuck all of them. I guess these fuckers had their eyes and ears closed during the Iraq quagmire.

No one is proposing a wholescale bombing campaign on Iran.  The range of actions lie somewhere between doing nothing (i.e., Mossad continuing to kill scientists and infecting their computers with bugs) and a few precision strikes on specific military targets.  An airstike would be something between a near non-event and a disaster, depending on how Iran reacts (along with Russia and China).

Speaking of eyes and ears closed during the Iraq operation, did the Iranians not sit right next door, watch Saddam sponsor terror, bluster and threaten, act as if he was developing nukes and making comments about using them?  Did anyone in the Iranian leadership not notice him ending up being pulled from his spider hole and hung after all that?   

Does none of that sound familiar to anything going on in Iran right now?  If Iran has no intention of using nukes, attacking Israel and Western targets in the region, or even getting nukes in the first place, why are they so intent on following the Saddam Hussein playbook?

[Frys Girl]

Paperboy: Israel is dragging us into a war we can neither afford nor legally/morally pursue.

You really don't know anything about Iran and you post proved it. You are after a war because Fox and CNN made you afraid bc of some shitty translator and PR firm? Damn this society is dumbed down as shit.

Jesus take the wheel at the mf pentagon. No more Iraq wars please. No more modified Iraq wars. Fuck! Get a grip. This country is a swiftly melting turdscape and they have these soccer moms scared of a guy with NO power! The real power in Iran is smart and totally uninterested in war lest they be attacked and their enemy is not Israel, but Saudi. The same saudi that took down the trade towers and pentagon. Jesus help us.

[Frys Girl]

Guess when this Iran nuke shit came up? Around 2005! Hmmmm. The good old days when Iraq war was a fucking mess blowing up in the faces of the government. Guess who gave those "nuclear blueprint" documents to Israel? Muhjaheedin e Khalq AKA MKO. This is a terrorist organization (not my opinion, but that of the US and Iranian governments). They are just bitter that they didn't get shit after the revolution even though they sided with Khomeini.


Anyway, they want to get the USA or Israel to overthrow the regime and install them. Meanwhile, the free loading overweight son of the late shah, is hoping HE can assert himself as King LMAO. Burger King maybe?


Anyway, this son of the shah, popped up via PR firms on Fox News around this time too. He realized this Iran stuff was getting hot I guess.


Mean mean meanwhile..... Saudi Arabia, whom I have no doubt was involved in the documentgate (fakes), made a statement that they are pursuing "peaceful nuclear technology." FUCK! Pakistan is about to be overrun by Taliban and Al Qaeda, and these assholes want nukes too. They're just riding Iran's balls and have been jealous of Iran since the times of the shah.


Fuck Saudi, Fuck Israel, and fuck all these war mongers. They are destroying this world. Also, fuck Zircon and his lonely retirement. At least Art is doing something productive.