Things That Annoy You

[Yorkshire pud]

What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

That's liberal talk boy!! 

[Juan]

What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

You may be in need of your own services.
I learned on Master Chef that there is a correct order for adding ingredients to a club sandwich, too.

[wr250]

i wonder if jorch returns the 7-11 turkee sammich when its not built correctly.

[Stellar]

Lately work is getting to be a real stressor. I work 3 twelve hour shifts and am on call during the hours I am off on those three days. So time on fri, sat, and sun is hard to find.

So when I go into a store to buy something... anything and I get an attitude from a clerk... I wanna cause pain.

Anyway on my way home last night, I was tasked with getting my wife a bottle of coffee creamer. No big deal right? (I wanna cry) I stop at the only grocery store on the route to my house. There are only two bottles of coffee creamer and  they are out of date. I ask the clerk if by any chance there is any other place some may be found or if there are any "fresh" bottles not yet on the shelf. I think the fellow thought I was asking if his mother still offered blowjobs behind the store. Needless to say, I left with no creamer. I had to stop at the next convenience store and picked up many of the individual servings and told my wife she was now on her own.

The point is, I didn't let the issue go. I was pissed, not so much at lack of availability but the fuckstick that gave me a bad time because I asked him to vary his work routine.

So now that I am up earlier than I planned I thought does anyone else have moments of--I am going to kill them?

All I ask is the issues revolve around your day to day. No politics please.

Calm down Onan it can be the smallest shit that throws anyone into a rage and then well all a sudden a metor destroys your car and your like WTF and that's oh well new car.  But coffee creamer for the old lady well guys we get the point especially when we would rather be drinking coffee that our woman makes.

[West of the Rockies]

So much stupid in one post....

[Yorkshire pud]

So much stupid in one post....

...Yeah mate, but he kept it down to one paragraph and two sentences; it could be worse. Elsewhere I'm being painted as his nemesis. He hasn't any reason to be paranoid really.....


Or has he? 

[Stellar]

...Yeah mate, but he kept it down to one paragraph and two sentences; it could be worse. Elsewhere I'm being painted as his nemesis. He hasn't any reason to be paranoid really.....


Or has he? 

Ok Pud and West you want a piece of me do you do you?

Yes I destroyed the Yammato with a sub after going through a gauntlet of cruiser, destroyers and carriers.



I shot this Crow because thousands were pissing me off.  But I feel bad about so I painted the Crows death and yes it was a hand gun that I used.

[Yorkshire pud]

Ok Pud and West you want a piece of me do you do you?

Yes I destroyed the Yammato with a sub after going through a gauntlet of cruiser, destroyers and carriers.

That's the least of your problems son...spotted the white van cruising up and down?

The crows will come back and haunt you in Guantanamo. They always remember the death of their own, whose only crime was being able to live and fly. Shame on you son, shame on you.

[Stellar]

That's the least of your problems son...spotted the white van cruising up and down?

The crows will come back and haunt you in Guantanamo. They always remember the death of their own, whose only crime was being able to live and fly. Shame on you son, shame on you.

Yorkshire I did Pay for it in the karmic wheel and yes it was wrong but they were driving me batshit crazy no excuses tho it was wrong.

[West of the Rockies]

Bad luck to kill a crow, bro.  They can mimic human speech.  I wouldn't want to be in your boots when word gets out on Crow Instagram.

[Stellar]

Bad luck to kill a crow, bro.  They can mimic human speech.  I wouldn't want to be in your boots when word gets out on Crow Instagram.

You know about them eh. Well they talk in human too and fly by cars to try and cause accidents.  they ate the eyes out of humans.  But I got their respect they don't fly around here no more.  I was on a 3 month binge shooting at them.  I destroyed their rest and mating season now they try not to cackle when I see about 70 fly bye.  They know me.  I only killed one and maybe and egg in a nest.

[Yorkshire pud]

Bad luck to kill a crow, bro.  They can mimic human speech.  I wouldn't want to be in your boots when word gets out on Crow Instagram.

Tippi Hedren will give him tips..

[Stellar]

Tippi Hedren will give him tips..

My best advice is don't war with nature got it folks.

The Birds Final Attack Sequence with Full Symphonic Score

[onan]

Finding my first post in this thread doesn't count as research.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Here's a revolutionary and quite radical idea..Ready?

Make your own sandwiches, and cook your own burgers, with a full compliment of your own condiments and garnishes, then it will be exactly how you want it to be be!!


How crazy is that?

Not crazy at all if you're a lonely person who can't afford to dine out, and you're eating it over the kitchen sink with only the television for company. 

[wr250]

they were driving me batshit crazy no excuses tho it was wrong.

they were to late for that.

[Yorkshire pud]

Not crazy at all if you're a lonely person who can't afford to dine out, and you're eating it over the kitchen sink with only the television for company.

Not everyone can afford staff you know!!


I don't watch much TV either...so there.

[Yorkshire pud]

Thing's that annoy me:


New Transformers film is critically acclaimed as being shite, yet it's top of the box office in the UK. It should be the law if you don't like a film you get your money back thus showing the true popularity of a film. I'm sick of this artificial method of popularity.

Jeeeze I'm REALLY cross!!!

[b_dubb]

What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

Once again onan you are over-thinking things

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

I'd put the three of you in the same category as people who save little pieces of string in a kitchen drawer and meticulously fold each toilet paper square in half before using it. 

[Yorkshire pud]

I'd put the three of you in the same category as people who save little pieces of string in a kitchen drawer and meticulously fold each toilet paper square in half before using it.

You don't? Freak!!

[Tarbaby]

What about all of us that put the onion on the top and the tomato and lettuce on the bottom and secure them with mustard on the bottom and catsup on the top?

hey, I like that idea! I've been using superglue.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

You don't? Freak!!

My mistake.  I figured you for one of those "types" who does it the other way around.

[onan]

hey, I like that idea! I've been using superglue.

I used to use superglue as well... but my farts would blast out panes of glass.

[Yorkshire pud]

My mistake.  I figured you for one of those "types" who does it the other way around.

Not only do I save odd lengths of string, I also stick dead batteries in the kitchen drawer just in case they're fully charged the next time I'm looking for fresh ones.

[Treading Water]

There is a smell.  Not an overwhelming smell, mind you.  But nasty, stinky smell just the same.  It's in my kitchen.  I CAN'T FIND WHAT IT'S COMING FROM!!!!  I've swept and scrubbed and scrubbed and swept every open inch of the floor.  TWICE!!  Now I guess I'll be pulling out the big appliances next....***sigh***

What IS THAT SMELL??         
Damn, I'm annoyed.

[jazmunda]

When I was young we had a possum die in the crawl space. That was nasty.

[albrecht]

There is a smell.  Not an overwhelming smell, mind you.  But nasty, stinky smell just the same.  It's in my kitchen.  I CAN'T FIND WHAT IT'S COMING FROM!!!!  I've swept and scrubbed and scrubbed and swept every open inch of the floor.  TWICE!!  Now I guess I'll be pulling out the big appliances next....***sigh***

What IS THAT SMELL??         
Damn, I'm annoyed.

Type of smell? More dead thing or more sewer-like smell? Some critter dead in the wall (hopefully not) or behind the fridge or oven? Is your kitchen sink trap working properly (not allowing air back through from drain allowing sewer gas up?) If its a critter, and just a mouse or rat, the smell will go away fairly quickly as they desiccate up quickly. Bigger you can have some problems and will likely notice flies. Also check the vent from your oven/range hood to the outside. If it is not properly screened/protected critters and birds can get into there from the outside and die. Good luck.
ps: Vick Vap-O-Rub on the nostrils solves the smell problem, at least temporarily.

[West of the Rockies]

Could be something in your refrigerator, TW.  Maybe some leftover meatloaf from the Clinton administration?

[Treading Water]

Could be something in your refrigerator, TW.  Maybe some leftover meatloaf from the Clinton administration?

Ah, you know me so well.  But, nope.  Checked that out first.