On the cusp

[HeReallyDoes]

In these days of high gas prices and low national self-esteem, we need a new hero.   It is in our power to make Michael the next contributed-content millionaire!  If we all craft our posts carefully and are half as witty as we think we are ... then Michael will be the next Drew Curtis ... and we will all be able to say that we knew him when he was threatening to take a dump on his monitor if anyone mentioned spyware again.  Then he will cruise by in his luxury yacht and we will smile with great satisfaction.

Michael, remember this post, when you take over the world I want to be in charge of Australia.

[MV/Liberace!]

if i put you in charge of Australia, will i still be allowed to collect the google ad revenue from Australia's official website?

[HeReallyDoes]

As you wish my liege.

[MV/Liberace!]

then it's done.  it's australia for you, and bolivia for evb.  future assignments to come.

[EvB]

then it's done.  it's australia for you, and bolivia for evb.  future assignments to come.

BOLIVIA?!  How the hell did I pull the Bolivia beat?!!   

That said - I've been sorely tempted - but resisted - sending you an E regarding spyware and the stream - and demanding a pic of you shitting on your detached monitor.  But, the mental imagery stopped me - EVERY TIME.

Ev

Who GAGS over scat humor and just can't hep it.

[MV/Liberace!]

you would turn this down?

[Pirate King Atomsk]

I simply ask that I get sent somewhere cold with a gallon of whiskey, a rocket launcher, and Rush's 2112.

[EvB]

you would turn this down?

The Bolivia beat?  No, I like challenges.

The poop-on-the-monitor pic?   HA!  Do I dare dare you?   

[MV/Liberace!]

The Bolivia beat?  No, I like challenges.

The poop-on-the-monitor pic?   HA!  Do I dare dare you?   

if only i weren't contemplating a future in politics...