President Donald J. Trump

[3OctaveFart]

Donald Trump's unsettling record of comments about his daughter Ivanka

http://www.independent.co.uk/news/world/americas/us-elections/donald-trump-ivanka-trump-creepiest-most-unsettling-comments-a-roundup-a7353876.html

I pass by women every day on the street that are 20 times hotter than Ivanka Trump. She's average in my city, maybe a few ticks below.

She has his toad-like face, one that isn't "beautiful". Everything else is store-bought, including the Botox, capped teeth and fake tits.

[TigerLily]

How's Hillary doing? 

Rockin' retirement, thanks for asking

Hillary Clinton Tore Trump Apart in a Room Full of Women â€" Without Even Using His Name

'Resist, Insist, Persist and Enlist': Hillary Clinton Jabs President Trump at Bay Area Businesswomen Conference

[TigerLily]

I pass by women every day on the street that are 20 times hotter than Ivanka Trump. She's average in my city, maybe a few ticks below.

She has his toad-like face, one that isn't "beautiful". Everything else is store-bought, including the Botox, capped teeth and fake tits.

But Daddy loooves her. Who do you think bought all that work for her?

[Dr. MD MD]

Rockin' retirement, thanks for asking

Hillary Clinton Tore Trump Apart in a Room Full of Women â€" Without Even Using His Name

'Resist, Insist, Persist and Enlist': Hillary Clinton Jabs President Trump at Bay Area Businesswomen Conference

Cough...umm...yeah...that all sounds like it'll be very "effective."  :

[3OctaveFart]

Mrs. Clinton makes more while taking a dump than you've ever earned in your life. She'll be just fine.

[Dr. MD MD]

Mrs. Clinton makes more while taking a dump than you've ever earned in your life. She'll be just fine.

Oh, yeah. I'm sure her Parkinson's hasn't progressed to far yet. 

[3OctaveFart]

But Daddy loooves her. Who do you think bought all that work for her?

He's our American Caligula. His namesake liked to have sex with his sisters.

They can keep telling all the lies they like, but I would like him to come clean that his association with Melania was one of his "deals". Anyone with a brain can tell these two haven't been intimate in some time, and that they are not a real couple.

[3OctaveFart]

Oh, yeah. I'm sure her Parkinson's hasn't progressed to far yet. 

Ohmigosh I know, I would hate to see the 270-pound president have a major cardiac event.

Let's hope both of these folks start taking better care of themselves.

[Spy]

Ohmigosh I know, I would hate to see the 270-pound president have a major cardiac event.

Let's hope both of these folks start taking better care of themselves.

[Kidnostad3]

I pass by women every day on the street that are 20 times hotter than Ivanka Trump. She's average in my city, maybe a few ticks below.

She has his toad-like face, one that isn't "beautiful". Everything else is store-bought, including the Botox, capped teeth and fake tits.

He who chooses a porn star for an avatar wants to tell us about beauty.  This ignorant mook strikes me as a degenerate compulsive masturbater who hasn't had sex that didn't involve his hand and a porn video in 25 years.  The hot girls that he passes on the street everyday look at him as something just a little less hideous than a genital chancre.

[Spy]

Here's Mike Pence enjoying some KFC with his mother, his biological mother, not to be confused with his wife Karen whom he also calls mother.  One night while he was governor of Indiana, he invited some state legislators to his home for dinner. This conversation took place.

"Mother, Mother, who prepared our meal this evening?"

The legislators looked at one another, speaking with their eyes: He just called his wife "Mother."

Maybe it was a joke, the legislator reasoned. But a few minutes later, Pence shouted again.

"Mother, Mother, whose china are we eating on?"

Mother Pence went on a long discourse about where the china was from. A little later, the legislators stumbled out, wondering what was weirder: Pence's inability to make conversation, or calling his wife "Mother" in the second decade of the 21st century.



   

[Dr. MD MD]

What's with all this KFC bashing?! Yeah, like you never eat it.  :

[Kidnostad3]

If you look real hard you probably can come up with a picture of Pence eating a Crispy Cream donut.  Wouldn't that be a hoot? 

[3OctaveFart]

He who chooses a porn star for an avatar wants to tell us about beauty.  This ignorant mook strikes me as a degenerate compulsive masturbater who hasn't had sex that didn't involve his hand and a porn video in 25 years.  The hot girls that he passes on the street everyday look at him as something just a little less hideous than a genital chancre.

I don't recall granting you permission to post to me. In fact I forbid you from reading my posts. Now go about your business.

[The King of Kings]

Mrs. Clinton makes more while taking a dump than you've ever earned in your life. She'll be just fine.

I know right.

All those 10's of million dollars given to her by middle east dictators through her "Clinton Foundation", not to mention 10's of millions of dollars rich Wall St. investors paid her to hear her speak.  Must have been quite a speech to keep making so many of them to Wall St. investors.

Definitely legit!

[Kidnostad3]

I don't recall granting you permission to post to me. In fact I forbid you from reading my posts. Now go about your business.

Eat my shorts you low rent piece of shit.

[The King of Kings]

If my wife looked like that old coot I'd call her Mother, too.

So now you are age and attractive shaming someone you have never met and are doing it against a woman?

[3OctaveFart]

Eat my shorts you low rent piece of shit.

Temper, temper, pussy willow!

[Kidnostad3]

So now you are age and attractive shaming someone you have never met and are doing it against a woman?

Pate has the integrity of a jonesing crack whore. 

[Spy]

If you look real hard you probably can come up with a picture of Pence eating a Crispy Cream donut.  Wouldn't that be a hoot?

If Pence ate a Krispy Kreme in the presence of his wife Karen then the conversation would probably go something like this.

"Mother. Mother. Who took a bite out of my Krispy Kreme? Was it you Mother? I do hope so. Because, as you know, Mother, I do not consume food in the presence of other women. You know that, don't you, Mother? Mother?"

[The King of Kings]

If Pence ate a Krispy Kreme in the presence of his wife Karen then the conversation would probably go something like this.

"Mother. Mother. Who took a bite out of my Krispy Kreme? Was it you Mother? I do hope so. Because, as you know, Mother, I do not consume food in the presence of other women. You know that, don't you, Mother? Mother?"

Fucking cringe.

Seriously. 

Creative writing isn't your thing.

[Spy]

Fucking cringe.

Seriously. 

Creative writing isn't your thing.

Sorry you didn't like it. I thought it captured the essence of Mike Pence pretty well. Despite your criticism, I would like to offer you a compliment. I think your posts are quite good considering English isn't your first language.

[Yorkshire pud]

If Pence ate a Krispy Kreme in the presence of his wife Karen then the conversation would probably go something like this.

"Mother. Mother. Who took a bite out of my Krispy Kreme? Was it you Mother? I do hope so. Because, as you know, Mother, I do not consume food in the presence of other women. You know that, don't you, Mother? Mother?"

If what you say is true about Pence, that is weird shit. But it could explain his attitude towards women. A kind of revere/loathing mismatch.

That is psychology lesson module #876 (i) and (ii).

[Yorkshire pud]

Sorry you didn't like it. I thought it captured the essence of Mike Pence pretty well. Despite your criticism, I would like to offer you a compliment. I think your posts are quite good considering English isn't your first language.

Not only is English not his first language, but homosapien isn't even the species he's part of. He does well for barely comprehending plankton.

[Dr. MD MD]

If what you say is true about Pence, that is weird shit. But it could explain his attitude towards women. A kind of revere/loathing mismatch.

That is psychology lesson module #876 (i) and (ii).

You move from pop-politics to pop-psychology with all the grace of a wounded water buffalo. 

[K_Dubb]

If what you say is true about Pence, that is weird shit. But it could explain his attitude towards women. A kind of revere/loathing mismatch.

That is psychology lesson module #876 (i) and (ii).

It's a cultural and generational thing.  Both of my grandpas, similarly devout, called Grandma "Mommy".

[Yorkshire pud]

You move from pop-politics to pop-psychology with all the grace of a wounded water buffalo. 

War of the Worlds was fake news. Have a sceance with Orson, he'll tell you son.

[Dr. MD MD]

War of the Worlds was fake news. Have a sceance with Orson, he'll tell you son.

Fake news can have real world consequences. That broadcast was proof of that. 

BTW, I am channeling him for the new White Crow project. 

[starrmtn001]

BREAKING NEWS 4/9/17: Gutfeld- TRUMP reminded everyone who's boss.

https://youtu.be/5nOw3E6Z48s

[Kidnostad3]

Rockin' retirement, thanks for asking

Hillary Clinton Tore Trump Apart in a Room Full of Women â€" Without Even Using His Name

'Resist, Insist, Persist and Enlist': Hillary Clinton Jabs President Trump at Bay Area Businesswomen Conference

Held in the Bay Area was it?  That would explain the warm reception.  Half the audience was in drag and the other half were dykes accompanied by their girlfriends.  Meister was no doubt front row center wearing her best pinstriped business suit and tie along with her significant other who was wearing a thong, strapless bikini top and nine inch platform shoes.  Hilliary's kind of folks.  Afterwards they all went out for sushi.