John B. Wells

[Larkin]

Since the callers are screened, they make sure the ones who get on air have something nice to say about the show or its host.  Oh how I long for the excitement and unpredictability of unscreened 8 8 callers!

[Yorkshire pud]

I know I'll regret it, but I've found it on an app on my phone.. Did that guy really say "Permission to come aboard the mothership sir"? Jeeeze. 

[nooryisawesome]

Wow.. Congratulations to wells. I thought c2c was at an all time low, absolute Rick bottom. No where to go but up.

Then wells gets an open lines show. An earthquake occurrs creating a fault line allowing c2c to sink further into the abyss.

[valdez]

Wells hosting tonight. Wonder what were in for?

Haarp.  NSA.  Hastings.  The administration's "communist" leanings (now now, general, mustn't be naughty).  Billy Jack (the most watched independent film in the history of the world?  And somebody in that flick got nominated for an Oscar?  Google, come quick!).  The speed of light.  Zimmerman.  Art Bell mentioned more than a few times (though not in relation to the coming superstorm).  Fat Boy Slim (not really).  And his usual opening monologue ditched for the second time.  He gets points for that.  Lots of points.
 

stand your ground

[Abby Normal]

Big John used "the C-word" last night to describe the U.S. government.  I wonder if it ever occurred to this dickhead (or Noory or Jones) that, if we really lived in a totalitarian state, he wouldn't be permitted to spew his ignorance on the radio every week.  He'd have been hauled off to some gulag long ago.  What a dickhead.  Oh, I already said that.  What a douchebag.

[ItsOver]

I know I'll regret it, but I've found it on an app on my phone.. Did that guy really say "Permission to come aboard the mothership sir"? Jeeeze. 

...

[Yorkshire pud]

Big John used "the C-word" last night to describe the U.S. government.  I wonder if it ever occurred to this dickhead (or Noory or Jones) that, if we really lived in a totalitarian state, he wouldn't be permitted to spew his ignorance on the radio every week.  He'd have been hauled off to some gulag long ago.  What a dickhead.  Oh, I already said that.  What a douchebag.

That's the beauty of the double double bluff..Let the proletariat believe they're not under a totalitarian regime, and let them say what the hell they like against said regime; until the day when "they" have had enough from the rebels; when "they" round the bastards up and put them against a wall..but before administering the summary justice, play back the recordings of their disgusting, rebellious and treacherous broadcasts..HA HA!!! That will teach any others who have designs...(Cont pp94)

[Abby Normal]

That's the beauty of the double double bluff..Let the proletariat believe they're not under a totalitarian regime, and let them say what the hell they like against said regime; until the day when "they" have had enough from the rebels; when "they" round the bastards up and put them against a wall..but before administering the summary justice, play back the recordings of their disgusting, rebellious and treacherous broadcasts..HA HA!!! That will teach any others who have designs...(Cont pp94)

Aha!  So Comrade Obama is quietly gathering recordings of J.B.'s anti-Communist rantings and, when the time is right, Fearless Leader will send in the storm troops (CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Canadian Immigration, Bildebergs, FEMA, Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations), capture the rascal, haul him off to a gulag and go after his contemporaries like Alex Jones, George Noory, Glenn Beck and the rest.  Then, with the proletariat robbed of their only source of THE TRUTH, the evil regime will have control of the masses for the next 10,000 years! 

[Yorkshire pud]

Aha!  So Comrade Obama is quietly gathering recordings of J.B.'s anti-Communist rantings and, when the time is right, Fearless Leader will send in the storm troops (CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Canadian Immigration, Bildebergs, FEMA, Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations), capture the rascal, haul him off to a gulag and go after his contemporaries like Alex Jones, George Noory, Glenn Beck and the rest.  Then, with the proletariat, robbed of their only source of THE TRUTH, the evil regime will have control of the masses for the next 10,000 years!

That is it; as a little rodent with a bushy tail might say, "In a nutshell".

[Tinfoil Hat]

One World Government/Big Brother conspiracy theories never fail to entertain and amuse me.

Sheesh they can't even enforce the speed limit on the Parkway, so how can they possibly control everyone?

JB & his ilk, always good for a laugh.

[Abby Normal]

That is it; as a little rodent with a bushy tail might say, "In a nutshell".

Then let us hope J.B. escapes before his is captured.  Perhaps there is still time for him to flee to Mother Russia.  I am confident Putin and Snowden have room for him in the dacha where they can spend many delightful hours dining on Pelmeni, Kotlety, Pirozhki and vodka.

[Sleepwalker]

One World Government/Big Brother conspiracy theories never fail to entertain and amuse me.

Sheesh they can't even enforce the speed limit on the Parkway, so how can they possibly control everyone?

JB & his ilk, always good for a laugh.

JB has convinced me.  It's time to go to JB's personal website and buy at least ten of everything he has for sale.  It's only a matter of hours until all that radiation from Fukushima is directly over my house - where it will remain for the next 1,000 years. I'll need all the radiation detectors, water filtration systems and freeze-dried food I can find. And frozen pizza rolls.  And turkey sandwiches from gas stations and convenience stores.  And crank-up radios.  And guns and ammo.  Lots of guns and ammo, because it's only a matter of time until our Communist government finds us in our bunkers and implants us with all manner of tracking devices and injects us with . . . vaccines!  Those deadly vaccines.  Vaccines against polio and measles and whooping cough and . . . Oh, the humanity! 

[b_dubb]

Coast to Coast Am is currently brainwreck radio. It'll make your head hurt

[onan]

Coast to Coast Am is currently brainwreck radio. It'll make your head hurt

+2 internets for you. I am stealing that.

[PB the Deplorable]

JB has convinced me.  It's time to go to JB's personal website and buy at least ten of everything he has for sale.  It's only a matter of hours until all that radiation from Fukushima is directly over my house - where it will remain for the next 1,000 years. I'll need all the radiation detectors, water filtration systems and freeze-dried food I can find. And frozen pizza rolls.  And turkey sandwiches from gas stations and convenience stores.  And crank-up radios.  And guns and ammo.  Lots of guns and ammo, because it's only a matter of time until our Communist government finds us in our bunkers and implants us with all manner of tracking devices and injects us with . . . vaccines!  Those deadly vaccines.  Vaccines against polio and measles and whooping cough and . . . Oh, the humanity!

And Gold!  How will you buy more ammo without gold?

[West of the Rockies]

Yes, but sadly, weirdly, there are clearly tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of listeners who latch onto every frothing word out of JBW's fetid mouth as though it's truth.  And those people vote!  Happily, equally weirdly, there are probably millions more people each night who are watching Growing Up Gotti or Jersey Shores.  Do the votes of the reality-show viewers outnumber the votes of the JBW one-world government believers?  It probably doesn't matter since the real vote getters have hundreds of millions of corporate dollars and Super PAC's to win the big races.

[onan]

And Gold!  How will you buy more ammo without gold?

On the right day I will buy more ammo with a can of spam than 8 ounces of gold. Or I will buy all the spam just by showing I have a bullet.

[West of the Rockies]

Oh, yes, the gold -- good catch!  Well, I don't know about all of you, but I've signed up for my two weeks of "delishus" E-Foods.  I'll be dining all fat and sassy... well, for two weeks anyway... when the Fukishima One World Order Zombie Apocalypse hits.

Oh-oh... gotta sign off.  There's a chupacabra humping a Sasquatch on my patio.  Someone needs to turn the hose on 'em.

[Flaxen Hegemony]

Yes, but sadly, weirdly, there are clearly tens of thousands, hundreds of thousands of listeners who latch onto every frothing word out of JBW's fetid mouth as though it's truth.  And those people vote!  Happily, equally weirdly, there are probably millions more people each night who are watching Growing Up Gotti or Jersey Shores.  Do the votes of the reality-show viewers outnumber the votes of the JBW one-world government believers?  It probably doesn't matter since the real vote getters have hundreds of millions of corporate dollars and Super PAC's to win the big races.

It would probably be a race between which of those groups had the longer attention span.  A dead heat?

[HorrorReporter]

Ok here is how the coast website described last nights open lines

Filling in for George Noory, John B. Wells hosted an evening of Open Lines. Daniel of Lifting Spirits Paranormal Society in Gettysburg, Pennsylvania, discussed his organization's work and impressive collection of paranormal photographs. "My wife is sensitive to the paranormal, she feels where the spirits are at, and that's how she's able to capture the pictures that she does," he disclosed. Daniel described one particular picture taken at the Jennie Wade House in Gettysburg that shows what appears to be the spirit of Jennie Wade herself in a mirror hanging on the wall. Daniel said his group focuses its efforts on helping residual spirits move on and find peace.

Max from Bend, Oregon, phoned in to talk about Einstein’s Theories of Special and General Relativity. The time it takes for someone to eat breakfast, lunch and dinner in a spaceship traveling at close to the speed of light would be equivalent to 1,000 years for the rest of the universe, he detailed, pointing out that a similar effect happens near 'heavy' objects such as black holes. Max suggested that such physics may apply to super beings, which are the only ones capable of traveling at light speed and why they cannot regularly be seen by regular humans on Earth.

John, a self-proclaimed amateur archaeologist in Tampa, Florida, announced that he'd finally found Ponce de León's lost colony after 13 years of searching for it. Many researchers have placed the colony south of Tampa in the vicinity of Charlotte Harbor, John explained, noting how his investigation led him to a site north of the city along the Anclote River. The discovery of blunderbusses, 15th century muskets and a Spanish well there provided supporting evidence, he added. According to John, de León sailed to Florida in search of the Spring of Rejuvenating Life from Greek mythology and actually found it at the convergence of three different waterways constructed by Poseidon as a special fish hatchery. The Spanish explorer discovered that this spring only regenerated fish life but he did find the 'Fountain of Life' in the form of highly medicinal elixir produced by a group of blond-haired blue-eyed Native Americans, he revealed. John also shared his theory that the fabled River Styx flows through the Atlantic Ocean to Florida.

I didn't listen to it.. But I noticed they mentioned nothing of political calls last night..
Interesting that with how political the open lines last night seemed to be, judging from
Comments on here, that the official site would mention nothing of
This....??

[Yorkshire pud]

Oh, yes, the gold -- good catch!  Well, I don't know about all of you, but I've signed up for my two weeks of "delishus" E-Foods.  I'll be dining all fat and sassy... well, for two weeks anyway... when the Fukishima One World Order Zombie Apocalypse hits.

Oh-oh... gotta sign off.  There's a chupacabra humping a Sasquatch on my patio.  Someone needs to turn the hose on 'em.

That is clearly not playing the game; and you're not a natural when it comes to dealing with unusual events...Be it a fatal collision, child drowning in a river, aliens landing in the park, or your frankly unbelievable scenario above; the first port of call isn't a humane one: No, it's taking out your smart phone and videoing it.. I thought everyone knew that? 

[Yorkshire pud]

Ok here is how the coast website described last nights open lines
I didn't listen to it.. But I noticed they mentioned nothing of political calls last night..
Interesting that with how political the open lines last night seemed to be, judging from
Comments on here, that the official site would mention nothing of
This....??

I wonder why that might be? Nope...I can't think.

group of blond-haired blue-eyed Native Americans,

Really? He knows doesn't he that native Americans didn't originate in America? He knew that.. Oh damn.

[West of the Rockies]

That is clearly not playing the game; and you're not a natural when it comes to dealing with unusual events...Be it a fatal collision, child drowning in a river, aliens landing in the park, or your frankly unbelievable scenario above; the first port of call isn't a humane one: No, it's taking out your smart phone and videoing it.. I thought everyone knew that?

Oh, dear, Yorkie, I am a technological have-not.  I don't own a smart/cell phone.  I don't want to be "got a hold of" when I'm not in the house.  Maybe, just maybe, I am out in nature because I don't want to be bothered (miserable misanthrope that I am). 

And how dare you suggest that my above-mentioned scenario did not occur.  I've been on the phone to Tommy all morning to get an interview on C2C just as soon as my book deal comes through.

[MikeJ]

Wow.. Congratulations to wells. I thought c2c was at an all time low, absolute Rick bottom. No where to go but up.

Then wells gets an open lines show. An earthquake occurrs creating a fault line allowing c2c to sink further into the abyss.

I just spat out my coffee all over my laptop.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Aha!  So Comrade Obama is quietly gathering recordings of J.B.'s anti-Communist rantings and, when the time is right, Fearless Leader will send in the storm troops (CIA, FBI, MI5, MI6, Canadian Immigration, Bildebergs, FEMA, Illuminati, Council on Foreign Relations), capture the rascal, haul him off to a gulag and go after his contemporaries like Alex Jones, George Noory, Glenn Beck and the rest.  Then, with the proletariat robbed of their only source of THE TRUTH, the evil regime will have control of the masses for the next 10,000 years!

That brought a tear to my eye.  Is it possible I'm starting to love Communist Totalitarianism too much?

[Heather Wade]

Coast to Coast Am is currently brainwreck radio. It'll make your head hurt

And that's the truth... glad I don't think this all by myself... the burden is too much.  Ok, I listened for about an hour and a half last night (to see if any callers would spill the beans about Art's return) and my head still hurts.

[polarissucks01]

God I am getting sick of John B Wells. He can make the most interesting subject so annoying with the way he repeats stuff, his bad english accents and the subjects he takes on are the same multiple days in a row, let alone the same each week. NSA, spying on us, political downfall, we are all doomed. He has nothing interesting on, ever.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Is it just me or does John B. Wells' voice sound a little more within the normal range of male vocal frequencies tonight?  Maybe its just the sound of my fan interfering with it.

[Morgus]

Is it just me or does John B. Wells' voice sound a little more within the normal range of male vocal frequencies tonight?  Maybe its just the sound of my fan interfering with it.

maybe his electronic voice enhancer device is malfunctioning tonight?

[TheGrimCreeper1]

Is it just me or does John B. Wells' voice sound a little more within the normal range of male vocal frequencies tonight?  Maybe its just the sound of my fan interfering with it.

He sounds like a douche as always. I can't stand him and his feeble attempt to replicate a British accent. And his "news" report sounds like he's merely reading headlines from the Drudge Report and Infowars.com.