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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 29, 2010, 10:18:11 PM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
97 (39.6%)
Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
57 (23.3%)
A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
47 (19.2%)
Frankenstein's Monster
102 (41.6%)
One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
66 (26.9%)

Total Members Voted: 245

Quote from: blackshap9 on April 08, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
... This thread is dead for me. I would rather listen to John B Smells then waste any more time here.

There must be a John Wells doesn't suck and George Noory is a nice guy thread somewhere.  Oh, wait, there isn't

blackshap9

Quote from: Agent : Orange on April 08, 2012, 06:11:41 PM
Nah, that's what comes across on the air and some of the reasons I don't like him. But I don't know him from Adam, he could be a really nice guy. He just carries the show in a way that doesn't get me pumped up to listen.

I'm not "attacking" anyone. Just stating my own personal opinion.
Have fun! Hope you get some rest and are able to relax a bit.

Having too much fun ripping into geniuses like you.

When you say;

"that's what comes across on the air and some of the reasons I don't like him.",

you are referring to those character traits. It is those character traits you dislike. Those character traits are the reasons you don't like him.




blackshap9

Quote from: Paper*Boy on April 08, 2012, 06:36:26 PM

There must be a John Wells doesn't suck and George Noory is a nice guy thread somewhere.  Oh, wait, there isn't
After reading some of your posts today I think you and I could agree on one thing; you dislike Snorry as mush as I dislike Smells.

Quote from: blackshap9 on April 08, 2012, 06:01:22 PM
This thread is dead for me. I would rather listen to John B Smells then waste any more time here.

Oh surprise you're back

blackshap9

Quote from: Agent : Orange on April 08, 2012, 07:30:34 PM
Oh surprise you're back
LOL Hey no worries kiddo. As long as professors like you are spewing their verbal diarrhea, I'll be here to point out where the smell is coming from. 

WOOOP  8)


Ben Shockley

Hey Orange,  I told you  to not take the bait  ;D ;D ;D

Quote from: Ben Shockley on April 09, 2012, 01:03:02 AM
Hey Orange,  I told you  to not take the bait  ;D ;D ;D
I told myself I knew what I was doing. I told myself that maybe Shockley got carried away and this dude wouldn't be so bad. Then the brakes on the car went, and I knew I was in big trouble. How right you were, Ben. How right you were.

My favorite part is declaring a hate for the thread, that it's not worth his time to read anymore, and then hanging around all the same. Seen that a lot and I'll never get tired of it. Classic.

fabucat

This thread should be called Wells Smells.  As much as Noory sucks, Wells smells.

Just listened to Wells' wackadoodle guest, this Swede Palmgren, who was bitching about how Sweden was a Marxist state, which taxed millionaires to death and took away dissenters' children.  (Never mind that ABBA did pretty well, and never even became tax exiles, not to mention Ace of Bass, and other Swedish pop groups).  One might not care for Sweden's socialism, but the state Palmgren talks about more resembles N. Korea. 

Checked his website & one a the news stories is from a Hezbollah website.  The story is about a Jewish basketball player who claims that he likes to eat his unleavened bread with the blood of Christians and Muslims! 

So much for veracity!

blackshap9

Quote from: fabucat on April 15, 2012, 12:43:43 AM
This thread should be called Wells Smells.  As much as Noory sucks, Wells smells.

Just listened to Wells' wackadoodle guest, this Swede Palmgren, who was bitching about how Sweden was a Marxist state, which taxed millionaires to death and took away dissenters' children.  (Never mind that ABBA did pretty well, and never even became tax exiles, not to mention Ace of Bass, and other Swedish pop groups).  One might not care for Sweden's socialism, but the state Palmgren talks about more resembles N. Korea. 

Checked his website & one a the news stories is from a Hezbollah website.  The story is about a Jewish basketball player who claims that he likes to eat his unleavened bread with the blood of Christians and Muslims! 

So much for veracity!
Yes his site links to another site spewing racist shit like this
Official Danish holocaust researcher refutes claim of 6 million Jews killed during The Holocaust
surprise surprise  >:(
http://balder.org/judea/Richard-Coudenhove-Kalergi-Practical-Idealism-Vienna-1925.php

Zelig

my eyes are burning

ZombiePoppa

John B. Smells is another far right nutjob who looks like he smells of cheap smokes and egg farts. I was super excited when he first took over because I dug his voice and his interview with Winter Laake was fairly entertaining. But he lost me... And last night his praise of Sheriff Joe Arpaio kinda made me sick.

fabucat

Sheriff Joe has a lot of fans in the Coast to Coast community.  I can't stand his anti-immigrant BS, but am more sympathetic than I otherwise might be due to the fact that about a decade ago, illegal immigration was really out of control.  Funny, however, Sheriff Joe never mentions that it's been OBAMA who has been cracking down on illegals, even illegally deporting Mexican-Americans!  No for all of Obama's zeal, Sheriff Joe gets into the birther biz.  Obama could scour Arizona until it's lily white and Brewer and the Sheriff STILL would hate him.

But I digress.  I really can overlook Wells' love for the Sheriff, since Snoory loves him too.  Art probably dug him too at one point.  Most conservatives who listen to radio stations which offer C2C dig him too.  When I listen to Coast, I don't expect Phil Donohue.

I DO NOT, ALSO, EXPECT SICKO HOLOCAUST DENIERS!  FUCK YOU, JOHN B. WELLS!

ZombiePoppa

Quote from: fabucat on April 15, 2012, 01:26:45 PMWhen I listen to Coast, I don't expect Phil Donohue.

Yeah, it's just getting old. All the political shows. Mix it up a little bit. And John hit all the points last night: climate change denial, Sheriff Joe love, birtherism, Soros, blah blah blah.

Quote from: fabucat on April 15, 2012, 01:26:45 PMI DO NOT, ALSO, EXPECT SICKO HOLOCAUST DENIERS!  FUCK YOU, JOHN B. WELLS!

Hmm, I must have missed that.

Quote from: fabucat on April 15, 2012, 01:26:45 PM
...  Obama could scour Arizona until it's lily white and Brewer and the Sheriff STILL would hate him...

Correct.  Because it's not about being 'white' or not.

Scully

Quote from: Morgus on April 01, 2012, 01:53:16 AM
tonight's c2c show has been one of the best April Fools jokes ever... :D


Not picking on you, Morgus.  You had lots of company in thinking John Lear's wildest-yet flights of fantasy were just a prank, as Wells implied at the last minute of the show when he growled, "It's April the 1st."  I, too was left trying to decide  whether or not John B. Wells was just covering his rear end when he said that.


My ears pricked up last night when I realized Wells was making some kind of apologia about that show, saying he has had thousands of emails berating him for his April Fool's prank. He then went on one of his lengthy rambles saying how much of Lear's claims are absolutely factual to Wells' own knowledge, and that he didn't say "April Fool" at the end of that program, but rather simply stated the date:  April 1.


Even so, he ended his rant with some convoluted statement saying that all is well, and we're all going to be all right.  Gave the impression he's had lots of scared silly listeners climbing the walls.  ???




Sleepwalker

Hope I'm not repeating old stuff here. But have you seen John B. Wells whacko website, Caravan to Midnight? It's at http://caravantomidnight.com/index.html   He sells radiation detectors and water filtration systems on this site, presumably for the end of civilization.

So he does his Coast gig every Saturday night, spews as lot of end-of-the-world lunacy, and sells products you'll need on his doomsday website.



b_dubb

wells' site is horrible. the fact that he sells gas masks and such on his site makes Noory's eFoods look harmless. I can't stand either one of those jackasses

Lansdude

I just found this board by googling "john b. wells" + socialism.

A lot of people hate Noory for being stupid, but he's at least open-minded.

Seems like every time I give John B. a chance he's reaffirming his conservative ideals. He's got a scientist like Krauss on talking about theoretical physics or whatever and he feels the need to dogmatically assert his religious beliefs in the face of science. He has some god-fearing libertarian on and it becomes an invitation to triumphantly rip on liberalism and mutually masturbate.

The guy lacks the ability to leave aside his own bizarre convictions and advance the conversation by making remarks and asking questions.

Not that Noory is some kind of socratic critical midwife but at least he isn't jamming each show into his premade worldview over the air. Noory is just smart enough to know he needs to hold off. Wells is a fundamentalist.

Can't stand the guy, Coast becomes right-wing rant radio on the weekends thanks to him. Give me sheepish George 7 days a week.

morphiaflow

Quote from: Lansdude on April 16, 2012, 05:14:37 PM
Seems like every time I give John B. a chance he's reaffirming his conservative ideals...he feels the need to dogmatically assert his religious beliefs...it becomes an invitation to triumphantly rip on liberalism and mutually masturbate.

The guy lacks the ability to leave aside his own bizarre convictions...

Noory...isn't jamming each show into his premade worldview over the air...Wells is a fundamentalist.

...Coast becomes right-wing rant radio on the weekends thanks to him.

Hope you don't mind the editing/extraction I did....to highlight the main points.

You're singin' a tune folks round these here parts have heard ME repeat for months. Glad I'm not the only one to notice what a tool Wells is.

Amen brotha. Amen.

Ben Shockley

Quote from: Lansdude on April 16, 2012, 05:14:37 PM
I just found this board...
Welcome, Lansdude.   To put it in terms Rev. Wells could relate to --oh, I see Morphiaflow already did  ;D -- you're preaching to the choir, 'dude.
Well, some of us are in the choir, anyway~~~
Go back in this thread to the weekend Krauss was on and read the e-mail I sent him following Wells' on-air attempted forcible baptism.


Just out of curiosity though:  why would you search by using "Wells + socialism?"   I wouldn't think it would be too productive to search by combining mutually exclusive terms...?!?   Or were you looking for Wells quotes that included words/phrases like "to hell with infant mortality rates" or "over my dead body" or something...?

Lansdude

lol guys, thanks.

shockley, i googled it because i thought it would be easier to find people who hate his schtick by looking for his scare words. socialism, liberalism, scientism (jk - he doesnt know that one), welfare, etc.

read your krauss email, it was hilarious. actually i sent john an email myself during that show (no reply obv) complaining about how he kept throwing his religious ingredients into every segment of the interview. i tuned in to hear a brilliant mind at the top of his field and had to listen to a bible thumper try to undermine him. krauss handled it well and i think even did a good job of subtly schooling him but i was dying for him to rip into john. can't do that obviously. separate complain i want to get off my chest - i tried to call in too to ask about free will and determinism and had to listen to a final hour of calls from people who clearly didnt grasp the concepts seeking affirmation of their moonshine-fueled limited vocabulary theories. so. damn. frustrating.

good to see you guys can't stand this idiot too.

oh, the other night he also read one of the emails (it was eloquent) scorning him for being the type of hack who's ruining the political discussion in the country. of course john dutifully read it, offered some superficial rejoinder and continued to coax the guest as he discussed how The Girl With the Dragon Tattoo reveals how Sweden is a big government socialist dystopia that destroys individual creativity.

total fool.

Lovely Bones

The above posts strike me as missing the mark. 

Wells and Noory aren't offensive along partisan lines.  They are equal opportunity offenders.

That said, Noory is the more offensive (IMNSHO) because he won't even own up to taking a stand and defending it, except on a few things like abiotic oil and turmeric, and because he sits back on his intellectually lazy keister reading off crib cards at inopportune moments, collecting a paycheck and ruining a once-great program. 

But that is just my opinion. 

fabucat

Quote from: Lansdude on April 16, 2012, 05:14:37 PM
I just found this board by googling "john b. wells" + socialism.

A lot of people hate Noory for being stupid, but he's at least open-minded.

Seems like every time I give John B. a chance he's reaffirming his conservative ideals. He's got a scientist like Krauss on talking about theoretical physics or whatever and he feels the need to dogmatically assert his religious beliefs in the face of science. He has some god-fearing libertarian on and it becomes an invitation to triumphantly rip on liberalism and mutually masturbate.

The guy lacks the ability to leave aside his own bizarre convictions and advance the conversation by making remarks and asking questions.

Not that Noory is some kind of socratic critical midwife but at least he isn't jamming each show into his premade worldview over the air. Noory is just smart enough to know he needs to hold off. Wells is a fundamentalist.

Can't stand the guy, Coast becomes right-wing rant radio on the weekends thanks to him. Give me sheepish George 7 days a week.

I really agree with you here.  I pretty much gave up on Coast2Coast when Ian cut down and Wells replaced him.  Noory has been pissing me off heavily as well, but not nearly as much as Wells has. 

fabucat

I'm no conservative but if I were, I'd be pretty pissed off if folks were lumping me in with lunatics like Wells.  The word for Wells is "reactionary". 

Harmness

Quote from: fabucat on April 17, 2012, 12:06:23 PM
I'm no conservative but if I were, I'd be pretty pissed off if folks were lumping me in with lunatics like Wells.  The word for Wells is "reactionary".

As a reactionary, I'm offended.

CoastCanuck

Sat. April 21 John B. Wells show...scheduled guest is Glynis McCants.... IMO, not her again.

ZombiePoppa

Quote from: CoastCanuck on April 20, 2012, 01:45:55 PM
Sat. April 21 John B. Wells show...scheduled guest is Glynis McCants.... IMO, not her again.

Ugh... That's a big, busy work night for me and before Wells I used to look forward to listening. Add some Glynis to that you get a big yawn from me.

preston

Quote from: CoastCanuck on April 20, 2012, 01:45:55 PM
Sat. April 21 John B. Wells show...scheduled guest is Glynis McCants.... IMO, not her again.
Just a typical John B Smells show in which he has to have a previous George Snorry guest.

Morgus

Quote from: CoastCanuck on April 20, 2012, 01:45:55 PM
Sat. April 21 John B. Wells show...scheduled guest is Glynis McCants.... IMO, not her again.
Seems like The Number's Lady is spreading out beyond with George Noory now?
At least with Noory she was usually just a one hour guest.
With Wells she gets to ramble on for 3 whole hours...

Harmness

Quote from: Morgus on April 20, 2012, 04:57:29 PM
Seems like The Number's Lady is spreading out beyond with George Noory now?

If you look at her, you'll notice she's spreading out all over the place.

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