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John B. Wells

Started by HAL 9000, December 29, 2010, 10:18:11 PM

John B. Wells looks like:

A Vulcan
97 (39.6%)
Hank's Japanese half-brother, "Junichero," in King of the Hill eps. 6ABE20-21  
57 (23.3%)
A stoner sufer named "Tracker," who mentored Sean Penn & Keanu Reeves
47 (19.2%)
Frankenstein's Monster
102 (41.6%)
One of those faces on the Sgt. Pepper album (2nd row from the top. Face #5)
66 (26.9%)

Total Members Voted: 245

NowhereInTime

Quote from: ShayP on June 14, 2014, 05:33:22 PM
Poor wording on my part.  The housing thing had to do with foreclosures and loans.  Forgive me for lack of details.  I may be misinformed by the misinformed.
No, it's true that there are a lot of homes for sale in Sandy Hook.  Now. However, before the attack the only homes suffering foreclosure were the post 9/11 refinancing boom mcmansions (built in the early 2000's).  Most people in Newtown have decades in their homes.

bigchucka

Quote from: McPhallus on June 20, 2014, 07:07:22 AM
Wells is one of those people who's always trying to appear smarter and more sophisticated than they actually are.  Hence the use of big words like, "extant."

That actually might have been me.  That was my best guess as to what word he was going for.  Rest of it was accurate though... Like I said, first transcription I've ever done... I should be able to get the audio, but have a feeling there wouldn't be much of a demand for it, since I've already covered the gist of it...

MV/Liberace!

Oh nooooo!  A guy who thinks the Sandy Hook shooting was staged also doesn't like SomethingGab.  Boo hoo.   Sometimes you're assessed by who DOESN'T like you.

Fuck that Frankenstein looking freak show.

bigchucka

Quote from: MV on June 20, 2014, 10:56:32 PM
Oh nooooo!  A guy who thinks the Sandy Hook shooting was staged also doesn't like SomethingGab.  Boo hoo.   Sometimes you're assessed by who DOESN'T like you.

Fuck that Frankenstein looking freak show.

I guess it's a good thing I never got around to seeing if I'd get a response to an email defending this place... and inquiring about the possibility of my "conspiracy theory" being correct... even though if it was, I doubt I would have got a confirmation on that... which is why I never bothered. 

When he accused the host of Capricorn radio in a video that JBW posted on YouTube of putting his shows on YouTube... and the host responded saying the guy was someone who has scammed him as well... Wells just removed the accusing video.  Wonder if he ever got an apology?  I doubt it... and I don't think you would have as well.  Even if my theory was correct on that...

RedMichael

Quote from: bigchucka on June 19, 2014, 06:58:34 AM
But anyway, these people are incapable of listening...  Their cognitive senses are poor, their critical thinking skills are nil, and their civility is, well, barely extant.


Wells, you are a 3rd rate hack and your deductive reasoning is...nil. If the above reasons were true, we would be listening to your pathetic, uninformed drivel.

The fact that you would even spend 10 seconds to address this on a show is sad considering that, despite all logic, you are somewhat of a public figure and it goes with the territory. I am happy your endeavor hasn't failed yet. I thought it did as no one ever mentions you outside of past tense.

RedMichael

Also, a trend I am seeing is that people liked Wells when he was on C2C but don't like him, like him less, or are unsure on caravan. If this is the case, then those people really didn't like Wells. He forced to do different shows than what he wanted and, according to him, was censored. So when you think about it, if you really liked Wells' you would be elated that he has a show where he can talk about what he wants...but that isn't the case. The people that liked Wells' on C2C really just liked his voice and C2C topics.

So from Wells' himself, that person on C2C was basically fake because it was someone doing topics they didn't want and filtering what they are saying. Now that he stepped out from behind the curtain, the vocal minority of pro Wells fans has shrunk even more. Those topics he could do that people liked are gone...and no one really cares for his unfiltered opinion.

How is that for deductive reasoning?

b_dubb

Caravan to Midnight is a great podcast ...



FOR ME TO POOP ON!!!

MV/Liberace!

I keep reading it as Caveman to Midnight.


Catsmile

I read it as Short Bus to Midday.


Quote from: The General on June 19, 2014, 09:11:02 PM
Ha!  Don't mistake misanthropy...
From the little bit I read of Jackstar, he was desperate for human contact.

Nebraska888

Quote from: Mind Flayer Monk on June 21, 2014, 07:23:31 PM
From the little bit I read of Jackstar, he was desperate for human contact.

Yep.

paladin1991

Jackyboy's name keeps coming up in the threads.  You guys miss him.  Like a dog misses his bone. 

onan

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Jackyboy's name keeps coming up in the threads.  You guys miss him.  Like a dog misses his bone.

Hurricane Fran came through here in 96. People are still talking about it, the winds and rain, lack of power, lack of water, road closures, traffic congestion and many more difficulties. But never confuse that with wanting another hurricane.

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: paladin1991 on June 22, 2014, 09:07:30 AM
Jackyboy's name keeps coming up in the threads.  You guys miss him.  Like a dog misses his bone.

We're still on each other's christmas card list..and?

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 22, 2014, 09:34:18 AM
We're still on each other's christmas card list..and?
Me too!  Me too! Me too!  I wanna be on a list.  Oh, wait.  I already am!  .gov is watching and waiting.  (inserted conspiracy content for thread satisfaction) :D

bigchucka

Quote from: bigchucka on June 21, 2014, 02:23:22 AM
I just seen a picture the other day of a dipshit wearing a Santa hat...

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on June 22, 2014, 09:34:18 AM
We're still on each other's christmas card list..and?

That explains it...

coaster

Wells looks like he smells like an old ashtray and bong water. fuck him.

Catsmile

Quote from: coaster on June 23, 2014, 05:52:31 PM
Wells looks like he smells like an old ashtray and bong water. fuck him.

Agreed, hes toxic IMO.

It's cringe inducing listing to him attempt to be hip, as he clumsily verbally paints himself into a corner. Once cornered he then spews one of his goto phrases, about a "cup of tea", or uses a sad British accent lurching abruptly into what he thinks is a segue. Hoping no one notices his faux pas.
Those are his good points.
The rest is at best, bravo sierra. 

Gd5150

Its funny to read comments containing bitter hatred for Wells. I mean good lord get over it ya frickin losers. The guy was a 1 day a week radio host. LOL!

Quote from: Gd5150 on June 23, 2014, 07:49:29 PM
Its (sic) funny to read comments containing bitter hatred for Wells. I mean good lord get over it ya frickin losers. The guy was a 1 day a week radio host. LOL!

This thread doesn't come close to bitter hatred***!

Simply something-gab love taps on surfer dude's coconut echo chamber head to sound out if anyone is home.

***Bitter hatred : currently reserved for the Mr. Fidget thread and for Art Bell if he fails to return after the recent Dark Matter implosion. "You're Dead To Me, Art! You heartless bastard! Fuck Dark Matter! You fooled me again, Goddamn it!!!!" etc etc.


cweb

Quote from: Gd5150 on June 23, 2014, 07:49:29 PM
Its funny to read comments containing bitter hatred for Wells.
Bitter?

Nay, good sir.

My hatred is rather sweet. And fluffy.

Jackstar

John B. Wells is like Coke In America--ubiquitous. Pass it on.

Also, didn't I say this thread was gonna go viral? I meant it, yo. It's science. Dark science.

Dateline

Quote from: Jackstar on June 24, 2014, 07:54:21 AM
John B. Wells is like Coke In America--ubiquitous. Pass it on.

Also, didn't I say this thread was gonna go viral? I meant it, yo. It's science. Dark science.

I agree, Coke in the new Green Coke Cans.  Do research and google.  They are using a different type of sweetener and thus the new color can.

John B. Wells has gone green.

Jackstar

Oh! This thread explains everything.

It's the... jackpot, as they say. /titter.


Hey, you guys, get this: over on Reddit, someone asked me, in response to some of my truly mind-blowing posts, if I were "some kind of super-villain," I shit you not. It was awesome.

Naturally, the joke's on her: I'm Batman.

bigchucka

Quote from: Jackstar on June 25, 2014, 05:30:10 AM
Oh! This thread explains everything.

It's the... jackpot, as they say. /titter.


Hey, you guys, get this: over on Reddit, someone asked me, in response to some of my truly mind-blowing posts, if I were "some kind of super-villain," I shit you not. It was awesome.

Naturally, the joke's on her: I'm Batman.

http://youtu.be/2IK-ttwltD0


bigchucka

Whenever my Baptism of Fire and Darkness is over.

RedMichael

Quote from: Gd5150 on June 23, 2014, 07:49:29 PM
Its funny to read comments containing bitter hatred for Wells. I mean good lord get over it ya frickin losers. The guy was a 1 day a week radio host. LOL!

How is any of this bitter? You sound as deranged as Wells. Doesn't being bitter require envy? Wells isn't even a joke...he is just the punchline.

Jackstar


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