Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

jazmunda · March 11, 2015, 02:14:59 AM

South African News Crew Mugged on Camera.

http://youtu.be/WDCrp5wjr1s

pate · March 11, 2015, 04:38:12 AM

I threaten with this:

Piano Fling

wr250 · March 11, 2015, 05:00:11 AM

Quote from: pate on March 11, 2015, 04:38:12 AM
I threaten with this:

Piano Fling

odd i usually threaten with a "worst of george noory" show.

Treading Water · March 11, 2015, 06:07:11 AM

Quote from: bateman on March 10, 2015, 05:23:05 PM
I find Julia Child's cooking videos relaxing, hilarious and informative.

"Save the liver!"

popple · March 11, 2015, 06:38:38 PM

popple · March 11, 2015, 06:40:20 PM

Quote from: bateman on March 10, 2015, 04:03:21 PM

I forgot about that part of the book. Lots of wtf'ery.

Heather Wade · March 11, 2015, 06:51:02 PM

Quote from: popple on March 11, 2015, 06:38:38 PM

I wish this little ritual went so well at my house. $:-\$

ksm32 · March 11, 2015, 09:47:27 PM

When I was little, I feared smallpox.

Now that I'm big, I fear REALLYBIGPOX. They're the worst.

Gadzookz.

jazmunda · March 11, 2015, 10:51:51 PM

I can't wait to see this film:

http://youtu.be/_IBWbpJdRMQ

MV/Liberace! · March 11, 2015, 11:04:54 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on March 11, 2015, 10:51:51 PM
I can't wait to see this film:

http://youtu.be/_IBWbpJdRMQ

Who owns the rights to Nirvana's music these days?

jazmunda · March 11, 2015, 11:07:18 PM

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 11:04:54 PM
Who owns the rights to Nirvana's music these days?

Do I look like Google?

http://www.cnbc.com/id/101556790#.

The General · March 11, 2015, 11:09:35 PM

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 11:04:54 PM
Who owns the rights to Nirvana's music these days?

Probably still Satan. Unless he sold it, but I doubt it.

Eddie Coyle · March 12, 2015, 09:24:58 AM

Quote from: The General on March 11, 2015, 11:09:35 PM
Probably still Satan. Unless he sold it, but I doubt it.

Correct, it's probably still under David Geffen's control.

3OctaveFart · March 12, 2015, 12:22:05 PM

The glory days of Universal with the original Dracula, Frankenstein and Wolfman was the THE golden age, but late '70s and early '80s was a fantastic era to be a kid and love horror/sci-fi.

MV/Liberace! · March 12, 2015, 03:17:49 PM

Customer: I was in your office a couple months ago to have my computer fixed, and it's messing up again, so I was wondering if it would cost me anything to have it fixed.

Me: Let me look up your account here... hmm, looks like you were last here in January of 2013.

Customer: Click.

People suck.

jazmunda · March 12, 2015, 03:23:57 PM

Quote from: MV on March 12, 2015, 03:17:49 PM
Customer: I was in your office a couple months ago to have my computer fixed, and it's messing up again, so I was wondering if it would cost me anything to have it fixed.

Me: Let me look up your account here... hmm, looks like you were last here in January of 2013.

Customer: Click.

People suck.

You should install some backdoor virus onto all the computers you repair for just these types of situations. And by backdoor virus I do of course me the dumping of horse porn onto their hard drives.

jazmunda · March 12, 2015, 05:23:17 PM

One day these guys are gonna get their faces bitten off by this kitty. I hope they get video of that.

http://youtu.be/jyJZVzmuH70

ksm32 · March 12, 2015, 05:43:46 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on March 12, 2015, 05:23:17 PM
One day these guys are gonna get their faces bitten off by this kitty. I hope they get video of that.

http://youtu.be/jyJZVzmuH70

tic, tic, tic, and so on..

And they're drinking beer..

ksm32 · March 12, 2015, 05:45:10 PM

Quote from: MV on March 12, 2015, 03:17:49 PM
Customer: I was in your office a couple months ago to have my computer fixed, and it's messing up again, so I was wondering if it would cost me anything to have it fixed.

Me: Let me look up your account here... hmm, looks like you were last here in January of 2013.

Customer: Click.

People suck.

That was Kelt.

wr250 · March 12, 2015, 06:01:19 PM

Quote from: ksm32 on March 12, 2015, 05:45:10 PM
That was Kelt.

or maybe white crow

jazmunda · March 12, 2015, 06:02:07 PM

Young and old Seinfeld would be the greatest lesbian couple EVER.

jazmunda · March 12, 2015, 10:53:51 PM

Almost as funny as watching people get hit in the groin genre are the people at sports games not paying attention and getting hit in the face genre.

http://youtu.be/KMaFGcEebZM

analog kid · March 12, 2015, 11:48:22 PM

Quote from: MV on March 11, 2015, 11:04:54 PM
Who owns the rights to Nirvana's music these days?

Courtney Love still owns all of it, as far as I know. The last well-known documentary on Kurt - the one that was accusatory towards Courtney in Kurt's death, wasn't allowed to use any Nirvana music, and had an awkward soundtrack of unrelated music. This one looks highly sympathetic to Courtney, and has a Nirvana soundtrack (and is timed with the release of an unearthed Nirvana song). Courtney Love being one of the most repugnant and vile human beings in the public eye in modern times. Her own daughter disowned her. Her mourning shtick was an act and Trent Reznor tells a story about being horrified at her laughing about the incident days afterwards. But I take solace in the fact that she fairly quickly became too physically and mentally disgusting due to her heavy drug usage to maintain any kind of career.

analog kid · March 12, 2015, 11:53:29 PM

Quote from: jazmunda on March 12, 2015, 06:02:07 PM
Young and old Seinfeld would be the greatest lesbian couple EVER.

Old Seinfeld is a douche who hangs around with Tom Cruise and defends Scientology. Because cult-like pyramid schemes that bilk tens of thousands out of vulnerable people with useless pseudoscience, and uses slave labor, including that of children, is a-okay.

MV/Liberace! · March 13, 2015, 01:26:50 AM

Quote from: analog kid on March 12, 2015, 11:53:29 PM
Old Seinfeld is a douche who hangs around with Tom Cruise and defends Scientology.

Eww. Does he really? That's disappointing to read. I'd rather read he owns a secret farm in Idaho where famous people can go to have sex with livestock.

analog kid · March 13, 2015, 03:20:53 AM

Quote from: MV on March 13, 2015, 01:26:50 AM
Eww. Does he really? That's disappointing to read. I'd rather read he owns a secret farm in Idaho where famous people can go to have sex with livestock.

Yessss. He was doing interviews addressing criticisms of Scientology as "bad journalism," in a "how dare you" sort of tone, and he and Cruise are close friends. He may be a convert himself.

bound4bristol · March 13, 2015, 03:27:53 AM

Quote from: jazmunda on March 12, 2015, 10:53:51 PM
Almost as funny as watching people get hit in the groin genre are the people at sports games not paying attention and getting hit in the face genre.

I love how the gentleman next to her (her husband possibly?) half-heartedly tries to "deflect" the ball

~~I'm sorry honey, I did try...~~

bound4bristol · March 13, 2015, 03:33:04 AM

Quote from: MV on March 13, 2015, 01:26:50 AM
Eww. Does he really? That's disappointing to read. I'd rather read he owns a secret farm in Idaho where famous people can go to have sex with livestock.

Sorry MV, I have heard some quite disturbing things concerning the going's-on at his Wyoming ranch...

~~but that's not quite Idaho, now is it?~~

Eddie Coyle · March 13, 2015, 08:29:23 PM

The (first) murder trial of Aaron Hernandez is underway, getting scant attention nationally, but something I find fascinating and vastly underreported is the Kraft/Belichick being "duped" by him.

A recurring theme is that Hernandez was surly and moody. Not a sociopath who could work a room. Yet somehow, the smartest coach and owner duo(just ask them) were somehow misled by somebody whose Wonderlic indicates an IQ of roughly 90-95. Methinks that as long as he fit into their offense and got them to the AFC Championship, they were more than willing to be fooled by him. A First Round talent that they drafted in the 4th. Shit, when you're off the Raiders board!

The General · March 13, 2015, 08:35:16 PM

Quote from: MV on March 12, 2015, 03:17:49 PM
Customer: I was in your office a couple months ago to have my computer fixed, and it's messing up again, so I was wondering if it would cost me anything to have it fixed.

Me: Let me look up your account here... hmm, looks like you were last here in January of 2013.

Customer: Click.

People suck.

AAArrrghh, I get that all the time. People really do suck.

I swear to God that people will drop off a repair and I will tell them it will be one week before it's done, and I'll call them to let them know when it is finished. They'll call me THE NEXT DAY to see if it's done yet. I just wanna tell them, "Yeah, I time traveled to next week AND overnighted your parts from Unicorn Land, so you can pick it up yesterday if you'd like. And it's free because I love you. Douche"