Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'll just leave this here; I had it's contents about 20 minutes ago...and yes, it is what it says on the label.

An alcohol content of only 4.7%?  That wouldn't give a kitten a buzz.  You could have eight more and still be able to operate heavy machinery safely.

[Yorkshire pud]

An alcohol content of only 4.7%?  That wouldn't give a kitten a buzz.  You could have eight more and still be able to operate heavy machinery safely.

Yes; but as you well know, I have an alcohol intolerance that makes me into a raging psychopath with anything stronger than a rum and butter bon bon or a red wine gum. One bottle of Bombardier and this town will be toast overnight--watch the news.

[pate]

Best for me (not really porn) Story of O

Man, my google-fu is weak this morning.  I recalled this "Story of O" of which you speak, but it wasn't my cuppa tea.  So it took a moment to find... In any case, here you go:

New Kids On The Block - You Got It (The Right Stuff)

[Yorkshire pud]

This is my effort with heavy machinery after a small sherry. Eight bottles of Bombardier my arse.

[b_dubb]

Best for me (not really porn) Story of O

Um ... Tried watching this once. Had turn it off. violence against women not my cup of tea.

[Yorkshire pud]

Um ... Tried watching this once. Had turn it off. violence against women not my cup of tea.

I read the book; I started watching the film but it's not as good.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Yes; but as you well know, I have an alcohol intolerance that makes me into a raging psychopath with anything stronger than a rum and butter bon bon or a red wine gum. One bottle of Bombardier and this town will be toast overnight--watch the news.

I think I've found the perfect woman for you. 

"One night she got to drinkin', got out and shot up the town. I'll be damned if she didn't bring an airplane down."

Captain Beefheart Long Neck Bottles

[Yorkshire pud]

I think I've found the perfect woman for you. 

"One night she got to drinkin', got out and shot up the town. I'll be damned if she didn't bring an airplane down."

Captain Beefheart Long Neck Bottles

Why didn't you and I ever get married? I ask that question every tenth tuesday, around about 3:47 in the afternoon.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Why didn't you and I ever get married? I ask that question every tenth tuesday, around about 3:47 in the afternoon.

I was hoping not to air the dirty laundry in public, but you leave me no choice.  It's because you're a lightweight, belligerent drunk, and you refuse to even consider breast reduction surgery.

[bateman]

http://www.9news.com.au/national/2015/02/24/15/02/worst-passenger-ever-drinks-pleasures-himself-gropes-seatmate

[bateman]

Old Italian cars smell amazing.

[b_dubb]

http://www.hcn.org/articles/american-histories?utm_source=wcn1&utm_medium=email

[bateman]

Jazmunda, you crazy fuck.

[jazmunda]

STOP FILMING ME!!!!!!111111

[analog kid]

amen.  shittiest beer ever.  i don't really consider it beer, actually.

I don't like Bud Light, but I drink Natty Light by the case, so I can't complain much. But I'll pretty much drink anything that's cold, fizzy and has alcohol in it.

[Yorkshire pud]

STOP FILMING ME!!!!!!111111

Stop putting your hobbies out for public scrutiny. Do it behind closed doors.

[jazmunda]

Stop putting your hobbies out for public scrutiny. Do it behind closed doors.

But it's designed to make me money!!!!!!!!1111

[pate]

... I drink Natty Light by the case...

You poor unwashed mass.  Stay as far away frum 'merica as you possibly can.

I have no idea which explicative to call you, so I shall default to the world standard... pardon.

BellGabber, stay out of my Country!

I wuz wondering where that smell wuz coming frum...

[Mind Flayer Monk]

You need some clamato for that bud light.

[analog kid]

You poor unwashed mass.  Stay as far away frum 'merica as you possibly can.

I have no idea which explicative to call you, so I shall default to the world standard... pardon.

BellGabber, stay out of my Country!

I wuz wondering where that smell wuz coming frum...

I'm in ur country, drinking ur booze.

[b_dubb]

Jazmunda, you crazy fuck.

That is not jazmunda. jazmunda is a honey badger. He's nasty and he just doesn't give a shit.

[aldousburbank]

He's nasty and he just doesn't give a shit.

shIt is more important to take than to give.

[pate]

"my god, what have I done?"

Hangovers suck, I'm just going to drink this half-beer I find sitting next to the keyboard...

I have heard good things about this snake-oil called "Hair of the Dog"

I am too old for this shiest

[pate]

I have remote viewed the tapes.  I find I need to add this:

Radiohead - Knives Out

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

I have remote viewed the tapes.  I find I need to add this:

Radiohead - Knives Out

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2812755/Creator-board-game-Operation-just-500-invention-t-afford-operation.html

maybe something to fit bellgabs ufo link by creating an operation game gone alien with a butt probe option. or... GN as the patient and BBQ tongs for tweezers.... and a butt probe option. 
this of course would lead to the cattle mutilation game....

[bateman]

Has the collective IQ of this place dropped off a cliff lately or am I just imagining things?

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

Has the collective IQ of this place dropped off a cliff lately or am I just imagining things?

gu i hope this is the case. it makes it easier for some of us to catch up. 

[MV/Liberace!]

¯\_(ツ)_/¯

[analog kid]

Have a Reddit account? This subreddit has a drawing weekly (?). All you have to do is leave a comment in the weekly thread. A random person is chosen and everyone else in the thread, in theory, donates $1 to that person.

They're still working out the kinks, because evidently, Paypal has a problem with people receiving large amounts of money too quickly. They're now using a bitcoin service as well.

Here's the FAQ, here's how to prepare yourself properly to receive the bitcoins.

[jazmunda]

Did someone say "Horse Porn"?

http://www.theage.com.au/victoria/man-who-had-sex-with-a-horse-needs-help-says-ballarat-judge-20150225-13p34t.html