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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 06, 2014, 10:37:03 PM
When I catch the current NE corner slogan in my viewing area:

"It looks like Jimmy Page having an allergic reaction to peanuts."

My brain keeps changing it to:

"It looks like Jimmy Paglini having an allergic reaction to peanuts."

Quote from: jazmunda on July 06, 2014, 10:43:33 PM
That's why you don't fuck with witches. 10 fold sir. 10 fold.

Stairway to Evelyn.

Make it stop.

paladin1991

Quote from: Yorkshire pud on July 01, 2014, 12:30:00 PM
I'm genuinely perplexed how mainly Americans judge each other as friends by their political persuasions. I haven't a clue what mine vote, nor do I care.
I know a shit load of ppl.  My friends?  I count them on one hand, with a finger left over for the .gov.  Friends are ppl you will lie and deny for.  Ppl you will bury a body for.  Ppl who will do the same for you. 

paladin1991

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 01, 2014, 02:02:26 PM

All those years living in Berkeley, who do you think I learned it from? 

By the way, in real life I'm pleasant and polite.  And choose my friends carefully.
Do you count them on one hand?

Catsmile

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jazmunda

Transparent bikinis FTW!!!!!

This site can officially be shutdown now. In fact the internet is now closed.

bateman

Donatella Versace, looking beautiful as ever


Yorkshire pud

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
Donatella Versace, looking beautiful as ever


Well okay, I'll cede to you Steve; you can take her out.. Take two bags in case her's falls off though.

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 11:22:39 AM
Donatella Versace, looking beautiful as ever



At first blush I thought it was a cleanly shaved Cat Stevens and Marc Almond.


Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 08, 2014, 11:44:51 AM
At first blush I thought it was a cleanly shaved Cat Stevens and Marc Almond.

I was thinking Johnny Winter cleans up pretty good. 

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And I was not aware of Marc Almond, not that I feel bad about it after seeing him.  I thought you were referring to these guys, whose records sales supposedly were boosted in the early seventies by a few clueless people thought they had something to do with the Allman Brothers.





Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 12:19:57 PM


Breathtaking.

There's a face that's impervious to beer goggles. You are a cruel, cruel man. 

Quote from: eddie dean on July 08, 2014, 12:28:04 PM
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You're lucky it was just in your mouth.  Mine wasn't big enough to contain it, and now I've got cleanup on aisle keyboard.

Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 08, 2014, 12:18:51 PM
I was thinking Johnny Winter cleans up pretty good. 

And I was not aware of Marc Almond, not that I feel bad about it after seeing him.  I thought you were referring to these guys, whose records sales supposedly were boosted in the early seventies by a few clueless people thought they had something to do with the Allman Brothers.

I can't take credit for having Marc Almond on the back burner.  Eddie Coyle mentioned him on the Bullshit thread very recently. At the time, I made a sideways joke about Marc Almond only coming out at night, referencing Winter, but blatantly (and hopefully transparently to anyone following) misconstrued with Allman, which was all being quoted by "an old man" (Anton LaVey from my POV) via Hotel California lore, pink Crocs, and the Church of Satan.

It was the bullshit thread after all and relaxingly convoluted referencing. There may have been a little drinking involved.

Frankly, I'm a little bit surprised you are linking the things now as to how I was fragmenting in the BS thread, unless you are half  lit.  It must be the Almond/Allman aspect? And you mentioned Winter, too.  (get outta my head, man)

I now feel the need to bring up Tom Petty and Tilda Swenton.

And Ophelia Frump just because.

But that Mark Almond album you found ... it looks like a scene cut from Police Woman.  Are you sure that's not a dry run of England Dan and John Ford Coley or something before they were "cleaned up"?


I didn't know it would be so strong
(opening drawer)
Waiting and wondering about you
(loading gun)
I didn't know it would last so long
(click)
Nights are forever withou -BANG!-

That song had a way of getting under my skin. I think the DJs played it till I puked one gloriously hot summer night, and it still causes pain. Even if I'm kidding about it.

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Quote from: Camazotz Automat on July 08, 2014, 01:13:52 PM
I can't take credit for having Marc Almond on the back burner.  Eddie Coyle mentioned him on the Bullshit thread very recently. At the time, I made a sideways joke about Marc Almond only coming out at night, referencing Winter, but blatantly (and hopefully transparently to anyone following) misconstrued with Allman, which was all being quoted by "an old man" (Anton LaVey from my POV) via Hotel California lore, pink Crocs, and the Church of Satan.

It was the bullshit thread after all and relaxingly convoluted referencing. There may have been a little drinking involved.

Frankly, I'm a little bit surprised you are linking the things now as to how I was fragmenting in the BS thread, unless you are half  lit.  It must be the Almond/Allman aspect? And you mentioned Winters, too.  (get outta my head, man)

I now feel the need to bring up Tom Petty and Tilda Swenton.

And Ophilia Frump just because.

But that Mark Almond album you found ... it looks like a scene cut from Police Woman.  Are you sure that's not a dry run of England Dan and John Ford Coley or something before they were "cleaned up"?


No, I missed all that.  I was trying to enter someone else's head and must have stumbled into yours by mistake.  My apologies.  You might want to think about getting a deadbolt so it doesn't happen again, though.

I know what you mean about Police Woman.  Angie really rocked the beard back then. Very few women can make that work.

I had to refresh my memory about Ophelia Frump and am glad I did. I still watch Addams Family reruns just to watch Carolyn Jones sensuously glide around in that clinging octopus dress. Yeah, baby!

Oh, and Edgar Winter is the one who only comes out at night.




Quote from: Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost on July 08, 2014, 01:35:29 PM
I had to refresh my memory about Ophelia Frump and am glad I did. I still watch Addams Family reruns just to watch Carolyn Jones sensuously glide around in that clinging octopus dress.

Oh, and Edgar Winter is the one who only comes out at night.

Yes, I have been known to mix up my albino brothers. They all look alike to me.

I always dreamed of Carolyn Jones. Gomez was a lucky bastard.

It was her dance of the seven veils or whatever on Batman that pushed me over the edge.

bateman

So the question is: how much would it take for you to bang her? Everyone has their price.

eddie dean

The new big thing is
injections derived from the blood of a BlobFish.
High Fashion indeed!

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Bart Ell

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 02:50:13 PM
So the question is: how much would it take for you to bang her? Everyone has their price.

You are acting like the majority here could do better.
40% take anyone they can get.
30% have a fetish for Janice from Dr. Teeth and the Electric Mayhem.
20% are in healthy relationships and would never stoop that low
10% are agoraphobic and spend their days, indoors, logging Noory broadcasts



jazmunda

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 02:50:13 PM
So the question is: how much would it take for you to bang her? Everyone has their price.

Will she promise to be gentle?

The General

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 02:50:13 PM
So the question is: how much would it take for you to bang her? Everyone has their price.
No amount of money could make my hardware operational in that situation.

jazmunda

Quote from: The General on July 08, 2014, 03:12:47 PM
No amount of money would make my hardware operational in that situation.

My father imparted some wise words to me on my wedding night. Son they all look the same in the dark.

bateman

Quote from: The General on July 08, 2014, 03:12:47 PM
No amount of money would make my hardware operational in that situation.

Her net worth is easily 9, maybe even 10 figures. Pop a couple of these, you'll be good to go.


bateman

She reminds me of the Ghostbusters librarian.


Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 12:19:57 PM


Breathtaking.

humph! to those of you that don't think there is anything to David Ickes lizard people theory......

The General

Quote from: bateman on July 08, 2014, 03:21:31 PM
Her net worth is easily 9, maybe even 10 figures. Pop a couple of these, you'll be good to go.


No can do.
I have to take a few of those just to find the damn thing. 
I tell ya, it ain't happenin.

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