Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[BobGrau]

Scottish nationalism..the implications.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/independent-scotland-will-not-be-allowed-to-use-british-oxygen-2014021283498

Nonsense, it's we scots who'll be counting every molecule... so we can exchange it for heroin*


*we can make our own booze

[BobGrau]

...so I found a slightly broken biscuit, some sort of ginger snap according to ballistics, on the ground near my front door. Closer inspection revealed a ridge of squashed gingersnap material stuck to the door itself. This all begs the question: who the hell throws only one biscuit at a stranger's door?

Any excuse for a bit of Mr Snares.

Venetian Snares ââ,¬â€ Punk Kids Out There (Spells,1998)

[Yorkshire pud]

Nonsense, it's we scots who'll be counting every molecule... so we can exchange it for heroin*


*we can make our own booze

And very nice it is too...Mine's a Highland Park, no ice please.

[b_dubb]

want

http://youtu.be/XJARrc40imk

[eddie dean]

Someone with a classic love-hate relationship with ginger biscuits. Can't really stand them, but can't stand to part with more than one. "I can't quit you, ginger biscuit." The only question remains: why was a single ginger biscuit thrown at your particular house? Have you made inflammatory remarks about either gingers or biscuits lately?

I've engaged in unflattering remarks about Noory. Humm, I should check my front porch for a discarded radio host.

[analog kid]

want

http://youtu.be/XJARrc40imk

Those are neat. I'm sure I lack the stones to fly one though.

[bateman]

want

http://youtu.be/XJARrc40imk

Whaaaaaaaaaat

[Mind Flayer Monk]

want

Super Dave Osborne!
That thing is from the 70s. They probably have something weirder than we ever imagined now.

[Evil Twin Of Zen]

want

http://youtu.be/XJARrc40imk

you will also want ballistic body armor/helmet and aerial countermeasures. considering how domestic drones have been received. 

[UnscreenedCaller]

I've engaged in unflattering remarks about Noory. Humm, I should check my front porch for a discarded radio host.

If you find one, paint WELCOME on him, and take it from there.

[Yorkshire pud]

If you find one, paint WELCOME on him, and take it from there.

Hater. Or is it hating on?

[Yorkshire pud]

Super Dave Osborne!
That thing is from the 70s. They probably have something weirder than we ever imagined now.

That brings back memories! Great line I remember was (paraphrase) "Dave I hear you're against all kinds of profanity?" "That's true, and anyone who doesn't like it can blow it out their ass"

[UnscreenedCaller]

Hater. Or is it hating on?

Hater will do quite nicely, thank you very much.  Hating on is an affront against the use of the English language. Or is it American? or New Yorkese?

[Yorkshire pud]

Hater will do quite nicely, thank you very much.  Hating on is an affront against the use of the English language. Or is it American? or New Yorkese?

Could be worse; you could speak British. Rather than English, like what Americans speak.

[UnscreenedCaller]

Scottish nationalism..the implications.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/independent-scotland-will-not-be-allowed-to-use-british-oxygen-2014021283498

Surely there can be an exchange of molecules as worked out between the United States and Canadia? Yes, there are border molecule problems with Mexico and Texas, but that is to be expected.

http://www.thedailymash.co.uk/news/science-technology/alien-doughnut-proves-krispy-kreme-not-of-this-earth-2014020583266

Holy crap! Has Hoagland seen this? Those apartment complexes on Mars have Krispy Kremes, the lucky buggers!

[UnscreenedCaller]

Could be worse; you could speak British. Rather than English, like what Americans speak.

Well, that's a challenge! I'll have to bookmark the Google British to American translator, and then translate it to New Yorkese, as read by Madonna with a fake 'English' accent.

[Yorkshire pud]

Well, that's a challenge! I'll have to bookmark the Google British to American translator, and then translate it to New Yorkese, as read by Madonna with a fake 'English' accent.

She was so fake she still sounds American to us. In her head she sounds home counties crisp Englishnessess; But she doesn't, really she doesn't.

Incidentally, which 'British' are you aiming for? Scottish? Welsh? Irish? English London?

[UnscreenedCaller]

Incidentally, which 'British' are you aiming for? Scottish? Welsh? Irish? English London?

All of 'em, plus Cornwall and the Isle of Man. Too much?

[Yorkshire pud]

All of 'em, plus Cornwall and the Isle of Man. Too much?

Cornwall and IoM have commonality...as in a single set of genes in each place.. as does Norfolk. Think 'Deliverance'.
This is interesting...Native American ancestory..

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/science-environment-26172174

[UnscreenedCaller]

Cornwall and IoM have commonality...as in a single set of genes in each place.. as does Norfolk. Think 'Deliverance'.

Oh, pulling the gene card, are we? 

[bateman]

Clearly this woman is The Incredible Hulk.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-mom-tirade-after-sex-denial-356712

[b_dubb]

Clearly this woman is The Incredible Hulk.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-mom-tirade-after-sex-denial-356712

That is a crazy, crazy, crazy woman.  Also, she does not deal with rejection well.

[UnscreenedCaller]

I will consider my life a resounding, smashing success if my photo never appears on The Smoking Gun. Yes, my particular bar is low.

[Heather Wade]

That is a crazy, crazy, crazy woman.  Also, she does not deal with rejection well.

Makes me feel 'normal' when I read about such incredible bags of crazy. 

[The General]

want

http://youtu.be/XJARrc40imk

Wow.  A flying Segway.

[The General]

That is a crazy, crazy, crazy woman.  Also, she does not deal with rejection well.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CBWF2m6K7sQ&feature=kp

[area51drone]

Here's a vid that shows more of the wasp..

Re: Flying Platform - Personal UFO

[eeieeyeoh]

A flying Segway! Wow! What I really think about is the servo-feedback systems used for balance to control something like that standing up. Seems the best I can figure it is a dual mini jet engine design for vertical stability, and motorized vanes on exhaust for forward/backwards control. It may be some kind of complex or dual exhaust vane arrangement to get the twisting joysticks for turning. Very complex computer program/s to control something like that not even possible w/o digital technology. W/primary function of flying standing up, I doubt it would be of much use in the battlefield, because even at a mile/minute and at 10,000 feet, one rifle bullet in the right place, could make the Red Baron look like peanuts. Instead of crash landing and getting to say "kaput", at 10K' up could turn down and acceleration would quickly go from 60MPH to substantially faster than gravity itself straight to the center of the earth at WOT (wide open throttle). Considering what I heard about umbrellas in Britain, maybe they discoverd/invented the parachute too. Like the Segway, it's seatbelt free like days of old...

[bateman]

1Oak, you have my heart.

http://www.mercurynews.com/celebrities/ci_25053637/lindsay-lohan-banned-from-new-york-clubs

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Clearly this woman is The Incredible Hulk.

http://www.thesmokinggun.com/buster/naked-mom-tirade-after-sex-denial-356712

I wonder if she was thinking he just had sex with another woman and was trying to catch him. The tirade was accusing him of cheating.