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Started by timpate, September 20, 2010, 06:56:24 PM

Chine

I don't smoke pot. But, there are days when I think to myself, "I need to get stoned."

From the people who brought you canned unicorn meat and canned dragon meat, they now offer fortune telling bacon strips made from flying pigs.

Sort of.  It's an old idea in a new format. I've had a fascination for hygroscopic materials since I was not much taller than the first row of a typical gang of stacked gumball machines.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/want-tell-your-fortune-magical-bacon

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onan

Quote from: bateman on September 23, 2014, 03:22:38 PM
Ryan from The OC is Jim Gordon on Gotham. Not sure how I feel about this.

He was in Southland... and did a great job in the first episode of Gotham. Although there was one glaring hole in the story. When Ryan/Gordan's partner suggests they would be fired for killing the patsy. the guy was trying to kill Gordan... it was self defense... oh well. I will be watching.

bateman

Quote from: onan on September 23, 2014, 06:33:38 PM
He was in Southland... and did a great job in the first episode of Gotham. Although there was one glaring hole in the story. When Ryan/Gordan's partner suggests they would be fired for killing the patsy. the guy was trying to kill Gordan... it was self defense... oh well. I will be watching.

I caught a few minutes of it last night, and was rather put off by Jada Pinkett-Smith's plastic surgery, but I'll give it a go.

Chine

Quote from: Camazotz Automat on September 23, 2014, 05:57:19 PM
From the people who brought you canned unicorn meat and canned dragon meat, they now offer fortune telling bacon strips made from flying pigs.

Sort of.  It's an old idea in a new format. I've had a fascination for hygroscopic materials since I was not much taller than the first row of a typical gang of stacked gumball machines.

http://inventorspot.com/articles/want-tell-your-fortune-magical-bacon

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Love this.


Quote from: b_dubb on September 24, 2014, 12:20:21 AM
Cam is that Swedish bacon?

I'm not sure, though it does share a certain texture with Swedish Squeeze Bacon. But the Mylar-ish slickness brings to mind Canadian ham Bacon along the lines of Shatner.

To convolute things, the snapshot evokes the shape of a Swiss Army knife (smaller version) sporting bacon art handle work.

The final trippiness occurs if you click the link and view the animated version. The bacon looks eerily like they've butchered Pokey to make horse bacon still motion porn.

Gumby Christos!


Quote from: Chine on September 24, 2014, 08:51:27 AM
The content you find while you're home sick in bed.

Good grief.

http://empirenews.net/florida-man-successfully-receives-penis-transplant-from-horse/

It`s amazing what treasures Google can uncover if the right search terms are entered ;)



AND for the record, I am in no way, implying that you were searching for "dudes hung like a horse"

Chine

Quote from: FightTheFuture on September 24, 2014, 09:07:41 AM
It`s amazing what treasures Google can uncover if the right search terms are entered ;)



AND for the record, I am in no way, implying that you were searching for "dudes hung like a horse"

Haha. Well, I'm staying in bed and perusing the net and stumbling on some odd articles to keep myself amused. Btw, Fight, always enjoy your posts.  :)


Quote from: Chine on September 24, 2014, 09:18:13 AM
Haha. Well, I'm staying in bed and perusing the net and stumbling on some odd articles to keep myself amused. Btw, Fight, always enjoy your posts.  :)


Why, TY, Chine. I assure you, the feeling is mutual :)



b_dubb

I was going to say I don't know how an MD - ANYWHERE - could defend this procedure as being medically necessary. 

Yorkshire pud

Quote from: b_dubb on September 24, 2014, 10:08:23 AM
I was going to say I don't know how an MD - ANYWHERE - could defend this procedure as being medically necessary.

I'm not even certain it's for real. I'd be very surprised but open to be persuaded.




Quote from: bateman on September 24, 2014, 11:30:01 AM
Phil Spector is looking healthy!




Saw that earlier today and it reminded me of this guy.

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I read an interview with Leon Russell awhile back, and when he was asked how he got along with Phil Spector while playing with the Wrecking Crew he said, something like, "I guess we got along pretty good, because he never tried to shoot me."


Quote from: bateman on September 24, 2014, 11:30:01 AM
Phil Spector is looking healthy!




I heard that his cellmate forces other inmates to have sex with him unless they give him a pack of cigarettes.


Eddie Coyle

       Phil Spector has outlived 75% of the Ramones from End of the Century.

Quote from: bateman on September 24, 2014, 11:30:01 AM
Phil Spector is looking healthy!





At least he doesn't have to go out looking like that


Chine

Quote from: bateman on September 26, 2014, 03:51:40 PM
Where the hell is jazmunda?

Related: http://youtu.be/iTYbHWGQME4

And tears are still flowing from my eyes. I really do like his sweater. Haha.

b_dubb

i have so much respect for people who receive anal pleasure - professionally or otherwise - than I do now.

eyenoeyeno

Things are not always as temporary as we would like.

zeebo

So I'm flipping channels, and there's this Spanish-language station called Cine which has movies, but for a second I misread a show thinking it's called "Ultra Chine" and I'm like hey why do you need that, Chine already is ultra.   :D 

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