Random stupid things on your mind. Post them.

[Yorkshire pud]

O' Jizzuz!!!!

It's okay though, such backward, primitive, indoctrinated twats aren't allowed to breed and cause huge emotional and psychological damage to children..Fear not.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

It's okay though, such backward, primitive, indoctrinated twats aren't allowed to breed and cause huge emotional and psychological damage to children..Fear not.

I just visited stopmasturbationnow.org/ and am now a devoted disciple of Brother Lonnie.  From now on, I will no longer be keeping my hands to myself.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

I'm signing up for this, too!  My life is about to become a whole lot less awkward from now on.  Top o' the world, Ma!

http://blackfriendconnect.com/

[popple]

HIROSHIMA, Japasia â€" The devastating landslides that rocked Japasia and caused numerous deaths and billions of yen worth of property damage were determined to have been triggered by massive and furious masturbation, according to scientists working for the Foundation For a Better Tomorrow.

Who knew bukake would have such a devastating environmental impact....

http://stopmasturbationnow.org/world/masturbation-triggered-japasian-landslides/

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's okay though, such backward, primitive, indoctrinated twats aren't allowed to breed and cause huge emotional and psychological damage to children..Fear not.

I wish my mother had put me into one of those when I was five.

[onan]

If you have had a vasectomy, is it still masturbation?

[popple]

I wish my mother had put me into one of those when I was five.

It's never too late to get on the right path! You're on my prayer list. 

THIS COULD BE YEWWWW!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

It's never too late to get on the right path! You're on my prayer list. 

THIS COULD BE YEWWWW!

Damn, you're good.  I don't know how you did that.

[Yorkshire pud]

Damn, you're good.  I don't know how you did that.

It's easy...Divine intervention.

[wr250]

It's never too late to get on the right path! You're on my prayer list. 

THIS COULD BE YEWWWW!

the only problem with this picture is :  noory doesnt have a cheering  daytime fanbase. all he has is the gullible night time psychos, and us haters.

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

the only problem with this picture is :  noory doesnt have a cheering  daytime fanbase. all he has is the gullible night time psychos, and us haters.

No that's true, but that's actually Dexter Monterey running for President in 2116, taking up the failed dream of current George.  My alias forever documents that I was too lazy to actually look up the specifics of George's future incarnation when registering for this site.

It's rather obscure, but I love the absurdity of George running for President.

[Foodlion]

I'm signing up for this, too!  My life is about to become a whole lot less awkward from now on.  Top o' the world, Ma!

http://blackfriendconnect.com/

Watch this with your black friend. It's a great ice breaker, and you'll both be laughing you're asses off. Just make sure he doesn't carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8

[bateman]

Watch this with your black friend. It's a great ice breaker, and you'll both be laughing you're asses off. Just make sure he doesn't carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8

Don't you all?

[Foodlion]

Don't you all?

Actually my situation is weird. I live near a hillbilly town. I only pack heat to protect myself from them. A little twisted scenario I know.

[Foodlion]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3GPbOUMKPQ
God this is hilarious. No pun intended.

[bateman]

Actually my situation is weird. I live near a hillbilly town. I only pack heat to protect myself from them. A little twisted scenario I know.

[jazmunda]

O' Jizzuz!!!!

Sure this will work fine in bed but what about when I'm someone is sitting on a chair at my their computer?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Watch this with your black friend. It's a great ice breaker, and you'll both be laughing you're asses off. Just make sure he doesn't carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8

I'm just hoping he'll high five and fist bump me in front of all my white friends!  That would be so kewl!

[GeorgieForPresident2216]

Watch this with your black friend. It's a great ice breaker, and you'll both be laughing you're asses off. Just make sure he doesn't carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8

Great, now I've got that in my youtube history...

[Foodlion]

Resembles about 3/4th of my neighborhood. The other 1/4th are old women.

[jazmunda]

Watch this with your black friend. It's a great ice breaker, and you'll both be laughing you're asses off. Just make sure he doesn't carry a gun.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Y9IYTOUiyA8

[Foodlion]

Great, now I've got that in my youtube history...

I added it to my favorites. My brother actually sent that link to me lol

[Foodlion]

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h3GPbOUMKPQ
God this is hilarious. No pun intended.

Great stuff!  I got through to Dr. Gene Scott's show many years ago.  He was doing his "kill a piss ant for Jesus" schtick, and I and asked him which pissants he wanted us to kill--secular humanists, gays, feminists, Jews, etc.  He just scowled and said he was only taking calls from regular viewers who knew what he was all about, and then hung up on me.

It was hilarious when they kept asking the supposed British caller what time it was there, and he told Rev. Fatboy it was "time to take your tits out."   

[Foodlion]

Great stuff!  I got through to Dr. Gene Scott's show many years ago.  He was doing his "kill a piss ant for Jesus" schtick, and I and asked him which pissants he wanted us to kill--secular humanists, gays, feminists, Jews, etc.  He just scowled and said he was only taking calls from regular viewers who knew what he was all about, and then hung up on me.

It was hilarious when they kept asking the supposed British caller what time it was there, and he told Rev. Fatboy it was "time to take your tits out."   

I love this type of shows where they call in and prank. My girlfriend looks at me weird because I listen and can't stop laughing. Sometimes she gets angry because she just doesn't get it. Maybe it's because we grew up doing it, and it's bringing back old memories.

[jazmunda]

I love this type of shows where they call in and prank. My girlfriend looks at me weird because I listen and can't stop laughing. Sometimes she gets angry because she just doesn't get it. Maybe it's because we grew up doing it, and it's bringing back old memories.

We used to spend our Saturday nights with a telephone, the phone book (remember those) and a lot of giggling and laughing.

[Foodlion]

I'm just hoping he'll high five and fist bump me in front of all my white friends!  That would be so kewl!

Just visit a local adult adoptee group, and find blacks. 9/10 they were adopted by a loving white family and act, talk, think like whites. Then you can have a really kickass black friend that you can chill with lol.

[Foodlion]

We used to spend our Saturday nights with a telephone, the phone book (remember those) and a lot of giggling and laughing.

Flaccid Ego: Psychic Reading Call-in Show I'm almost in tears watching this one lol.

Yeah that's some of the best times we had. Back when phones were primitive.

[jazmunda]

Flaccid Ego: Psychic Reading Call-in Show I'm almost in tears watching this one lol.

Yeah that's some of the best times we had. Back when phones were primitive.

With such easy access to porn, kids today just don't know how much fun they're missing out on.

[Foodlion]

With such easy access to porn, kids today just don't know how much fun they're missing out on.

Yup, and all we had were national geographic boobies to look at. Kids these days, I swear they've never had it so good.