Election Night 2020

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P1fwT2KQxTI

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyYhP-h9ts0

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OFQzETYtbj4
you can save the right to vote in America.”

[Nyewalker]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psGpIuNh_dU

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs1r_eXuspM

[Nyewalker]

He might not vote that way but he’ll still service them in the abandoned parking lot

Votes for Biden from abandoned parking lot **confirmed**


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GKZYJydyIr4

[pate]

Once I am sworn in, my Administration will begin immediate steps to secure the nation's balloting process.

When election day comes around whether for local, county/parish, state or federal the polling stations will be heavily staffed with armed Military Personnel;  all polling stations will be required to be situated next to a railroad line (new railroad lines/sidings will be constructed to assist in this process) and the Polling Compound will be surrounded by a Security Wall w/ multiple watchtowers (to protect Loyal Americans from Dirty Foreigners attempting to subvert the vote).

Once a voter arrives at the polling station, a vigorous identity check will be carried out by the armed Military Personnel to make sure no Dirty Foreigner is attempting to subvert the election process.  In order to reduce the chances for "ballot switching" or other such nonsense all Citizens that will be voting for "pate" will line up in an orderly fashion for one set of machines specifically set up to only tabulate "pate" votes.  This area will be quite comfortable, and in addition to an "I Voted" sticker there will be a table with all manner of snacks, beverages and fresh fruit (to include plums) for any Lawfully Registered "pate" voter to enjoy.  There will also be an adjoining area with video games machines (only Galaga), couches, tables, recliners and such where "pate" voters may gather to enjoy their "plums" from the feast table and talk about the shit they want to fix to help Make America Pate Again.

Any voter that wishes to exercise their right to vote for any candidate other than "pate" will go to a separate line where they may use Voting Machines set-up for Non-"pate" votes.  This voting area will be far away from the "pate" voting area, and should be quite close to the rail line.  Sometimes, there may be a shortage of Non-"pate" voting machines;  if this is the case the Non-"pate" voters will be given a Travel Voucher to use the National Railroad for transport to the nearest Non-"pate" Vote Tabulation Center.  The safety of my Citizens, regardless of their voting choice, will be Paramount:  therefore I will ensure that the Citizens riding in luxurious comfort to the nearest Non-"pate" Vote Tabulation Center will have an incredibly well armed, alert and vigilant Military Security Detail riding along with them on the National Rail Cars.  This is for their protection from MAPA loyalists that may, in their exuberance to the MAPA ideals inadvertently cause harm to the trainloads of Non-"pate" Voters.

"Safety First, Mission Always"!

Or was it "Mission First, Safety Always"?

Nautical Shore, we should probably use both slogans to be safe and mission centered.  Anyway, as any sane person can see my above outline for a Secure, Reliable and Safe Election Process is clearly the best and most sound way to approach this civic process.  I expect it to be so popular that a Mandatory Voting Law will not even need to be implemented via Executive Order.

https://youtu.be/ZvMsp7s78Do

Thank you in advance!  It is an honor to serve.

pate/K_Dubb 2020
"We are going to fix this shit"

[K_Dubb]

Dey be circlin' de walls ob Jericho oh lawd

[Dr. MD MD]

Dey be circlin' de walls ob Jericho oh lawd

Soon they’ll be coming for you in your palatial estate in Palm Springs.

[K_Dubb]

Soon they’ll be coming for you in your palatial estate in Palm Springs.

Haha you are not coming for anybody.  By the time these full-gospel hucksters get done with you chuckleheads, you'll be penniless, hung over, and can't sit down for a week.

[Dr. MD MD]

Haha you are not coming for anybody.  By the time these full-gospel hucksters get done with you chuckleheads, you'll be penniless, hung over, and can't sit down for a week.

Full-gospel hucksters?! I don’t understand. Aren’t you a Christian or were you just posing as one the way you were pretending you were a socialist instead of the specialty coffee swilling capitalist that you really are?

[K_Dubb]

Cute puppeh!!!

[K_Dubb]

Full-gospel hucksters?! I don’t understand. Aren’t you a Christian or were you just posing as one the way you were pretending you were a socialist instead of the specialty coffee swilling capitalist that you really are?

Do you have some of this, doc?

[Dr. MD MD]

Cute puppeh!!!

I wish hypocrisy was cute but it’s just isn’t. It’s uglier than obesity.

[Dr. MD MD]

Do you have some of this, doc?

mv’s oil? Sure! It’s all I use for masturbating.

[K_Dubb]

mv’s oil? Sure! It’s all I use for masturbating.

LOL!  I got nuthin

[Dr. MD MD]

LOL!  I got nuthin

You’ve got specialty coffee and you live in a palatial estate in Palm Springs. That ain’t nuthin but you’re still willing to risk it all for a roll of the dice with communism. You must be a true believer, more zealous than the most extreme Christian.

[K_Dubb]

You’ve got specialty coffee and you live in a palatial estate in Palm Springs. That ain’t nuthin but you’re still willing to risk it all for a roll of the dice with communism. You must be a true believer, more zealous than the most extreme Christian.

Do you have a MyPillow, too?

[Dr. MD MD]

Do you have a MyPillow, too?

No but they look nice.

Speaking of stereotyping, IRL do you talk with a lisp?

[K_Dubb]

No but they look nice.

You might want to get one.  They feel great between your teeth!

[K_Dubb]

I don't know; you heard my bread show.

[Dr. MD MD]

They feel great between your teeth!

I usually just lay my head on them, not eat them...but, hey, whatever works for ya!

So, how ‘bout it? Do you have a lisp? Are you that gay?

[Dr. MD MD]

I don't know; you heard my bread show.

Sorry but I must admit that I missed that. I did hear you read a poem you wrote on the Gabcast once. I don’t remember a lisp but your voice sounded very low in volume and, if I’m being totally honest, your delivery lacked confidence. Maybe you were a bit nervous.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vs1r_eXuspM

I noticed when watching this live that everytime they started talking about China the stream would go out. I actually had to restart my pad a few times during it. I know it wasn’t just me because I read the same comments in the chat.

[K_Dubb]

Sorry but I must admit that I missed that. I did hear you read a poem you wrote on the Gabcast once. I don’t remember a lisp but your voice sounded very low in volume and, if I’m being totally honest, your delivery lacked confidence. Maybe you were a bit nervous.

I was a bit nervous!  Naturally shy and soft-spoken.

[K_Dubb]

I noticed when watching this live that everytime they started talking about China the stream would go out. I actually had to restart my pad a few times during it. I know it wasn’t just me because I read the same comments in the chat.

The cutie at the end said it was because of the big aluminum roof on the cattle shed where it was held.

[Dr. MD MD]

The cutie at the end said it was because of the big aluminum roof on the cattle shed where it was held.

Seems like a joke. I’m gonna go with that.

[Dr. MD MD]

I was a bit nervous!  Naturally shy and soft-spoken.

I enjoyed the poem though and even made mention of it here when I was reviewing that Gabcast. 

[ItsOver]

I noticed when watching this live that everytime they started talking about China the stream would go out. I actually had to restart my pad a few times during it. I know it wasn’t just me because I read the same comments in the chat.

Probably practicing the CCP-style internet control.  The Twitter and FB censorship is just a coming attraction.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yp1FtUG-S9M