Election Night 2020

[Dr. MD MD]

Those pictures look really gay.

[albrecht]

What, that he enjoys the company of slender, stylish men as opposed to greasy red-faced toeheads?  Who doesn't?

And they look sweaty so another benefit for your type. You might, or not, appreciate, I forget the vagaries and conflicts, but I was talking to a neighbor couple who had went to an outdoor wedding of a lesbian this weekend. Ha! Brutal. I inquired if there were any hot or lipstick lesbians there. She said "no, it was small crowd and all butch types." He said, "and it was cold as fuck. And muddy." She said "nobody except a dozen friends showed up." (Apparently the family of the dykes wouldn't go due to nature of 'marriage,' I'm sure virus or weather was an excuse- for ALL parties potentially involved.)

[Walks_At_Night]

I guess it was a good thing Pence wasn't firesquaded yesterday.

https://twitter.com/Wizard_Predicts/status/1345515867543486465

[K_Dubb]

And they look sweaty so another benefit for your type. You might, or not, appreciate, I forget the vagaries and conflicts, but I was talking to a neighbor couple who had went to an outdoor wedding of a lesbian this weekend. Ha! Brutal. I inquired if there were any hot or lipstick lesbians there. She said "no, it was small crowd and all butch types." He said, "and it was cold as fuck. And muddy." She said "nobody except a dozen friends showed up." (Apparently the family of the dykes wouldn't go due to nature of 'marriage,' I'm sure virus or weather was an excuse- for ALL parties potentially involved.)

Well you know the joke about lesbians where a second date involves a uhaul so I suppose it's inevitable that people won't take it too seriously; it has probably happened several times before.  Still, bad families.  You never let go of your children, I don't care how fat and hideous they become.

[K_Dubb]

I guess it was a good thing Pence wasn't firesquaded yesterday.

https://twitter.com/Wizard_Predicts/status/1345515867543486465

He feels the fire of the Holy Ghost breathing down his neck Hallelujah!

[Walks_At_Night]

This is the Bat Signal thread. The storm is almost upon us.

https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1345740790086180864

[Jackstar]

The storm is almost upon us.

In control. This is exciting, isn't it? For you.


You know, I could have just been a plumber. Better pay, more respect--and, basically, the same shit job. However, I am probably going to end up with better groupies in the long run, but I'm not going to lie: at this point, it's a bit up in the air.

Can any of you niggas even play Chess? Calgon, take me away.

[Jackstar]

He feels the fire of the Holy Ghost breathing down his neck Hallelujah!

My old job. Stay tuned.

[Walks_At_Night]

In control. This is exciting, isn't it? For you.


You know, I could have just been a plumber. Better pay, more respect--and, basically, the same shit job. However, I am probably going to end up with better groupies in the long run, but I'm not going to lie: at this point, it's a bit up in the air.

Can any of you niggas even play Chess? Calgon, take me away.

https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/status/521531219972878337

[Jackstar]

You never let go of your children, I don't care how fat and hideous they become.

Whoa. Talk about an awkward wedding night. Whoa. Whoa. Where's the honeymoon at? An attached garage? Eewww, gross.

https://twitter.com/adamcarolla/

Let's do the Time Warp again.

[albrecht]

This is the Bat Signal thread. The storm is almost upon us.

https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1345740790086180864

Wow. 2021 is starting out to be another very interesting year!

[Walks_At_Night]

Wow. 2021 is starting out to be another very interesting year!

Oh. NVM. It's over. 


https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1345795453338742785

[albrecht]

Oh. NVM. It's over. 


https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1345795453338742785

Amazon News should release the whole tape (assuming it is a one party consent state.) Not just edited bits.

But I also would note to spin conspiracy that Abobe, I think and I'm sure others, make software where you can deep fake voices. 5 years ago the local AM guys were drooling over the stuff because they didn't have to retake promos and commercials but if they screwed up the software could insert 'your' voice into it. They claimed the audio is water-marked but I'm sure you can hack that out. Now they can do with video but that still is, somewhat, uncanny valley and doesn't feel right. But they are working on that.

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh. NVM. It's over. 


https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1345795453338742785

Really? Nothing in that “whole” (edited) conversation sounded wrong or inappropriate to me. I guess when you’re a lackey for the CCP you have to spin it that way though. :

[K_Dubb]

Whoa. Talk about an awkward wedding night. Whoa. Whoa. Where's the honeymoon at? An attached garage? Eewww, gross.

Ha ha.  You know what I mean, jackass.

[K_Dubb]

This is the Bat Signal thread. The storm is almost upon us.

https://twitter.com/mikepompeo/status/1345740790086180864

I am more worried that he uses the ESV.

[Walks_At_Night]

Really? Nothing in that “whole” (edited) conversation sounded wrong or inappropriate to me. I guess when you’re a lackey for the CCP you have to spin it that way though. :

Ha!  Good one Doc. Now go suck on your CalmiGo ® and chill.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8ktjXiRCGOo

[K_Dubb]

Oh. NVM. It's over. 


https://twitter.com/disclosetv/status/1345795453338742785

Popcorn makes you fat, though.

[Dr. MD MD]

Ha!  Good one Doc. Now go suck on your CalmiGo ® and chill.

How do you even live with yourself?! Oh, right! All that CCP dough. : :

[Walks_At_Night]

How do you even live with yourself?! Oh, right! All that CCP dough. : :

You're not doing it right. You gotta suck until all three little green lights come on.

[ItsOver]

And they look sweaty so another benefit for your type. You might, or not, appreciate, I forget the vagaries and conflicts, but I was talking to a neighbor couple who had went to an outdoor wedding of a lesbian this weekend. Ha! Brutal. I inquired if there were any hot or lipstick lesbians there. She said "no, it was small crowd and all butch types." He said, "and it was cold as fuck. And muddy." She said "nobody except a dozen friends showed up." (Apparently the family of the dykes wouldn't go due to nature of 'marriage,' I'm sure virus or weather was an excuse- for ALL parties potentially involved.)

How many showed up on Hogs?

[Dr. MD MD]

You're not doing it right. You gotta suck until all three little green lights come on.

I’m already calm and I’m calmly telling you that you’re either a useful idiot or on the payroll. 

[Walks_At_Night]

Popcorn makes you fat, though.

You know about the pocorn? You're not supposed to know about the popcorn. 

[Dr. MD MD]

You know about the pocorn? You're not supposed to know about the popcorn. 

That’s right, mix it up with your commie buddy. :

[albrecht]

How many showed up on Hogs?

Ha. Despite the obvious insulation on some of them I still think they were rational enough to know sleet/snow and Hill Country roads to a wedding venue doesn't mix well safety-wise or at least would be uncomfortable. I've met one of them and, per K_Dubb's joke, if you want to move some furniture she wouldn't be a bad choice.

[ItsOver]

Ha. Despite the obvious insulation on some of them I still think they were rational enough to know sleet/snow and Hill Country roads to a wedding venue doesn't mix well safety-wise or at least would be uncomfortable. I've met one of them and, per K_Dubb's joke, if you want to move some furniture she wouldn't be a bad choice.

Ha!  Or turn Dubb into a pretzel in under a minute. 

[Jackstar]

You know what I mean

Do I look like a parent to you?

Ha ha. [...] jackass.

It's like you're reading from my father's diary, "Chapter One: What The Fuck Is Wrong With Your Eyes, You Little Shit, And Why Do I Have To Pay Extra For It?"

[K_Dubb]

Ha!  Or turn Dubb into a pretzel in under a minute. 

Haha.  I don't have much use for the lipstick ones but the cigar-chewing bulldykes who call me Peaches can do no wrong.

[K_Dubb]

Amazon News should release the whole tape (assuming it is a one party consent state.) Not just edited bits.

It's out on the Washington Post oh lordy what a hoot!

[ItsOver]

Haha.  I don't have much use for the lipstick ones but the cigar-chewing bulldykes who call me Peaches can do no wrong.

LOL.  “Peaches.”  I figured it might be “Sweet Cheeks.”