K. Dubb isn't gay

[Walks_At_Night]

Walks here it is without music.  I am ready to terrorize every Lutheran basement from here to Dubuque!

https://vocaroo.com/16xXJeTTuTAh

Cool beans. Thanks again.

[Walks_At_Night]

Don't give in to WAN's whims-- EVER! He's like a "music racist".

Untrue. I love me some Mexican Radio.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eyCEexG9xjw

[AZZERAE]

...

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTQgsj3L7M

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5gTQgsj3L7M

Nice! Of course it had been done already years before........
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5g0HTW9XAfE

[K_Dubb]

Don't give in to WAN's whims-- EVER! He's like a "music racist".

I had a weak moment -- it was snowing!

[K_Dubb]

Oh I am so excited after listening to your new podcasts because I have never heard another human use the name Pecti Wita. And then I thought you were eating while you were talking, but then I realized it's the way you talk with your pipe in your mouth!:) Your voice is lovely and resonant like Jackstars!

Thank you!  I don't remember saying Pecti Wica but I said a lot of shit haha

[K_Dubb]

Well done, Sir!

Very little of a Yuletide nature warms my heart these days.

CBC listeners would definitely welcome the musical background.

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Did I touch you?  I am so sorry; I get really grabby this time of year.

[K_Dubb]

Still fiddling with the translation.

https://vocaroo.com/1iBBFD8ij3uL

Yule, Yule, brilliant Yule, fire above trees and snow.
Heavens are crowned in a flickering sheen,
Ribbons of crimson and aquamarine,
Songs sung for ages hold back the night,
Always the yearning for peace, and light.
Yule, Yule, brilliant Yule, fire above trees and snow.

Come, come, pure sacred Yule, lower your wings of white
Over the strife and the blood once again,
Over the sighs of the children of men,
Over the old, whose days fly past,
Over the young, whose joy cannot last.
Come, come, pure sacred Yule, lower your wings of white.

[AZZERAE]

Thank you! I don't remember saying Pecti Wica but...

Looks like a lot of folks are tuning in AND enjoying your show, Mr. Anders!

Just a reminder, to your adoring fans, they can find your first show archived on AzzGab.co.za-- (PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!)

[K_Dubb]

Looks like a lot of folks are tuning in AND enjoying your show, Mr. Anders!

Just a reminder, to your adoring fans, they can find your first show archived on AzzGab.co.za-- (PLUG PLUG PLUG!!!)

Maybe get nine listeners this year!

[AZZERAE]

Maybe get nine listeners this year!

Oh please, you get more than that. Don't sell yourself short!

[K_Dubb]

Oh please, you get more than that. Don't sell yourself short!

Oh gosh, if I make it to TEN I think it is time to take the show on the road!  Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!  Maybe meet a nice hunky Iowa farmboy...

[Walks_At_Night]

Oh gosh, if I make it to TEN I think it is time to take the show on the road!  Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!  Maybe meet a nice hunky Iowa farmboy...

So when does this Gay_Dubb LARP end? We all know you have a chunky Filipina wife, 5 kids (8 y.o. and under), two dogs, a cat, a guinea pig, four goldfish and some hamsters. You haul the whole lot around in a Chrysler minivan and you do this LARP to stop from going insane. You dream about a poop free, quiet, house. The house is kept immaculately clean with stylish art on the walls [instead of come crayon scribble of you were you are taller than a three story building] with a stylish coupe of some sort in the garage and some deep conversation at a coffee shop about the ideas of Nietzsche. Of course the dream ends when you are informed that K_Dubb Jr. plugged the toilet again and that little Timmy the hamster is missing.     

[Ciardelo]

Oh gosh, if I make it to TEN I think it is time to take the show on the road!  Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!  Maybe meet a nice hunky Iowa farmboy...

Dude! Your wife looks comfy!

[K_Dubb]

So when does this Gay_Dubb LARP end? We all know you have a chunky Filipina wife, 5 kids (8 y.o. and under), two dogs, a cat, a guinea pig, four goldfish and some hamsters. You haul the whole lot around in a Chrysler minivan and you do this LARP to stop from going insane. You dream about a poop free, quiet, house. The house is kept immaculately clean with stylish art on the walls [instead of come crayon scribble of you were you are taller than a three story building] with a stylish coupe of some sort in the garage and some deep conversation at a coffee shop about the ideas of Nietzsche. Of course the dream ends when you are informed that K_Dubb Jr. plugged the toilet again and that little Timmy the hamster is missing.     

Oh you got me, man.  This is all about that fat bitch I am hauling around like a flour sack.  I haven't touched her in years; she smells like cabbage.  Sold me on a professional career-woman dual-income luxury lifestyle but as soon as she shot out a couple squalling hams discovered her latent maternal instincts and can't hold a job for more than two weeks before she calls in sick with Morgollons or some crazy psychosomatic shit.  Even a lifetime of taking it up the pooper on a regular basis has to be superior to this hell.

[ItsOver]

Oh gosh, if I make it to TEN I think it is time to take the show on the road!  Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!  Maybe meet a nice hunky Iowa farmboy...

“Well... there’s always Yellow Springs...”

Bring lots of baked goods.  Just be aware, the Buckeye farm boys prefer doughnuts.

[K_Dubb]

Dude! Your wife looks comfy!

Oh stop she is disgusting.  Shoves lumpia down her gaping maw like a pelican, fish sauce under her fingernails, diminutive in-laws who order me around like a serf and do their damndest to turn the brats against me.  The only peace I get is by hiding in the garage with the stinkiest tobacco I can find, which keeps the vermin at bay for a few minutes.

[K_Dubb]

“Well... there’s always Yellow Springs...”

Bring lots of baked goods.  Just be aware, the Buckeye farm boys prefer doughnuts.

Haha I can do that!   I will make a special eastern leg to hit Gethsemane Lutheran in Yellow Springs.  Electric fryer in the bus, open the windows and serve out the smultringer, tiny cardamom donuts fried in lard, just like you get on Skippergata.

[chefist]

Haha I can do that!   I will make a special eastern leg to hit Gethsemane Lutheran in Yellow Springs.  Electric fryer in the bus, open the windows and serve out the smultringer, tiny cardamom donuts fried in lard, just like you get on Skippergata.

Norwegian doughNUTS? Nice! Do you prefer with or without hair? ;-)

[chefist]

Only on Monday.  The rest of the week he’s fine.

Gay Monday! Has a ring to it! ha.

[albrecht]

Oh gosh, if I make it to TEN I think it is time to take the show on the road!  Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!  Maybe meet a nice hunky Iowa farmboy...

Bring your own blend because you know how that church basement coffee can be. And those ladies dont' need 45lbs dumbbells. They get their arm strength from making lefse and other baked goods. 

By the way,  I just got my Christmas card from Vesterheim in the mail and guess what is it? A picture of a goat with a wreath around his neck and "God jul og godt nyttÃ¥r" written below.

ps: several of the online classes that might of your interest are selling out fast. No sure why online needs to limit students but maybe for Q&As and so on. This still open:

https://folkartschool.vesterheim.org/class/2021-03-25-spinning-with-sticks-and-stones

[ItsOver]

Haha I can do that!   I will make a special eastern leg to hit Gethsemane Lutheran in Yellow Springs.  Electric fryer in the bus, open the windows and serve out the smultringer, tiny cardamom donuts fried in lard, just like you get on Skippergata.

Oh, you’ll be attracting the boys like Heater attracts painted rocks.  When you get there, make sure to pick up some freshly made ice cream from Young’s Dairy, to go only with those hot doughnuts, and you’ll be beating back the hoard of rippling abs.  They’ll be cussing you out for breaking their diet as much as you’ll be praising them.

[Dr. MD MD]

Gay Monday! Has a ring to it! ha.

Potential theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-vPFNihnGQ

Blue, blue, blue gay...GA-AY!

[ItsOver]

Potential theme song:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E-vPFNihnGQ

Blue, blue, blue gay...GA-AY!

Ha!  I knew somebody I liked had a song about Monday, and it’s Foreigner! Thanks, Doc.

Speaking of blue, here’s a great one from Lou.

https://youtu.be/7cRdgIZgobs

[AZZERAE]

I think it is time to take the show on the road! Make some slides, buy a broken-down old bus, pack up the accordions, set out on a tour of all the Lutheran basements in the midwest, scandalizing doughy matrons with lurid tales of pagan sex!

I'll be your hype man.

[K_Dubb]

Norwegian doughNUTS? Nice! Do you prefer with or without hair? ;-)

Without, of course, but I can't afford to be too picky these days.

[AZZERAE]

church basement coffee

[K_Dubb]

Bring your own blend because you know how that church basement coffee can be. And those ladies dont' need 45lbs dumbbells. They get their arm strength from making lefse and other baked goods. 

By the way,  I just got my Christmas card from Vesterheim in the mail and guess what is it? A picture of a goat with a wreath around his neck and "God jul og godt nyttÃ¥r" written below.

ps: several of the online classes that might of your interest are selling out fast. No sure why online needs to limit students but maybe for Q&As and so on. This still open:

https://folkartschool.vesterheim.org/class/2021-03-25-spinning-with-sticks-and-stones

Oh gawd I know, percolating over and over for hours in one of those giant vats, pure bilgewater.  Wait until those church ladies find out what the julebukk was really up to with their nanas!

[K_Dubb]

Oh, you’ll be attracting the boys like Heater attracts painted rocks.  When you get there, make sure to pick up some freshly made ice cream from Young’s Dairy, to go only with those hot doughnuts, and you’ll be beating back the hoard of rippling abs.  They’ll be cussing you out for breaking their diet as much as you’ll be praising them.

Oh hell yeah

[Dr. MD MD]

Ha!  I knew somebody I liked had a song about Monday, and it’s Foreigner! Thanks, Doc.

Speaking of blue, here’s a great one from Lou.

https://youtu.be/7cRdgIZgobs

Yeah, it was either that or this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ej3DXgKvSqE

K_Dudd may actually appreciate the baking theme in the graphic.