5 Minutes With Jackstar

[Jackstar]

Officials are now calling for its removal as “it is illegal to install structures or art without authorization on federally managed public lands, no matter what planet you’re from,” according to the statement.

Hold my art.

[Jackstar]

Announcement: #Official

"Five Point Five Minutes With Jack Stark" will not be returning from hiatus--licensing agreements have been made and finalized, and the original plan is now back in force.

Now I am sure this seems like a whole lot of crap from the outside... but these things really need to be coordinated. This is why I needed a Fishwife. This all could have been done a lot more smoothly, but that's okay--I'm getting her done going.

I'll admit the five months of show prep for a five minute show does seem ridiculous, but the advantages of building a strong foundational language are manifest.

In other words, in a nutshell:
"EXPENSIVE BUT WORTH IT."


P.S.: remember how some of us used to complain that Art was always taking forever to get back on the air? Well, I don't know what his problems were... but I get it now. This industry is run by monkeys. Actual.

[Jackstar]

Announcement: #Official
[...]
In other words, in a nutshell:
"EXPENSIVE BUT WORTH IT."


P.S.: remember how some of us used to complain that Art was always taking forever to get back on the air? Well, I don't know what his problems were... but I get it now. This industry is run by monkeys. Actual."

Content airdrop, queued & INCOMING
don't wait up
You will NOT be entertained.

[Jackstar]

don't wait up

Yeah, I still take the trash out. Does that make me too normal for you? We're getting there.

https://youtu.be/UjqllkBMy7E

Captive says, "What?"

[Original Larry]

Hello, Jackstar! I have a link for you.
http://www.jameslafond.com/article.php?id=12552

[Jackstar]

Hello, Jackstar! I have a link for you.

Roger that, Trooper. Semper fi

[Original Larry]

Sic Semper Tyrannis
O.G. Larry out.

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/LUNbJVS6csU?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO0NeXP4RqQ?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmW1Y2-rjWw?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8IgPHRBr4?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsFZ-wadzk?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFjz6JfACk?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1jIYqEMSc?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d5vLcgyiWA?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPWanidViY?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDF4aahCNMM?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqsmbqqc5bg?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoNwJCwdlUA?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJK6yfx9AK4?t=0

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/LUNbJVS6csU?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aGCdLKXNF3w?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pO0NeXP4RqQ?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TmW1Y2-rjWw?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pw8IgPHRBr4?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=McsFZ-wadzk?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7oFjz6JfACk?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hA1jIYqEMSc?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6d5vLcgyiWA?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sSPWanidViY?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NDF4aahCNMM?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Aqsmbqqc5bg?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BoNwJCwdlUA?t=0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CJK6yfx9AK4?t=0

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1340216324715290624

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https://youtu.be/7mZlViuJpXo

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

[SpaceMeowMaid]

What a beautiful solstice arrival. It was wonderful to listen to today while I was watching my little sister level a camper with noone but myself to help... Boy, I never thought I would see the day!

Turns out my meeting is on Tuesday. So maybe I will be able to get something together... Nose wiggle, eyebrows and snap, God Bless America!

Meat stick Jones, I think it's time to get the Cat farm up and... 😻🦄💙🧜‍♀️🦅🎅🦌⭐💙🦋⛄🎄

[AZZERAE]

Aaand we're open for business!

[Jackstar]

What a beautiful solstice arrival.

According to my calculations, it's in another two and a half hours. Maybe you can find something to bite down on while we wait.

[AZZERAE]

According to my calculations, it's in another two and a half hours.

Your calculations proved cor-re-re-rect. It was then Azzerae shaved his head, slipped into his kilt and--

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yEukJQG2hAc

[Jackstar]

shaved his head, slipped into his kilt

Dude, one could do worse.

[DanTSX]

https://youtu.be/R-FxmoVM7X4

[Jackstar]

https://twitter.com/_n_Jack/status/1341218476589940737

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https://youtu.be/yWA4uJOXF-g

"Better learn how to swim or learn how to drink
Cops and robbers, I can't tell 'em apart
It's a systematic figure that we're passing as art" â€" Samantha Fish

"Sometimes, to do there is nothing, but raise the Jolly Roger and throats, start slitting you must." â€" Yoda, Jedi Master

[Ciardelo]

Point of order: 39:01 minutes is considerably longer than "5 minutes" mister.

[Jackstar]

Point of order: 39:01 minutes is considerably longer than "5 minutes" mister.

HOTFIX: Mindslaves no longer possess authority access rights to Robert's Rules Of Order, and all web searches here to henceforth by (a)ny (m)indslave on the topic of any parliamentary procedure now mysteriously, yet consistently, return false information.


Boy, I sure saved myself a lot of work with that one. I wish I had been this good at coding back in 'Nam.

[Dr. MD MD]

HOTFIX: Mindslaves no longer possess authority access rights to Robert's Rules Of Order, and all web searches here to henceforth by (a)ny (m)indslave on the topic of any parliamentary procedure now mysteriously, yet consistently, return false information.


Boy, I sure saved myself a lot of work with that one. I wish I had been this good at coding back in 'Nam.

Pathetic. :

[Jackstar]

Pathetic. ::)

I know you are, but what am I?

[Silphion]

I know you are, but what am I?

Is this your 'A'-game? Please tell me this isn't your 'A'-game.


Then again, don't bother.

We know.

[Dr. MD MD]

I know you are, but what am I?

In a rut?

[Jackstar]

Then again, don't bother.

We know.

If you want to be taken seriously, you have to be a serious person.

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/4-079YIasck

This guy is major. Recommended.

[Jackstar]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4O2JK_94g3Y

[Ciardelo]

Unwavering focus?

:snort:

[Jackstar]

https://youtu.be/3XxuRERp5Qk

Unwavering focus?

There is much in Heaven and Earn that is undreamt of in your philosophy, Crisco.

:snort:

How many truffles have you uncovered today?

[Ciardelo]

How many truffles have you uncovered today?

He who smelt it dealt it, Jackson.

You should watch some of your own posts sometime, buddy.

[Silphion]

The Algorithm brought me here

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79zra755WgA

[Jackstar]

The Algorithm

Kill it with fire. Full spread.

He who smelt it dealt it, Jackson.

You should watch some of your own posts sometime, buddy.

please be collateral damage please please be collateral damage please please be collateral damage please please be collateral damage please please be collateral damage please