Coronavirus 2020

[Dr. MD MD]

The CDC began to hire many quarantine program public health advisors in many states 6 months BEFORE novel corona virus was supposed discovered in China.  Almost as if they KNEW it would be released.  Here is the CDC actual website link from today with its jobs opening:
https://jobs.cdc.gov/job/dallas/public-health-advisor-quarantine-program/250/14136286

And Israel just happened to have a vaccine ready to go. Coincidence?

[pate]

And Israel just happened to have a vaccine ready to go. Coincidence?

Pict won:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=h81Ojd3d2rY

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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADtnUC_ctNk

Eye thunk toilet paper will be the next currency, inveil accordion:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fa8vyTfugcI

Nautical!

Cajuns have seemed to focus on the non-nec'aries! Bqwah!

-p

[Dr. MD MD]

Pict won:

Eye thunk toilet paper will be the next currency, inveil accordion:

Nautical!

Cajuns have seemed to focus on the non-nec'aries! Bqwah!

-p

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDnd2g1ZSw

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QwaqO3i_eQA

[pate]

Doc,

Yew clam two halve sum Medechi(I), ITAL(???) chops...

Nautical Shore.

Marco:)?

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FpOEN93LX-E

Doc itallienne parse m'kay view?

-p


ediot: Ceviche, apogees no similies!

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vb2Oqfj_c70

[pate]

'ware the Hobo Elite...

-p

[pate]

This seems ray-cyst:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ADAr9b-fAKg


Fookin' Coomies....

-p

[Dr. MD MD]

Everyone a ray-cyst. Now you a ray-cyst too:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sDf0IwXoOmY

[pate]

Everyone a ray-cyst. Now you a ray-cyst ...

Yah, eye am rau-cus bout thangs.

Sew:

In any arbitrary system of cataloguing people half will fall below the median and half will rise above the median.  One could apply this measure to x given as the total population.

Coronabola Virus targets both the stupid AND the communist;  how does it feel Fask-Dorc?

Yore alleged "dpc-orates" are granted through what;  on-line study, dollars (or other monetary vehicles) paid and thyme spent?

Congrats, seems to me you wasted thyme and money for your "accreditatshuhn", agin Congrats!

Tell me again how much you paid for your vellum?

You must be less ritchie naow, eh>?

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[pate]

Code Select Expand

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3VDnd2g1ZSw

Doc noetz:  Anal obsession in rhesus manque subjected to un-necks anal, anal anal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-1MKT74mY


anal anal, wait!  Why test butt intrusion?  Gaailien agenda, Doedc man splains

What is ytourette's Doctorate in again>?

-p

ediot: axing foar fiund

[Walks_At_Night]

The CDC began to hire many quarantine program public health advisors in many states 6 months BEFORE novel corona virus was supposed discovered in China.  Almost as if they KNEW it would be released.  Here is the CDC actual website link from today with its jobs opening:
https://jobs.cdc.gov/job/dallas/public-health-advisor-quarantine-program/250/14136286

A full month before Novel Corona was known:
https://www.medicalnewstoday.com/articles/novel-coronavirus-your-questions-answered

^^^^ CDC is innocent.    Also the killer virus didn't come out any bat or weird ant-eater.  It was the Brits!   That's why they went with that weird herd immunity strategy.  They are
already immune.  Says so right here:

EXCLUSIVE: Russia blames BRITAIN for the coronavirus outbreak: State media accuses UK of 'smearing something in Wuhan' and links the virus to Salisbury novichok attack

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-8120505/Russia-blames-BRITAIN-coronavirus-outbreak.html

[Taaroa]

https://twitter.com/BBCBweaking/status/1239663205674254342

[Dr. MD MD]

Doc noetz:  Anal obsession in rhesus manque subjected to un-necks anal, anal anal

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xZ-1MKT74mY


anal anal, wait!  Why test butt intrusion?  Gaailien agenda, Doedc man splains

What is ytourette's Doctorate in again>?

-p

ediot: axing foar fiund

Go fuck yerself, alchey!

[albrecht]

[tweet]1239663205674254342[/tweet]

Good advice!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-51792137

[Dr. MD MD]

Good advice!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-51792137

I don’t get it. They can read this shit but not English?!

[albrecht]

I don’t get it. They can read this shit but not English?!

And can agree to weird EU rules about cookies. I wonder how many click thinking they will get physical cookies (biscuits) they can eat?

   We and our partners use technologies, like cookies, and collect browsing information to give you di best online experience and to make wetin dey inside personal and wetin pipo dey advertise appear for you. Abeg let us know if you agree.

      


No, cari me go settings

[Taaroa]

I don’t get it. They can read this shit but not English?!

Yeah, it's a pidgin language:

pidgin language, is a grammatically simplified means of communication that develops between two or more groups that do not have a language in common: typically, its vocabulary and grammar are limited and often drawn from several languages

I don't get why the BBC encourages this one though. The content of the British Broadcasting Corporation should be in the Queen's English!  :

[albrecht]

Yeah, it's a pidgin language:I don't get why the BBC encourages this one though. The content of the British Broadcasting Corporation should be in the Queen's English!  :

Maybe a part of the deal being the Defender of the Faith?

[Walks_At_Night]

Alex would like you to watch/re-watch this:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wW-gQCp_18Y

[WOTR]

Good advice!

https://www.bbc.com/pidgin/tori-51792137

I thought those posts were jokes- making fun of infantile people. Now I see it is the BBC?!? WTF world do I live in. Bweaking news, indeed.  :

[Dr. MD MD]

I thought those posts were jokes- making fun of infantile people. Now I see it is the BBC?!? WTF world do I live in. Bweaking news, indeed.  :

Welcome to Clown World! Honk! Honk!!

[Walks_At_Night]

https://twitter.com/michalnaka/status/1239316241984049152

[Asuka Langley]

Israeli Scientists Claim it's 'Pure Luck' they were Already Working on a COVID-19 Vaccine Prior to the Outbreak

https://www.eutimes.net/2020/03/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

[Dr. MD MD]

Israeli Scientists Claim it's 'Pure Luck' they were Already Working on a COVID-19 Vaccine Prior to the Outbreak

https://www.eutimes.net/2020/03/israeli-scientists-claim-its-pure-luck-they-were-already-working-on-a-covid-19-vaccine-prior-to-the-outbreak/

They are an EXTREMELY lucky people!!! Preternaturally so.

[Walks_At_Night]

Relax boys.........  The Vaccine will be just a little prick

[pate]

Apparently the Mayor of Kansas City, MO (((shut it down))) yesterday after the Presidential speech.

https://abc17news.com/news/missouri/2020/03/12/kansas-city-mayor-declares-state-of-emergency-in-effort-to-slow-coronavirus-spread/

"Initial period of three weeks"

Getting exciting.  Think the St Pat's day parade was cancelled too.

https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

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[Dr. MD MD]

Apparently the Mayor of Kansas City, MO (((shut it down))) yesterday after the Presidential speech.

https://abc17news.com/news/missouri/2020/03/12/kansas-city-mayor-declares-state-of-emergency-in-effort-to-slow-coronavirus-spread/

"Initial period of three weeks"

Getting exciting.  Think the St Pat's day parade was cancelled too.

-p

This oughta keep you busy for awhile:



Hang in there!

[albrecht]

Apparently the Mayor of Kansas City, MO (((shut it down))) yesterday after the Presidential speech.

https://abc17news.com/news/missouri/2020/03/12/kansas-city-mayor-declares-state-of-emergency-in-effort-to-slow-coronavirus-spread/

"Initial period of three weeks"

Getting exciting.  Think the St Pat's day parade was cancelled too.

https://youtu.be/RZ2oXzrnti4

-p

Our (((mayor))) just said "shut it down." But in the presser (((he))) appealed to "landlords, note holders, etc" to "have mercy." 

I can't find the actual speech but was on local AM. City site has this "interesting" item: No evictions, but help for the evicted? 
The Travis County Justices of the Peace have a standing order posted indicating there will be no eviction settings held until after April 1, 2020.
 
Eviction Resources are available to assist residents with legal assistance, emergency grants for rent or utilities, alternate housing, short-term motel vouchers, or placement in a local shelter. 

[Jackstar]

The word on the street is that there have been two (or more) strains of virus circulating. One is lethal, the other is mostly harmless and leaves the organism with an immunity to the deadly strain.

Seems plausible and this story jibes up and explains many (or all) inconsistencies with all the other reports I've seen since January.

Shop as usual--avoid panic buying.