Coronavirus 2020

[Corona Kitty]

Can you bring me back from the dead to do me again?  It really is lonely being BellGabs only casualty.

I will do my best as I've watched the movie "The Re-Animator!"

[Dr. MD MD]

Oh look, the old faggot is mad again.

Surprise surprise.

Only dogs go mad. I’m not crazy or angry. You’re a cheap opportunist.

[Corona Kitty]

Okay boomer.

[Walks_At_Night]

So my employer relented to the inevitable..........   

Handshakes are banned and they took the soup out of the cafeteria - so infected paws are not grabbing the same laddle over and over.

[Dr. MD MD]

Okay boomer.

Also lame.

[Corona Kitty]

So my employer relented to the inevitable..........   

Handshakes are banned and they took the soup out of the cafeteria - so infected paws are not grabbing the same laddle over and over.

Safety first!!!

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEZqduRu6jc

[Walks_At_Night]

Safety first!!!

I've been getting creative with reasons to stay out of that virus pit.  Dead Aunt.  Flat tire.  Cable man coming between 7AM and 9PM.  Sick non-existent cat. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRqzkp7vpo

[Uncle Duke]

Spent almost 45 minutes in line at a Super Kroger's north of Cincinnati, lines were 20+ deep.  Lots of empty shelves, and more than a few short tempered shoppers. 

[Corona Kitty]

I've been getting creative with reasons to stay out of that virus pit.  Dead Aunt.  Flat tire.  Cable man coming between 7AM and 9PM.  Sick non-existent cat. 

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aLRqzkp7vpo

https://youtu.be/_vdrkAx6zKk

This is the only solution.

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XKQhhpc1VFQ

[albrecht]

No NCAA Tourney. Local Rodeo and Livestock Show is still on? Target had hand sanitizer and the only thing out of stock was bulk jugged water and bleach. But jugs of water easily available at the local gas station. And Target had no sardines. 

Buying some more beans got me thinking, so I looked it up, apparently "Big John's" beans was discontinued in 2006.     Why? I have no idea? They came with a separate can for "fixins."

[Hog]

Ontario schools will be closed for 2 extra weeks following March break.

peace
hog

[Walks_At_Night]

No NCAA Tourney. Local Rodeo and Livestock Show is still on? Target had hand sanitizer and the only thing out of stock was bulk jugged water and bleach. But jugs of water easily available at the local gas station. And Target had no sardines. 

Buying some more beans got me thinking, so I looked it up, apparently "Big John's" beans was discontinued in 2006.     Why? I have no idea? They came with a separate can for "fixins."

It was a dark day indeed when Con-Agra foods murdered Big John's.  In these hard times we need the big fella (and his auxiliary can of grease on the top)

[Walks_At_Night]

Spent almost 45 minutes in line at a Super Kroger's north of Cincinnati, lines were 20+ deep.  Lots of empty shelves, and more than a few short tempered shoppers.

I hope you beat some serious ass in that crowd and come out with the things that Mrs. Duke sent you into the abyss to get.

[Hog]

Just saw on CTV NEWS Tom Hanks and his Wife are INFECTED. 

https://news.yahoo.com/tom-hanks-got-sick-australia-191747441.html

peace
Hog

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K6DQBG8D4X4

[aldousburbank]

Just saw on CTV NEWS Tom Hanks and his Wife are INFECTED. 

https://news.yahoo.com/tom-hanks-got-sick-australia-191747441.html

peace
Hog

Life is like a pox of chocolates.

[Walks_At_Night]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZEZqduRu6jc

$1,000 a head?   I'm getting Tulsi "Stimulated" 


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FwJduPtCvSM   

[Hog]

Life is like a pox of chocolates.

You never know what you're gonna GET.

I think we all know WHICH virus killed Jenny.

Nice one Aldous!

peace
Hog

[Dr. MD MD]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho8qnyfe_x8
border politicians can't decide on airport screening

[Walks_At_Night]

Damn. Cottrell drops the gauntlet.  You bastards didn't listen to him and now the Hell Hounds and Angel of Death are roaming around trying to eat your ignorant asses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tDNB394Dc

[Corona Kitty]

Damn. Cottrell drops the gauntlet.  You bastards didn't listen to him and now the Hell Hounds and Angel of Death are roaming around trying to eat your ignorant asses.




https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tDNB394Dc

Haha, my boy wildin

[Asuka Langley]

Damn. Cottrell drops the gauntlet.  You bastards didn't listen to him and now the Hell Hounds and Angel of Death are roaming around trying to eat your ignorant asses.


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n1tDNB394Dc

You only had to listen, this is the future you chose.

[Corona Kitty]

You only had to listen, this is the future you chose.

Damn.... Gonna have to bring him on again lol.

[Jackstar]

I plan to really get familiar with some of you even get inside some of you.

I've got a list of people you're free to ram a broomstick up the ass of. Just let me know.

[Corona Kitty]

I've got a list of people you're free to ram a broomstick up the ass of. Just let me know.

Point em out.

[Jackstar]

Point em out.

Provide the broomsticks.

[Dr. MD MD]

Damn.... Gonna have to bring him on again lol.

Maybe but he really wants to be on Alex’s show because he knows no one listens to you.

[Corona Kitty]

Provide the broomsticks.