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Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« on: December 09, 2019, 10:00:27 PM »
Jim Jones Kool-Aid

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #1 on: December 09, 2019, 10:14:25 PM »
Jim Jones Kool-Aid


Prominent Democrat "get out the vote" Jim Jones, and possible CIA asset if one believes some deeper conspiracies, used Flavor-Aid. Kool-Aid got the bum rap. And should've sued to DNC n media for the bad publicity. But all publicity is good, I guess. And my spelling on phone so might've got trade-marked sugar water brands slightly wrong. But used the off-brand- not Kool one in the jungle.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #2 on: December 09, 2019, 10:21:17 PM »
Not exactly the type of response I was looking for, but it's a start.

How about gas station sushi with a half price sticker on it.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #3 on: December 09, 2019, 10:23:15 PM »
Holocaust survivors


Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #4 on: December 09, 2019, 10:58:04 PM »
Holocaust survivors

My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #5 on: December 09, 2019, 10:59:25 PM »
Not exactly the type of response I was looking for, but it's a start.

How about gas station sushi with a half price sticker on it.


Fresh seafood in the Midwest. Loose Slots at a casino (note spelling, not double-entrendre or even pun,) most politicians, and, if I was a cop, someone who says "I had only a couple of beers."

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #6 on: December 09, 2019, 11:04:38 PM »
I know that this is not in the spirit of your thread, but:

Democrats > Trudeau.

Yes, they are the bigger animal.  ;)

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #7 on: December 09, 2019, 11:05:55 PM »
My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.


Now we cooking with gas. Lee might get some feedback but I don't agree that the essence of BG.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #8 on: December 09, 2019, 11:15:45 PM »
Communists because at least they admit theyíre communists.

VC

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #9 on: December 09, 2019, 11:16:26 PM »
My hat is off to you. The sheer number of people you would likely "offend" with that post is off the charts... But it made me damn near swallow my lozenge in a fit of laughter.

Somehow you have managed to distill the essence of bellgab and package it in one post.

Mazel tov.

Hilarious! Bwahahaha!

I love his posts of Asian women too! They play awesome guitars... ;)

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #10 on: December 09, 2019, 11:22:38 PM »
Communists because at least they admit theyíre communists.


Yep. By Dr. Fred Schwarts even, as I recall. Used to be easily found at yardsales and used book stores. Likely on Amazons now?  On phone n cant look up. But,basically, commies tell you what they will do and keep the promises.

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« Reply #11 on: December 09, 2019, 11:33:49 PM »
An automobile service technician who tells me the air in my tires needs changing.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #12 on: December 09, 2019, 11:39:07 PM »
A Loreena Bobbit circumcision. Old reference, I know. Look it up, kids! :D

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #13 on: December 09, 2019, 11:41:23 PM »
A street vendor selling Rolex watches.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #14 on: December 09, 2019, 11:48:42 PM »
A tattoo artist with Parkinson's

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #15 on: December 09, 2019, 11:58:27 PM »
A door to door time-share salesman. 

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #16 on: December 09, 2019, 11:59:48 PM »


Yeah, thatís the ticket!

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #17 on: December 10, 2019, 12:04:23 AM »
A neighbor with a pair of pit bulls named Tinker Bell and Tootsie.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #18 on: December 10, 2019, 12:29:18 AM »
That's the spirit!

Casey Anthony baby sitting service.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #19 on: December 10, 2019, 12:34:31 AM »

Now we cooking with gas. Lee might get some feedback but I don't agree that the essence of BG.

Not the antisemitism. The ability to ignore political correctness and use the forbidden for humour.

Anyhow, I suppose I would trust hiking the rim of White island volcano more than Democrats...

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #20 on: December 10, 2019, 12:41:17 AM »
Chinese pet and/or baby food.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #21 on: December 10, 2019, 06:44:50 AM »
Mainstream media. Oh wait, that's the same thing as the demonrats.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #22 on: December 10, 2019, 07:11:46 AM »
Jackstar.

Iíll just add that I would place Republicans about equal with the Democrats.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #23 on: December 10, 2019, 07:59:05 AM »
Jackstar.

Iíll just add that I would place Republicans about equal with the Democrats.

Not these days. ::)

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #24 on: December 10, 2019, 08:22:21 AM »
Flint, MI tap water

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #25 on: December 10, 2019, 08:23:27 AM »
A Nigerian prince asking for help transferring money.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #26 on: December 10, 2019, 09:20:43 AM »
MV "fixing" my laptop.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #27 on: December 10, 2019, 10:22:17 AM »
A millennial college applicant who thinks Gluteus Maximus was a Roman emperor.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #28 on: December 10, 2019, 10:23:43 AM »
Anyone on bellgab who claims to be female and hides behind the profile pic of a hot female.

Name Something You Trust More Than Democrats
« Reply #29 on: December 10, 2019, 10:34:49 AM »
Anyone on bellgab who claims to be female and hides behind the profile pic of a hot female.
LOL.  I can't imagine that ever happening.  ;D  Maybe they're just trying to lure back GravitySucks.