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An Open Letter to GravitySucks

Started by AZZERAE, November 25, 2018, 05:09:51 PM

Gravity Sucks is:

A loser
4 (23.5%)
An illegal posing as a US citizen
2 (11.8%)
A used car salesman
1 (5.9%)
A woman
1 (5.9%)
Little Rocket Man
9 (52.9%)

Total Members Voted: 17

Voting closed: November 29, 2018, 05:38:41 PM

Spookcat

Quote from: Gd5150 on November 29, 2018, 02:25:41 PM
4,000 pages on heather wade over there. Makes this stupid thread look like the encyclopedia.

It's mostly random conversations mixed in with heather wade drama/news.

Spookcat

If any of you ever have trouble finding yourselves a good nude lipstick, just color match your butthole.

There's my advice for you today. >^^<

Quote from: spookcat on November 29, 2018, 06:14:45 PM
If any of you ever have trouble finding yourselves a good nude lipstick, just color match your butthole.

There's my advice for you today. >^^<

bright pink seems a bit ostentatious for me.

Spookcat

Quote from: Richard Groyper on November 29, 2018, 06:27:41 PM
bright pink seems a bit ostentatious for me.

Wouldn't be so bright if you'd stop trying to measure its depths. :)

Metron2267

Quote from: JesusJuice on November 29, 2018, 05:27:01 PM
FUCK DRUMPF AND FUCK WHITE PEOPLE!

Eat
     Shit
           And
                 Die
                      Traitor!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(

FUCK(in no specific order):

Open borders
Snowflakes
Race baiting libitards
Election rigging DemoTards
Enemies of Capitalism
Socialists
Satanic shills for Shrillary
Obambots who venerate CPUSA
Young people with more emotions than brains
The entire lamestream media
Hollyweird
The Swamp
Hedge Fund globalist swine
George Soros (redundancy)
Un-patriotic American squatters!


Got it?

GOOD!

Metron2267

Quote from: Azzerae on November 29, 2018, 05:30:13 PM
Not certain if brown is my colour...seems more up Little Sean’s alley.

My point eggzactly!

:D


Quote from: spookcat on November 29, 2018, 06:40:06 PM
Wouldn't be so bright if you'd stop trying to measure its depths. :)

i need an assistant. prepare yourself to go in shoulder deep!




Jackstar

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 07:54:49 PM
The swamp drains.

This is still just the purge of the low-hanging fruit. Much more excitement to follow.


For example, when you come on here posting under your real name to say, "omg, my checks have stopped clearing," then we'll know something substantial is actually going down.

Metron2267

Quote from: spookcat on November 29, 2018, 06:14:45 PM
If any of you ever have trouble finding yourselves a good nude lipstick, just color match your butthole.

There's my advice for you today. >^^<

;D ;D ;D

Lol, few creatures know the artful presentation thereof, maintenance and alluring nature of the butthole like the common cat does.


Metron2267

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 07:57:50 PM
This is still just the purge of the low-hanging fruit. Much more excitement to follow.

Oh yeah!

QuoteFor example, when you come on here posting under your real name to say, "omg, my checks have stopped clearing," then we'll know something substantial is actually going down.

Always the peevish one, eh Jacky? T'weren't me pushing the Clinton Foundation along.


Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 06:53:08 PM
Eat
     Shit
           And
                 Die
                      Traitor!
>:( >:( >:( >:( >:( >:(




Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 06:53:08 PM
FUCK
people with more emotions than brains


Jackstar

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 08:00:40 PM
T'weren't me pushing

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Oh, yeah, right. You're innocent.

Metron2267

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:06:16 PM
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Oh, yeah, right. You're innocent.

Huh, you think I work for BOA?

Odd, just plain odd.

Was that an 8chan or freelance?

Jackstar

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 08:13:10 PM
you think I work for BOA?


You're really not good with that whole "rhetorical question" thing. Even you could do better.


Metron2267

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:16:29 PM

You're really not good with that whole "rhetorical question" thing. Even you could do better.

And you're a bit too obvious with your gaslighting, best not get carried away.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:16:29 PM
Even you could do better.

Your misplaced optimism is one of your more erotic qualities.

Quote from: Metron2267 on November 29, 2018, 08:19:08 PM
And you're a bit too obvious with your gaslighting, best not get carried away.

Call him a traitor!  With bold font and exclamation points!!

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 29, 2018, 08:21:18 PM
Call him a traitor!  With bold font and exclamation points!!

I don't think it counts as treason if they're simply a huge fucking moron. I think there has to be intent.

I might be wrong, I'm nowhere close to passing a bar

Metron2267

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:22:49 PM
I don't think it counts as treason if they're simply a huge fucking moron. I think there has to be intent.

I might be wrong, I'm nowhere close to passing a bar

Words can be used allegorically, metaphorically, rhetorically, and even (when necessary) literally.

HTH


ZaZa

Metron2267
Moron2267

FIFY /..for free/

Quote from: ZaZa on November 29, 2018, 08:27:26 PM
21stCM and his *......*

Holy turn of events, Batman.  LaLa just posted a picture of a man's butthole on Bellgab.

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 29, 2018, 08:30:01 PM
LaLa just posted a picture of a man's butthole on Bellgab.

Arguably, an improvement at this point.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:31:16 PM
Arguably, an improvement at this point.

Why not swing for the fences and post a picture of a woman's butthole?

Maybe he only has men in his collection.  But Google is your friend.

Jackstar

Quote from: DigitalPigSnuggler on November 29, 2018, 08:36:21 PM
Why not swing for the fences and post a picture of a woman's butthole?


Is this really a more compelling question to garner your attention than, "How did they find that passport on the sidewalk?" Asking for a friend.

Quote from: Jackstar on November 29, 2018, 08:37:45 PM

Is this really a more compelling question to garner your attention than, "How did they find that passport on the sidewalk?" Asking for a friend.

That question has already been answered.  There's much more challenge in answering unanswered questions.

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