Billy Meier - Michael Horn

[Centurion40]

Oh no! I’m getting death threats from the Saddam Hussein of impotent blobs of gravy saturated batter!

Can you provide me with a link that explains why the photos all look so very fake?  I am not able to suspend my disbelief.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Can you provide me with a link that explains why the photos all look so very fake?  I am not able to suspend my disbelief.

He's been trying unsuccessfully to explain that for decades, and he's pretty touchy about it so don't be surprised if he flies into an apoplectic rage and savagely browbeats you for asking.  Just between you, me, and the internet, the fellow seems to be severely stunted emotionally.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

The ludicrous claims of Billy Meier have been thoroughly debunked, but this genuine photograph of a Wienerian Meat Replicator demonstrates beyond all doubt that thanks to their amazing technology, we can enjoy tasty, satisfying meals that can be prepared at home in minutes any time we want.

[henge0stone]

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/16/the-reason-for-the-paris-attacks-billy-meier-1958/ 

This is just like when you suggested the Jews killed in the holocaust deserved it for sacking Jericho thousands of years ago. I wonder why the Pleiadians are so into the middle east, are they members of Isis?

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

#1 - An enraged Michael Horn answers a reasonable question about one of Billy Meier's more preposterous claims the only way he knows how.

[MichaelHorn]

Cent40,

Start here:

http://www.tjresearch.info/Zahi_WCUFO%20Investigation.pdf

http://www.rhalzahi.com/docs/pendulum-EN.pdf

http://www.theyfly.com/sites/default/files/ESinvestig3NovV2.pdf

http://theyfly.com/PDF/PhotoAnalysis.pdf

http://theyfly.com/PDF/UFOSoundRecordings.pdf

http://theyfly.com/PDF/Documentation%20from%20IBM%20on.pdf

http://theyfly.com/Scientific_Experts.html

The bozos and puff pastries here won't understand a word of it. Hopefully you will.

[GravitySucks]

Cent40,

Start here
The bozos and puff pastries here won't understand a word of it. Hopefully you will.

Do you get paid by the link click or are you just a general troll?

[MichaelHorn]

Gosh, yet another incompetent, in such a hurry to attack - having nothing even remotely resembling a life - that he fails to notice the question that elicited my most gracious and informative response:

"Can you provide me with a link that explains why the photos all look so very fake?  I am not able to suspend my disbelief."

Honestly, thanks for the comic relief.

[coaster]

You don't have a life if you disagree with Michael Horn, because that makes sense..

[ACE of CLUBS]

"If the fucking Pope himself came on here and acted like an arrogant insufferable little cock, I'd call him out on it".... (quote by Bell Boy)
Have a great day little Mike!  Post often.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

#2 - A visibly agitated Michael Horn petulantly lashes out at another inconsequential, incompetent message board poster who had the audacity to impugn his motives and disparage his list of links.

[Yorkshire pud]

#2 - A visibly agitated Michael Horn petulantly lashes out at another inconsequential, incompetent message board poster who had the audacity to impugn his motives and disparage his list of links.

I don't know what others think, but I wish Hornyboy (geddit?) would post more links we won't bother reading, because of the implied tedium of doing so. Jeeeze, does he sleep and wake up wondering if there's any bollox he's written he hasn't got a link to?

[PB the Deplorable]

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/16/the-reason-for-the-paris-attacks-billy-meier-1958/ 

I've clicked on exactly one of his links, this one.  I'm not even sure why.

I was quite pleased to see he quoted a post from here (not one of mine) as an example of the attacks he must endure as a lowly modern day prophet.

[PB the Deplorable]

I don't know what others think, but I wish Hornyboy (geddit?)...

Whorn.

[Ciardelo]

I've clicked on exactly one of his links, this one.  I'm not even sure why.

I was quite pleased to see he quoted a post from here (not one of mine) as an example of the attacks he must endure as a lowly modern day prophet.

The sock puppet posts where Whorn replied to himself in the comments section were a hoot too. The Whorn can't disguise his over-the-top writing style. What a lonely little man the Whorn must be.

[Yorkshire pud]

The sock puppet posts where Whorn replied to himself in the comments section were a hoot too. The Whorn can't disguise his over-the-top writing style. What a lonely little man the Whorn must be.

According to him he wasn't lonely once (or twice), he has children; at least she said they were his. Jury's out on him being there at the conception. He was too busy tuning in to beam ships and stuff.

[coaster]

Horn is a lost cause.

[Ciardelo]

Horn is a lost cause.

He'll be back here in a little while posting about how good of a time he's having. :::shrug::: Too bad BellGab already has a Falkie.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

According to him he wasn't lonely once (or twice), he has children; at least she said they were his. Jury's out on him being there at the conception. He was too busy tuning in to beam ships and stuff.

My hunch is that the guy who really was at the conception is the one she calls her "One-Armed Bandit of Love."  Just look at that sly, self-satisfied smile.

[Yorkshire pud]

My hunch is that the guy who really was at the conception is the one she calls her "One-Armed Bandit of Love."  Just look at that sly, self-satisfied smile.

Hmmm, but won't that beard make her itch when he kisses the velvet? So to speak.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

Hmmm, but won't that beard make her itch when he kisses the velvet? So to speak.

I'll leave you to speculate about the physical sensations that result from his tenderest, most intimate ministrations, but I will say he has the serene countenance of a man whose beard has been places the rest of us can only dream about.

[Yorkshire pud]

I'll leave you to speculate about the physical sensations that result from his most personal ministrations, but I will say he has the serene countenance of a man whose beard has been places the rest of us can only dream about.

Eau de Madame Horn? Indeed.

[SredniVashtar]

The people were warned:

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/09/18/go-forth-and-multiply-to-divide-and-conquer/

...but like the dimwits here, they didn't listen.

I think the name of your blog is particularly appropriate for a man who seems to have one hand on his dick all the time. I don't understand how you can claim credit for prophecies when you confine yourself to general warnings about impending doom. We can all do that, and people have done it for centuries if not longer. It's the old 'stopped clock' thing; if you keep on saying the same things eventually something will happen that - if you are unscrupulous enough - you can claim 'credit' for seeing.

Oh, and don't pull any bullshit by claiming that Meier predicted the terror attacks in Paris. As you very well know (or ought to), that was written at the time of the Algerian War and the FLN was an independence army that called for a new Algeria based on Islamic laws. That's what Meier was talking about, and any attempt to paint it as anything else is dishonest. If you are going to claim prophetic powers, give us names, dates and places. But you won't because it's all drivel.

[BellBoy]

...because it's all drivel.

Don't forget the flying saucers dustbin lids! It's all drivel and dustbin lids.

[MichaelHorn]

Unstoppable:

http://theyflyblog.com/2015/11/18/the-resonance-features-advance-warnings-of-islamist-attacks/

[BellBoy]

Unstoppable:

There, there. Try wiping the drivel with your bib, little guy, that should help.

[SredniVashtar]

In the new Canadian film, The Resonance Who Gives A Fuck?, filmed in June 2015 by Dr. Lana Marconi, Michael Horn a couple of douche-nozzles presents Billy Meier’s startling, prophetically accurate information vague doom-mongering bullshit from 1958, 1981 and 1987, foretelling the recent radical Islamist attacks in France making woolly, quasi-biblical generalisations that any arse could do, the mass migrations in Europe,, other shit he's claiming the credit for and much more that’s yet to come. some other balls that I will try and foist on the handful of brain-dead chimps who swallow this puke.

Horn explained that the underlying reason for Meier’s singularly authentic, almost 74 year long UFO contacts fraudulent fuckwittery is to help us free ourselves from religions, belief systems, politics, etc., and assure our own very threatened future survival through self-responsibility. make some money by scaring a few morons into watching some shitty film and scamming as much money as he can rather than working a regular job.

The Resonance. Sounds like a fart in a trash can, which is precisely what all this hokum amounts to. Sorry, did I mention trash cans? Horn is going to get all horny again at the thought of those lids.

[Robert Ghostwolf's Ghost]

#3

There, there. Try wiping the drivel with your bib, little guy, that should help.

[Yorkshire pud]

The Resonance. Sounds like a fart in a trash can, which is precisely what all this hokum amounts to. Sorry, did I mention trash cans? Horn is going to get all horny again at the thought of those lids.

He must have some perverse need to try and convince the nonconvertible to his cult. Naturally he steps up the ante to get off on the invective that falls on his head by gleefully telling us how the attacks in Paris were 'predicted'. He's just filth. He's the twat at school who got up people's noses just by being there. Doesn't even have to open his mouth to speak; he just has to breath. I wonder if his spacemen predicted he'd be a fucking pile of shit.

[MichaelHorn]

Adorable, unstoppable and…tireless:

Billy:

A small number of persons are trying really very hard to form a good FIGU group in the USA. So there are also really good people over there who try very hard. If I thereby think solely of Michael Horn, who has already worked for so many years for the teaching and the mission, he and his work cannot be highly enough appraised. Indeed, not all human beings need to be working in his tireless scope, because a lesser commitment is already very valuable, and such a one can be achieved by many in America. However, these correspond only to a minority, but if they engage themselves, then much can be achieved through them. A small number of human beings can also achieve much and bring, in many others, change for the better and good, if they make an effort. How does it go? Constant dripping wears away the stone. Considered in this sense, everything unloving, evil, unpeaceful and disharmonious, wrong and illiberal, as well as any Gewalt, addiction to rule and addiction to might, every hatred, every revenge as well as every addiction to retaliation, will, in the same way, be worn down to the ground, as well as everything dictatorial and which harms life and limb.

Ptaah:

There is nothing there with which to argue, because your words correspond to reality. This, however, changes nothing in our attitude. If, in relation to the human beings and the behaviour of the American people, something changes for the better, for good and right, then we will also change our opinion. But we are very pleased regarding the ongoing efforts for many years by Michael Horn, whereby he has provided extraordinary services, which are of inestimable value. While we also acknowledge the efforts of all those people in the USA who tried for decades to form a FIGU group and also made an effort in terms of learning the spiritual teaching; unfortunately they have not achieved the objectives they claimed they wanted to achieve.

http://www.futureofmankind.co.uk/Billy_Meier/Contact_Report_544