Rio 2016 Olympic Games

[nooryisawesome]

[effluenza]

MikuNazi just jizzed in his pants.

[jazmunda]

https://twitter.com/jazmunda/status/763362456248868864

[Taco Bell]

It's ecto-cooler, used to promote the new Ghostbusters movie.

[jazmunda]

https://twitter.com/jazmunda/status/763363892093341696

[jazmunda]

Are you getting nervous?

[albrecht]

Are you getting nervous?

Is that on? Not worried because we don't watch the Olympics here in the US (if the ratings are to be believed) and it is frustrating to find out what channel a certain event is on if one was so inclined. I like the Winter Games more but even then just watch hockey and a few sports like biathlon.

[jazmunda]

Is that on? Not worried because we don't watch the Olympics here in the US (if the ratings are to be believed) and it is frustrating to find out what channel a certain event is on if one was so inclined. I like the Winter Games more but even then just watch hockey and a few sports like biathlon.

Sport is a religion here. We'd watch two goats fighting over a hobos flip flop.

[albrecht]

Sport is a religion here. We'd watch two goats fighting over a hobos flip flop.

It is here also but we like our professional sports or school sports. Plus since the Olympics has become (in many sports) professional you can get better matches just watching the Pro leagues. Track and field and a lot of the sports are niche sports here (something you do in school.) Women's rugby and the like? No, thanks. I'll watch the sports with the good looking gals though.
ps: Is gambling on sports legal down there?

[GravitySucks]

Sport is a religion here. We'd watch two goats fighting over a hobos flip flop.

That was SciFiAuthor's flip flop and they were his goats. Well, technically, one belongs to Cupcake, but the gay one is his.

[jazmunda]

It is here also but we like our professional sports or school sports. Plus since the Olympics has become (in many sports) professional you can get better matches just watching the Pro leagues. Track and field and a lot of the sports are niche sports here (something you do in school.) Women's rugby and the like? No, thanks. I'll watch the sports with the good looking gals though.
ps: Is gambling on sports legal down there?

It sure is and that is a religion too.

[albrecht]

It sure is and that is a religion too.

Nice. It depends on the state but only every bet, pretty much, legal in betting in NV (Vegas especially.) Other stuff, like horses/dogs, is legal most places but it depends on the state. The internet is in a limbo-state, I think. I could see watching more Olympics if I could be betting on some of the odd sports or prop bets (will X break his leg, will Y's swimsuit have a wardrobe malfunction, etc.)

[GravitySucks]

Nice. It depends on the state but only every bet, pretty much, legal in betting in NV (Vegas especially.) Other stuff, like horses/dogs, is legal most places but it depends on the state. The internet is in a limbo-state, I think. I could see watching more Olympics if I could be betting on some of the odd sports or prop bets (will X break his leg, will Y's swimsuit have a wardrobe malfunction, etc.)

Best wardrobe malfunction I have seen in winter sports.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-tQ6qOC9kjg

[GravitySucks]

Are you getting nervous?

Not one bit.

[jazmunda]

Not one bit.

You say that now.

[Juan]

A hell of a basketball game.  Much closer than the final score.
In redneckland where I live, there would be betting on the goats and lots of cheap beer.  And maybe a shooting or stabbing depending on how the goat won.

[Juan]

I feel sorry for Hope Solo's husband tonight.

[albrecht]

 

I feel sorry for Hope Solo's husband tonight.

[Ciardelo]

I feel sorry for Hope Solo's husband tonight.

Did she not know she could move over a little bit?

[trostol]

wtf is this trampoline crap lol

[nooryisawesome]

Well USA is up 8 gold medals over China and 13 in total medals. Hopefully, we can expand the lead.

[Rix Gins]

Dozed off watching boxing of all things.  Lackluster commentators.  Where the F is Teddy Atlas when you need him?

[GuerrillaUnReal]

This man should win the Olympics, all of the Olympics.

[jazmunda]

This man should win the Olympics, all of the Olympics.

Apparently his cousin Wang is bigger.

[Richard Groyper]

This man should win the Olympics, all of the Olympics.

DOOOOOOONG! Where is my automobile?!

[jazmunda]

This man should win the Olympics, all of the Olympics.

I can't be certain but I think that lady likes Dong. Stay tuned .....

[Richard Groyper]

I can't be certain but I think that lady likes Dong. Stay tuned .....

I think you're barking up the wrong tree regarding Dong Dong, friend.

[jazmunda]

I think you're barking up the wrong tree regarding Dong Dong, friend.

Oh yeah Gymnastics. Check.

I guess that's why there are two dongs. Amiright?

[Richard Groyper]

Oh yeah Gymnastics. Check.

I guess that's why there are two dongs. Amiright?

I bet he's the favorite to win gold in the circle jerk & freestyle-reacharound events.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

I bet he's the favorite to win gold in the circle jerk & freestyle-reacharound events.

Dong Squared is a favorite in any event, competition or endeavor he enters.