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Quote from: Zetaspeak on April 14, 2018, 10:09:27 AM
I remember the first time I heard Art on radio, I was flipping the dial for some reason and heard this story of UFO and cattle mutilation, it was a total "What the heck is this" moment. But the details and storytelling, Art asking all the questions I had, the build that kept you staying on segment after segment. It certainly hooked me.

I remember the first time I heard Art, it was after a very late night at work driving home and going through radio stations.  A caller was telling Art he was a vampire and Art said he doubted that.  I listened all the way home and then went inside to finish the show.  I was hooked.  Thanks for all the memories Art and also thanks to the bellgabbers for the laughs.

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on March 23, 2018, 09:22:09 AM
Happy Gerry Day, everybody!  We've arrived once again at that magical day of the year where we can all look back fondly on the anniversary of Open Lines Gerry joining BellGab Sewergab.

A very heartfelt and sincere THANK YOU to those of you who have taken the time to PM me this morning.  Your notes of support, congratulations, and appreciation really mean a lot.

What a wonderful gift it would be - to us all - if we could cross the 3,000 page threshold of George's Musings thread together today!

Have a wonderful Gerry Day, and stay warm, dry, and safe out there if you can!

FRIENDSHIP.

Usually just a lurker, so much so that it took me several tries to remember my password....but I had to log on and do my part for the gift of 3000 pages.

FRIENDSHIP

Quote from: Rally Squirrel on July 13, 2017, 07:22:14 PM
I have the five pictures up that have been approved by Cafe Press. They take 72 business hours to check them out and make sure it is not porn.
My first goal was to get all five up and on products so that Falki could see the store that is a tribute to him.

I will submit Brigs three pics tonight and next week put them on products. If any one sees an image they want on a product just let me know and I will make it available.

Also, all the proceeds go directly to me and I promise to use them for things like jalapeño pizzas, fake logo tickets and soon an empty iPad 2 box.

Usually just a lurker, but had to log in to tell you this is the greatest/funniest thing I have seen on this site!

Biggie and Tupac
Supersize Me
King of Kong

If mockumentaries count:
Best in Show
Spinal Tap

Quote from: brigâ,,¢☮☘ on March 05, 2017, 06:11:04 AM
I would have given George some money too, but my good computer came back from repairs, and I'm happy with it, so I have to finish paying it off.  I only have $350 dollars left to go if anyone would like to help with donations, I would then be able to help with Georges WooWoo Con finances.

I would give George some money, but I have the annual trip to Maui, a new Jaguar F-Pace to buy for my wife, and the rest is tied up in cash.

Quote from: lukathing03🗾🇯🇵🗻🌸 on February 08, 2017, 06:49:42 PM
naturally balanced 7 main bearings and will run past 300k, whats not to like?

Yeah, that's cool.  Was just responding to the anti-door comment 

Quote from: White Crow on February 08, 2017, 05:45:11 PM
Straight 6.  4.0?

Straight 6's are for fags

Quote from: Open Lines Gerry on August 28, 2016, 03:37:59 PM
Hello Meatie Pie, and greetings also to any others that George can count as friendly to him on this board (which I am NOT allowed to mention to him by name).  The Master refuses to come back to B---G--, and was displeased even with my suggestion recently of TRUCE DAY - a 24 hour period where the detractors would be kept at bay by the rest of us so we could bask in George's GLORY! and interact with the man.  Some of you have gone too far in spewing your hatred, and he sees no reason to come back and subject himself to the wanton abuse.

George reminds us all that we can register on HIS paranormal forum, run with the assistance of administrator Justin, if you want to have the opportunity to go one-on-one with the Great One (George - the Master).  He often lists his private e-mail address in the notes sections of his YouTube videos, so you can write to him directly as well.

George has taken extra measures as of late to bolster his network security in his apartment, so you will not be seeing any more leaks coming from the detractors in the Circle of Disgust.  I will not divulge all of the precautions he is taking, but he has now covered the iPad camera with paper and tape,  and will be ordering a more permanent cover from Amazon.  He is also storing his devices in a "Farraday cage" that he created with a galvanized metal garbage can.  Other more radical steps have been taken as well.

FRIENDSHIP.

First off it's Faraday.  Secondly that dumb ass needs to use a thicker metal.  Finally, a high freq will still penetrate.

Quote from: Doc on August 11, 2016, 12:54:50 PM
That seems to be a common occurrence for the "Master."  Complain bitterly to the manager about a meal (after eating all of it) so that the manager will offer him a complimentary one.

WTF, I can count on one hand the number of times I have complained about a meal and gotten some type of discount....but then again I do not eat anywhere that has Casino in the name, if you do you should expect to get the shits.

Quote from: Who on July 24, 2015, 10:32:46 AM
A REMINDER TO GEORGE SENDA:

The taxpayers send you an SSI check (not SSDI) each and every month.  Free of charge.  Gratis.  And it's large enough to pay all your expenses with enough left over to buy Apple toys and enough woo woo books and "collectibles" to turn your apartment into a hoarder's paradise.

And how do you show your gratitude?  By making another asinine video bitching and moaning that the taxpayers aren't sending you enough free money every month.

Freeloader.

What a freakin' joke.  Every quarter when I write a check for my estimated taxes I will be even more pissed thinking of Sendamoney sitting on his ass and wanting more more more.

Quote from: Nebraska888 on July 21, 2015, 12:35:29 PM
Noory butchered standard English usage so terribly last night that I thought he had a stroke. 

His interview with Paulides, compared to Knapp's,  is like comparing little league baseball to the pros. 

And.....HE KEPT INTERRUPTING!   He is so damned focused on WHAT OR WHO is doing this rather than just letting Paulides share the stories of those who have vanished. 

GEORGE, GET OUT OF THE WAY.   

I happened to be listening at 2:15am and Dave was talking about a very young boy that went missing.  He referred to the little case about the boy instead of the case of the little boy.  So glad Art is back. GNS.

Quote from: CornyCrow on July 21, 2015, 06:37:02 PM
That's wonderful.  I wonder if you can ever meet them? 

You make me realize that I'm such a curmudgeon.

I worked with an Indian fellow who sent money to India each month.  It must have been a lot as he supported an entire school.  He'd visit every now and again and his relatives who still lived there would drop in.

I went to Bolivia and met the child I sponsor.  He was there with his mother and tutor.  What a great and rewarding trip, but it can be tough as some kids have major family problems and really gets you down....guess you just help however you can.

Quote from: Paper*Boy on July 20, 2015, 02:53:39 AM
Falkie is waiting in the wings..

with mayo

Quote from: Bart Ell on July 09, 2015, 01:25:04 PM
You think you know everything about us but you really know nothing dumpilitous gayteman!

Kathy has been under great pressure with all the moving and cleaning and Patty has been a b#tch about it in more ways than one. The floor to my living room is almost visible at this point. Kathy thinks it may have carpeting but we cant tell yet. I remember once yelling at Mr Friskers to stop pissing on the carpet but I don't remember if it was in this apartment or one I had in 1987 as I was almost working for Apple.

Received settlement from class action suit today. $237.34 for former users of Oil of Olay who questioned the actual oil to olay ratio used in the original formula. Gave Kathy $125 toward moving and truck expenses. I put $112.34 in fund for land to build new home on. Got hungry. Took $100 from land fund for pizza and a treat for this month. Decided $12.34 was not enough to bother do the bookkeeping for the land fund so used that to buy oranges, peaches and one lime. Put grocery in ice box. Ate pizza and filed empty box in undecided pile of items I am not sure I will get rid of. Now time for sleep as both my knees are sore from trip to door to collect pizza from stupid delivery man who got topping on the inside top of the box. Did not tip and almost did not agree to take damaged pizza. Will post 7 new videos later and Kathy the slow adult will review her favorite commercials on local TV. Next week will walk the land to see where I would put smaller house for Kathy with southern exposure.

That's great.  I only realized this was not Falkie after I got to the part where you bought fruit.

Quote from: Art Bell on June 30, 2015, 03:56:53 PM
Well, here is the thing, many love Richard and yes some hate him. However both groups will listen to confirm their passion. The fact that they tried to move my friend right on top of my opening day with a show that by that time would be old news is simply pathetic.

Art

One of my favorite classic shows to listen to is when Art moderated the moon debate with RCH and Mitchell.  I know RCH is full of it, but I enjoy listening to crazy and weird whether it is glass domes, bottomless holes, buried big foots, etc.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 13, 2015, 12:26:57 PM
Not in a position to do so at this time for technical and other reasons but I think I already posted it in this thread a month ago.
Will take a picture of it later tonight and post it.
If $250 is too much, then I need $150 as a minimum.
Let me know asap.

I bet people would bid if Falkie took a goatse picture and autographed it. 

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 13, 2015, 12:21:17 PM
I also have another problem involving my phone and the cops but I will deal with that in time

This sounds interesting, please explain when you have time.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on June 12, 2015, 07:39:25 PM
There's a huge difference between Maddoff and me.
I would make my clients money and a Jew with a conscience.
One of the famous people he ripped off was Zza Gabor.
If I ever made millions or billions, I'd go to  Beverly Hills and offer her a check for all the entertainment value she gave over the years.
Then if I had the wherewithal, I'd get a list of all of those ripped off and give them all $10 or 20 grand a piece at a minimum at least.
Guys like him give legitimate financial advisors and all Jews a bad name.
Pity we don't flog, tar and feather orvdraw and quarter any more.
He deserved all three.

You can use your proceeds from "The Boss Hogg story" to get Senda Asset Management going.

Quote from: bateman on June 12, 2015, 06:27:06 PM
Falkie, learn to trade. Senda Asset Management will be able to buy and sell guys like him.

I really hope this happens as I can just imagine Falkie trying to figure out Wash Sales, Tax Lots, etc.  He can't even keep his place clean, how the hell is he going to keep and find records.

Quote from: BobGrau on March 01, 2015, 05:15:29 AM
Hmm. Today is st. David's (Dave's) day.

Could we push to page 2000 before midnight?
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GNS

Quote from: nooryisawesome on February 28, 2015, 02:03:40 PM
4 pages away!

George Noory sucks

Coast to coast lifts ban
Sow their wild Oates Thursday night
Kcus ouy egroeg ouy kcuf

Ten summers gone by
George Noory becomes lazy
Pays no attention

I now realize that saying GNS makes me a hater and a bottom feeder.  From now on I will be more respectful and say GNILADNPA.

George Noory is lazy and does not pay attention

Chicago hot dog
George gobbles it up all night
Tommie's small wiener

Quote from: ItsOver on August 16, 2013, 05:48:08 PM
Let's do it!!! 

Now we just need to build a float and find 10,000 marbles.....

Quote from: ItsOver on August 16, 2013, 05:30:17 PM
Lemmiwinks is right!  Psychotic... but absolutely right. We gotta take these bastards. Now we could do it with conventional weapons, but that could take years and cost millions of lives. No, I think we have to go all out. I think that this situation absolutely requires a really futile and stupid gesture be done on somebody's part!   

Let's do it!

Quote from: gandalf50 on August 16, 2013, 03:53:12 PM
Indeed not a big deal. But wake up people. Snoory has already won. This thread is toast.  And it's also likely the forum is as well.

Nothing is over until we decide it is.  Was it over when the Germans used portals to bomb the angels at Pearl Harbor?  Hell no!  What the fuck happened to the GNS I used to know?  Leading up to September 16th could be the greatest nights of our lives, but your gonna let it be the worst.  Ooh we're afraid to rip Noory Lemmiwinks, we might get in trouble.  Well just kiss my ass from now on.  Not me, I'm not gonna take this.    Pizza rolls, dead!  Quack cures, dead!  Political talk......

My Top ten reasons GNS:
10 little or no prep
9 refuses to take and/or address constructive criticism
8 corporate shill
7 mustache
6 angels
5 portals
4 boring
3 terrible singer
2 hurts people by supporting quack cures
1 believes or appears to believe anything a guest says no matter how offensive, outlandish, or stupid

Quote from: bateman on August 12, 2013, 11:20:14 AM
This soon-to-be bestseller. Yes, it's real.

http://www.amazon.com/George-Noorys-Late-Night-Snacks-Listening/dp/0765314088/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&qid=1376331565&sr=8-1&keywords=george+noory+late+night+snacks

I was going to say that George, his show, and his life have officially jumped the shark with the release of this book - but it is so ridiculous I have to believe that Bateman has hacked Amazon and is pulling another one over on Snoory.