Chefist's BlogGab: A Gossip Thread About BellGab!

[GravitySucks]

Egads. What did Chefist do with his mother???

Sourdough bread I made with my own mother...it came out rather well...I need to post more culinary topics here...

You are the best of BellGab!

[littlechris]

Egads. What did Chefist do with his mother???

ROFLMAO!!

OMG Chefist is going to KILL YOU!!!!!!!

[ponyboysunset]

Egads. What did Chefist do with his mother???

I love Archer. Lots more Archer references please! And Good Morning all. 54 pages since Sunday when all this madness started. Nice job Chefist!!!!!(Those exclamation points are just for you!)

[chefist]

Egads. What did Chefist do with his mother???

I was waiting for that!

[Lilith]

I was waiting for that!

I'd like to hear more about this ritual on the GabCast!!  I WANT to say more, but I won't LOL"S

[GravitySucks]

I was waiting for that!

Like for how many years?

[chefist]

**MITD UPDATE! MARRS OR BUST, WELL BUST***

Paranormal ledgend Jim Marrs made his first appearance with Heather Wade last night. Reviews ranged from "meh", to " God awful ". Here's a sample...

LOL  " a tight rope stretched over a slippery slope"   that has to go top right corner  LOL

and didn't Marrs tell her there's not much to talk about the grave.. yet she is going to ask him about it again.. and then she says she has so many questions she can't get to them all.  LOL Jesus tapdancing Christ she is dense.   I think she will open up calls right away as she hasn't got any relevant questions.

[Lilith]

**MITD UPDATE! MARRS OR BUST, WELL BUST***

Paranormal ledgend Jim Marrs made his first appearance with Heather Wade last night. Reviews ranged from "meh", to " God awful ". Here's a sample...

link=topic=9159.msg777311#msg777311 date=1460611739]
LOL  " a tight rope stretched over a slippery slope"   that has to go top right corner  LOL

and didn't Marrs tell her there's not much to talk about the grave.. yet she is going to ask him about it again.. and then she says she has so many questions she can't get to them all.  LOL Jesus tapdancing Christ she is dense.   I think she will open up calls right away as she hasn't got any relevant questions.

I didn't hear the whole thing.....I passed out about an hour or so in, but it sounded like she was just rattling on and on and on and on, so he wouldn't have a chance to bring up 9-11 to me.

[chefist]

***NEWS ALERT - GEORGE CHANNELS NAVIN JOHNSON***

Operatives from the fortress reveal George's secret design for an eyeglass locating tracker.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 05:26:02 AM
I will when I can readily SEE what I am doing once it's daylight. The last time I misplaced them they wound up under a corner of the sofa bed & it took me 3 hours to see them. There's also a lot of eye strain with not being able to look at everything as well.
We have apps for everything. Why not a tiny chip in the glasses with a tiny battery and your IPhone/IPad/tablet could interact with chip & have it chirp or light up or both or something so you could find them ?
They even have key rings that can do this.🙀🙄😟🙁☹️

👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓

The CBS network interactive site seems to have crashed. I had been watching NCIS: New Orleans earlier in the evening and now all you get is the big blue CBS eye. Kind of creepy.

[ponyboysunset]

***NEWS ALERT - GEORGE CHANNELS NAVIN JOHNSON***

Operatives from the fortress reveal George's secret design for an eyeglass locating tracker.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 05:26:02 AM
I will when I can readily SEE what I am doing once it's daylight. The last time I misplaced them they wound up under a corner of the sofa bed & it took me 3 hours to see them. There's also a lot of eye strain with not being able to look at everything as well.
We have apps for everything. Why not a tiny chip in the glasses with a tiny battery and your IPhone/IPad/tablet could interact with chip & have it chirp or light up or both or something so you could find them ?
They even have key rings that can do this.🙀🙄😟🙁☹️

👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓👓

The CBS network interactive site seems to have crashed. I had been watching NCIS: New Orleans earlier in the evening and now all you get is the big blue CBS eye. Kind of creepy.

And still the leaks keep on coming. Makes you wonder who it is, or not. Seriously who loses their glasses this much? They make chains for them, you know like librarians wear...

[Who]

***NEWS ALERT - GEORGE CHANNELS NAVIN JOHNSON***

Operatives from the fortress reveal George's secret design for an eyeglass locating tracker.

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 05:26:02 AM
I will when I can readily SEE what I am doing once it's daylight. The last time I misplaced them they wound up under a corner of the sofa bed & it took me 3 hours to see them. There's also a lot of eye strain with not being able to look at everything as well.
We have apps for everything. Why not a tiny chip in the glasses with a tiny battery and your IPhone/IPad/tablet could interact with chip & have it chirp or light up or both or something so you could find them ?
They even have key rings that can do this.

[chefist]

And still the leaks keep on coming. Makes you wonder who it is, or not. Seriously who loses their glasses this much? They make chains for them, you know like librarians wear...

I wonder if his recent celebrity status from appearing on EODR and the GabCast has perhaps given George a false sense of superiority? Does George need to check his ego before he self destructs?

Time will tell...

[Auslandia]

I wonder if his recent celebrity status from appearing on EODR and the GabCast has perhaps given George a false sense of superiority? Does George need to check his ego before he self destructs?

Time will tell...

It's not a matter of if.  It'll happen.  People don't really change.

[chefist]

***BREAKING NEWS - NEWSGIRL AMY HAS HER OWN SHOW! WILL LEO AND J. NEIL BE JOINING?***

In the vacuum created by the sudden and spectacular death of "Alongside Night Radio", we have former newsgirl Amy starting her own show! We hold our breaths in collective anticipation for what will surely be a PHANTASTIC ride!

Stay tuned!

https://twitter.com/hauntedskeptic_/status/717958757007765504

[Auslandia]

Now we'll be able to enjoy the fake newsreader voice more frequently than ever!

[Richard Groyper]

***BREAKING NEWS - NEWSGIRL AMY HAS HER OWN SHOW! WILL LEO AND J. NEIL BE JOINING?***

In the vacuum created by the sudden and spectacular death of "Alongside Night Radio", we have former newsgirl Amy starting her own show! We hold our breaths in collective anticipation for what will surely be a PHANTASTIC ride!

Stay tuned!

Terrible paranormal "radio shows" (actually podcasts) seem to be the hot cottage industry right now. Not sure why, the quality has been so poor I can't fathom how money is changing hands.

Full Disclosure: I have been corresponding with Amy Martin via Twitter for the past couple months. Amy was dealing with some pretty serious health issues. She's been nothing but friendly and engaging. I sincerely wish her well.

[ONeill]

Theres no room in there for the rats to piss on anything.

[chefist]

Terrible paranormal "radio shows" (actually podcasts) seem to be the hot cottage industry right now. Not sure why, the quality has been so poor I can't fathom how money is changing hands.

Full Disclosure: I have been corresponding with Amy Martin via Twitter for the past couple months. Amy was dealing with some pretty serious health issues. She's been nothing but friendly and engaging. I sincerely wish her well.

Why does she want to do another paranormal podcast? Isn't the market rather saturated?

[ONeill]

Ugh. This gif  makes me feel sorry for him again.
Hate that.   :S

That's a moment of weakness, remember to stay away from the "Donate" button. This it how it works.

[GuerrillaUnReal]

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[TigerLily]

No wonder Falkie's glasses are always broken  or fall off and get lost. The man has serious torsion power

[chefist]

Wow! Impressive, sir! You have talent AND work ethic!

[Richard Groyper]

Why does she want to do another paranormal podcast? Isn't the market rather saturated?

(Answer to your first question) - I'll ask Amy if she intends her show to be exclusively paranormal. And yes, the market is saturated up the ole' proverbial butthole with this genre.

I'll shoot her a PM on Twitter, and probe her for more "deets" on her program. Don't worry I'm on the case.

Signing off,

Gay Man & Gay Journalist

[Richard Groyper]

VoteQuimby, I'll take a couple shower curtains, I need something to wrap my victims in...

[TigerLily]

Funny, Isn't it?  I still find sometimes I feel sorry for him.  At one point, I thought perhaps he was misunderstood and just defensive.  And then he makes a post, or I am reminded of some of the "Falkie highlights" and shake my head.

I don't wish the guy harm (I actually hope he finds some kind of happiness, whatever that may look like for him.)  But I cannot be a cheerleader while he travels down this path (besides, I don't look good in a mini skirt if I don't shave my legs.)

I just hope he finds his glasses

[Richard Groyper]

https://twitter.com/HauntedSkeptic_/status/720643573398384641

[whoozit]

Wow! Impressive, sir! You have talent AND work ethic!

Have you slept since this thread started?  Even the blue meth doesn't work forever.

[Dateline]

Heather and Amy can exchange positions and alternate at each other's guests.  A little Leo thrown in the mix will liven it up for your listening enjoyment.

[trostol]

see if Amy and Heather were smart..they would get on the same network..since Amy is 9 to 12 and Heather is 12 to who knows when..they could be the Ladies of the Night and pretty much make us all find something else to do

[Dateline]

Since I have such a hobbit of conversing to myself, I might as well record it and call it a pod cast.  Beginning June 4, 2016, you will begin to have access to my new podcast "Other Voices.", not just paranormal but modern media and society.