Chefist's BlogGab: A Gossip Thread About BellGab!

[Étouffée]

Forgive me, El Guapo. I know that I, Jefe, do not have your superior intellect and education. But could it be that once again, you are angry at something else, and are looking to take it out on me?

Holy cow, Jefe, what if you're right!  ¡Aye caramba!
(Don't you just hate passive-aggressiveness?  I know I do.  Hey, that could be a BlogGab topic!)

[chefist]

Holy cow, Jefe, what if you're right!  ¡Aye caramba!
(Don't you just hate passive-aggressiveness?  I know I do.  Hey, that could be a BlogGab topic!)

We welcome all blood feuds here at BlogGab...enjoy!

[WOTR]

War?

Flakenberg Fortress, aided by the Knights of Falkie, will defeat any and all enemies. Lord Falkie will make BellGabbia great again!

Praise Falkie! Tits MV! bateman is a-okay in my book.

I'm glad you found a way to have fun. Viva la Falkie!

[WOTR]

I knew a guy who was double teaming someone with a friend.  He pulled out & accidentally blew one on the other dude's chest.  I like to imagine that they grew as friends that afternoon.

Why do I imagine that it was the pitcher and not the receiver who told you this story?

[Mr. Fidget]

Rumor has it that this piece of mat board I cut can be interpreted as a "troll logic" map.

[chefist]

Rumor has it that this piece of mat board I cut can be interpreted as a "troll logic" map.

Hey Mr Fidget! We will be launching a BellGab store soon! You can sell Fidgets there too!

[littlechris]

Be afraid! Very afraid... Information is power!

Lolz.

Sounds like you have some dirt on falkie!!!

I can't wait for you to slay the Senda Monster on Saturday Night!!!!

[chefist]

Lolz.

Sounds like you have some dirt on falkie!!!

I can't wait for you to slay the Senda Monster on Saturday Night!!!!

"Kinda like a chupacabra?" Lol classic troll on Heather at MITD!

DIRT? A FREAKIN SAND STORM!

[WOTR]

We welcome all blood feuds here at BlogGab...enjoy!

I may not agree with what you say, and I will fight to your death if you should happen to say it.

[chefist]

I may not agree with what you say, and I will fight to your death if you should happen to say it.

What would a qualifying statement be? "I really enjoy Heather and the new MITD!"

[chefist]

Props to SWT for another instant classic!

She wants everyone to subscribe to listen to her Chris Carter interview? THIS ONE?

[Mind Flayer Monk]

Props to SWT for another instant classic!

I think that was MalachiMartin

[The Alcoholic]

What would a qualifying statement be? "I really enjoy Heather and the new MITD!"

[chefist]

I think that was MalachiMartin

Holy crap! That guy is great! The stalker crash gif was the best ever!

[SixWeekTenure(tm)]

Holy crap! That guy is great! The stalker crash gif was the best ever!

Yeah, I was just re-posting a malachi.martini classic.

I was gobsmacked that Heather pointed to that episode as the one to go back and listen to in the archives.

[jazmunda]

only if it's warm.

I've been in a hot tub all day.

[chefist]

***GEORGE SENDA OFFICIALLY CHALLENGES CHEFIST!***

A reckoning has been scheduled and battle lines drawn. I confront George about his totalitarianism and overall horrendous behavior towards his fans and the female persuasion!

End of Days Radio - this Saturday - 7:30 PM PT


Quote from: rekcuf on Today at 11:07:22 PM
⚠⚠⚠WAR⚠⚠⚠

Lord Falkie:

The terrorist known as "chefist" is beating the drums of war on his thread. The traitoris and criminal fiend, has challenged you to appear on End Of Days Radio, Saturday night...

His claim - He wants to know the "details" of his expulsion.

In my humble opinion; this is an excellent opportunity (for your Lordship) to face the haters head on. Show our enemies strength by way of force! That's the only thing these animals understand!!! Using EODR is the perfect medium for you to display your verbal prowess.

Either way my Lord, however insignificant, this threat must be squashed. The Knights of Falkie are behind you 1000%!

Hail Falkie! Remember the Fortress!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 11:19:19 PM
I have already said to the host that I will call in.
Cheap chef will face The Wrath of Pittsburgh.
And lose.
Preparing for Heather now.
Where did I put that unused and unopened Lufthansa airsickness bag from 1962 ?

[trostol]

***GEORGE SENDA OFFICIALLY CHALLENGES CHEFIST!***

A reckoning has been scheduled and battle lines drawn. I confront George about his totalitarianism and overall horrendous behavior towards his fans and the female persuasion!

End of Days Radio - this Saturday - 7:30 PM PT


Quote from: rekcuf on Today at 11:07:22 PM
⚠⚠⚠WAR⚠⚠⚠

Lord Falkie:

The terrorist known as "chefist" is beating the drums of war on his thread. The traitoris and criminal fiend, has challenged you to appear on End Of Days Radio, Saturday night...

His claim - He wants to know the "details" of his expulsion.

In my humble opinion; this is an excellent opportunity (for your Lordship) to face the haters head on. Show our enemies strength by way of force! That's the only thing these animals understand!!! Using EODR is the perfect medium for you to display your verbal prowess.

Either way my Lord, however insignificant, this threat must be squashed. The Knights of Falkie are behind you 1000%!

Hail Falkie! Remember the Fortress!

Quote from: Falkie2013 on Today at 11:19:19 PM
I have already said to the host that I will call in.
Cheap chef will face The Wrath of Pittsburgh.
And lose.
Preparing for Heather now.
Where did I put that unused and unopened Lufthansa airsickness bag from 1962 ?

upgraded to terrorist...congrats!!!!

[jazmunda]

How did he know you were cheap chefist?

[chefist]

How did he know you were cheap chefist?

George will find out what a "high price" he will have to pay for fucking with Brig, Starr and I!

[jazmunda]

George will find out what a "high price" he will have to pay for fucking with Brig, Starr and I!

I'll have to listen to the repeat as I have plans during the live show.

What did he do to starr?! 

[Rally Squirrel]

George will find out what a "high price" he will have to pay for fucking with Brig, Starr and I!

Did you mean PBS?

[chefist]

Did you mean PBS?

Oh thanks, RS...her too! He warrantlessly attacked Starr as well! She shared that the other day! Brig and Start, the two sweetest people on BG!

I have a large amount of information about George already... If anyone would like to share anything, PM me or email:

Chefist@gmail. Com

BlogGab Wants You! ==>

[jazmunda]

Brig and Starr, the two sweetest people on BG!

I think that's unfair to SV and YP.

[littlechris]

Oh thanks, RS...her too! He warrantlessly attacked Starr as well! She shared that the other day! Brig and Start, the two sweetest people on BG!

He attacked my twinkle little Starr??  WTF??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT?

HOW?

WHEN?

WHY???

[Rally Squirrel]

He attacked my twinkle little Starr??  WTF??!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

WHAT?

HOW?

WHEN?

WHY???

Here ya go LC

It was in UFO Chat when Art was on GabCast.  This was after he had gotten the phone threats to himself and his family.  I don't remember the date, but I have the show downloaded.

There was the typical chat room frolic before a show starts.  The place was Mega Packed!  Tawdry, but good humored banter, and fishbot scales, were flying.

Enter falkie (Eww!  Sorry about that).  falkie comes in the room (sheesh!  That's worse, but I'm losing my trend of thought so I'll continue).

I don't know who he started in on first, the scroll was SMOKIN'!  But, I noticed folks were being bad-mouthed and trolled by falkie.  After a few minutes of this I thought; "Oh for God's Sake, falkie, knock that shit off" and proceeded to smack him upside the head with a large fishbot!  That is when he called me the c-word.

WR250, promptly kicked falkie out of the chat room.  A few minutes later, falkie gets back in the room under the username starrmtnisac***.  WR250 kicked his ass out again and said, if anyone else uses the 'c' word he'll (paraphrasing ) drop kick them out of the room too.

I don't think there was a transcription saved for this show.  But, if there is, I'd love to get a copy.

I'm sure falkie will disavow my statement then make something up about how he was victimized by this dried up old fart of a strumpet (me).

Anyway, there you have it.

[jazmunda]

Here ya go LC

Far be it for me to defend Falkie but that "Falkie" in the chat could have been anyone and most likely wasn't the real Falkie.

[chefist]

Far be it for me to defend Falkie but that "Falkie" in the chat could have been anyone and most likely wasn't the real Falkie.

But who even knows the real George Senda? He's a riddle, wrapped in an enigma, slathered in mayo!

[littlechris]

Here ya go LC

WOW!!

He calls Kathy the same word all the time so yeah that totally sounds like him.

Of course Falkie will show up here shortly to say she's a liar and how he was never in the chat room and will blame it on the haters, etc,etc. 

[littlechris]

Far be it for me to defend Falkie but that "Falkie" in the chat could have been anyone and most likely wasn't the real Falkie.

Riiight.

Cuz the real Falkie is the complete opposite and makes sure to go out of his way to respect women.

Single older women are his main targets.

TOTAL George Senda behavior.