Chefist's BlogGab: A Gossip Thread About BellGab!

[whoozit]

pew pew!

Is that a red dildo in the end?  Someone would get in trouble in my community for not recycling all that aluminum foil.

[Inglorious Bitch]

LOL...almost afraid to know but what is that about?

He slides up and down a wooden board on his hands alone. It's an impressive feat for anyone but especially a cat daddy in his 60's.

[MV/Liberace!]

At the next will call for volunteers, I'll tell him about it so he can throw his name in the ring...and explain he'll be co-hosting and will be asked questions and can ask anything to the others as well...

if you tell him he'll "be asked questions," that essentially is telling him he'll be interviewed.

[chefist]

if you tell him he'll "be asked questions," that essentially is telling him he'll be interviewed.

LOL, ok, ok...I'll make sure he knows he's a co-host...the odds of him doing it are still pretty small I think, but we can try...

[VENUS FIREBALL XL5]

+1 and thank you x 10 Norland! This is too funny to wake up and listen to the first thing in the morning ... I can't believe how long the guest and Heather went on with it ... without realizing they were being pranked!  Yes, this morning I am ROTFLMFAO

OMG I AM LAUGHING OUT LOUD That is so so funny, ah kind a like a chupacabra  ?  Yah ha ha

[UnscreenedCaller]

I seriously want to open a BellGab store, but I don't have the skills to do quality artwork for the merchandise.  The artwork is what will sell it.  If anyone here has the design capabilities, I'd love to work out an arrangement to compensate you for your time.  PM me.

MV, I would like to place an order if possible. I have a mug where the Tardis disappears when you pour anything hot in it. I would like to order a disappearing Falkie's Fortress mug where the Fortress disappears when something hot is poured in it, and STFU emerges in its place. I think I could rock this in the halls of education.

Oh, yes, and two Bellgab pink socks, please.

Failing that, I'll order the standard issue Bellgab bra and knickers set in standard BG colors of chartreuse, puce and sweet violet.

Thank you in advance. Praise you in the highest.

[littlechris]

I love how these fraud guests just go along with it and allude to the fact that it sounds familiar.

Hmmm. Did someone have a falling out with Art and redacted?

[Inglorious Bitch]

I would like to order a disappearing Falkie's Fortress mug where the Fortress disappears when something hot is poured in it, and STFU emerges in its place.

Yes! Make it so Number One.

[GravitySucks]

Yes! Make it so Number One.

And Alien head lights

[MV/Liberace!]

MV, I would like to place an order if possible. I have a mug where the Tardis disappears when you pour anything hot in it. I would like to order a disappearing Falkie's Fortress mug where the Fortress disappears when something hot is poured in it, and STFU emerges in its place. I think I could rock this in the halls of education.

Oh, yes, and two Bellgab pink socks, please.

Failing that, I'll order the standard issue Bellgab bra and knickers set in standard BG colors of chartreuse, puce and sweet violet.

Thank you in advance. Praise you in the highest.

do you people see this?  a fine example of product suggestions.  every one of these is a winner, but i'm particularly partial to the pink socks.

i think the word "margana" should be printed on the socks.

[littlechris]

do you people see this?  a fine example of product suggestions.  every one of these is a winner, but i'm particularly partial to the pink socks.

i think the word "margana" should be printed on the socks.

MV,

You should sell a line of Sweet Kathy lingerie with printed urine and feces stains. Same with a "BIG George's underwear" line. All tighty whities with shit and urine prints all over and a few paranormal based quotes printed on the outside. 

PRAISE YOU!!

[littlechris]

And Alien head lights

Absolutely!!

Knock off George Senda Alien heads complete with engraved George "Falkie" Senda autograph!

[MV/Liberace!]

MV,

You should sell a line of Sweet Kathy lingerie with printed urine and feces stains. Same with a "BIG George's underwear" line. All tighty whities with shit and urine prints all over and a few paranormal based quotes printed on the outside. 

PRAISE YOU!!

the bellgab board of directors has been working on that product line for years now, but it requires the use of too many conflict materials.

[chefist]

***NEWS UPDATE: LITTLECHRIS DEATH THREATS CONFIRMED***

LC is posting, so we know that he is fine for the moment. However, he continues to work with local authorities and has taken the necessary self defense precautions that are required for him and his family's safety.

To my knowledge, I have never told LC anything about the mob, and I'm not looking for a war with George, BUT, I will confirm that Falkie has indeed made death threats against Little Chris and mentioned not just the mafia but also the Hell's Angels.  I had always assumed George was joking, but seeing as how he has now gone off the rails once again, accusing me of things recently done that I did not do, I would take the threats perhaps a bit more seriously now. It will come to you all as no surprise that George has once again ended our friendship. I tried pretty hard to do what he asked off me this time around, but George seems intent on ruining anything that will have potential to move him forward in life. I spoke in truths with the man today over the phone, and even my wife was involved in the conversation. I thought it was a good conversation where George and I crossed into some new trust territory but he just blew that out of the water this evening.  Good luck to you, George. I'm not mad but I hope you're able to find some way to accept the things we discussed over the phone and find some peace and happiness in your life. It's clear to me that Bateman is right, you aren't ready for any more fame and the responsibility that comes with it.  Please end your melt down, for your sake.

[GravitySucks]

the bellgab board of directors has been working on that product line for years now, but it requires the use of too many conflict materials.

Genuine Moroccan Hashish would be nice. 

[ACE of CLUBS]

He's welcome to host the GabCast like any other BellGab user, but personally I have no interest in interviewing him about Billy Meier.

Praise MV
Adore MV

[MV/Liberace!]

Genuine Moroccan Hashish would be nice.

i had hashish in morocco the last time i was there.  wasn't impressed.

[UnscreenedCaller]

i think the word "margana" should be printed on the socks.

I see what you did thar. 

[norland2424]

I seriously want to open a BellGab store, but I don't have the skills to do quality artwork for the merchandise.  The artwork is what will sell it.  If anyone here has the design capabilities, I'd love to work out an arrangement to compensate you for your time.  PM me.

What kind of products do you want to be selling?

[jazmunda]

BellGab branded butt cream would be a winner.

[MV/Liberace!]

What kind of products do you want to be selling?

mugs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, mouse pads, pink socks... the usual.

[GravitySucks]

mugs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, mouse pads, pink socks... the usual.

Turbo mode should come with a shirt.

[littlechris]

***NEWS UPDATE: LITTLECHRIS DEATH THREATS CONFIRMED***

LC is posting, so we know that he is fine for the moment. However, he continues to work with local authorities and has taken the necessary self defense precautions that are required for him and his family's safety.

To my knowledge, I have never told LC anything about the mob, and I'm not looking for a war with George, BUT, I will confirm that Falkie has indeed made death threats against Little Chris and mentioned not just the mafia but also the Hell's Angels.  I had always assumed George was joking, but seeing as how he has now gone off the rails once again, accusing me of things recently done that I did not do, I would take the threats perhaps a bit more seriously now. It will come to you all as no surprise that George has once again ended our friendship. I tried pretty hard to do what he asked off me this time around, but George seems intent on ruining anything that will have potential to move him forward in life. I spoke in truths with the man today over the phone, and even my wife was involved in the conversation. I thought it was a good conversation where George and I crossed into some new trust territory but he just blew that out of the water this evening.  Good luck to you, George. I'm not mad but I hope you're able to find some way to accept the things we discussed over the phone and find some peace and happiness in your life. It's clear to me that Bateman is right, you aren't ready for any more fame and the responsibility that comes with it.  Please end your melt down, for your sake.

Yes, and Rally Squirrel, who has known George Senda for over15 years, has also confirmed that George has threatened to murder others in the past as well and posted a video showing George Senda threatening Casio AKA Robert Robinson.

Falkie did threaten to send some guys after another guy on here. Falkie said a gang owes him a long running favor and all he has to do is call it in. The threat was made in a video.

Many years ago Falkie posted a rambling post on Redbook, it was about Palin or some shit with a ton of cartoons.
I replied with the Nixon "Shut up hippie" meme.
He came back upset and explaining that he was never a hippie. In the verbose explanation he mentioned that he was friends with a motorcycle club in the sixties, He said he was always so clean cut that they wanted him to hold drugs for them.
That MC is who he is talking about.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAdJeKspz60

Go to 6:45 anf Falkie starts talking about an 'organization.'

[MV/Liberace!]

Turbo mode should come with a shirt.

fuck it... turbo mode should come with an audi.

[jazmunda]

mugs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, mouse pads, pink socks... the usual.

Lingerie?

[GravitySucks]

fuck it... turbo mode should come with an audi.

Ok. Just not a pink one.

[chefist]

mugs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, mouse pads, pink socks... the usual.

I say cell phone cases with your username on them...or coque pics, or this printed as well....

https://youtu.be/AwT9OETlBCc

[littlechris]

I say cell phone cases with your username on them...or coque pics, or this printed as well....

https://youtu.be/AwT9OETlBCc

ROFLMAO!!!

A "Senda Monster" line of merchandise!!!! $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$

[MV/Liberace!]

Lingerie?

the pink socks don't qualify?

[whoozit]

mugs, bumper stickers, t-shirts, mouse pads, pink socks... the usual.

One BellGab transition kit please. I think the socks should have pink stripes.